Will somebody PLEASE help Gen Z with appropriate hygiene!

How's that glory hole going, pops?

A humblebrag if I ever heard one!

I thought this was contained to my city but it's all over the country. Worst twink hygiene in years!

The dads are too busy playing video games to teach their sons anything useful.

My ass is a compost bin!

Did straight dads ever teach their sons how to properly prepare for gay anal??

Gen Z twinks are the equivalent of Greta Thunberg. They don't believe in anal douching because of global warming.

I guess their dads didn't teach them the importance of Teen Spirit

I've been to four continents and this is the worst stink I've consistently experienced.

YUM

Twinks have always had poor hygiene.

Sorry but gays have always been pigs. Even in the 90s you had to tell people to shower.

What about stinky feet, OP?

The dads had equally poor hygiene so of course they passed on their bad hygiene to their sons!

Clearly they need to be taught

There's a reason black underwear became popular about 15 years ago.

At least they're not shaving off all their pubic hair as much. May be a bad thing though if they're not washing.

R13 YES Their feet and shoes smell too.

They're already having to work 3 jobs and go to school if they want to move out from their parents house by the time they're 50 thanks to older generations. Bathing is not a priority for them

Who doesn't love the smell of AXE body spray

Oh stuff it Carol-Ann @ R19. Another lame, weak, and blame shifting excuse for not bathing. Unacceptable. Sorry, not sorry.

I blame schools. They taught them it was OK to not bathe after gym.

Oh please, half you bitches think a few swipes with a soapy hand in your ass crack is sufficient. Get in there with a washcloth and SCRUB.

What causes their stinky feet?

^ Rewearing the same shoes and socks over and over + not wearing socks + not bathing

All you need to know about the Gen Z stinky-feet epidemic

They all have cum-encrusted cellphones.

It’s a cross generational thing. I know men who are in their fifties who stink. Some guys find it a turn on....whatever....not for me. And they’re not even French!

R28: I've noticed that younger guys smell like unwashed cum and feet. Like they don't towel off after JOing.

[quote] I've noticed that younger guys smell like unwashed cum and feet. Like they don't towel off after JOing.

With their feet?

Pics please.

Still not as bad as the toxic human-manufactured chemicals women have been poisoning themselves with for generations.

Why do people hate natural manly smells so much? For me, I love the sweat and natural scent of a man. I hate cologne perfume and shit. We've been conditioned to hate our natural human, manly scent.

Twinks these days just allow their spunk to marinade on their pubes all day. If they get to a shower, that usually takes care of it

Yet somehow they have the money for full sleeve tattoos, R19....

R32 I agree that a faint, musky man smell is kind of sexy. Like the hour 8 scent after they've showered and put on deodorant. However, full on B.O./ass stink is fucking disgusting. Stinky dick and balls are the worst. If your scent transfers to my nostrils and hands and I continue to smell you for 2-3 hours later (even after washing), you're gross and are likely a public health concern.

Zoomers are the children of GenX mostly, and I'm sorry to say my fellow GenX men eschewed hygiene in a big way in the 1990s and never really picked it back up as they got older.

Some of it is because we're the last generation who didn't have daily showers for much of our childhood. That habit didn't really start until the 1980s, and I remember a lot of my friend's houses didn't have showers at all, just baths. We didn't get a shower until we moved in 1985, I believe.

on a semi-serious note. i work for a healthcare agency whose clientele is youth aged 13-24. The majority have no idea how to take care of their bodies and this is because no one taught them

R36 is right. I blame Gen X dads. Thanks a lot, Male Karens.

Jennifer homewrecker Aniston is partly to blame. That stupid hairstyle built around the narcissistic character she played on that horrible sitcom just made it seem okay for women to waste a bunch of money to look like they just got out of bed.

Wash the hole.

No fucking way. I'm a Gen Xer and we bathed daily (with a shower as the preferred method). I was taught that you should never get into a clean bed dirty. Proper maintenance of my hole, pubic hair and bits n pieces started with puberty and has lasted ever since. If I had a kid they would not have an option to be unclean.

My ex smelled only of sweat and aftershave.

GenZ thinks sex is like porn. They only see the XXX parts, they don't see the pre- or post-cleaning prep that goes into it.

[quote][R36] is right. I blame Gen X dads. Thanks a lot, Male Karens.

Government food policy pretty much tripled obesity in this country starting with the tail end of Generation X in 1977.

R34 Dear we're talking about gen Z (4-24), not millennials (24-39)

DL Eldergays need to lead this hygiene awareness campaign!

Somebody please spread this thread on TikTok or Snapchat or whatever other horrible little app twinks are using these days

Well, my whore told me I need to wash my balls but I ain't doing it.

Please, like any of the eldergays here are sleeping with anyone under the age of 60

This is just another thread for the elderly guys to attack the young people they are jealous of

Redd Foxx knew the deal

If it's not an app, they won't learn it. Also, it's not seen in pron, so how would they know?

R49 an epidemic is an epidemic, even if DL eldergays aren't sleeping with these young slobs.

R23 for the WIN!

I love my wonderful and colorful selection of Wamsutta washcloths.

R 21

Please welcome to the stage: WAMSUTTA WASHCLOTH

R54 - 😂

R21 & R53

R34 - “ Yet somehow they have the money for full sleeve tattoos, [R19]....”

And the obscene amount of money to patronize whomever-the-fuck pop singer on their fave list.

As someone who has been with guys on a wide spectrum of ages, I can say that questionable hygiene transcends age.

Don't get me started about those who can't be bothered to roll back the 4skin and give a quick wipe.

Once I fuck you, you will NEVER be clean again, you WORTHLESS pieces of SHIT!

R50, classic album! Listened to this for the first time with my mom, of all people! We were driving south with a family friend who had it on her 8-track...too funny.

[quote] The majority have no idea how to take care of their bodies and this is because no one taught them

Exactly.

Schools don't offer "Hygiene" classes any more, like they used to do in the 1950's and 1960's.

I'm not sure why, but you can see that they are definitely needed.

What's it like behind their ears?

I was going to suggest showing this video, but the suggestions are really out dated.

"You may shower every other day in Winter."

"Wash your hair once a week."

FUCK THAT! I wash my hair every day, and shower every day, no matter the season.

Anything less, and I feel gross.

I LOVE going down on white guys and smelling their dirty balls. Young white guys have the best smelling balls.

I was on Tumblr and read this post about how to prepare for anal sex that had 20k notes. It said:

Wash your genitals and the area around your asshole with soap and water. You're now ready for anal sex!

(Nothing about making sure the rectum was clear of logs and debris.)

Here's a pretty good hygiene video from the 1970's.

Still, why doesn't anyone wash their hair, when they take a shower???

Your hair/scalp stinks if you don't wash it every day, just like every other body part.

So why do people avoid daily shampooing and conditioning? I never understood that.

Because daily washing/conditioning can depend on hair type and sebum production r66. Those with drier strands and scalp can get away with additional days between washes.

I watched a makeup tutorial that someone linked here a couple years ago and went on a little YouTube bender, and saw more than one beauty guru talk about how they were on "day four hair" and such, which apparently means they don't wash their hair for four days. And this is RECOMMENDED. One lady suggested not using shampoo at all but just a little conditioner "because it has soap in it anyway."

Co-washing (washing with conditioner) really is better for your hair than daily shampooing, but you still need to use regular shampoo every once in a while to cleanse your scalp.

If you just have to have lather when you shampoo, use a product made without sulfates, which are also used in dishwashing and carwash detergents.

I will NOT wash my hair with car wash detergents.

Baking soda and apple cider vinegar work wonders for the hair and skin.

You see limp,greasy hair EVERYWHERE now . On men and women ,but mostly women . Its fucking nasty and makes them look like they dont bathe . Not a new trend either,Ive noticed it for a decade at least .

This was on twitter a few weeks ago. Most people don't wash their feet. They just let the soapy water wash down as they shower. This is why I always wear flip flops in a public shower. People are gross.

R73: That probably explains twinks' stinky feet

Here's the thing though. If you're hooking up with one of those young guys, you should be prepared for someone who is not very experienced in bed and probably not wise to all of the hygienic tricks. You should be prepared to impart some eldergay wisdom.

Feet are the ugliest part of a person’s body.

Will someone PLEASE help OP find a sex partner of an appropriate age, preferably within two decades of his own?

I find the smell of dirty unwashed white cock and balls (under 35) to be fucking intoxicating. I started a thread professing my obsession with this smell and got practically no replies.

The worst are these young bottoms WHO ARE NOT CLEANED OUT. What the fuck? You show up to bottom and you're not empty? Grow up

Today I fucked a 59yo with stink bush and ass so it’s not generational buddy

Stink bush ? Are you 13 ?

Omg.

Maybe this means they'll be less vain than Millennials?

What’s annoying is that if an “accident” happens they behave like it’s not a big deal.

R78 - “I find the smell of dirty unwashed white cock and balls (under 35) to be fucking intoxicating. I started a thread professing my obsession with this smell and got practically no replies.” —Millennial Cocksucker

That’s because your disgusting desire for unwashed white cock would stop any sane mind from replying to your skanky obsession.

Ditto R85.

They stink!

[quote] Maybe this means they'll be less vain than Millennials?

Possibly, but if this is so it's because nobody remembers a thing about them.

[quote] The worst are these young bottoms WHO ARE NOT CLEANED OUT. What the fuck? You show up to bottom and you're not empty?

Their mindset is that if you don't like it, it's your problem, not theirs.

I have a feeling Zoomers are going to get on a lot of people's nerves!!

A little ass funk sure as shit isnt going to keep this old queen from chowing down on some young studs junk ! Fie on you bitches !

R90 They already do and I am a Millennial. They are cunts.

Uhh, not all of us have gross hygiene.

Who would win in a fight? Chrissy or Precious?

Wrong thread!

Eldergay advice here is to wash yourself with VINEGAR instead of body wash/shampoo. I think we know who has the better hygiene and presence.

Get some Dr. Bronner's you dirty sluts

Wash your damn nutsack, boys!

Learn to eat appropriately on bottoming days and DOUCHE, DOUCHE, DOUCHE

sweat + dirt yields bacteria thus odor

This is so funny. Just yesterday a friend of mine who works in college admissions was saying the same thing. He says the kids he has to take into his office and interview smell so bad he can hardly stand it. And he works at a very expensive private college.

One thing I know for sure is that kids now do NOT use real deodorant. They use those all-natural ones with no aluminum and that, frankly, don't work. So that's one reason.

Sex Education Season 2 tackles the issue of twink gayling anal hygiene to comedic effect.

Hermione Gingold warned about it best in a song from “The Music Man”:

“Chaucer ... Rabelais ... BALL SACK!”

[quote]One thing I know for sure is that kids now do NOT use real deodorant. They use those all-natural ones with no aluminum and that, frankly, don't work. So that's one reason.

Also, please note, kids, rubbing a crystal under your pits will not work.

R70, really? I find it’s best to strip down and go through a car wash naked, without a car. Gets everything clean (including the undercarriage, if you know what I mean). Naturally, I only use the fully automated kind to preserve privacy.

I do skip the Rain-X and tire shine options, though, unless it’s a special occasion.

It's getting warmer in California and all the kids at school are starting to smell!

So what age group we talking about, the Zs I mean.

R107 The Zs are born 1997 and after. Not sure when the end point is.

Oh man. As someone with a foot fetish it's disappointing to see/hear how they don't take care of their feet.

Someone needs to make an advertising campaign. Has everyone lost their common sense?

R19 is Martin Prince.

R109 I'd have thought foot fetishists get turned on by smelly feet. That's one distinctive characteristic of feet.

So I'll let you "daddies" in on a secret -- they don't GAF what you think, or if you want them to clean their ass, they just want your money, and they're going to take the easiest route to get there. And guess what? You'll give it to them. So shut the fuck up and get your wallet out, Dad.

For everyone wanting clean hygiene here, there is a surprising number of guys who get off on "natural" smells -- you know who I'm talking about. You've met them before.

Speaking of body odor...

BBC Michigan Orthodox Jew Family sue after being kicked off a flight 'for body odour'. Must've been real bad. Maybe the family had a Z member or just all of them.

R100 A friend went to Bennington College in the early Nineties, and body odor was fashionable among the students even then.

Young White guys have the BEST smelling balls and pits. I don’t care what anyone says, you aren’t going longboard to shame me .org make me feel bad about my fetish.

"there is a surprising number of guys who get off on "natural" smell"

You can call it whatever cutsey poo name you can concoct, but the bottom line is its stank and it fucking reeks.

I’m still curious how young white guys smell differently “down there” than other races.

I can’t explain it but I have gone down on enough ripe cocks and just prefer the way white guys smell. It’s a very masculine smell, but very different from the way black or Latino dick.

Are you white yourself or another ethnicity

I am mixed (black/white), R120

R108 - “ [R107] The Zs are born 1997 and after. Not sure when the end point is”

A generation spans roughly 20 to 22 years. So the Z models are pretty much out of production, off the assembly line, and discontinued. Let us pray, as we experience the impact of the newly minted batch of unwashed crotch fruit. Oy.

I read somewhere a generation was 15 years.

Gen Z is so fucking lame.

They wear hoop earrings, listen to 1990s music and worship everything about mommy and daddy. At least we rebelled against our stupid parents.

They're the stupidest group of nonentities since.. Gen X

Fuck Mexicans, OP. Problem solved.

What are sociologists going to call the next generation after Z, now that they've run out of letters?

They need to learn from me.

If they are truly this filthy, then that's fucking disgusting.

How is it possible that they didn't learn proper hygiene, in this day and age???

Saint Jasmine Masters!!

This is an extremely distasteful thread.

They need to teach this in schools!!

BO is everywhere now.

Listen to Alexyss, people!

No one smells worse than Russians and Eastern Europeans. It’s almost as if they deliberately want to offend people by stinking so bad.

[quote] This is an extremely distasteful thread.

I agree.

I can smell the stench of this thread from my keyboard.

It reeks of ass and ball sweat!

This thread is presented by Febreze.

I smelt this guy in the subway once. He had strong musky Bo. Never smelled anything so hot. Z no doubt.

I can’t even be bothered to read this thread because I know PLENTY of B.O. queens have chimed in, and the portmanteau “Mansmells” IS STUPID

Now I believe that stuff I’ve heard about Harry Styles. His hair and breath and body odor offend. Yet Rande Gerber has been seen having dinner with him. It would make me lose my appetite.

White boys have the best smelling dirty balls!

Gen Z will die out as soon as something happens that requires them to do something independently.

Millenial Cocksucker r121, if -

[Quote] I am mixed (black/white), [R120]

- and white manmusk appeals to you, it means you are drawn to their pheromones for reproductive purposes. Try to get pregnant by a white guy. Swallowing won't do! Good luck and report back!

Millenial Cocksucker r121, if -

[Quote] I am mixed (black/white), [R120]

- and white manmusk appeals to you, it means you are drawn to their pheromones for reproductive purposes. Try to get pregnant by a white guy. Swallowing won't do! Good luck and report back!

Dear Lord in Heaven!

This should be declared a state of emergency by our President! Someone tweet him!

The youths these days are damned.

the kids in R19s scenario didn’t study STEM in college, they decided to take interdisciplinary social science with a focus on queer women’s literature. They’re unemployed and will remain so, and are useless to the world at large so why bother bathing? Soak in your stew of vegan farts and foot odor at home, everyone at the food collective thinks you stink like a billy goat.