"Chet But-I-got-a-black-baby-mama Haze" on the GG red carpet.

Daddy played Walt Disney in a shitty movie, so he turned into Br'er Rabbit.

How can someone who is such a douche and so untalented be so hot?

In spite of his un-useful idiocy, Chet makes me moist.

His father must be so embarrassed.

He doesn't look hot, and what's worse, he doesn't look anything like Tom Hanks. When you look nothing like the famous parent and you don't have the famous surname you reap none of the benefits.

I always thought it was unusual how he doesn't resemble either parent.

He looks like one of those Baby Boomer Rabbis from the 1990s who tried to make Judaism look hip and just embarrassed themselves in the process.

Straight Outta Brentwood

I wanna swallow his bad-ass kids.

If you were to give me a million guesses as to who his father is, I still wouldn't guess Tom Hanks even at 1,000,001.

Is there a Smack Chet Hanks app out there?

Funnily enough I watched True Romance last night. Chet is a Drexl.

Tom Hanks is a good actor and a terrible father.

R13, it could be the mother, because the other son (the actor whose first name escapes me), seems to be normal.

There's a scene in Mr. Rogers where the reporter asks him about his kids, and he says that one of his sons didn't like being known as a Rogers. It was a pretty subtle, heartbreaking moment, and I wonder if Hanks could relate to it in any way.

Chet's kinda hot though... or at least I've seen pics of him from... oh geez... years ago, and he looked hot. He doesn't look bad now, but the patois is fucking embarrassing. Didn't work when Adrien Brody did it on SNL and it doesn't work for Chet.

The Bipolar Thread Copycat is creating redundant threads again, this time from my mention of Chet in the Golden Globes threads.

PLEASE F&F THIS SOCIALLY HANDICAPPED NUISANCE OP

What world are you living in that this potato faced numpty is hot? He looks like inbred Okie trailer trash— and not the cute kind either.

Why does him having a BIRACIAL child bother you so much, OP? You think we are still in the 50s?

After that rambling speech tonight and this, I don't think Tom Hanks is as nice as he pretends.

There's a certain sharpness about him that's so unkind. His character Woody is always losing his shit in an annoying way. I prefer laid back Buzz, Tim Allen. Anyway I imagine Tom is frenetically annoying like Woody in real life.

Charlize sinking to the floor when he said she's a one named icon, everyone else in the audience looking bored, Taylor Swift picking her teeth then noticing the camera and stopping, Reese's eyes glazing over and bitchily looking away. No wonder Gervais rails down that English get over yourself humor. In this case they need it!

You lost me at your Tim Allen bullshit.

I don’t get why some of you hate Tim Allen so much.

A faggot been racist. What is new.

Ain’t No Sunshine in da ‘Bu

I need him inside me, deeply, repeatedly and with a constant string of nasty verbal degrading remarks and spit down my throat and in my face.

[quote] What world are you living in that this potato faced numpty is hot?

A world in which being thin, white, male, and heterosexual lets you off the hook for everything.

Who is this turd, and why is he famous?

I must admit, he does a fantastic Jamaican patois.

Trash

[r27] His patois is absolutely atrocious.

[quote]I don’t get why some of you hate Tim Allen so much.

It's easy to dislike someone who was as big a fuck up as he was and who broke the law and got second and third chances in his life because of liberals not allowing his criminal past to prevent him from becoming very rich in Hollywood only to have him become a conservative dickhead who compares being a conservative in Hollywood to 1930s Germany. Because clearly, becoming very wealthy at the hands of "liberal Hollywood" is like living under Nazism.

Who did he present with last night? She looked uncomfortable

So this is his “wise” son? Oh please...

Chet is a spoiled brat

Imagine being Tom Hanks’ kid and going to the event where your dad is receiving the Lifetime Achievement Award and thinking doing this is a great idea. Giant douchebag.

He was born rich, and with great genetic material so he could grow up to be well built and tall, and his parents sent him to Northwestern; and yet I bet you all he does is complain about how hard it is to be the son of a celebrity.

He hates when people ask about his father

I never thought I'd feel sorry for Tom Hanks, but I do.

[quote] I don’t get why some of you hate Tim Allen so much.

You might want to think about the fact that this is a gay and left-leaning website and Tim Allen is a conservative Republican and a ridiculous chauvinist.

I don’t get why people like you can’t imagine why everyone doesn’t think exactly as you do. You’d have to be a moron to think that Datalounge is crawling with Tim Allen fans.

Chet (pronounced "shit") is one of the ugliest men I've ever seen.

He can look hot. I like when he shaves his head and bulks up.

Chet's related to Abe Lincoln.

I don’t get what him having a child with a black woman has to do with anything. Many biracial children exist.

And he’s always been into different types of women, but black women are his favorite

damn he's ugly... Rita's genetics are strong.

R42 OP is referencing the way Chet might try to justify the offensive impression he’s doing?

Yo, can he at least do Chaturbate?

No, J don't even like Tim Allen! I am saying compared to Woody, or Tom Hanks he grates less on the nerves. Woody's kind of an asshole, always yelling.

Rmflaohaha r39

He is still going

Chet always makes each day a special day!

You are thinking of Colin Hanks, Colin is a half brother to Chet and was raised by his mother. Hanks did not become a father to him until he was 21. Chet is Tom and Rita's son. Proof that Tom Hanks is a shitty father.

😂..................

What is wrong with this person? I'm so confused.

Sorry,he is hot . Yall can bash on him for his ghetto ways with ample reason,but to say hes not good looking is disingenuous .

He's hot, but not necessarily handsome.

Have he and Haley Joel Osment ever been in the same room together?

As a general rule, I don't hold parents responsible for the behavior of their adult children. But damn, Chet Hanks makes it hard to apply that rule. His particular kind of assholishness just seems so carefully cultivated. So... protected.

I think Colin is hotter. But then I'm partial to nerds.

R50, I think you have it backwards. Tom Hanks became a father at 21, not that he started parenting when Colin was 21. He was married to their mom.

As for Chet, he's the oddball of the family. The younger brother is very normal and super smart.

[quote]He was married to their mom.

In the twisted world of heterosexuals, it's not uncommon for married men to leave all the parenting to their wives.

I wonder if they named him after Chet in Weird Science.

Here's a better shot of Chet.

This is always funny.