Eating a cake

What kind of shape is your Pole in?

If you eat entire cakes in one sitting, I doubt anyone can take your pole without the assistance of trapeze or perhaps a back hoe.

[quote] Have you ever eaten an entire cak on your own?

Several times since breakfast this morning. Why?

I have a very difficult time believing more of you haven’t eaten an entire cake in one sitting.

Quick, let's ask for Lizzo's gravy recipe while she's here.

Yes but in like 3-4 days

2 days, but one layer and no frosting.

Without frosting I wouldn’t bother eating it

I regularly down an Entenmann's white frosted chocolate cake in one sitting.

It's only a one layer cake, so I don't want any wise cracks out of you poor, pathetic skinny bitches.

Surely this is some kind of parody post -- isn't it?

Yes, I ate an entire cak with graxy while I had earrings and caftans on and watched [italic]The Golden Girls[/italic]. I am Datalounge, hear me roar!

Of course. It's mostly air. But I scraped a lot of the icing off.

I've also eaten a whole pizza.

I love cake and I'm not one of those people who asks for just a tiny sliver but one generous slice is enough.

Trust me, OP, you don't wanna know.

In college, when I was pretty depressed, I would go to the grocery store late at night and buy milk and one of those square Pepperidge Farms frozen cakes. It would defrost just enough on the walk home that I could sit on my bed in my dorm room and eat the whole thing. I would do this just about every Friday night when my roommate was staying with his girlfriend. Maybe every other Friday. I would either get a coconut one or German chocolate. My favorite, for whatever reason, was some sort of citrus one that was a lemon cake with orange icing. I think it was called a Sunshine Cake or something, and it wasn't always available.

I had to eat it when it was a little bit frozen because there was something satisfying about the cold firmness of the icing and how it would sort of chip off in big square pieces.

Luckily, by my sophomore year, I got a little happier and broke my habit. They still make those damn cakes, and whenever I see them in the store, my brain immediately bounces back to that depressing dorm room.

I guess it was better than being a drug addict, but it was pretty close.

I have never admitted this to anyone before.

Oh. My. God. R15 You are not alone. Those were fucking amazing. I'm not sure if I ever ate a whole one in one sitting, but damn sure came close. Those things were HEAVEN. I love how the frosting between the layers is different than than on the outside of the cake, way fluffier and whipped. I'm sorry that was a depressing time for you, but applaud your choice.

It even says it on the box: Yummy AND delicious.^^

No. I can eat a lot of cake but I’ve never made or bought one just for myself. Can’t imagine doing that.

“Francine Fishpaw lives at 538 Wyman Way. She weighs 300 pounds, and is an alcoholic! She eats an entire cake at one sitting. You should see her stretch marks! Because of her drunkenness, both of her children are delinquents. She's the hairiest woman I've ever laid eyes on!“

Anyone ever eaten an entire yellow cak from a box?

Angel food cake, yes. Easily.

Not a cake but I can eat a whole pie pretty easily.

During university when I came home my mom would always send me back with a ton of food. She gave me a whole apple pie several times. I don't remember a cake but I'm sure it happened too. I'd usually try to make the food last the week, but in case of depression, like R15, all bets were off.

OP (Miss Pig Walrus, Esq.) is unaware cakes come in any size but "full sheet."

Many years back while going through a depression I made a cake from scratch with frosting before work. It was a huge chocolate cake made in a 10 inch tube pan. Came home for lunch and ate a third of it, ate another third at night and the last third the next day. I still eat when I'm depressed but fortunately my acid reflux keeps me from eating a ginormous chocolate cake in 36 hours.

This one's for you, OP and all the other cake-loving compadres on this thread.

I started a new anti depressant and now I dream about cakes and pies. I have to go back on my old medication and hopefully drop the 20lbs I gained in a month.

Sleep-eating, r27?

"Not a cake but I can eat a whole pie pretty easily."

She's not lying.

It was the thing that kept the four of us together, much like love didn't actually do for the Captain and Tennille.

I have eaten one, but it either took a week, or if longer I popped some of it in the freezer. I'm also a fan of those Pepperidge Farms frozen cakes!

[quote]Please take my pole!

Not the first time OP has wailed that at someone running for the door.

I hate cake. It is my least favorite part of any birthday party.

I don't like very sweet things and cake is the worst.

Does anyone remember those commercials in the 70s where there was a table piled high with snack cakes and pies? I've tried to find it but can't. I want to say it was either Tastycake or Hostess, but possibly Little Debbie?

Most birthday cake sucks. I don't eat it, either, especially the Crisco-and-confectioners frosting. But real cake is delicious, a thing to love.