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I Live With Six Brothers. I Have Sex With Two of Them.

I (a man) live in a large house along with six brothers, all adults and close to each other in age, two of whom I am having sex with. I am naturally much closer to them than the other four. “Yarin” and “Ferdinand” are both fully aware that I have sex with both of them. With the exception of occasional flares of jealousy on Ferdinand’s part (based in insecurity; we’re working on it), it seems to suit all of us very well. The house we share the rent for is large enough that I’m sure the other four brothers don’t know about the sex.

The problem is that I don’t know what to call this arrangement, even to myself. I’m often uncomfortably aware of just how unconventional it really is. When with one or both of them in public, I don’t know how to answer when people ask what Yarin and/or Ferdinand are to me. Yarin usually answers that we’re friends, which I don’t mind. Ferdinand has brazenly answered that I am his boyfriend whom he shares with his brother, which I DO mind. That part isn’t anyone’s business! Ferdinand is somewhat hurt by this, as he is openly affectionate with me in public and expects reciprocation, but I’m a quiet person, while there are Mardi Gras parades more reserved than Ferdinand. My sex life is absolutely not the business of random strangers. Should I follow Yarin’s lead and just say we’re friends? And can I tell Ferdinand to cool it in public?

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by Anonymousreply 76February 21, 2020 3:42 AM

They should call TLC: "Two and Counting!"

by Anonymousreply 1January 22, 2020 9:46 PM

Just call this relationship what it is. Incest.

by Anonymousreply 2January 22, 2020 9:53 PM

Ewww.

by Anonymousreply 3January 22, 2020 9:56 PM

[quote]The house we share the rent for is large enough that I’m sure the other four brothers don’t know about the sex...The problem is that I don’t know what to call this arrangement, even to myself.

Well, if you and they are hiding the fact you're having sex, I'd say the best thing to call it would be "in the closet."

[quote]Just call this relationship what it is. Incest.

No. The author is having sex with individually with each of two brothers. It doesn't sound as if the brothers are having sex with each other or even threeways with the third dude.

by Anonymousreply 4January 22, 2020 9:56 PM

Shouldn’t be hard to find out their identity. How many families have 6 adult brothers in the same house with a slut? I’m sure they’ll be thrilled to see their roommate is writing articles.

by Anonymousreply 5January 22, 2020 10:00 PM

r4 I misunderstood. I thought the title "I live with 6 brothers" meant his brothers.

by Anonymousreply 6January 22, 2020 10:00 PM

Excuse me miss, but I have my own problems.

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by Anonymousreply 7January 22, 2020 10:02 PM

[quote]How many families have 6 adult brothers in the same house with a slut? I’m sure they’ll be thrilled to see their roommate is writing articles.

Good night, John Boy!

by Anonymousreply 8January 22, 2020 10:02 PM

Didn't the Duggars already do this storyline?

by Anonymousreply 9January 22, 2020 10:07 PM

Don't know what to "call" the "relationship"?

You're a whore, darlin.

by Anonymousreply 10January 22, 2020 10:09 PM

Who the fuck has these kind of problems and where? Is this some sort tenement? None of this is real.

by Anonymousreply 11January 22, 2020 10:13 PM

It sounds like the synopsis of Swedish Netflix series.

by Anonymousreply 12January 22, 2020 10:15 PM

I had six brothers once.

by Anonymousreply 13January 22, 2020 10:16 PM

OP: Sounds like a prime reality show on TLC right between 90-Day Fiance and The Pimple Popper.

by Anonymousreply 14January 22, 2020 10:18 PM

My guess is he and his brothers are all hideous

by Anonymousreply 15January 22, 2020 10:18 PM

"Yarin, Ferdinand and Me." Coming soon to Netflix.

by Anonymousreply 16January 22, 2020 10:18 PM

The Real World: DataLounge

by Anonymousreply 17January 22, 2020 10:22 PM

Why stop at two?

by Anonymousreply 18January 22, 2020 10:23 PM

Taking on two brothers at once would be hot, but this just sounds like emo drama.

by Anonymousreply 19January 22, 2020 10:24 PM

[quote] I misunderstood. I thought the title "I live with 6 brothers" meant his brothers.

I thought the same thing. Now that I know the truth, the story has switched from being "ewwww, gross!" to "ooooooh, hot!"

by Anonymousreply 20January 22, 2020 10:25 PM

Please. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

by Anonymousreply 21January 22, 2020 10:29 PM

GASP!

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by Anonymousreply 22January 22, 2020 10:31 PM

Pretty sure this is a made up letter, also the advice for the second letter was just horrible.

by Anonymousreply 23January 22, 2020 10:33 PM

Regardless Slate published it.

by Anonymousreply 24January 22, 2020 10:36 PM

Ah, Rich Juzwiak is answering the letter.

by Anonymousreply 25January 22, 2020 10:36 PM

Sounds like a Pence family situation.

by Anonymousreply 26January 22, 2020 10:37 PM

I know how he feels. I slept with all the Hemsworth brothers. Or at least I did in my fantasies.

by Anonymousreply 27January 22, 2020 10:39 PM

I didn't know the Jonas brothers had three other brothers.

by Anonymousreply 28January 22, 2020 10:40 PM

There's something really.unclean about the whole situation. He's a whore and an attention whore. Not my cup of tea.

by Anonymousreply 29January 22, 2020 10:42 PM

Countdown to inevitiable threeway . . . 3 . . . 2 . . .

by Anonymousreply 30January 22, 2020 10:46 PM
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by Anonymousreply 31January 22, 2020 10:46 PM

It's weirdly worded. I'm actually wondering if the OP shares a house with 3 sets of brothers, and he's having sex with 2 of them (from different families).

by Anonymousreply 32January 22, 2020 10:49 PM

It is weirdly worded, English might not be their primary language.

by Anonymousreply 33January 22, 2020 10:54 PM

Yarin and Ferdinand?

by Anonymousreply 34January 22, 2020 10:58 PM

Cain, Abel and Me

by Anonymousreply 35January 22, 2020 11:02 PM

For society to work, when children grow up, they develop close romantic ideally permanent or quasi-permanent relationships with others and often reproduce. The way that happens is for there to be boundary limits between parent and child and between siblings. Good parents teach that gradually as children grow up. They model it for the children and encourage it when the children start developing those relationships, as children do when they become teens. Something isn't working right in that family.

by Anonymousreply 36January 22, 2020 11:07 PM

I was ok with it until Ferdinand started getting clingy.

by Anonymousreply 37January 22, 2020 11:09 PM

R36 Growing up I couldn't even share a Lego set with my brother.

Something very weird going on there.

by Anonymousreply 38January 22, 2020 11:11 PM

Why do we need to hear about pathetic closet cases and brotherly fuckbuddy swapping. This is gross. Not gay. Not bi. Just immense dysfunction if real, or pure fantasy bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 39January 22, 2020 11:11 PM

Weird. Why aren't the brothers out dating other boys and/or girls?

by Anonymousreply 40January 22, 2020 11:16 PM

Omg. I’m so sorry. I went to W&W r38 and I F&Fed by mistake. Muriel! Help!

by Anonymousreply 41January 22, 2020 11:29 PM

why isn't he sleeping with all 6 brothers? slacker...

by Anonymousreply 42January 22, 2020 11:44 PM

I did a crap this morning that was barely human

by Anonymousreply 43January 22, 2020 11:45 PM

Does he ever let one brother "churn the cream" of the other brother?

by Anonymousreply 44January 22, 2020 11:47 PM

R41 is worse than Hitler.

by Anonymousreply 45January 22, 2020 11:49 PM

Is this a cult situation?

by Anonymousreply 46January 22, 2020 11:50 PM

"Signed Dan Savage"

by Anonymousreply 47January 22, 2020 11:54 PM

From the song ‘He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother“ by The Hollies

And the load

Doesn't weigh me down at all

He ain't heavy

He's my brother

by Anonymousreply 48January 22, 2020 11:56 PM

This is a household with household routines. When do Yari and Ferdi fuck their sub-brother. One after the other, same time of day and yes R44 do they churn the cream.

by Anonymousreply 49January 22, 2020 11:59 PM

I dated a guy who had 5 cousins who were always hanging around, and he suggested more than once that I should "help" one of his cousins. He'd pinch my nipple in front of them.

They were very machismo, from Central America, so maybe that was not unusual.

by Anonymousreply 50January 23, 2020 12:06 AM

I dated a guy who had 5 cousins who were always hanging around, and he suggested more than once that I should "help" one of his cousins. He'd pinch my nipple in front of them.

They were very machismo, from Central America, so maybe that was not unusual.

by Anonymousreply 51January 23, 2020 12:06 AM

I was engaged to one for a very short period of time.

by Anonymousreply 52January 23, 2020 1:12 AM

Because four of the brothers refuse to settle for sloppy seconds or in this case, sloppy thirds R42

by Anonymousreply 53January 23, 2020 3:32 AM

This is what I would have done with the movie, had I been director.

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by Anonymousreply 54January 23, 2020 3:38 AM

Brahs

by Anonymousreply 55January 23, 2020 3:58 AM

Op lives with six guys who are brothers to each other? Seems like a peculiar arrangement even without the sex.

by Anonymousreply 56January 23, 2020 7:24 AM

I think he has bigger problems than just knowing what to call this arrangement. Ferdinand clearly sees him as a boyfriend and is fine with him fucking Yarin, but if he's not able to nut up and ask Ferdi not to mention the Yarin-sex then he shouldn't be doing any of this.

by Anonymousreply 57January 23, 2020 10:26 AM

I suspect that letter is the work of DLer who wanted to troll that ex-Gawker guy. It's actually sort of funny as a completely over the top parody of the sort of letters they get.

Just as funny is the number of DLers who think "well it was in Slate, so it must be real."

by Anonymousreply 58January 23, 2020 10:30 AM

0/10!

Oh, wait it’s not a DL thread, it’s a Slate article?

by Anonymousreply 59January 23, 2020 10:41 AM

The correct term for this is "Troll Fantasy." Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

by Anonymousreply 60January 23, 2020 10:51 AM

R59, I was just thinking that Slate is less discriminating than DL.

by Anonymousreply 61January 23, 2020 12:25 PM

Hot, r51

by Anonymousreply 62January 23, 2020 12:52 PM

This animal is from the Croatia yes?

by Anonymousreply 63January 23, 2020 5:41 PM

R45 is correct

by Anonymousreply 64January 23, 2020 5:52 PM

Wait, is this those Wolfpack Bros.?!

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by Anonymousreply 65January 26, 2020 9:15 PM

Just kill all of them and then kill yourself

by Anonymousreply 66January 26, 2020 9:28 PM

The letter is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!

by Anonymousreply 67January 26, 2020 9:34 PM

Maybe he's saying it's six black men.

by Anonymousreply 68January 26, 2020 9:47 PM

That hoe better not make Ferdinand mad. Did you see what happened when he got stung by a bee?

by Anonymousreply 69January 26, 2020 10:58 PM

This is a silly EST.

You too could write an anoymous letter to slate with some made up "juicy" scenario and get them to publish it. The point is to get clicks.

by Anonymousreply 70January 26, 2020 11:35 PM

True story: From the time I was 13 to 17, I managed to have sex with (all) four brothers in one family. None of them knew about each other, to the best of my knowledge. This happened between 1972-1981.

by Anonymousreply 71January 27, 2020 1:01 AM

R71, first names and cock sizes, please.

by Anonymousreply 72January 27, 2020 1:03 AM

Hah. Initials okay?

B -- small, maybe 4-5" and thin

M -- 5" and thick base but thin at the head

R -- 7-8" and thick. I gagged on him because he liked to jab. Massive precummer.

P -- 8" and perfect (he was the youngest and last one; I was 17, he was 16)

by Anonymousreply 73January 27, 2020 1:48 AM

R71, how were you 13 to 17 over the course of 9 years?

by Anonymousreply 74January 27, 2020 2:27 AM

Oh shit! 1977-1981. Thanks for catching that.

by Anonymousreply 75January 27, 2020 2:29 AM

R71 and R73 we still need more details. How did you make this happen?

by Anonymousreply 76February 21, 2020 3:42 AM
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