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Are any of the Jews here making plans for Tu Bish'vat?

It's a celebration of fruit trees!

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by Anonymousreply 22January 24, 2020 2:39 PM

Does this include peach trees? Because the peach thread is just dying.

by Anonymousreply 1January 22, 2020 3:08 AM

Why don't you kiss my behind, R1? It's a real peach!

by Anonymousreply 2January 22, 2020 3:18 AM

Does watermelon grow on a tree?

by Anonymousreply 3January 22, 2020 3:22 AM

Does it involve fasting? The Jews love a fast.

by Anonymousreply 4January 22, 2020 3:32 AM

Most gentile Americans could use one too R4

by Anonymousreply 5January 22, 2020 3:37 AM

It is actually a date set to mark the the beginning of the agricultural cycle per the Talmud.

In Israel, it is both Arbor Day and a day to celebrate ecology/conservation.

by Anonymousreply 6January 22, 2020 4:15 AM

I am planning a screening of Jojo Rabbit.

by Anonymousreply 7January 22, 2020 4:26 AM

[quote] In Israel, it is both Arbor Day and a day to celebrate ecology/conservation.

Who cares what the village-stealers celebrate.

by Anonymousreply 8January 22, 2020 4:29 AM

Careful, OP, antisemites have been coming to this site in droves recently.

by Anonymousreply 9January 22, 2020 4:33 AM

The anti-Semitism here is really on the rise. What is it to you, OP, what we celebrate?

by Anonymousreply 10January 22, 2020 6:33 AM

I love the obscure holidays!

I wish Oak Apple day would come back into fashion.

by Anonymousreply 11January 22, 2020 6:36 AM

It's the first day of Spring in the Jewish calendar. I go somewhere and plant trees. Eating dried fruit is also customary.

Mostly I celebrate that I'm no where near you Jew-hating trash.

by Anonymousreply 12January 22, 2020 6:40 AM

"Ain't nothing sexy about being Jewish"

-Angela Scaperelli, Brooklyn, 1981

by Anonymousreply 13January 22, 2020 6:40 AM

Who cares what some dumb Italian bimbo has to say about anything?

by Anonymousreply 14January 22, 2020 10:07 AM

You missed Wassail; it was last Friday. But since we’re all playing nice now apparently, here’s a little bit of the cup I saved just for my desert-cultist DL mates...

[quote] Wassaile the trees, that they may beare/You many a Plum and many a Peare!/For more or lesse fruits they will bring,/As you do give them Wassailing.

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by Anonymousreply 15January 22, 2020 10:53 AM

First of all, R13, I don't know her so I could give a fuck. There is nothing hotter than a good looking Jewish guy and the best sex I've ever had is with another Jew.

by Anonymousreply 16January 24, 2020 5:18 AM

I’m gonna spread my twat on Tu Bish’vat.

by Anonymousreply 17January 24, 2020 5:21 AM

I saw the first cherry blossoms of the new year today.

by Anonymousreply 18January 24, 2020 5:27 AM

Who knew Jews knew anything about trees!

by Anonymousreply 19January 24, 2020 5:40 AM

Anti-israel equals antisemitism because israel is jews because before Israel there were no jews!!!

by Anonymousreply 20January 24, 2020 11:49 AM

[quote]I’m gonna spread my twat on Tu Bish’vat. —Barbra Joan Streisand, Jewess

You know, that was Oscar's original lyric for "I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Outa My Hair," but only because "I'm gonna wash my pussy fur on Yom Kippur" made Josh Logan throw up when he first heard it.

by Anonymousreply 21January 24, 2020 2:23 PM

Tush Bish’vshat!

by Anonymousreply 22January 24, 2020 2:39 PM
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