COLTON HAYNES TO STAR IN NEW GAY COMEDY FROM THE MAKERS OF 'BROAD CITY'

I told you I wasn’t finished, bitches.

He wishes he still looked like that.

Good for him. Who will be tasked to keep him away from the set's craft service? Now that guy will deserve top billing.

[Quote] Is there much acting involved?

Good for him.

I’m sorry, but why didn’t the suits give this to DL fav Gary, he’s much more deserving and could have added singing and dancing to it. Hell, even Greg Sulkin would have been better.

Don’t get the Coltan hate

Isn't he a bit old in the tooth to play an Instagay? An aging Instagay is more fitting.

I don't get it either, R7.

I feel like The Other Two pretty much covered and exhausted this in their episode that included real instahoes. This premise is really only good for a SNL running skit of two to three times, not sustaining a whole series around.

R7 and r9 it’s called jealousy

R7, R9, Because we have very low tolerance for old and fat gays

Because he is insufferable. He is needy and an attention whore. It’s tiresome.

And he has no talent.

Well at least this will inspire him to go Keto and hit the gym.

R6 Colton can sing.

R14 Hoechlin could help him with that.

Hoechlin is working himself. He doesn’t have time to train his buddy who is filming a series for a different network on a different set.

R16 yeah I know. I wasn't being serious.

Gay comedy? Will it be funny?

Can Colton do comedy?

He has no talent and he’s not hot anymore, stop trying to make this ho happen!

There are always a lot of Colton haters on DL. In my opinion he's talented, he's a nice dude, he did what a lot of gay TV and film actors don't do, and are warned not to do by their agents and management - he came out publicly, which y'all seem to have no respect for. And you want him to look 23 forever which is ridiculous. My best wishes to him on his series.

They found something for Colton! I’m so relieved.

R19 I think he can pull it off 🤞

r19 He was 50% of the only funny joke Teen Wolf ever managed. I mean it's a low bar but he should be fine.

R24 you don't think Stiles had any funny jokes??

r25 Honestly I haven't seen TW in years and the juice one is the only joke I still remember. Stiles might have had some good ones I just can't think of them off the top of my head.

R26 fair enough. The juice line was one of the more memorable jokes that Teen Wolf did.

COLTON was never funny. He can’t act. No matter how much you all wanna claim he is talented. He isn’t. And the singing sounds forced.

I thought he had a job touring the country dressed as a Pokémon Go character and would jump out and surprise people playing the game? I imagined it as a Billy on the Street kind of affair, and there was a whole thread about it I would look for if the search feature worked?

[quote] Honestly I haven't seen TW in years and the juice one is the only joke I still remember. Stiles might have had some good ones I just can't think of them off the top of my head.

Scott: I think we're in a gay club Stiles: Man, nothing gets past those keen werewolf senses, huh, Scott?

same episode: Sheriff Stilinski: You're not gay. Stiles: I could be! Sheriff: Not in those clothes.

I also laughed when Allison starts dating Isaac after having dated Scott, and you hear her dad (the werewolf hunter) saying to her behind a closed door; "ANOTHER werewolf??"

Maybe you had to be there.

And I think y'all are jealous of Colton, or maybe you're self-hating gays. :D

R30 i wouldn't say those are the most memorable lines Stiles had. That gay one is cringey.

R21 Colto was always out and gurl lost respect by trying to crawl into the closet lol Like that was possible with all the shirtless photos making out with his much hotter “fiance” all over his public myspace. Pathetic!

[Quote] Colto was always out and gurl lost respect by trying to crawl into the closet lol

I'm sure his agent didn't have anything to do with it.......

Eh, I follow him on Instagram. He just posted old pics of himself, like, his first shoots ever, from back home, years ago. He looks awful in most of them which is why he posted them. Lost of times he deliberately posts pics of himself looking bad, for a laugh. And he posts a lot of stuff about friends (in his stories)...it's not all about him. And honestly some celebs that are fawned over around here post ONLY the most perfect shots of themselves, and it's all about them. So I'll actually take Colton, he may be messed up but who isn't?

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What the fuck is going on with his body? Too much drugs? And what the fuck is wrong with his nipples?

Wow Colton is almost back to his peak twink form.

Looking good, Colton.

He must be getting lots of good dick right now.

Has Jerreth been giving it to him hard at the gym?

Why is he wasting away now? It doesn’t look healthy.

Wasting away? No, this is what healthy looks like, not being fat and bloated from eating too many of the wrong foods.

R36 there's nothing wrong with his nipples.

That poster has cataracts and can't discern the nipple piercing.

He will never look how he used to in the face. Let’s stop lying

His face is in the post at r35.

It’s a side profile shot.

What are you suggesting?

That a side profile doesn’t show the face straight forward

You think he's hiding some surgery?

[QUOTE] He will never look how he used to in the face. Let’s stop lying

You mean he’ll never look like a 16 year old twink again? What a revelation, R45. We can’t all be young forever like you.

His face looks great. He’s aging gracefully. He’ll be fine unless he starts getting a bunch of plastic surgery.

He hasn’t been aging gracefully. And someone doesn’t shrink in size so drastically within a few weeks without substances

His face is fine.

[QUOTE] And someone doesn’t shrink in size so drastically within a few weeks without substances

Shrink in size so drastically? What the hell are you talking about? You act like Colton lost 300 pounds. All he did was drop some body fat and build some muscle. There’s nothing drastic about any of this, other than the fact that he had the willpower to do it.

Colton has been on a fitness kick for a while. That hot pic of him on the tennis court, for instance - that's months old.

Masculine beauty.

He doesn’t look beautiful r56

[Quote] He doesn’t look beautiful [R56]

Handsome it is, then.

He looks basic.

They should cast John Gemberling as his chubby cubby bff.

R60 Colton should do comedy more often.

He was terrible in that movie r61. He lacks charisma, charm and screen presence. Hence why he barely works.

He’s getting back the sickly thin body he used to have? That worked then because his face wasn’t old and bloated looking.

Nothing about his face is bloated, recently.

R64 he lost all his bonestructure , his cheek bones and jawline aren’t as prominent anymore and his nose is a lot bigger now. Starving himself will just make him look worse.

How does less prominent cheekbones + jawline = bloated? Make it make sense.

His jawline is as strong as ever. I see no issue with his cheekbones either. The man has enviable bone structure.

What a comeback.

He looks thin again but the face will never be as good

R62 he had about 5 mins worth of screen time and was unconscious for half of it.

R62 What are you talking about, he hardly works? He was on the TV show Arrow for a long time. (Recently cancelled.)

btw - When Colton was on Teen Wolf playing a 16 year old he was already 23 years old. He's a few years older than Posey and O'Brien. He's now 31 and y'all think his face and body won't change a bit.

He was demoted on Arrow. He went from main cast to recurring guest star.

R71 everyone was older than Posey and Dylan on Teen Wolf lol

R73 lol until Sprayberry came along, I guess. I just thought upthread someone was talking about how Colton looked when he was 16, and I think when he was 16 he was still in high school.

Colton at his fighting weight (like when he played Jackson) was on the slender side. He just has that kind of body. He was a high school athlete and he's very athletic, I mean whatever he looks like he's not just an actor who works out.

Later he's been bulky at times but I actually think he looks better - and his face looks better - when he's on the thin side.

R72 I thought he quit Arrow after season 3, then returned in a guest star capacity later. He also quit Teen Wolf - he says he has severe anxiety issues (no kidding). It has caused him some career problems.

He can’t commit to a role for more than 2 years but he is gonna be the star? Lmaoooo

Well, if ugly straight guys like Woody Allen and Seth Rogen can write themselves hot partners they would never get in real life, I guess Eliot Glazer can do it, too.

Producer-director Paul Feig will be upset about this, because he was developing a comedy with the exact, same premise he wanted Channing Tatum to star in.

[quote]Isn't he a bit old in the tooth

The expression is LONG in the tooth.

Colton was fabulous in the comedy [italic]Rough Night.[/italic]

[Quote] lol until Sprayberry came along,

Aside from Gage, pretty much 😄

[Quote] He also quit Teen Wolf - he says he has severe anxiety issues (no kidding). It has caused him some career problems.

While I'm sure anxiety played a part in his departure. That wasn't the whole story. Otherwise Jeff Davis wouldn't have been so annoyed about not killing his character off.

[quote]While I'm sure anxiety played a part in his departure. That wasn't the whole story. Otherwise Jeff Davis wouldn't have been so annoyed about not killing his character off.

Whatever issues Colton and Davis had were repaired apparently when Colton returned for a few episodes, but I don't buy Colton's anxiety issues at all. I remember when the story broke - it was a day Jeff and Tyler Posey were at NY Comic Con. Davis was extremely surprised. I think it was more of a contract issue with Podwall trying to play hardball and get Colton as a regular, then they likely didn't get the money they wanted, he pulled his client.

Despite Colton's sad sack take as if he was being lied on.

Haynes transition to acting was set into overdrive with a recurring role on MTV’s hit series Teen Wolf, followed by a sudden departure that went bizarrely unacknowledged. “There was a level of unprofessionalism that went down that I just wasn’t comfortable with,” he recalls. “It was tough when other parties went on ‘convention tours’ to announce false news, but I know the truth, they know the truth. It sucked. I felt like I was ripped away from this cast I had grown up with, who had become my family. I have this issue where I’m a rug. In the past, I’ve kind of nodded and said yes a lot and went about my business. I’m done being that.”

Colton already was a regular on TW.

[quote]I felt like I was ripped away from this cast I had grown up with, who had become my family.

So it seems like he didn’t want to quit. He was fired?

R84 didn't want to, but also seems like he wasn't comfortable expressing that. So he let Podwall have full control of the situation. It sucks, but I don't think he really missed out because the show went downhill after season 2 anyway.

I just rewatched all 6 seasons and at least for me, it definitely didn'tt go downhill after Season 2. Season 3 was by far the best season of that show. It was a double season, both parts really good but part 2 (Void Stiles) was epic. I actually think eliminating the Jackson character probably worked to the advantage of the show. It had sort of run its course.

Season 3 was terrible. The only ones who think it's good are fans of Stiles.

And I would have liked to learn a bit more about Jackson, his parents and how that involved the alpha pack. It would have shut up the idiots who still think that Jackson was supposed to be a Hale.

I thought Colton held off on signing on for Season 3 because he was in the running for a movie franchise. I think it was "Divergent."

COLTON is such a limited “actor” that there is but so much they could do with Jackson, anyway.

Matt LeBlanc is a limited actor but he was well received in "Episodes."

Are we comparing a model non-actor who gets roles because of his looks to an actual actor?

I must have missed Matt LeBlanc's Hamlet.

Doesn’t matter what you think about Matt, he is still an actual actor who studied and trained in acting. COLTON just got lucky to be so good looking. Without his looks he would be in bumfuck doing nothing.

*Kip Paddington.

Excuse you. Colton trained at the Copa Cabana School of the Dramatic Arts.

Orlando Bloom is a trained actor. He's still shit.

[Quote] COLTON is such a limited “actor” that there is but so much they could do with Jackson, anyway.

They managed to find something for Derek......

[quotes] Season 3 was terrible. The only ones who think it's good are fans of Stiles

I just don't agree. I agree with this writer who also places Season 3 at the top of the heap.

Many TW fans think 3 was the best season. Besides Stiles (Dylan was brilliant) there was the kidnapping of the parents, the Oni were the best villains, the WWII Japanese internment camp angle was great and Allison's death was so unexpected and moving it tore most fans' hearts out.

Why does the DL always pick on our Colty? Somehow I think he's a sweet guy and I really like him.

Colto 😍

[Quote] Many TW fans think 3 was the best season. Besides Stiles (Dylan was brilliant) there was the kidnapping of the parents, the Oni were the best villains, the WWII Japanese internment camp angle was great and Allison's death was so unexpected and moving it tore most fans' hearts out.

Dylan was good, but both Stiles and the Nogitsune are overrated. The kidnapping of the parents was a waste of time. The internment camp storyline was laughable and criticized by fans. Allison's death wasn't shocking because of Crystal's weird behavior and on top of that they barely did anything with her or Isaac in 3B. I liked the look of the Oni, but found Peter, Kate and the Kanima to be more interesting as villains.

Colton is back.

I saw Ilana Glazer's special and it was painful. Truly awful and not funny. Standup is not her thing

I don't think he needs any flirting tips 😄

They eyes still look vacant. Is he still hanging with the Betty Ford crew?