Scarlett Johansson is a bland, BASIC BITCH

OP, I tend to feel the same way you do. I have never found her to be beautiful. But I can see why straight men find her hot--below the neck she has a hot body.

How can someone hate her after Lost in Translation, Match Point and Under the Skin? She is great.

I kind of love her.

[Quote]Am I the only one who hates her

OP lives under a rock.

I can't watch her either. Not sure why, never analysed it.

She is about as exciting as sitting in your boring aunt's living room, staring at the mauve wallpaper.

I don't hate her. That's silly. I just find her uninteresting. I've seen movies she's in, but I don't go to movies because she's in them.

She’s beautiful. And a body to die for.

She's boring as hell. She doesn't stand out in any way. She has big tits, but that doesn't make up for her blase acting. Next!

Never thought about it, I guess

I hate her. I hope a bird poops on her head tomorrow morning!

Just ok.

Most straight men would beg to differ from you, obese-old-bitter OP. And now she's nominated for an Oscar. So bland!!!

She is dull but I don’t hate her.

I think she’ll win her Oscar for a comedy. She’s great in JoJo Rabbit - funny, wry, and touching. But it’s obviously Dern’s year.

R13 Straight men tend to find any fit white female gorgeous. I wouldn't trust them on taste.

ScarJo is gorgeous and talented.

The OP is an autistic, OCD copycat who steals all-caps and labels like “basic bitch” from another DL poster.

You need to get treatment for your Ass Burgers.

[quote]Lost in Translation

Overrated dreck. But, I do like her. I've had a soft spot for her since Manny & Lo and I'm a bit forgiving. She's best playing robots so she was perfect in Ghost In the Shell.

R17 You type autistic, you cunt with shit taste. I've seen you make this post at least 40 times in other threads. Talk about an aspie with limited abilities.

She used to be stunning during her Girl With A Pearl Earring days. She was young, new, and unique with natural full lips and a voluptuous body. Now she is older and hasn't aged as well as she needed to in order to compete with every young starlet who can buy her same look with fillers.

OP, why do you hate her?

Most extremely attractive actresses are difficult to work with, but she seems chill. I think that's what makes her stand out.

Who is your favorite actress, OP? Selena Gomez?

R20 she’s the highest paid actress in the world

I like her. And her several guest host appearances on SNL tells me that she likes to have a good laugh and has a sense of humor.

She wishes she were half as pretty as me.

OP: J-Lo binging on Mickey Dee's.

I enjoy her in films. I hated that she had to defend Woody Allen. She's someone that I won't rush out to see her movies though.

Her "voluptuous" body was due to breast implants which she had removed when she wanted to get pregnant. Now, not so curvy.

OP, I agree with you.

I wish Mary Kay Place had been nominated.

Commercial for the Black Widow movie! Looking forward to it.

I don't understand what happened to her voice. She used to have a deep husky voice like this..

I don't like her enough to see one of her movies but I always liked her energy in this SNL skit.

To talking like this?

She's pretty. That's the appeal. That's it! She gives those lingering gazes straight men love and jealous Frau hate. This all! Maybe she will have a career like Jessica Lange someday.

R2 you forgot Ghost World.

R22 can we still call Selena an actress??

And she's engaged to a guy (Colin Jost) who is even more bland than she is. But she was married to Ryan Reynolds, so she clearly likes 'em bland.

I think she can be an effective actress. And although her look usually does little for me, I think she can look fantastic with the right costuming. She was absolutely the picture of a glamour-queen platinum goddess in Black Dahlia, a film I otherwise found disappointing.

See, I didn't understand the hype about Ghost World. I thought that was a lousy movie. She was so boring in it. Was that her character? Thora was quite big in it and that plucky kid from Hocus Pocus didn't shine.

Thora Birch was a better child actor than Scarlett but Scarlett went on to become the A Lister. I wonder if Scarlett will finally be taken seriously as an actress by winning an Oscar or if she's still seen as too sexpot to her credibility.

She was incredible in View from the Bridge. Did you honestly not find her deserving of her Tony?

Cat was not a good production (dreadful direction), but she was still a bright spot in the proceedings. That VftB production was truly special though. Liev and Hecht were wildly brilliant too.

As for her film work, her most affecting performance may have been in Her- and she was only a voice! Otherwise she has turned in many fine performances and these double noms will only further her getting good scripts. (A Tony Award adds a bit of legitimacy to the résumé too!)

Never thought of her as much of an actress, but she was incredible in Jojo Rabbit. An incredibly humane performance.

Agreed that Her was a fantastic movie R39, and she was very good in it.

How many times has Chris Evans cum inside her?

Far from basic. Gorgeous and talented. And has a sexy voice. I even like that she’s engaged to Colin Jost (for now anyway). What’s not to love?

[quote] you forgot Ghost World.

The success and quality of that movie was all about Thora Birch and Steve Buscemi. Johannson was forgettable in her role.

If she marries Colin Jost it would be are third marriage before 40.

Never have more husbands than nominations. It doesn't look right.

She and Chris Evans certainly have some chemistry. They probably hooked up a few times, as people tend to do.

Who is Chris Evans dating? Jenny Slate? It doesn't make sense. He has a gay brother, maybe he's bi or gay too. Maybe why he and Scarlett weren't a couple.

Why be a super hero? Did she really need that much money. She had Lucy.

No actor is worth hating...why so jealous? Politicians are worth hating but not actors.

Sometimes she looks phenomenally beautiful. Then sometimes she looks comically dorky looking. I feel you op! Anne Hathaway annoys me too!

I don't "hate" her, but she's just so blah. I have never liked her or found her interesting or attractive. Just meh.

Shiksas are always going to be big in Hollywood, especially if they have a decent rack.

Did ScarJo get to eat out Ryan Gosling's ass?

Honestly, I can’t tell her apart from all the other hotties whose names I can’t remember. Charlez something. Angolena Jolie I recognize. Etc.

IMO, she has je ne sais quois. She's sexy, even without the implants. She has a good speaking voice. Compare her to Michelle Williams. Now, that is bland and basic!

Except I ran across a Woody Allen movie where she (Johansson) was wearing gold-rimmed glasses and was really overacting. Terrible. Agree that Lost in Translation was overrated. Plus, SJ is actually insecure. If you look at street photos of her with a man, she's often clinging on like a koala bear to a tree.

Charlize Theron is far superior to ScarJo R53. She disappears into her roles, Scarlett just tries them on for size.

R46 Chris Evans is dating Sebastian Stan

She sucks.

Under a not-hideous face, out of which a fairly comprehensible statement can be uttered, are substantial boobs.

This is not that mysterious.

I half agree with the OP. I don't hate her, but I do find her success inexplicable.

She gave some good performances when she was young and would do whatever her directors said, but I've never seen her do anything interesting as an adult.

Epitome if white (Jewish) entitlement. Her views on race and representation are embarrassingly ignorant.

R60 As are your views on some misperceptions regarding "White Jewish Entitlement". She grew up quote poor, and has spoken at great length of remembering being hungry often as a young girl, until her family quallified for welfare benefits. She even reminisced on appreciating the orange government cheese. She's earned everything she's accomplished, and you sound like the epitome of ignorance.

^ quite poor

She does rub some people the wrong way but I actually think she can be quite good in the right role. Match Point is one of her best films and seriously underrated in my opinion. It's one of the few modern films with pitch perfect casting. Scarlett fit very well as the struggling and emotionally unstable actress. Jonathan Rhys Meyers as the callow and venal social climber and Emily Mortimer as the posh haus Frau were both cast perfectly too.

[Quote] She and Chris Evans certainly have some chemistry. They probably hooked up a few times, as people tend to do.

There's no way they haven't. It sucks that they had the best chemistry compared to Steve's other love interests. Sharon got a raw deal in the Marvelverse.

[Quote] Plus, SJ is actually insecure. If you look at street photos of her with a man, she's often clinging on like a koala bear to a tree.

Which reminds me of this photo 😆

[quote]She’s beautiful. And a body to die for.

[quote]Honestly, I can’t tell her apart from all the other hotties whose names I can’t remember.

Put your readers on, gramps!

"Shiksas are always going to be big in Hollywood, especially if they have a decent rack."

SJ is Jewish.

And like every actress in Hollywood, she had large breast implants.

You're pretty fucking far from being the only one, but I'm not with you on this. I like her a lot, find that she cleans up VERY well and is entertaining on screen.

So go find whatever grease fire awaits you!

R64 she does usually have a petite, hour glass (for a white girl) figure. Most white women have some cellulite. But her legs look so clunky in that photo. Something about how she bends them. Even when she stands up straight it's like stuffed sausage zone. I can't explain it. She needs the black catsuit to hide it and look good.

Otherwise she just looks like an average female but compared to LA people yeah it's head scratching. Her acting has always been well, let's just say she's no method actor. More of a "I'm Scarlett Johansson and here I am performing! Aren't I amazing!" kind of actor. She's not demonstrated a lot of depth, even in marriage story.

I think she's gotten more hate due to her entitlement to certain roles and encouraging a lack of diversity by basically saying she's more important. What's next? Is she going to insist she can do blackface for art?

That and being either stupidily naive about Woody Allen or refusing to care because he's a big name.

Someone I have on "ignore" just posted twice in a row.

[quote] What's next? Is she going to insist she can do blackface for art?

Scarlett is in negotiations to play Rigoberta Menchu in her upcoming biopic!

You are wise r71, because r69 / r70 posts are idiotic

wow that is a lot of cellulite for someone so young.

My friend saw her drinking with a group of people in a bar. Said she was very pretty and slim in person. She was drinking coors light or some other light beer.

She's so good in Under the Skin. I really like her and think that's her best film.

SJ was gorgeous as Janet Leigh in Hitchcock (2012). Very womanly, very pretty and sexy ... but that was 8 years ago, and of course she was made up and costumed for 1959, when women were prettier and more womanly. I do like her, though. She has a certain warm screen presence, plus she seems generally nice.

Str8 white women are SO last decade!

Still amuses me to this day that one of her early major romantic leads was opposite Topher Grace.

Stephen Trask did the music for their movie.

[Quote] Most white women have some cellulite.

Most women have cellulite. It's called reality.

Weird that a woman with her petite and curvy figure and pretty smile still had one of her best roles in "Her" where she is the voice of an operating system. I guess that shows she can act. I usually find her less than exciting but I remember thinking she was really good in that. That's also one of the few times I've liked Joaquin P.

As far as her ethnicity goes, I believe her mother is Jewish American and her father is Danish or Swedish, so technically she's Jewish.

Really? If she does it looks better than hers and she's almost 50.

Really? If she does it looks better than hers and she's almost 50.

Oh yes the movie that asks if you're social or antisocial! Maybe she should stick to voice over work because she can't sell it visually.

I enjoyed her in Lucy.

R84 Lucy was terrible. The line about her mother's breast milk will forever haunt me 😱

As far as I can see, she is my generation's version of Demi Moore and not much more beyond that.

You just know she'll play Kate Middleton in the film and be thrilled about it.

I don't have any opinions of her personally, but I do love several of her movies—"Ghost World," "Lost in Translation," and "Under the Skin" are all great, and she is great in them. She's done some trash flicks for sure, but there are some gems there. The Marvel shit is in a world I have no interest in or knowledge of, though it seems that's what she's most popular for these days.

[quote] I don't have any opinions of her personally, but I do love several of her movies—"Ghost World," "Lost in Translation," and "Under the Skin" are all great, and she is great in them.

Was she really great in Ghost World though? All she did was play a pouty, vapid, annoying teenage girl circa 2001. She didn't add much nuance to that role at all. She was essentially wallpaper.

I don't get the random hate for actresses or actors really. It's one thing to object to their perceived talent, or craft, but to simply hate them seems a bit of an energy leak to me. I find her pretty, and other than her defence of Woody Allen, don't see the objections, popular though they may be.

I do however understand a vague disdain, or bias. (In my case Chloë Grace Moretz and Chloë Sevigny) Perhaps I have some bias with that name. I don't know, but they both bother me, and I don't particularly like their faces either. I would say both are highly overrated, but hate is a far-stretch for me.

She had one hell of a schnoz before dr. Schwartz trimmed it down

Demi, R86?

R92, yes. Lucked out in her teens with roles. Big jugs that straight men love. In spite of limited talent, has maintained A list status in her mid-30s.

I legitimately liked her in "Ghost World," R89. She played the disaffected bitch role well. I love everything about that movie, really, though Thora Birch and Steve Buscemi were the real show-stealers.

R91 Dr. Schwartz apparently does some fine artistry. I would have never guessed she had her nose done. It's completely natural looking, and fits her face well.

Scarlett's mysterious success dances upon the graves of better, more compelling, contemporary actresses who have seen their careers fall by the wayside in comparison -- Thora Birch, Kirsten Dunst, Christina Ricci, Mila Kunis, Leelee Sobieski, Mena Suvari, Julia Stiles, etc.

Not the worst out there.

Basic without the breast implants

Who is this dr Schwartz?

how such a gross fug skunt get to be a star???

oh, yea, Harvey girl huh.....

R90 OT but have you ever seen Moretz in CLOUDS OF SILS MARIA, HICK, or KICK-ASS (both movies)? She’s eminently watchable in all three films, for different reasons.

Reminds me of cunt Liz Hurley sans the gold digging. Their beaks are similar.

[quote]Did ScarJo get to eat out Ryan Gosling's ass?

The best part of LaLaLand.

R90 I have a feeling you'd enjoy Greta.

r91: Wow, if you look closely at that picture, not only did she have her nose narrowed but she has cheek implants and a whole new set of upper teeth. Basically it's a really good job. She's much prettier but it's subtle. She was actually kinda homely in Ghost World (she wasn't even the lead).

Why in the world would I hate an actor when there is a whole country full of Trump supporters to hate?

I amva fan of this actor.

OT, why are they trying to make Chloe Grace Moretz happen?

I really liked her in Kick-Ass, but she was in a supporting role (ATJ at his bulge what's were real stars of the film) and when she is a lead like in that Carrie remake she totally sucks.

And what's up with that Reese Withercanopener chin?

I don't hate her, R106, I'm just mystified by her long-term success.

She's a very poor actor, and is moderately pretty at best, hardly ever carries a film on her own, yet she's been hugely successful and is considered one of the few female box-office stars. WTF.

Bangin’ bod. Perfect proportions.

I don’t care for her and find her acting wooden.

But I didn’t have to start a thread about it.

Oh, R61, the subject of this thread is listed among the "notable alumni" of the private Professional Children's School, which currently charges close to $50K per year for tuition. Don't believe everything an actor says while promoting a new project. Winky winky.

Come on R109. She's no skinny black or Latina woman. Now those women have absolutely perfect hourglass figures.

Her stomach is weird and not flat without a girdle.

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I watched her in The Horse Whisperer today. She has been around a long time. She never struck me as attractive but she is a fine actor. If every film actor were gorgeous, that would be a bore. I think she will endure and stick around for the long haul.

Overall I like her. She’s hit or miss I find.

After seeing The Nanny Diaries there’s no way she and Chris Evans haven’t knocked boots fifty thousand times. If not more.

R112, here’s what I see when I picture Scarlett.

But yes, her body had changed. Having children will do that, & I do tend to forget that, since I’ve not had kids.

Most people look good with makeup and hair dye. She happens to look very beautiful when all made up, and plain when not.

Of all the white actresses, you just know she has the worst white girl stink. Like a sorority girl coming to class the morning after a rager. Urg.

She very nice. She good friend me and Woody.

Only her clit could have taken so far, she is generic and a boor.

She was very good in Jojo Rabbit.

I was over at l chat . The lesbians go absolutely Psycho if you try to discuss a handsome male actor. Females really never become adults.

R122 does that really surprise you??

Maybe it’s lesbians who never become adults? Since they’re lesbians at iChat, yes?

Kinda like DataLounge with the Frauen bullshit.

Sorry, but it had to be said.

R123 yes, it surprised me. The ferocity of hate also surprised me

I agree that the frauen bullshit is tired and not cute.

Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen.