Gurls, Tim Tebow tied the knot and is officially off the market!

He looks like absolute hell. Poster boy for the closet kills.

Demi-Leigh

doesn't come for free

she's a real lady

Only a real fag would stay in the Closet

Wonder how glorious the wedding night was,....

It was constant, non-stop heterosexual intercourse, R4. No homo shit

Double hyphenated name? The fuck?

“Gurls, Tim Tebow tied the knot”

Ultimately he has tied his knickers in a knot.

The wedding night went something like this. "Hon are you coming to bed?" "Be right there! Dude! you need to help me get a hardon. oh yeah that's it,ug yeah oHHHHH." Night hon! happy wedding night! click

He's smiling, but his eyes are screaming "Help me!"

Poor Tim is still trying to get over his true love, Aaron Hernandez. This move screams of desperation.

Now he can finally have sex ... with a woman.

Have fast do you think the baby announcement will come?

R12 As soon as she can get a guy to impregnate her.

Stock up on the viagra gurl!

I genuinely hope they have a happy marriage, and raise some lovely children. I think he'll be a good father.

I just... you can’t have a hyphenated “Demi” name: she’s a half Leigh.

Seriously here, why the Tebow hate? Why do all call him a ag? Who, what men, does he s leep with, or did?

How many fertile loads did he dump In her ?

He's over the hill anyway. Let the hag have him!

The bloom is off the rose! I can't believe he finally lost his virginity!!! His fat COCK finally plunged into a pussy!!!! Now, he'll realize he clutched that V-card for no fuckin' reason. What a waste of time and energy!

Shit.

I already sent them the only present they'll really need.

How big is her cock?

That’s a unhappy smile on an unhappy man.

Congratulations, girls.

If he is straight and a was a virgin until his wedding night that girl will probably have trouble walking for a week.

Plus, you KNOW she was a virgin, too. There's no way he would marry a woman who's been taken dicks and filling her puss with copious amounts of Frat Boy cum!!!

(At least the story and she's stickin' to it! Shhhhhh.)

R26-- In the real world if he is straight and a virgin on his wedding night he probable came like 5 times in the first 30 seconds and it was all over

Religion ruins everything. He could be a happy gay man having tons of gay sex. Or married to a man adopting kids or dogs. Whatever. Instead he's lying to this poor woman. Mark my words. He will come out at some point and she'll be destroyed. And they might have a spawn or three, which will be hard on them too. Tale as old time. Or at least the bible.

(My mom was closeted, so I know of what I speak)

R10 Tonight at 9:00 ET "Aaron Hernandez: An ID Murder Mystery" on the Investigative Discovery channel.

I thought that I almost felt the earth move

He isn’t gay. I don’t know what some of you are going on about. You wanting him to be gay doesn’t make him gay.

Congrats to them. Hope he finds happiness.

R2 And as for me, ha you'll see

Slam your body down and wind it all around

[quote]He isn’t gay. I don’t know what some of you are going on about. You wanting him to be gay doesn’t make him gay.

Dear Miss Tebow,

Nobody wants you associated with being gay.

Sincerely,

"Honey, you must know how exhausted I am from planning that wedding! Way too tired for any sexual intercourse. First there was finding a decent dress to flatter your body; then it was the venue; the decorations; picking out our wedding china and silver; that wedding planner; et cetera, et cetera et cetera..."

"Hon, I just gave you the PERFECT wedding. Now you're just going to have to wait until I'm ready for all that sexual stuff."

He married a former Miss Universe 2017 who is college-aged and a decade younger than him. Very [italic]comme il faut[/italic] :)

I am so happy for him.

Why do ppl say he is gay

Leave him alone. He REALLY doesn't want to be gay and has gone to great lengths to avoid having to live the life of a gay man. May he rest in peace.

R40 = Troy Aikman

He got married with a giant scar on his head!

OHHH she is south african where it is legal to murder your wife.

The wife looks like she has a nasty dark labia. His true love was Hernandez I think.

you can tell by the way he is looking at her, that THE DEED HAS BEEN DONE!!!!!!! HIS PEEN IS PROBABLY ALL STICKY FROM ALL THE PUSSY JUICE!!!!!

Pray away the gay

Which one is responsible for taping the Aaron Rodgers poster above the bed?

R44 Aaron Hernandez had dark labia too, it's a thing for him.

He's smiling through the tears

R42 I love that he chose one of John Waters’ famous smoking jackets?

R44 you’re racist trash.

Hernandez would have dark balls and cock, btw.

What the fuck does he do for a living?

He works in Sports. Stupid.

I can't help but feel sorry for him the same way I felt sorry for Kevin Jonas when he got married.

The Closet = Hell On Earth

^ “And the Oscar goes to .....” ^

R52 he started out as a tight end but ended up as an All-Star wide receiver.

It will only make sex with men all the more hotter

I really want to like this guy.

But he can’t go through the day without the day being a planned, staged photo opportunity.

And enough with the product pushing. Whether it’s his own ‘brand’ or keto-chips, he’s always pushing something.

So far, we have not seen the real man just relax and talk about anything other than products or religion. It seems so forced and fake.

What Keto chips? Sounds delicious 😋

Demi-Leigh is a ridiculous name.

He's hideous. She's stuck.

Fools.

He is so ugly. If he wasn’t famous, she wouldn’t give him a second look. Neither would any of you.

He and Aaron banged. In Florida. A lot.

I believe that r63. They (team executives) seemed to work overtime explaining the friendship between them after Aaron was arrested.

I hope someone is getting him a new nose for a wedding gift. That current nose has got to go.

Tim reminds me of Channing Tatum. They were both beautiful when younger but now have pasty faces. Freckles on lips kinda skeeves me out. Still, I'd hit both of them.

R42 I like that he wore the jacket designed by his boyfriend for the super romantic official wedding photos.

He's turning into Ted Cruz!

Bless her little heart, she is trying so hard to be a straight man.

Any 5-10 seconds of video of him should disabuse anyone of notions of a hetero Tim Tebow.

Good luck, ladies!

First, he isn’t gay just because you say he is. Only he knows if he is gay or not. No proof exists otherwise.

Second, he is a good Christian boy with good values. And he actually tries his best to do good and be good vs. many Christians who do what they want and are only Christian by title.

R70 Thanks, Tim's mom!

There is literally zero proof anywhere on the internet he is gay. Zero.

That Christian boy bullshit is a cover. Gay all day since forever. He and Aaron were lovers.

R73 no. They weren’t. They were friends. Tim wouldn’t even be Aaron’s type.

Um, Tim was very much Aaron's type. Hernandez may have liked the tatted up gangsta type in the pokey, but he liked that all American guy type too. Case in point, Ryan McDonnell...

[quote]There is literally zero proof anywhere on the internet he is gay. Zero.

Until he opens his mouth.

[quote] He's smiling through the tears

I think he is genuinely happy for the shot at living an outwardly "normal" life. His bride is clearly understanding. He didn't wait this long for a woman who would NOT accept his...umm...proclivities. I mean, this could be a marriage of mutual understanding.

[quote] So far, we have not seen the real man just relax and talk about anything other than products or religion. It seems so forced and fake.

A gurl's gotta pay the bills somehow...b*tch.

He's fucking 32 years old! I can't imagine not sticking my dick in anything for over three decades. I don't buy it, never did.

[quote]He's fucking 32 years old! I can't imagine not sticking my dick in anything for over three decades.

Gurl, neither could he!

Poor cunt. Christianity is all about torture in this life for the hope of eternal life. He can have his eternal life. I'm happy to die at the end of this one.

[quote]The couple exchanged vows in an intimate sunset ceremony in South Africa

"Intimate"?? The article goes on to say there were 260 wedding guests...

He found the right woman!

[quote] He found the right woman!

Wait, she is Shawn Mendes is drag?

R42s photo shows Tim and Demi have the same color dyed hair...lavender highlights.

Lavender highlights for a lavender marriage 🤔

Did he take a knee?

R86 Many, many times

To R70, R72, & R76, although it is likely that you are all the same hapless troll. A five second search of YouTube will reveal several videos of Miss Tebow kissing men. He can marry as many heifers as he likes, it won’t make those go away. Im not saying he’s homosexual, but Miss Thing sure ain’t straight. Now, shut up and sit down, you’re embarrassing yourself.

I haven't seen a couple this happy since Evan Lysacek and Whatsherface!

He was Not Aarons type. Aaron liked smaller thin guys. Not bulked Up tall guys bigger than him.

He losing his looks, it was now or never.

What athlete will be the next to marry a beard?

I wonder if pretending straight men are gay is a way for DLers to make themselves feel better.

Tim is straight! He told me so himself last week while he was sucking my cock.

Ooops, wrong thread!

[quote] I wonder if pretending straight men are gay is a way for DLers to make themselves feel better.

Does it make you feel better about yourself when you deny that water is wet? Tebow is so gay his new wife will drown in a steady stream of pursed falling out of his mouth.

damn. Sorry. Purses, of course.

Tebow is not gay just because you say he is r96. Not how it works.

R98 But he is straight because you say so? OK . . .

No. Because he says so. That is how it works.

Pray away the gay

I don't care for his sides buzzed hair style. He needs to grow it out and spike it like when he was with the Broncos. He has the body of Superman. I wonder if his controlling mother came with them on the honeymoon.

He’s trans-straight. A gay man who identifies as a straight man.

R100 That's adorable.

Yeah I used to tell myself that I was heterosexual...but here we are...

Well he isn’t there. So until then he is straight.

Your husband’s gay, isn’t he?

I protest against lying and gays making up lies about a man they don’t know.

yup, it’s personal

Do you think his new wife is walking funny now?

Fraus must protect poor widdle Timmy from those mean, mean gays

Gays have no behavior

[quote] Tebow is so gaRy his new wife will drown in a steady stream of pursed falling out of his mouth.

I love purses! Besides, I plan to spend my time munching on pageant pussy so I probably won't even be around while he's talking.

Her dress was from DAVID'S BRIDAL?!?!??!?!

I would love to have been a fly on the wall on their wedding night.

R112 like grabbing the pussies of complete strangers?

any updates on their honeymoon? where was it? was there full consummation? was there post coital bleeding?

[quote]was there full consummation? was there post coital bleeding?

Did Tebow get pegged?

Tim has HUGE hands!

And a huge pointed nose, too.

The Philippines-born Tebow is a good Christian with a good heart. We proudly claim him as our own. Pinoy Pride! Mabuhay!

Philippines, you say? Oh, thank Miss God we don't have to worry about Miss Thing running for President.

R119 He's making an "Eeew! Girl germs!" face in that picture.

The hotel residents next door said they heard a man sobbing, "Quit! Stop it! Not down there!".

"Do you think his new wife is walking funny now?"

Yes, because her vag has started drying-up from lack of use.

Sexual relations are for procreation only, not vile, disgusting, base, animal sexual pleasure!

Gay closeted men tend to marry women all the time, it’s not unheard of.

I saw him on RR and he presented so gay. What a messed up guy... I hope he is happy with her, because it’s definitely a “fucked up” feeling to live in the closet.

He's not off the black market.

Another lavender marriage between a foreigner who wants a Green Card and a closeted gay dude, just like Nick/Potranka. Coincidentally, the two women are both former international beauty queens and still childless after several years of marriage. Predictable much?