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Cooking with Paris

Let's learn how to make a Paris Hilton lasagna!

Note: She emphasizes Barilla pasta for the dish.

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by Anonymousreply 40January 25, 2020 6:56 PM

No....just no.

by Anonymousreply 1January 23, 2020 1:32 AM

You know this idiot never cooks because that long hair would otherwise be tied back. Gross!

by Anonymousreply 2January 23, 2020 1:38 AM

Noodles? Do I look Eye-talian?!

by Anonymousreply 3January 23, 2020 1:48 AM

I already know how to make a stalk of celery.

by Anonymousreply 4January 23, 2020 1:55 AM

I think she's trying to Instawhore herself and failing.

She's so bland and uninteresting to look at.

I wonder how much hair ended up in the lasagna.

by Anonymousreply 5January 23, 2020 2:00 AM

Paris Is Burning—in effigy.

by Anonymousreply 6January 23, 2020 2:05 AM

She looks better...work?

by Anonymousreply 7January 23, 2020 2:08 AM

I dont know why, but I expected more from her kitchen design wise.

by Anonymousreply 8January 23, 2020 2:12 AM

Joy Behar would explode watching her make Lasagne

by Anonymousreply 9January 23, 2020 2:13 AM

R8 it's probably a fake set she had built in the East Ballroom.

by Anonymousreply 10January 23, 2020 2:14 AM

Her video song intro is wayyy too song and I'm wasting seconds of my life typing about it.

by Anonymousreply 11January 23, 2020 2:15 AM

R8 I'm not sure that was her kitchen. She didn't seem to know where anything was or what utensils she had. I'm sure she has a cook and probably never cooks. That whole bit where she talks about her mother made lasagna while she sat on the counter was bullshit. Her mother had cooks and nannies.

by Anonymousreply 12January 23, 2020 2:17 AM

Where’s the hairnet? Who wants peroxide in their pasta?

by Anonymousreply 13January 23, 2020 2:18 AM

My first thought r2. There’s a lot of hair in that lasagna.

by Anonymousreply 14January 23, 2020 2:19 AM

The camera work is nauseating. Who cooks with fingerless gloves on?

by Anonymousreply 15January 23, 2020 2:20 AM

Disgusting, sad, weird, creepy. Why is does she seem slanted in every shot. The kitchen stays even but Paris is slanted. Is this a smoke and mirrors about the wonky eye? How old is she that she wears Madonna gloves. For cooking? Such a limited vocabulary. The entire effort it deeply off-putting so I turned it off.

by Anonymousreply 16January 23, 2020 2:21 AM

Cooking with Paris...when you absolutely must eat like a dilettante, debutante, dumb fuck with a porn tape.

by Anonymousreply 17January 23, 2020 2:22 AM

I think she's tremendous.

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by Anonymousreply 18January 23, 2020 2:23 AM

I might watch again if she makes molecular concept food with Ann Coulter.

by Anonymousreply 19January 23, 2020 2:26 AM

All together folks:

DIE IN GREASE FIRE

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by Anonymousreply 20January 23, 2020 2:34 AM

Apparently she thinks water comes from the sewer. She dabs the meat with bottled water and said: "you never know what is in the sewer" as the reason she used bottled water.

by Anonymousreply 21January 23, 2020 2:43 AM

She is way too old for that hair, and that sweater.

by Anonymousreply 22January 23, 2020 2:54 AM

I love Paris and hope she makes a comeback...

Item #1

Vanity Girl comes from a very famous family. She became famous herself when she starred on a TV show.

That TV show ran for several years in the early 2000s. Her costar was a personal friend who also hails from a famous family.

While Vanity Girl is very wealthy, she now wants more.

A small group of people were talking about her at a SAG after party.

She wants to be massively popular again. She has a lot of fans but she wants them to love her, not just follow her because she’s rich and famous.

So, what is Vanity’s plan? Well, it’s a weird one. She is going to pretend that she has just been playing the role of a vain person all these years.

The persona she is going for is warm and down to earth and intellectual and nice and funny. The problem is that she actually IS the person you saw on TV, so the only way she can pull this off is to start acting NOW.

Basically, she wants you to believe that everything you think about her is wrong. What you thought was real was “acting”… but the acting you will see from here on out is the “real” her.

Yes, that logic is completely wonky.

The SAG partiers are not confident that strategy will work.

They were saying that she pitched to a bunch of different networks, but nobody picked it up because NOBODY thinks she is a good enough actor to pull it off!

Ouch.

Good luck with that, Vanity Girl!

Item #2

This happened a few years ago, but it is very topical as all three people in this blind item are currently in the headlines for various reasons.

This blonde TV celebrity with a famous last name was dating a rich guy.

Since she has so many layers to her, let’s call her Lasagna.

Since he is just rich without any other redeeming qualities, let’s call him Richie.

Lasagna and Richie were traveling first class on a commercial airline from an Eastern U.S. city to Los Angeles.

The moment the seat belt sign went off, [Richie] put his seat back.

[Lasagna] got out of her seat, straddled him, and the two of them started making out and grinding against each other!

Again, this was not a private jet. This was a commercial airline. On a domestic route. In the middle of the day.

The other passengers were shocked – but definitely not amused – by Lasagna and Richie’s behavior.

It was especially awkward for the middle-aged man behind them as all this was happening just a few inches from his face!

This went on for about five or ten minutes. Finally, the first class flight attendant approached them and told [Lasagna] to sit back down in her own seat.

Was that the end of it? Of course not!

[Lasagna] sat in her own seat, but then they put a blanket across their laps and continued making out.

Unfortunately, the flight attendant did not seem to be able to get them under control.

Enter a very famous male movie star. He happened to be sitting in first class with his family and witnessing all of this. We’ll call him Doc.

That’s when [Doc] bolted up out of his seat. He had his son with him, and he was livid that this was happening right in front of him and his child. He stood right next to the flight attendant, pointed his finger at [Lasagna], rebuked her, and angrily told her to stop it.

Somewhere in the ensuing conversation, the words “trash” and “disgusting” got tossed around.

Lasagna and Richie were completely stunned that this major movie star was now involved in chastising them!

Fortunately, Doc was able to convince them to stop acting like animals on the plane.

So, where are these three people today?

Lasagna is busy trying to convince us that she is a nice, down-to-earth person.

Richie just got married.

Doc is the title character in a movie that just hit the theaters.

by Anonymousreply 23January 23, 2020 3:01 AM

^^^Not a blind gossip troll, btw, but they are so good at predicting everything way ahead of schedule. I read about Paris trying to be warm and relatable last week and then boom, here we are with the lasagna. Same w/ Meghan's scheming & planning. They had her whole scenario down to her blackmail journal mapped out a month before the bombshell.^^^^^

by Anonymousreply 24January 23, 2020 3:04 AM

Who are Richie and Doc? I can't figure it out, and now I need to know.

Paris can get bent. I didn't click on the link because I'm not giving her views. Seeing the gloves and her long hair in a cooking video is nasty.

How the hell see you going to wash your hands wearing those things? And why would you wear them at all?

by Anonymousreply 25January 23, 2020 4:05 AM

R24 ugh fuck off with the Meghan Markle nonsense to another thread. This is about America's Sweetheart Paris.

by Anonymousreply 26January 23, 2020 9:27 AM

R25: Lasagna: Paris Hilton Richie: Stavros Niarchos Doc: Robert Downey Jr

Clues: Doc for Doctor Doolittle that just came out, staring RDJ. Lasagna because Paris is suddenly trying to convince everyone that she never was a blond airhead. Stavros just got married – he dated Paris and all her friends in the early 2000s

by Anonymousreply 27January 25, 2020 5:44 AM

[quote]This is about America's Sweetheart Paris.

Idiot. She's a racist scumbag.

What's her next DIY? Proper way to light a cross?

by Anonymousreply 28January 25, 2020 6:16 AM

From Popbitch

>> Parisian delights << Cooking with cocaine

Paris Hilton debuted a new cooking show on YouTube in which she shows people how she likes to make lasagna (slowly; forgetting essential ingredients; having not washed her hands after holding her dog).

It's not wildly gripping viewing, but we'll probably stick with it – if only to see if she includes her most legendary recipe: Strawberry Cocaine.

Regular cocaine, cut with strawberry flavoured Nesquik.

by Anonymousreply 29January 25, 2020 6:52 AM

Hahaha^

by Anonymousreply 30January 25, 2020 8:21 AM

[Quote] What's her next DIY? Proper way to light a cross?

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by Anonymousreply 31January 25, 2020 9:04 AM

I, for one, would not want any of Paris' lasagna.

by Anonymousreply 32January 25, 2020 3:02 PM

R3 Paris is part Italian. Her mom is part Sicilian. She is another closeted white ethnic.

by Anonymousreply 33January 25, 2020 3:05 PM

I like her shirt, other than that, no...

It's odd that Paris never married, I figured she would've nabbed a sickly billionaire by now.

by Anonymousreply 34January 25, 2020 3:09 PM

r34 because she is a lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 35January 25, 2020 3:26 PM

[quote]Stavros just got married

I see who he married. This will not end well. You can tell.

by Anonymousreply 36January 25, 2020 6:28 PM

Back in the day, Paris used to have the best parties at her house by the pool. She really didn't give a fuck and everyone would just show up. That original house house just re-sold - it was on Kings or Queen Rd. Anyhow, all the decor is exactly the same as when she had it in the early 2000's. This would be a good tasteful friends.

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by Anonymousreply 37January 25, 2020 6:36 PM

COOKING. I thought at first it was HOOKING.

by Anonymousreply 38January 25, 2020 6:51 PM

She’s a big Trump supporter! Grease 🔥

by Anonymousreply 39January 25, 2020 6:53 PM

I wouldn't even want to sit in a seat where she has been, let alone eat anything her STD hands made. Yuck.

by Anonymousreply 40January 25, 2020 6:56 PM
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