I'm the hidden door leading to an underground tunnel.
Let's Be a Mystery Movie based around this painting
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 24, 2020 12:48 AM |
I am the fat cells just waiting to be fed and expand to our glorious bloated destiny!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 23, 2020 6:34 PM |
I'm the art historian who says, "Wait a moment! This is an overpainting! The hands were originally actually half this size!"
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 23, 2020 6:38 PM |
I'm the Russian golddigger.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 23, 2020 6:39 PM |
That should be Slovenian golddigger.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 23, 2020 6:42 PM |
Slovenia was a part of the Soviet Union. The golddigger could be former KGB.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 23, 2020 6:45 PM |
The "artist" who painted that picture must have been given a boatload of cash (and a ton of mind altering drugs) to make DJT look that good.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 23, 2020 6:46 PM |
I'll be the none too subtle suggestion of incest with the daughter.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 23, 2020 6:46 PM |
I'm the missing set of golf clubs that match the ones in the painting.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 23, 2020 6:53 PM |
That face is so fucking evil. Smugly evil.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 23, 2020 6:54 PM |
OMG I had no idea that was supposed to be trump! Haha what a ridiculous sycophantic image.. That might as well be of Winston Churchill.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 23, 2020 9:31 PM |
R6, portrait painters that tend to paint truthfully don’t tend to be very successful.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 23, 2020 9:44 PM |
This is actually a portrait of Jack Abbot/Terry Lester - done badly!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 23, 2020 9:52 PM |
This looks like the Patrick Swayze portrait of the pedophile in Donnie Darko that Jake burns when he sets the house on fire.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 23, 2020 11:19 PM |
I'm the leaking faucet behind the exterior wall of the Conservatory. What's this mysterious red stain?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 24, 2020 12:48 AM |