Sam Smith posted a photo of his cute tushy

It’s a WALRUS

Isn’t it a they and aren’t you committing a literal violence, OP?

Isn’t it a they and aren’t you committing a literal violence, OP?

He has the body of the Venus of Willendorf.

No. Just no. Nope. I said NO! 🚫

Is it Sam Smith or Sinead O'Connor?

Fat cunt.

Someone censor this please.

Thar she blows!

Is that his mother on the beach? Those hips are as curvy as an hourglass.

Zim, Xim, Zir, Zur, Zhey, Xhem...

Yuck.

This is appropriate.

At least it's rolling itself back into the sea.

They should henceforth be referred to as Cthullu.

I thought Samantha lost all that weight? Too many Christmas cakes?

Quite literally a beach whale. Literally!

R16 He's gone back to being fat. Even posting full body photos

OP just killed 309 transwomen of color

He steals the fat away from twinks to keep himself young.

R20 He's not very good at it then since he's 27 and looks at least 40.

It's Migaloo, the 30year old white whale!

his full title: Them, the Prince/ess of Whales

would've thought that was Adele

R24, from behind, it looks like it could be Lens letting it all hang out on that beach..

He is male version of Lena Dunham

R26, jinx.

Isn’t it supposed to be “a photo of they cute tushy?”

Cute Tushie?

OP= Sam Smith!

Welcome to DL Sam!

Hello darlings

Very feminine bottom half

A pear-shaped man.

Brandon Flynn is tainted for life. Can you imagine? He once ate that ass.

Absolutely disgusting.

I'd like to believe that Sam and Brandon never fucked or did anything sexual. At least nothing below the neck.

Little off topic. But WHET his twink ex-boyfriend from Netflix? Is he still dating Richard Madden?

Thems is some child-bearin’ hips, y’all.

Someone needs give him a talking to, and tell him to sit his fat ass down, and explain to him that he's not sexy or handsome, and that his voice sucks!

When THEY was a gay man, other gays were all "Sam Smith, ugh, a fat ugly gay man, vile"

Now THEY is a non binary transgender LGBTQIAXYZ++ beardy penised prostated spermer person, gays are still all "Sam Smith ugh, a fat ugly gay man, vile".

Except the "OMG IT IS SO BRAVE EMBRACING ITS UGLINESS" types.

Xy has no occipital ridge.

Exhibitionist.

So basically he tried to become a hot gay, realized he couldn't overcome his tragic butterface nor keep the weight off, so his plan B is non-binary (always the narcissist option), when the normal homo plan is just accepting who you are and finding someone who loves just that.

r41 Just summarized Sam Smith mindset ans intention perfectly

Brandon is most likely the bottom in his relationships

He's shaped like a Happy Buddha statue in a Chinese restaurant. Maybe if you rub his tummy, it gives you good luck.

Look at the fucking size of that thing! Can you imagine that in motion? Slopping around like pig fat in sausage casing.

He exhausts me

Too much fish & chips and Cornish pasties.

Is that Emma Thompson?

Here comes a stingray

There goes a manta-ray

In walked a jelly fish

There goes a dog-fish

Chased by a cat-fish

In flew a sea robin

Watch out for that piranha

There goes a narwhal

HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!

I love fem pasty white boys with some extra meat. Sam is a 10 for me. Who's fucking him these days? Does he have a boyfriend? I'm jealous.

U guys are judgy assholes. He has a normal body, he’s not huge.

I’m skinny and don’t feel the need to bash him to make myself feel better.

Sam should really present hole.

For fuck's sake! This is something the world really didn't need right now. Isn't there enough pain and suffering already on the planet? Put it away, please!

Attention whore.

While there's probably a hole in there somewhere, R52, the chances of it being presented without the use of a sternal retractor are slim to none.

Trust me; I know.

I’d actually really love to spank that big white ass and turn it red. Super hot.

he’s got womanly hips

Moby They returns to the sea of fluidity

Moby Thick

So he’s kicked his raging coke habit then? I mean sensible workout plan...

I'd rather look at Sam Shepard's backside

Good for her. Fat women sing better anyway.

She really needs to put her clothes back on. Yuck.

Any of his dick pictures? He must have taken plenty.

Does they still have a dick R64?

This thread has me laughing crying.

Shake them titties, girl!

Okay, they're starting to lose even me.

R65 I don't mind of its small. I hope he's not shaved.

He's taking that 'footsteps in the sand' poem too literally.

No, just no!

Looks like a pale white walrus sauntering her way back into the sea. Yuck. All that's missing are the tusks.

Female elephant seals wean their babies in late summer and early fall, after spending much of the summer on land, members of a crowded, beachfront harem. It turns out that by the time they are weaned, some young elephant seals are considerably larger than others – as much as twice the size of their fellow weanlings. These over-sized juveniles are known as “super weaners.”

Does he do every song in falsetto now? Gurl, you need to see a doctor: either straighten out or get the surgery.

Manatee on the sand..

He can love his body all he wants. He looks female

Sam Smith is certainly a super-wiener and guaranteed he's sucked a million of them too.

I know I'm not the only ton.

Sam is one of the biggest disappointments ever. I had such high hopes for him 5 years ago when Stay With Me was out.

Lizzo is tipping her hat to this photo.

Lizzo is tipping her hat to this photo.

I’m so glad Brandon Flynn escaped his grasp.

I’m so tired of Sam’s (truly) shameless self-promotion.

Absolutely no one wants to see that.

Body acceptance would only be embraced by those who own presentable bodies.

[quote]Body acceptance would only be embraced by those who own presentable bodies.

That's kind of the opposite of their point.

That said, his hips are so feminine, that's kind of what turned me off.

LOOK what you made ME do, OP

I LOVE super-weaners! Where might I find the plump, juicy, delectable specimen posted by OP?

I just want to compliment her on her womanly ass, really; nothing more. Nothing to worry about.

That ass reminds me of the time Lucy and Ethel tried to make bread and the dough kept getting bigger and bigger so they had to put the dough for what was just supposed to be a single loaf into ridiculously bigger bowls.

Sam done overflowed the bowls.

Pretty beach!

Would you rather he went back to the green bikini?

Would you?

Whoever posted this should be shot twice - once for the gross picture and two for using the word “tushy”.

Now THAT is a womanly butt.

He could have lots of butt babies with that big ass.

JFC Op!!!! Is that a pic of a nude lesbian ?

R92, it's a busted can of Pillsbury biscuits rolling down the sand, about to become one with the North Atlantic Ocean gyre.

She fat.

He is not a he. He is not a she. He is a they.

R95 NO! He is a IT

Fuck you, DL! Remember when you said I was the ugliest thing ever vomited up by the dying ocean? Remember how I swore I was the beautiful one in my family and begged you to give me a second chance when my contour and false eyelashes were on? Remember how you laughed and laughed?

Well, my nonbinary child has sprouted legs and trundled out of the sea straight into your world, and xy won’t be coming back. Xy’s all yours now. I hope you enjoy xyr. As for me, I’m changing my phone number and the locks on my hole. Fuck all of you!!

Eww, I can't unsee any of that now.

Frontal.

How are we defining cute?!😁😉

He seems to be running at full gallop. Both feet are off the ground. That's a lot of junk in that trunk to be loping down the beach like that.

OP is a transman! BLOCK.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

Thought that was Lens.

R104: Close enough. They are practically siblings.

Lizzo as a BLEACHED whale

You can do sidebends or situps. But please don't lose that butt.

I find that ass very hot. I'd do him.

KILL IT...… KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

Me too, r108. I like them a bit Rubenesque.

He has a body of a big beefy football player.

[quote]I find that ass very hot. I'd do him.

I don't know, if you put a bag on his head, I like his boobies and belly, but there's something about that womanly ass that's a hell no.

ewwwwww.

Cuddly. Hope he doesn't use too much deodorant or cologne.

Sam Smith is like a walrussy, non-binary version of Rick Astley--that's not a compliment.

MARY

So stunning and brave. Very powerful image.

I came inside that. Jealous, bitches?

Sam is the Bo Derek of our time -- a perfect 10!

is sam doing any music lately? or just correcting people for using the wrong pronouns?

Don't forget all the other guys who came inside Sam R118

This has done more for the lgbt community than Pete Buttigieg with his bid for the presidency could ever accomplish.

[Quote] Sam is the Bo Derek of our time

I'd say, based on pic in r122, he's the Boy George of our time.

Sam Smith, recreated on a plate:

R123, no. Even Boy George on lots of meth wouldn't post something that unattractive.

Why is he using the pronoun "I" in his instagram posts? If he wants people to refer to him as "them", shouldn't he be using "we" instead?

I don't mind a plump rump but, no, the whole binary/non-binary conversation would be a dick wilter

Oh, come on. I'm sure a lot of you out there would fuck a womanly, cushiony ass.

He’s gross

That was a very brave post.

Welp. Now I have changed my mind on trans. It is real. Sam, you be you er, they be they.

[quote] If he wants people to refer to him as "them",

To be fair, Sam's total combined weight is equal to that of six gay men, so maybe referring to him as a they is not so far off the mark.

I remember Luther Vandross would go on a publicity tour every time he dropped a bunch of weight.

Then he'd put it all back on, plus.

Then he died.

You can clearly se his footprints in the photo. They are much deeper than an average person’s ones. Speaking of his weight’s impact on the sand

R123 Sam is nothing like Boy George.

R121 I like how the author of the article attempts to go along with the 'they' nonsense in the beginning, but then calls him 'he/him' all throughout the article. Almost like it's common sense and proper grammar to use a singular pronoun instead of a plural.

R136 I think it's more the fact that the page was made before the whole nonbinary nonsense and they just never bothered editing the pronouns

R121 They claim that Sam Smith has "dated" Tom Daley in 2016 - among others... really??? LOL..

And Sam said,”But in some places there were only one set of footprints, Lord.”

And Jesus sighed,”Sam, sometimes you’re so fucking fat you make sand cry and I don’t hang out with you. I have prettier people.”

Who the fuck says "tushy" other than a Jewish grandmother over 60?

I think the OP was trying to be amusing by using the word "tushy." It is a funny sounding word, isn't it? And I'd say what Sam Smith has is indeed a "tushy." A cushy tushy.

Oh my!

Sam could be a true humanitarian and volunteer himself as a human shield for tsunami-prone lowland islands.

That is one womanly ass.

Why is he cupping his junk as he skips down to the water.

R145, she's protecting her delicate lotus blossom from the lascivious stares of gentlemen leering at her on that beach.

R139 Walruses and cacti are prettier than Ms Sam.

They are disgusting. With all their money, why don't they hire a personal trainer ? Gross

[quote] I think the OP was trying to be annoying by using the word "tushy."

FIFY

You bitches are brutal!

Sam Smith disgusts me. As far as his exes go, I do find both Charlie King and Jay Camilleri very attractive. I wonder why the relationships never seem to last very long. Someone or something must come up short, yes?

R150: Brutally honest creampie, and you love it!

He's going to be part of the Sydney Mardi Gras lineup

R153, I heard he volunteered himself as a pride blimp.

r34 Brandon is basically Hollywood trade with a permeant indent on some casting couch cushions.

They have a mushy tushy.

.........

R155 Let's hope Brandon won't try to steal Connor away from Miles...

[Quote] That is one womanly ass.

How is it womanly?

"How is it womanly?"

It's plump and curvy and rounded. A curvaceous, womanly tushy.