It's a celebration of fruit trees!
Are any of the Jews here making plans for Tu Bish'vat?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 24, 2020 2:39 PM |
Does this include peach trees? Because the peach thread is just dying.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 22, 2020 3:08 AM |
Why don't you kiss my behind, R1? It's a real peach!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 22, 2020 3:18 AM |
Does watermelon grow on a tree?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 22, 2020 3:22 AM |
Does it involve fasting? The Jews love a fast.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 22, 2020 3:32 AM |
Most gentile Americans could use one too R4
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 22, 2020 3:37 AM |
It is actually a date set to mark the the beginning of the agricultural cycle per the Talmud.
In Israel, it is both Arbor Day and a day to celebrate ecology/conservation.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 22, 2020 4:15 AM |
I am planning a screening of Jojo Rabbit.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 22, 2020 4:26 AM |
[quote] In Israel, it is both Arbor Day and a day to celebrate ecology/conservation.
Who cares what the village-stealers celebrate.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 22, 2020 4:29 AM |
Careful, OP, antisemites have been coming to this site in droves recently.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 22, 2020 4:33 AM |
The anti-Semitism here is really on the rise. What is it to you, OP, what we celebrate?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 22, 2020 6:33 AM |
I love the obscure holidays!
I wish Oak Apple day would come back into fashion.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 22, 2020 6:36 AM |
It's the first day of Spring in the Jewish calendar. I go somewhere and plant trees. Eating dried fruit is also customary.
Mostly I celebrate that I'm no where near you Jew-hating trash.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 22, 2020 6:40 AM |
"Ain't nothing sexy about being Jewish"
-Angela Scaperelli, Brooklyn, 1981
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 22, 2020 6:40 AM |
Who cares what some dumb Italian bimbo has to say about anything?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 22, 2020 10:07 AM |
You missed Wassail; it was last Friday. But since we’re all playing nice now apparently, here’s a little bit of the cup I saved just for my desert-cultist DL mates...
[quote] Wassaile the trees, that they may beare/You many a Plum and many a Peare!/For more or lesse fruits they will bring,/As you do give them Wassailing.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 22, 2020 10:53 AM |
First of all, R13, I don't know her so I could give a fuck. There is nothing hotter than a good looking Jewish guy and the best sex I've ever had is with another Jew.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 24, 2020 5:18 AM |
I’m gonna spread my twat on Tu Bish’vat.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 24, 2020 5:21 AM |
I saw the first cherry blossoms of the new year today.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 24, 2020 5:27 AM |
Who knew Jews knew anything about trees!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 24, 2020 5:40 AM |
Anti-israel equals antisemitism because israel is jews because before Israel there were no jews!!!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 24, 2020 11:49 AM |
[quote]I’m gonna spread my twat on Tu Bish’vat. —Barbra Joan Streisand, Jewess
You know, that was Oscar's original lyric for "I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Outa My Hair," but only because "I'm gonna wash my pussy fur on Yom Kippur" made Josh Logan throw up when he first heard it.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 24, 2020 2:23 PM |
Tush Bish’vshat!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 24, 2020 2:39 PM |