Madonna Cancels At Last Minute

Cancel. The. Fucking. Tour.

It’s becoming evident that not doing a stadium/arena tour had nothing to do with wanting to put on an intimate show but rather her capacity to do shows at all. She needs to just pack up and go to Vegas where she can do a few shows a year. For whatever reason, illness or age, she cannot do this anymore. The Philly show was apparently pretty bad..she couldn’t keep up with the dance moves.

Her dancing days are over.

She’s a real piece of work.

She spends the entire time complaining to the audience that she’s cold while the AC is turned off and everyone is sweating and talking about how she takes Ibuprofen. It’s like listening to an old crone at a senior center.

She's really declined in the last few years. She must have some undisclosed illness because it's not like her to keep canceling. the only time I can remember her canceling is Blond Ambition because of throat issues.

[quote]She must have some undisclosed illness because it's not like her to keep canceling.

Diagnosis: Lackaticketsalesia.

Bitch couldnt fill 2000 seats ???

LMFAO 😂! What a total flop! Stop with the bullshit excuses, admit the tour was a disastrous mistake, and cancel the remaining dates.

She should take her own advice from one of her songs: “It takes more strength to cry; admit defeat “.😂

It's really sad to see this decline. Ten years ago, the Sticky and Sweet Tour was the biggest selling tour by a female artist. Now, she can't sell out and has to cancel at the last-minute. This is a bad omen for her as she will not continue to be a touring force like she used to be.

She broke a hip.

Drugs and a new love have her preoccupied.

Thank you!

What a way to conclude her career.

[quote]She needs to just pack up and go to Vegas where she can do a few shows a year

Vegas doesn’t want her either. When she was recently there, the audience was booing and demanding refunds.

She’s done. All of her antics have driven even the few remaining fans she had left away.

[quote]It's really sad to see this decline. Ten years ago, the Sticky and Sweet Tour was the biggest selling tour by a female artist. Now, she can't sell out and has to cancel at the last-minute. This is a bad omen for her as she will not continue to be a touring force like she used to be.

She brought all of this on herself. This is what happens when you stroll onto stage hours late, have ridiculous ticket prices, ridiculous demands (no cell phones to keep people occupied while they wait for hours for you to bring your lazy ass on stage), and don’t sing your hits.

Mafloppa

Bitch, please...

The official run time of her talking to the audience is a full half hour. Can you fucking imagine sitting through that, and with THAT accent??!

Her reinvention is wearing an eyepatch and sporting the same hairstyle for 20 years while looking like a blowfish and talking about all the great cock she's had in her lifetime to the audience.

You'd think she would have had some other business venture to fall back on. I guess that doesn't give you the adulation from 70 year old fags with money to burn night after night. I swear this whore gets off on negative publicity, too. She loves being a martyr, a victim. As long as she's being paid attention to she can live. Now she gets it through Instagram.

It's really going to be interesting watching her get older and older, less and less relevant and find out what her final act is, how she croaks. She can't deal with the idea of death and not existing which is why she pays that cult, the Kabbalah Center to tell her that she can live forever.

Her career was basically over in the 90s. It wasn't until she "found" spirituality and married a Brit and became relevant thanks to the British press that she got an act 2. Had that not happened she would have been washed up two decades ago.

She should just bring people onstage and do beauty makeovers on them.

So she's masking the pain from dancing with ibuprofen over and over again? At her age? Yikes, this won't end well.

She's more than rich. Just retire to Portugal and fuck her boytoys.

[quote]The official run time of her talking to the audience is a full half hour.

Well she starts with diversity and world piece but drifts off to what she had for dinner last night and asking if anyone saw last night's episode of Law & Order SVU on USA.

I've been a fan since 1983 but this whole Madame X era has been a disaster. The album is not bad but she has sabotaged the whole era with her shitty attitude, horrible plastic surgery and ridiculous behaviour on her tour. Starting shows at after 11? As r19 points out, who the fuck wants to listen to Madonna pontificate for a 1/2 hour? She mocks her fans and what they do for a living. She's become a grotesque monster.

I suspect that Madonna was expecting raves for this tour and rapidly lost interest when it became clear that people weren’t enthusiastic about it.

R18 Cher is still selling out 20,000 seat arenas because she accepts that she is a nostalgia act at this point and people want to hear the hits. She still releases albums, but has enough sense to only perform a few new songs when she tours and focuses mainly on the classics. Madame Flop can’t accept she’s too is a nostalgia act.

"... she starts with diversity and world piece"

I know a good piece when I see it.

She looks like fat Elvis in the pic at R19.

Sad that she seems completely unaware that being even vaguely likable is a key component of having fans and being an entertainer. But she never had much talent. And she’s clearly a loon with the surgery addiction and grotesque fat ass

She needs to grow up musically and do small venues only similar to Ute Lemper.

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The entire touring crew for Madonna are hot fucking garbage. Literally some of the least proficient people I've ever worked with in the music industry. And they're rude cunts on top of it.

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[quote] She must have some undisclosed illness

It's called Age Is A Bitch-ism.

LOL! Flop!

Her "boi" is fug. Can't she buy a good looking one with her money?

Madame Ex.

Okay, at this point it's just sad.

She should think about dinner theatre. Or summer stock.

I think she’s suffering some sort of depression seeing other people taking over the pop culture world she created..Rihanna, Beyoncé, Taylor, Kylie Jenner and Kim K are all young and on the way to Billionaire status and they’ve all benefited from all the sex and blowjobs Madonna gave in the 80s for the sake of her career.

Madonna should do a Valley of the Dolls remake.

She should put the tour on MenoPause.

This would be a good time for Lady Gaga to make a comeback as the pre-Fame Monster Gaga i.e. Lady Gaga the Fame era i.e. lady Gaga Laurianne Gibson.

Yes Lady Gadonna pls come back!

I guess she couldn't fill a bullring, a forty-five thousand seater, although after all the plastic surgery it's questionable whether she's prettier than General Franco, so that might hard.

Aging gracelessly.

Kim Kardashian is the next evolutionary step after Madonna. Madonna was thirst trap exhibitionist with minimal talent. Kim K. is thirst trap exhibitionist with no talent.

[quote] She’s a real piece of work.

You talking to me?

[quote] She should take her own advice from one of her songs: “It takes more strength to cry; admit defeat “.😂

“When the lights go down and there’s no one left I can go on and on and on..give it to me..nothings gonna stop me...”

I could understand if she canceled in Bible zone but Miami? Full of gays! Where are her gay fans? Yet, I am gay and no way I would buy a ticket.

She is performing in Lisbon, London and Paris early next year. Ticketmaster won’t show seating map but not one of the shows is sold out. She is doing many dates in each city.

r39, and those people you mention are also being eclipsed by even younger and more internet-driven stars. Madonna is at least two generations behind the curve.

WHO is wasting their time and money with this old swamp thing? I just can't. People, things are expensive and getting more so than EVER. STOP giving your time and money to these things. It's so absurd. Madonna? REALLY?

[quote]I could understand if she canceled in Bible zone but Miami? Full of gays! Where are her gay fans?

Contrary to popular belief, not all gays give a shit about Madonna. And the few gay fans she had left got sick of her antics (ridiculous ticket prices, showing up hours late, having shitty set lists) and walked away.

[quote]She is performing in Lisbon, London and Paris early next year. Ticketmaster won’t show seating map but not one of the shows is sold out. She is doing many dates in each city.

Then you can bet there will be many more cancellations to come.

When narcissists get old, it’s never pretty. This is like watching a car crash in real time though. She’s done.

From what I've read she barely dances on this tour. So I'm not buying that she's canceling shows because of injury.

Meanwhile, back in NYC...Mariah just SOLD OUT Madison Square Garden singing CHRISTMAS SONGS...while she got her 19th #1 with a CHRISTMAS Song she released TWENTY 5 years ago!

Madame X is a survivor.

So is it fair to say that the Madonna Pirate Era has been a disaster?

At least Mariah’s kids are somewhat attractive. Madonna gave birth to beasts.

No need to attack her kids. That’s just low. Madonna is fair game but not her children.

No need to attack her kids. That’s just low. Madonna is fair game but not her children.

Suggested career move: "Madonna Louise Sings Ciccone Family Christmas Favorites."

Anyone who buys tickets to see this slag gets what they deserve.

[quote] Lackaticketsalesia

LOL

I hear her current performance rider includes the following...

1. Large container of Metamucil

2. 5 boxes of Alka Seltzer

3. 3 bottles of Geritol

4. 3 Fleet Enemas

R60 - yeah the daughter is a nasty, hairy, seemingly smelly cow. The “rescues” seem gross too. The only decent one is Rocco because of his daddy’s genes.

Actually, Madonna's kids are both attractive so fuck off R60. Her last tour grossed 170 million dollars. It was a fun show and she seemed to have at least a bit of a sense of humor about herself. I have been a fan since the beginning but had no desire to see this mess.

People under 20 usually ask who is Madonna. Time is an enemy in show business.

[quote] People under 20 usually ask who is Madonna. Time is an enemy in show business.

Really? Damn it! How many millennials must I fuck for them to know!?

LOL she didn’t even bother to take to Instagram this time to apologize for canceling the latest show. I think she realizes everyone knows her excuses are bullshit so why bother.

Earlier in her career even her harshest critics would begrudgingly say how hardworking and professional she was. Now she doesn't even have that. What the heck happened to her?

I think she’s on drugs with that skanky boyfriend.

[quote]She's really declined in the last few years. She must have some undisclosed illness because it's not like her to keep canceling. the only time I can remember her canceling is Blond Ambition because of throat issues.

I'd imagine her knees especially might be messed up at this point. I started getting terrible knee pains in my early 40s after training too hard and since then I've really understood what it must be like for people like Madonna and Prince who spent their lives doing crazy dancing. I totally get why Prince was addicted to pain killers. And the same goes with Michael Jackson whose body probably was messed up by his 40s.

[quote] No need to attack her kids. That’s just low. Madonna is fair game but not her children.

Her children are ugly media whores. Fuck off. Fair game. They’re also adults.

r62 is a horrible frau. Blocked.

Madonna brought those children into her world knowing the scrutiny they would receive. They absolutely deserve all the hate coming to them, until they refuse to have anything to do with their mother. Until then, they’re just obviously holding on for the inheritance.

Her skanky boyfriend could also be her drug dealer.

You can tell Madonna only really cares about Rocco, which is why she was fighting in court so long with Guy Ritchie about him. He's the one that couldn't get away from her fast enough and will probably finish growing up to be normal.

R68 who fucking cares about people under 20?

Jesus cares, r79

I love her,but she really did do this to herself. It's gonna be tough finding her way out of this, since she basically dicked her very dedicated fans around. Can't promise I'd put myself through the horeshit of waiting 2.5 hours for her to start the show. Without a fucking phone. And like I said, I'm a huge fan.

New rumor out there is that Madonna and Lourdes are sharing that skanky boyfriend. It's like a bad porno with ugly performers who are loaded with STDs. It makes Bat Pussy and the incest blowjob scene from Pink Flamingos look like a 90's Bel Ami film.

The “skanky boyfriend” is their drug dealer. He brings Lourdes good weed and molly and Madge gets oxys.

Two members of middle management were fired and M stormed off, canceling the show. One of them is Molly, a VIP manager who's an amazing worker and ran VIP for the Megan Trainer tour.

She threw an absolute fit during sound check, fired them and left.

That's why there's radio silence. No one knows what's going to happen with the rest of the dates.

She hates this tour. She wants the whole thing over with.

It all started with such flash and ooh la la.

What are your favorite unflattering names for Madonna now that she's a has been? Some I've heard over the years:

McDonna Mafloppa Flopdonna Vadge (ode to madge) Madame Zzzz Madame Ex-Lax Madame Excrement

R84 This wouldn’t surprise me at all. They probably dared to question something and Vadge couldn’t handle it because she can’t handle criticism so she immediately got rid of them. She only allows yes men and women to work for her.

Also, her dumbass contradicted herself again. She’s always talking about sexism and and supporting women, then she goes and allegedly fires a woman on her team. I guess we should call her misogynistic since that’s the word she likes to throw around whenever someone calls her out on her shit.

Ticket prices...end of story. No one wants to pay 1000 dollars for a bad seat, a three hour late start and 30 minute rants about how cold it is. It's like paying 1000 dollars to go see your nana.

I feel very badly for Madonna.

I think if her widely-critically-praised MADAME X had gotten the Grammy nominations that it deserved, then Madonna would have felt vindicated and kept on with her tour.

But when it was not considered for even one Grammy category, I think it bummed Madonna out big time. With the enormous technical aspects to the show, I doubt the MADAME X tour setlist can be tweaked at all. She probably wishes she could just go home and forget everything.

MADAME X and the initial shows got very good reviews (aside from the time the actual concerts start), bit, to me, it looks like things broke down with the lack of recognition from the Grammys.

YES, Madonna can still fill arenas and stadiums all over the world - with THAT kind of show. She wanted to do something different with MADAME X, and she didn't quite reach what she was aiming for.

I feel very sorry for her and hope she gets through this okay.

WE NEED TO WAKE UP.

The Instagram clips of the show that she has posted are just sad. She is clomping all over the stage like a Clydsdale and the rest are her lecturing and to sneering at the audience.

She could barely sell her last tour. Arenas were out of the question.

she has an unlikeable personality and though a distinct voice, not one anyone would call a quality singing voice (i.e. Adele). she made very little go a long way. too bad she won't go quietly and with grace. normally i don't like gold diggers who marry and divorce for money but i think guy ritchie earned every cent having to put up with her.

He had his foreskin chopped off for her.

No one wants to see this because the new songs are shit. It’s really that simple.

And she refuses to perform any of her hits.

And no one under 30 even knows who she is.

A thousand bucks a ticket Two hours late for every show A shit setlist with only a few hits people want to hear A toxic personality

What does she expect?

Jesus H, R89. She had a shitty tour it’s not like she’s dying of colon cancer. She’s worth hundreds of millions of dollars. You want to feel sorry for someone feel sorry for the people in concentration camps at our border. I’m sure this cunt will be perfectly fine

So what you're saying, r89, is that it's all the Grammy nominators' fault her show is so shitty.

I hate you right now r89

Why won't she be honest with her fans? It's obvious to everyone that she has issues with her joints/arthritis from years of touring. She may also have an issue with the usage of pain medication and alcohol. But she doesn't want to admit that because it makes her look old.

She could garner a lot of public sympathy if she would talk about getting older and how she's dealing with it. Fraus eat that shit up! It could usher in a whole new era for her if she would just be honest.

[quote]She could garner a lot of public sympathy if she would talk about getting older and how she's dealing with it. Fraus eat that shit up!

Gaga already has the “Fibro-warrior” market locked down.

[quote]She probably wishes she could just go home and forget everything.

We all wish she would do that.

R89 is Melania

R89 is Madonna! Madge, please find yourself a new man who’s successful and strong and can be your equal or greater than you, you desperately need love and new inspiration!

R89 is Madonna! Madge, please find yourself a new man who’s successful and strong and can be your equal or greater than you, you desperately need love and new inspiration!

Fuck off r99! Arthritis is for old people and I’m very young! Didn’t you see how I got up after being yanked off the stage at the Brit Awards only a few years ago..unlike Cher, I’m turning back time baby!

Just for perspective, Madonna is now the same age as the woman in this clip from 1981.

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Wow! Thanks for the screenshots!

Even the few fans she had left are completely done with her now after this latest stunt. She’s burned every possible bridge at this point.

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She needs to take a 3 year break and then maybe return with a greatest hits tour singing the hits from 1984 to 2004 in their original style.

She's as over as Janet at the moment.

I'm ashamed of how much utter pleasure I'm getting from watching this nasty bitch crash and burn. One by one everyone is deserting her, even her own kids. Within a short time all she will have left is the solace of a parade of hired rent boys and they will be lauging at her behind her back. She deserves this. She is a truly horrible person who has never had any regard for anyone but herself - and it is finally catching up with her

[quote] Within a short time all she will have left is the solace of a parade of hired rent boys

Who needs anything else? Sign me up!

R114 you seem like a very noble, kind person yourself

Right, r116. I bash her as much as the next guy, r114 is harsh and hypocritical

I have a feeling when those kids get older they are going to tell all the tea about what a nightmare madonna is. Its going to make Joan Crawford look like mother Theresa !

I wonder if it's because of David that she canceled. She does seem very close to her kids, especially David. And he hasn't been in her stories for a few weeks. The last one I remember was that creepy of one her taking a shot of him flexing.

Fans making up lies about Madame X.

Not very Christmasy to lie like that about her.

The only person Madonna should be firing is the plastic surgeon who has hacked up her face.

[quote] She's as over as Janet at the moment.

The only difference is Janet’s in the public’s good graces again. Madonna just goes from one fuck up to the next. She doesn’t know when to stop and lay low.

[quote] I wonder if it's because of David that she canceled. She does seem very close to her kids, especially David. And he hasn't been in her stories for a few weeks. The last one I remember was that creepy of one her taking a shot of him flexing.

Nope. She literally walked off the stage in Miami and told people they were fired and how much she hated this show.

[quote]She literally walked off the stage in Miami and told people they were fired and how much she hated this show.

She should join the club - everybody hates this shitty ass show. Dumbass should just cancel the entire tour instead of cancelling every other date and wasting the time of the 5 fans that actually show up.

I wonder if that's why she came on so late. Because she hates herself, hates her fans, hates the show. She hates!

I really think she's cracking up.

She needs to be like Mariah and fire her manager and rebuild. But she won't.

r24 she has always been a grotesque monster, now more people can see it.

Here you go.

She needs to do a TV deal with a streaming company. Stars are making a fortune right now with Netflix, Amazon, AppleTV, and here she is doing a flop vaudeville show in 1000-seat theaters like she's Gypsy Rose Lee.

She could be producing hit shows like what Ryan Murphy or Reese Witherspoon are doing. She needs to accept the fact that her music career is over. It's time to move on to other things, Madonna.

" It's time to move on to other things, Madonna."

True! I shall henceforth move on, onward as it were, and return to the the-ay-tuh, where I can be the White Phylicia Rashad. We are thespian and artists, bringing to life characters of deep essence. I shall cast James Earl Jones opposite me, but place my name above his on the marquee for everyone will want to see me, Madonna, in my great return to Broadway in 'Raisin in the Sun'!

R128, Please do not encourage La Madge to act, direct, produce, or write anything for film and television. IT HAS NEVER WORKED

She’s so behind the times. She was a decade late when it came to branding herself and celebrity endorsements. This is the same woman who literally sold photos of her vagina and music videos on VHS. She’s so behind the curve it’s embarrassing.

The only reason Janet went down is because she was blacklisted everywhere after the Super Bowl performance. Having said that, Madonna probably would have survived that. But why does she hate the Madame X show? Is she just over touring? Or is she just now realizing that once again, she traded fame for love..when she ended her marriage to Guy Ritchie, when she abandoned Christopher, when she ended good friendships, when she fired her old manager..

R131 you mean the music video she sold on VHS that became the best-selling music video of all time

[quote]She’s so behind the times.

Yep. From wearing the grillz to working with that has-been Mirwais on her latest flop, she doesn’t know what’s going on anymore. And yes, she jumped on the product line too late, and then when she finally does, she peddles shit nobody would buy like $300 face masks.

Madonna should leave the stage for French and Saunders, it would be better show with better vocals acting and sure fun.

Madonna as well as her fans have always been the most basic of basic bitches.

Apparently she is tender to the touch.

—

I was in tears from the pain of my injuries, Which has been indescribable for the past few days With every song I sang, I said a prayer that I would make it to the next and get thru the show. My prayers were answered, And I made it. I consider myself a warrior I never quit, I never give in, I never give up!! However this time I have to listen to my body And accept that my pain is a warning I want to say how deeply sorry I am to all my fans. For having to cancel my last show I spent the last two days with doctors Scans, ultra sounds, Xrays Poking and probing and more tears. They have made it very clear to me that if l’am to continue my tour— I must rest for as long as possible so that I don’t inflict further and Irreversible damage to my body. I have never let an injury stop me from performing but this time i have to accept that there is no shame in being human and having to press the pause button

Bitch needs to just admit ticket sales have been shitty and she's cancelling so she's not playing to empty theaters.

The above excuse is written so she can cut down the number of shows she has scheduled.

She could also learn to use proper grammar in those posts.

The Turban and Pet Chimp phase is about the begin.

"Pressing the pause button?! I hate that phrase! It's a return! A return to the billions of people who have never forgiven my "injuries" for deserting them!"

R137 OMG where did she dream up that horseshit?!😄 “With every song I sang, I said a prayer that I would make it to the next and get thru the show.” Give me a fucking break!

Who does she think she is? Janet Jackson!

Madame X. Sponsored by Geritol.

"i have to accept that there is no shame in being human and having to press the pause button"

more like the MENOPAUSE button, girl.

"She could also learn to use proper grammar in those posts." - True R139, but at least (unlike some *stars* at least she's writing her own posts lol. You always know when she ACTUALLY wrote one of her song's lyrics because they are TERRIBLE and usually / almost always have "blue" in them.

I wish Made X-Lax at least made some hot trash like Erotica, a guilty pleasure. Her last four albums have been dumpster fires that are so boring they burn themselves out, no need to even call the fire department.

"more like the MENOPAUSE button, girl."

Madonna is way past the age of menopause which is generally between late 40s and mid 50s.

She sounds like Gaga talking about her hip injury and fibromyalgia

^^ How reductive.

I’d go see a Gaga show over a Madame X one any day of the week now. Madonna hasn’t been Madonna since the 90s.

She’s so full of shit. She acts like she’s still doing hard choreography like from her Blonde Ambition days. The bitch barely dances for this shitty tour in the first place.

[quote]Poking and probing and more tears.

Oh please. This bitch has been poked and probed six ways to Sunday and never complained before.

I like to call Mirwais the French Robot Fart Sounds Producer.

R152 You’re right - a lot of his productions sound like a bunch of various fart sounds.

It's the end of the line for her, she hasn't been relevant in years no matter how hard she tries. Nobody's interested. Her best bet is a residency in Vegas playing her old hits but her days of selling out big venues are over.

This picture is so sad. All the plastic surgery and then all the filters used on her. She is so fucking insecure.

She must go through a LOT of medicated lube every day to keep that pussy moist. God knows how dried out it is by now.

There two ways she could have gone with this stage of her career: Singin' in the Rain (Dignity. Always dignity.) or Sunset Boulevard. She has chosen the latter.

R155 She looks like Pete Burns in that picture.

[quote]There two ways she could have gone with this stage of her career: Singin' in the Rain (Dignity. Always dignity.) or Sunset Boulevard. She has chosen the latter.

But Madonna made a difwent choice,

She's become so predictable in her demise.

We all knew she would still be desperate trying to hang on to her sexpot image.

We all knew she would still be dating younger men.

We all knew she would be resorting to plastic surgery (although, sadly, with her $$, she resorts to horrible plastic surgery when she has the means to find the best of the best).

We all knew she wouldn't age gracefully, but did we know that it was going to be even messier and worse than we expected??

r68 There’s a huge (and largely untapped) marker for mature artists. Think people over the age of 25 who’ve grown out of teenybop music and superficial hipness, but who still want to listen to new music. Adele currently has this market cornered and artists like David Bowie, Johnny Cash and Leonard Cohen are still popular, even in death.

R158 The heart attack that killed him was an act of mercy from GOD and also a favor from GOD to the rest of us so that we wouldn't have to look at that face anymore as harsh as that sounds.

[quote]Madonna Apologizes After Canceling Final U.S. Show Due to Pain From Injury

Besides the aches and pains of being 61, has her "injury" ever been revealed?

It's got to be hard lugging those gigantic butt implants around.

I don't see how anyone could sit through a whole concert that's full of wretched auto-tune.

Those butt implants must have been fakes, we haven't seen them since Stonewall early this year, and she's the kind of person who would be showing them off constantly. Instead, she's been wearing flowing clothing and jackets to hide the butt area.

R165. Madonna's trying to twerk those big butt implants when she shimmies across the stage in the video clip from Batuka.

Madonna is flipping out because she's in pain, her tour sales are tanking and now a second son his ditched her at Christmas and wants to live with his dad in London.

^^^ typo: has ditched her. David dumping her for Guy must really upset her. She moved to Portugal so David could go to that famous soccer school. She probably thinking, "And this is how he thanks me?!" It's humiliating to her.

I can't even imagine having Madonna as a mother. I don't blame any of her kids who prefer to live with Ritchie.

Do you think maybe Madonna will undergo a persona change a la Lens? Maybe she's finally realizing she's too old to be a sex kitten and she'll lean into the whole "I'm a fibro warrior!" thing to get the attention that is clearly her life's blood.

either her face lift/ etc did not heal properly or iin time

or she has an illness requiring meds that puff her face out.

she could sell out stadiums yes if she sang hits and not shit from that last album. god!

she is getting bad advice on ev thing regarding this tour (and the album)….sad....glad I saw a tour from the ninetys that was FAB !!!! when she was in her horse dom outfit. sooooo fun

[quote]has her "injury" ever been revealed?

Injured ego due to a flop album and flop tour.

r165 or maybe she realized everyone found them grotesque and hideous and she's just been hiding them.

I, for one, never dreamed that she would become a drunken plastic surgery disaster. She seemed far too level headed, health obsessed, and workaholic to wind up on the path she's chosen. Was that horse riding injury legit or did Guy knock her around?

Yes, I guess aging really punched her in the face. With Prince, Whitney Houston, Michael, Jackson her contemporaries all burning out, she seemed so level headed.

Everyone says Madonna is a survivor as many of her contemporaries are gone, but she's turned into such a disaster, it's sad. There's nothing strong about seeing a woman with a puffed up face and ass, who walks stiffly around the stage with thin vocals.

And what is the point of Guy Oseary? What a fucking terrible manager.

Her body has probably developed an inflammatory reaction to all the shit she’s injected herself with.

She’d be better off dead to save her legacy like her contemporaries. That will be her next reinvention.

Madame Corpse.

R82 I want to see Madonna getting fucked by a young thug so badly.

Madonna has progressed so far from her first, very amateur tour in 1985.

MADAME X is a solid album and the tour is thrilling!

[quote]MADAME X is a solid album and the tour is thrilling!

Even Madonna hates it.

Madonna does not hate MADAME X. This is her masterpiece which was universally critically praised.

Oh boy

Don’t ever tell me to stop....

r179 you forgot to tell us to WAKE UP!

You're right, R184.

You need to WAKE UP!!!!!

"I'm attracted to danger..."

This is such a fucking great song! WAKE UP, Gays!

Rush, rush, rush on you! WAKE UP!!!

That Crave shit is so awful. I’d rather listen to Selena Gomez.

R178 Not even if I was blind, deaf, high on opioids and drunk to the point of alcohol poisoning. *Voms*

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That's MY FAMILY! I paid for those kids!!

R189 is JanBot. You can tell by her signature use of the word “pressed”.

Madonna's fans are all calling Guy Ritchie a snake, etc. But David is their son. They adopted him together.

I don't get that what he is doing is wrong.

r190 I'm not, and no one knows what a "JanBot" is.

Did she ever explain how she injured her eye?

....

Goddamn Rocco is STILL fugly ! Guy is a hot daddy bear now !

"She needs to take a 3 year break..."

You forgot the zero, dahling.

R185: the only thing worse than Madonna's "singing" are her juvenile rambling intros which her tard fans no doubt think are "deep'

David Banda performing Elton John's Your Song

R188 omg, I love Rocco’s new look, seems like Guy has a great influence on him.

Well, the ten people that were going to buy are going to be bummed.

[quote]I think she’s suffering some sort of depression seeing other people taking over the pop culture world she created

I definitely think that's part of it. Madonna was such a huge pop culture force for so long, but she's older now and is having a really hard time that she's not in the thick of it anymore.

A few years ago there was a Frank Sinatra documentary on HBO and in the doc there was a whole segment about how Sinatra had a very hard time in the mid/late 60s when the Beatles and Rolling Stones came along and changed the culture overnight. Sinatra was getting older, there was a whole new generation that took over popular culture and he was no longer at the center of the culture anymore. He had a very difficult time accepting that, and I think that's exactly what Madonna has been going through these past few years. It happens to everyone, though, if they stick around long enough.

Good point r201. And the other thing is Madonna is simply not connecting with ANYONE anymore. I've been a diehard fan since '83, but the Madame X era is the first time I've been uninterested in a Madonna album and tour. And it's the same with many of her longtime fans. People are tired of her shit. Compare Madonna fan sites from ten, fifteen years ago to today. There has been a huge decrease in visitors. Madonnalicious is a British fan site. Ten years ago, it was the best Madonna fan site. Ten years later, they've shut down the forum because of little attendance.

She also seems completely different this era and it's not just the eyepatch and shitty plastic surgery. There is a really ugly side to her personality this era (okay, uglier than usual). She seems miserable. It's like she hates her life, both personally and professionally.

I think this theatre tour has been a disaster. it doesn't suit her. Weirdly enough, I think the Rebel Heart tour worked better as an intimate, theatre-type show than Madame X. Better songs and Madonna actually seemed to enjoy herself.

I think that's the problem with the Madame X era. It's completely joyless.

So Madonna uprooted the family and moved to boring Portugal so that adopted kid could play soccer, and he thanks her by choosing to live with Guy.

Real class act, that one.

R198 How ironic she posted that old video (I remember her posting a video of him playing Elton John before) the day after Guy posts that family photo.😏

She is so passive aggressive.

Guy deleted his contrived post

R205 LOL both him and Madonna are so immature with their passive aggressive games.

R205 It’s still up on his Twitter.

r203 it's David Banda Mwale Ciccone Ritchie!

I find it hard to comprehend that someone could spend their time writing about someone they hate. This illustrates one of the ills of our society: speaking badly of someone makes people feel good! - Madonna

What inspires you? Madonna: Life. People. I love life. Everyday life. Experiencing all different types of people. I love experiencing life. That’s what I think it’s all about, really.

glad I saw one of her classic concerts yrs ago.

this one looks contrived and lame, like her legs.

she will have big comeback in 3 yrs.....the best hits tour.....

Right, on a walker. She’ll be lucky to still be alive at this point.

Does Madge's pussy stink?

she is ill. have some mercy on the old fuk

She really seems to have lost it after she divorced Guy. I think for better or worse he kept her narcissism and ego in check and after they divorced her head got lodged irretrievably up her own ass.

[quote] Does Madge's pussy stink?

Smells like rotten tuna.

[quote]Remembering Our Prayers each night Before the show keeps me going through this challenging time...........🙏🏼 . #madamextheatre #danielesibilli

[quote]Oh wow you're soooooo cute and gorgeous Madame X it's good to see you again you're always in our prayers stay happy and strong keep smiling like always when you smile you looks more amazing just stay the same God bless you with happiness and long life♥️♥️♥️♥️

[quote]my thoughts, and prayers are with you all the time, I wish you to recover at 💯, and I know that God will allow it to be so, you deserve the best and you will have the best I love you my beautiful Queen 👑♌🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻💓💓💓💓💘💘Forever with you

Her face looks painful.

Ezra Miller is on the MADAME X tour???

Meanwhile, Madonna got to fuck this. No wonder y'all salty.

R223 She wishes, he’s probably gay anyway.

R216 She had great tits.

R217 So damn thin. She looks like she was just liberated from Auschwitz a couple of weeks ago.

lmao

Honey, Madonna never got the chance to fuck Maluma. Put down the pipe.

[quote]Remembering Our Prayers each night Before the show

I’m not listening.

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omg the beast is proud of being cooter buddys with that skunt kim kartrashian…..

madge is on dope, she don't seem rite.

accept ur age bitch and go forward in kaballah light and turds....

Madame Excrement.

R227 I know right. If she had the chance, she would take Maluma as her boyfriend/fling instead of some unknown background dancer. Would be much better promo, too.

Of course she had sex with Maluma. You don't lick a guy's feet unless you've fucked.

r230 perhaps Lipstick Alley would be a more receptive audience for your ramblings.

R233 well, I think Maluma is gay but the thought of them fucking is hot. If she licks his toe, she can kick his pink hole, too, right?

Maluma is gay and wants to fuck Shawn Mendes.

How many shows has the (now rust covered) World's Bicycle (with slightly deflated tires) cancelled altogether now? 7?

And now posting Instagram shots of her frolicking in the surf with her child army. If she can do that she certainly can cut some of the dancing and show up for her tour dates. A lot of these rabid fans would be willing to pay even if she sat in a chair for the entire performance and have told her so on Instagram. Instead she post fuck you photos of herself jumping around in the ocean and says she is "healing".

[quote]Instead she post fuck you photos of herself jumping around in the ocean and says she is "healing".

She’s always been a narcissistic cunt. Why do people expect anything else from her now?

R238 LOL she’s burning every last bridge until all of the few remaining fans she has hate her too.

Vadge is getting serious with her latest grandson according to TMZ!

Maybe the indescribable pain is from getting her back blown out by her paid employee.

r241 "Drue says the 61-year-old singer told them she loves their son unconditionally and wants to take care of him. Drue says, "Love has no age." He added, "My son is livin' la Vida Loca, and I'm just happy for him.'"

He sees $$$

She canceled 7 times and the rest she didn’t go on stage until after midnight. The rest of the tour in Europe is now up in the air. No dates have sold out.

The comments on TMZ are hilarious.

Maluma is so MASC!!!

If she pulls that shit in Europe, her fans there will storm the stage and beat the shit of her. She needs a good slap across the face to knock those stupid fucking grills out of her mouth and to flatten those overinflated cheeks. If only Joan Crawford were still alive and was wearing half a dozen thick solid gold rings on every finger, I'd nominate her.

Now I am understanding why that ticket buyer sued her in advance.

I've been a lifelong fan but... I'm starting to hate her.

"She canceled 7 times and the rest she didn’t go on stage until after midnight. The rest of the tour in Europe is now up in the air. No dates have sold out."

What a fucking liar you are. First, I'm not defending her; I saw the show in LA and it sucked. Awful, awful, awful show. She has failed in a big way. But this rampant lying that people do not just here but everywhere just makes those who know the truth think you're a lying idiot when you spout off "facts" that aren't true. . Most shows started between 1030 and 11pm. Way too late. Inexcusable. Unprofessional. But don't state lies. Alternative facts are unacceptable anywhere. Even on this message board.

R248 is mentally ill.

The UK has a curfew. She better hit the stage on time or it’ll be a five minute disaster, I mean, show.

She's going to pull the same shit in Europe and she's going to be crucified.

If you think Part 1 was bad, wait or Part 2.

It's going to be a disaster.

Well she pretty much ruined her reputation in Europe with Eurovision.

[quote]But this rampant lying that people do not just here but everywhere just makes those who know the truth think you're a lying idiot when you spout off "facts" that aren't true.

Could someone translate please, I don't speak Unhinged. Thank you.

"[R248] is mentally ill."

And your prolapsed anus, R249, sticks to furniture.

Joan Crawford would never treat her fans like this.

As we all know, it's not just Madonna when she goes on tour. The cross connection of promoters, arena personnel, local police security, it's massive. But I'm not convinced she's going to continue the tour.

I'm thinking she's got physicians who will issue a public statement about her injuries blahblahblah, that will be watertight against any clause of undue (or whatever the lawyers call it) cancellation, so she doesn't have to pay a centime of violation of the contract.

Bed ridden Madonna wishes you a happy new year.

LOL so she was in such “indescribable pain,” yet is well enough to travel out of the country, swim in the ocean, drink and dance on the beach?

She’s your great aunt drunk at your cousin’s wedding.

She looked like she had the grillz in again.😄

And I see the ass implants are still there.

I thought she didn’t even drink in the past. When did she start becoming a drunk?

The way it starts with anyone else who becomes a drunk, r251: a little at a time and then all at once.

You have to be fucked in the head to get ass implants at age 60.

They're not ass implants, she just got fat and had it lipoed out everywhere else.

And still her Instagram followers are still saying things like "you are my QUEEN! Please take care of yourself and get well soon"

[quote]And still her Instagram followers are still saying things like "you are my QUEEN! Please take care of yourself and get well soon"

Sad and deluded. The few fans she has left that still buy tickets deserve to be fucked over for being so stupid.

It seems that at least 75% of the followers she has on Instagram are middle aged gay Latino men.

She needs to fire Guy Oseary or have him just "manage" her tours. She really needs someone who understand music, technology, and social media and will call her out on her shit (like, say "That song sucks. Keep working on it or start something new. And stop posting stupid shit on social media").

Her instagram has definitely destroyed her legacy amonsgt millenials (the oldest of whom grew up watching up when they were little). When she types like she doesn't give a shit and posts selfies, it just makes her seem so out-of-touch.

60 is NOT considered old anymore, so there's no reason for her to use age as an excuse. Meryl/Cher/etc are 10+ years older and still considered contemporary and loved by people of many generations. JLO is only 10 years younger than Madonna is considered "sexy and hot."

Madonna is not interested in music...she didn't even know who Swae Lee was when she was recording her album - he was just suggested by the producer. I watched an interview where she was talking about first finding out about him, even though he had that huge song off the "Spiderman: INto the Spiderverse" soundtrack that everyone and their grandmom knew and loved. She doesn't keep up with modern music. Not that she has to CREATE stuff to compete with Post Malones, Billie Eilish's, etc., but when she doesn't even listen to modern music she doesn't even have a CONTEXT for the forum in which she's releasing her albums.

[quote]Her instagram has definitely destroyed her legacy amonsgt millenials (the oldest of whom grew up watching up when they were little).

Millennials? How about when Generation X was little? Madonna hit the scene when I was in second or third grade. I will be 45 this year.

R269 - I mean, basically anyone who pays attention to her social media. She just seems so stupid on it, and her whole "persona" was a calculating businesswoman who happened to be a pop star. Cher writing stupid shit on Twitter (albeit with lots of passion) fits perfectly into her whole image. Madonna just seems buffoonish.

For all her self exploitation, until social media, there was an element if mystery about her. She has pulled down the viel and the reality is so, so disappointing. Madame X-music, tour, and woman--is a bore.

GOD CONTROL is one of her best songs ever.

God control is awful. It will never be considered good. Stop trying to make it happen. The lyrics are embarrassing

God Control is an awful song and an awful video. She looked great dancing though.

You need to Wake up!!!!

GOD CONTROL is better than anything since 1998.

EVERYBODY KNOWS THE DAMN TRUTH!

WAKE UP!

[quote]It seems that at least 75% of the followers she has on Instagram are middle aged gay Latino men.

LOL yeah I noticed that too. It’s sad.

R276 - yep, men who cannot afford her tours and will not spend money on her merch/CDs. They MIGHT stream it on Spotify (if they have a computer to install the free version), but are mostly just playing her 90s songs on Youtube.

R275 If God Control is considered good I’d rather stay asleep

The only good part about God Control was the disco section.

r270 Cher is authentic. Madonna is inauthentic. You see glimpses of the real her around the edges in all the bad press.

Cher doesnt take herself too seriously. She is in on the joke. Madonna on the other hand considers herself a great "artiste". She actually thinks the over produced pop music she puts out is serious art. This sideshow tour she is presenting right now in her mind is great "performance art" She is at this point a bloated, self important, clueless bore.

Madonna is a hallow human being. She has no true personality. She mimics. She threw in a whole bunch of gay youths that killed themselves into her show because Lady Gaga did it. It came off so phony it was frightening. She’s a sociopath. It’s the same way she treated her film directing career. She faked writing the scripts and then hired Guy Ritchie’s people and people who made The King’s Speech because they won an Oscar. She honestly believed that that would win her an Oscar. Substance means nothing to her. It’s all about image and illusion and stealing. Her accent has been fake since 1990.

[quote] She needs to fire Guy Oseary or have him just "manage" her tours.

Actually ,r268, I marvel that he hasn't fired Madonna.

Any updates from the European part of the tour?

She's on tour?

We're still waiting for her to come on stage for Monday nights show. It's almost Wednesday so she should be coming out any minute now! Yass, kween! Disrespect us! We love you!!!

its all the more shitty cause she used to give the best concerts in the world. she made huge $ off those first 8 or so fabulous concerts.

maybe she has bad handlers now. very sad

Honey , Madonna does not have "handlers". NO ONE tells her what to do. Its pretty obvious by the ridiculous act she is peddling around the world right now. In Madonna's world SHE is the only one who calls the shots. Everyone obeys or they are out. Why do you suppose she is estranged from her son? He reached an age where he was tired of her dictatorial bullsht and left. Why do you suppise she went to Africa and bought herself some little kids? They are there to worship, adore and obey her along with the rest of her entourage of syncophants.

Yikes.

Is that Mae West at the end?

W&W for R290! The original, razor-sharp wit! Oh, my sides, my sides! MAE WEST! Stop! Just stop! Bwahahahaha! However did R290 come up with that never-before-written reply? Genius! Just.... Genius!

she is doing her shows in Europe on time, and getting raves.....good 4 her

Lucky people

I’m convinced Madonna picked up that phony baloney British accent from Dick Van Dyke when they were both in the movie [ italic] Dick Tracy [/italic] together.

She just announced that she is now having hip problems.

The inside word from fans is that the tour is over after Lisbon. She wanted the show filmed which is why she did these dates. She won’t be doing London or Paris.

R295 Didn't she have a hip replacement years ago but lied and said it was her knee she had done?

Word is that she canceled because you can get tix for $10 on secondary sites.

She just isn't selling.

R293 I had forgotten how terrible she and it were even with autotuned voice.

r295 who's reductive now?

r291 forgot to change her tampon.

What she's doing to her fans this tour is a disgrace. She cancelled tonight and left a message on her social media pages that she will back for the next scheduled date "fingers crossed". Bitch, cancel the tour. It's not fair to her fans that they have wait until up to the show to see if she will show up. Many of her fans plan trips around her concerts, so they are also paying airfare, hotels, etc. Yes, it's their choice, But if you're not well and things are not improving, postpone.

She is a narcissistic egomaniac to the point of mental illness. Her recent Instagram post shows her walking down the aisle through her audience whilst her body guards slap away the hands of the grasping desperate lemmings reaching out to touch her like she is some sort of messiah. She gets off on this . She also gets off on the agony of her disappointed fans when she cancels. It makes her feel powerful. She is one nasty bitch.

R292 - maybe she's finally opening herself up to, um, criticism? She must be aware of how far her reputation has fallen.

[quote]she is doing her shows in Europe on time, and getting raves.....good 4 her

Sure, Jan.

She canceled her show last night in Lisbon at the very last minute. And issued a statement that she "hopes" to be able to do other dates.

The woman's a liability!

Who's reductive now, bitch??

In a recent IG post her daughter mentions Madonna's bad hip.

I thought her weight gain from a couple of years ago was because she was having some kind of physical problems that prevented her from working out. Her having to cancel shows because she has injuries despite not performing very strenuously points in that direction.

I'm not going to say anything snarky. I hope she gets better. She can put on a better show than anyone and I want to see what she does in the future.

Here's an idea... evolve.

Her idea of evolving with the times is stealing whatever black people listened to three years ago after they already got sick of it.

Bet she cancelled bc not enough tickets were sold and she was too embarrassed to perform at a half full stadium.

The days when people are willing to pay money to reward such unprofessional behavor are over.