Serial Public Pooper Busted in MA

She's a pillar of shit in the community.

That picture is hilarious!

My husband told me about a yoga mom who was pooping in his friends neighborhood in the alley every morning during her jog. It was captured on security cameras. I’m thinking those poor homeless people are being blamed for the poop that is actually created by yoga fraus. It’s an epidemic!

"Cops linked Grocer to all eight poops — leaving store owner Henry Kanner FLUSH with excitement."

It looks like she's taking another shit in that picture.

Her face just screams "ooopsies, I had an accident, mommmmie".

What a shitty thing to do.

[quote] It looks like she's taking another shit in that picture.

And a particularly painful one at that.

In the OP photo she is the epitome of being shit faced.

Serial pooper ought to lay off the Psyllium-Husk cereal!

It’s Katherine Keener’s sister

What is going on? I was a on a suburban commuter train in NJ yesterday - they had to stop the train For 45 minutes and order a hazmat crew to clean before we could proceed - because somebody SHIT on the train. What is wrong with people?

We had a thread about department store poopers. Apparently it's a common thing.

[quote] ...the “Parking Lot Pooper,” Andrea Grocer, 51

"Grosser", surely

R12 When you've gotta go, you've GOTTA GO!

It's Sarah Jessica, leaving road apples...

I think this is a new level of suburban passive-aggression. I'm mad! I'm gonna go!

R3

While public pooping isn't exclusive to the homeless, there are verified accounts of homeless people shitting on the sidewalk, and not in a they-have-no-choice situation, in a stop-and-look-everyone kind of way. My favorite is when I hear about them doing it right in front of restaurants with floor-to-ceiling windows.

R12

On a bus in my town a couple of months ago, a transient woman got angry because she missed the last stop downtown, so she dropped trou and shit in the middle of the bus. It worked though. The driver opened the doors, and she ran off.

Surprising, because she look so together.

R4 that’s a good one, I liked that, it’s funny.

That mug shot is hilarious!! A DL classic for sure!!

Cher, NO!

The article reveals that the lady drove her car to the parking lot. Then she used--and left behind--toilet paper. The store owner doesn't recognize her and does not know of any connection she might have to the store. The woman has not explained why she did it.

She needs to change her poop schedule so that she can go before she leaves the house.

So what happens if we give animals "access" to toilet paper? 🚽

Where's Babs Johnson when you need her?

As Slovene lady I learned that Public poop is important skill. But poop only when wanted, ok?

How the hell do you poop in public and then CRY in your mugshot like you're upset that you're getting arrested. What did she think was going to happen?

Follow up question: What the hell was her endgame with the serial poopery here?

This could get me another Oscar!

"then they noticed toilet paper and other wipes — items animals would not have access to"

What an asinine statement. I want to know where this is, so I can shit in that parking lot. And on the steps of this newspaper for reporting such a statement.

Is this New York Post a reputable newspaper?

^^ I think the officer was doing a little tongue in cheek there.

Why would anyone do this? This mindset is fascinating.

Everybody Poops....in the parking lot.

OP mentions vomit filled plastic bags. That’s probably someone with an eating disorder who doesn’t have access to an adequately private bathroom. Almost as gross, but not completely illogical.

r29 , raccoons are smart.

It's weird that the Post has a whole slew of articles about Poop.

Good. I lived in the town next to Ashland and they were perpetually outraged because Brazilians were moving in from Framingham and “changing the face of OUR little town!”

Now when people hear Ashland they’ll think of al fresco mounds of frauenshit and that tragic mugshot.

Exactly, R29.

Unless both have VERY loose stool, animal shit looks nothing like human poop.

Why is everyone looking at me?

Maybe Rupert Murdoch has a poo fetish r35.

Why did she get arrested? This is a natural thing, just like breastfeeding

Imagine all the legal roughage she has to go through. I wonder if her life can remain regular.

[quote]al fresco mounds of frauenshit

I love you, r36.

She works as a nanny, yet has a 2018 Lincoln? Something doesn't add up there.

The pooper is obviously deranged. Sybil Dorsett (you know Sybil; the woman with the psyche that fractured into 16 separate personalities) had a schizophrenic mother who would take her on nightly walks where she would, in front of her daughter, pull down her bloomers and shit on the neighbor's lawns. Some say the whole story of Sybil and her 16 personalities is false, but I believe THAT.

Ewwww!

“Frau's lawyer claims she is a "pillar in the community."”

Correction: She’s a piler in the community

“At first, [workers] thought it was an animal but then they noticed toilet paper and other wipes — items animals would not have access to,” said police spokeswoman Lt. Cara Rossi, who said the first feces was found in early December.

So, this is so wrong. I will be starting a group for forest creatures to have access to wipes and toilet paper.

The shit hit the fan for her and then the fan apparently disheveled her hair.

Will Erna play her in the inevitable Lifetime movie?

Welcome to Ashland, Ma!!

Also know as Assland, Ma!!

We let you shit all over town!!!

"Parking My Soul, I Always Back In".

GOOP as the Walmart associate that puts all the clues together.

That strained face in the photo suggests they caught her in the act.

The Cereal Pooper needs to lay off the bran.

[quote]I will be starting a group for forest creatures to have access to wipes and toilet paper.

Already there and we POOP WHERE WE PLEASE!

There was an old hag that did this at a local Border's book store. She would shit in paper lunch bags and plant them in various locations around the store. Her name was Connie, and she was constantly in the cafe by herself with her crutches. Some of my coworkers and I would frequent there after work - that's how we got to know of her, from the employees. To this day, I don't understand why they simply didn't just ban her from the store.

J'adore mugshots where people cry like big fat babies.

Here's video of one occurrence of this shit going down. She goes to the trouble of making a little stall with the car doors, but does it right in front of the store's security cameras? Also, she was armed with Miralax.

From MetroWest Daily News:

[quote]Grocer apologized to police and said she had irritable bowel syndrome – a disorder of the large intestine that can cause diarrhea – and it was an emergency. She said she was on her way to work as a nanny. The location where she worked was less than four blocks away in a house, which contains bathrooms.

[quote]According to the report, Grocer would not answer why she did not use any public bathrooms that were available nearby or wait 5 minutes until she arrived at work. She also would not answer why she had a laxative in her possession, an item someone with diarrhea would not typically use.

Please tell me she kept some Purell in her car.

This sounds like some kind of compulsion issue, like shoplifting when you have more than enough money to pay for something.

[quote]The location where she worked was less than four blocks away in a house, [bold]which contains bathrooms[/bold].

Thanks for clearing that up, TV news.

She deserves it, but how humiliating to have your face on the news for doing that.

Why do it right in front of a store? Seems like she could have found a more private place. So weird.

Her Lincoln is apparently her very own “Little Deuce Coupe”!

In my state-

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You just know that fetid shit eating retard diseased sociopathic shit encrusted loathsome Nazi pedo freeper cunt fuck Erna came HARD over this one.

HARD

Why does it always seem to be women who do this?

Yeah, R58, it sounds like a thrill-seeking thing where you get a high from doing something forbidden.

She looks like she's taking a shit in the mugshot.

She'll turn stool pigeon in jail.

Craptastic!

This is going to be hard for her to explain. She could follow the lead of the celebs who get caught up in sex scandals, and she could claim to be an alcoholic (or other type of addict) and then enroll in rehab.

R66, it's actually mostly men.

Her family must be mortified.

it is a mental illness? else what would possess a normal person doing it purposely several times.

When ya gotta go ya GOTTA GO!

More pictures and info:

She’s white so it won’t be blamed on her race.

Is she actually taking a dump during her mugshot?

Did she use two-ply?

SHITTY LITTLE ANN-drea

What is the public statement they are making?

Where she at?? Someone need a BEAT-DOWN!!!!!!

If only Kathleen Turner could still jog...

I know, it's really funny that the lady driving the Lincoln SUV poops in public. Ha ha ha. I just hope you people aren't going to turn her into a thing around here. Because we've been together a long time and, well, it matters to me, at least and I thought it mattered to you too.

There goes her future employment opportunities...

I think she’s mentally unstable so feel a little sad for her

Well anyone here ever read James Joyce's letters to Nora Barnacle? Joyce had an excrement fetish so they're quite the read.

¡DOOKIE!

It gets Grocer.

I remember reading about a jogger doing it, not that it's right either but if you are in in your car you could drive to a bathroom. What a sicko

She obviously is abusing laxatives and didn't want to stink up her employer's bathroom.

I think she looks like she could be Jennifer Aniston's older sister.

She’s a boomer, and they go out of their way to shit in your parking lot.

[quote] R67: Yeah, [R58], it sounds like a thrill-seeking thing where you get a high from doing something forbidden.

I thought so, too. Like some of the people who get turned on by having sex in forbidden places.

I admired the elaborate arrangement of the car doors, to provide her some privacy while she shit in public. Sort of the towel dance for #2.

I’m sure some academic research was published a few years ago that argued increased instances of public defecation was one of the first signs of a society that was on the verge of collapse, or some major rupture (civil war, recession, etc.)

So when the next downturn hits, at least we can blame the shitting fraus of MA.

Remember, guys, the poop thread starter and bumper is a troll named LeonardPinthGarnell, who forgot and used his authenticated account at least once. He has dozens of sockpuppets.