Does The Two Headed Girl Get Two Salaries?

Probably

It depends if both brains are being used, one could be teaching while the other plays on their smartphone all day.

Masturbating and sex must be crazy. Do they blind fold one and wait until she's asleep? Supposedly they have boyfriends.

Having a baby? One has the first guys and the second. Or do they share the boyfriend! To be permanently conjoined in an incestuous relationship because you and your sister share the same vagina. What a pain. If one died that is going to really suck.

Of course.

I wonder what happens when one has to take a sick day or wants to take a day off.

What a fantastic question. I love you, OP.

What do they teach?

Division R6.

I couldn't do it. I need my alone time now and then.

You're going to hell, R7 - and I love you for it.

I think one teaches biology and one teaches PE.

ugh there's that video of one giving a guy a blow job while the other just looks dazed. Don't look it up because I imagine they weren't 18.

Some of my students saw them at a sporting event. Apparently they look even freakier in person than they do on tv, and the kids still talk about it to this day.

Abigail Loraine Hensel and Brittany Lee Hensel (born March 7, 1990)

Each has a separate heart, stomach, spine, pair of lungs, and spinal cord.

They can eat and write separately and simultaneously. Activities such as running, swimming, hair brushing and driving a car require coordinated action.

They graduated with Bachelor of Arts degrees in 2012 (education major) from Bethel University in Arden Hills, MN

They actually were adorable little girls but unfortunately by the time they turned 18 most of their cuteness faded. While they are not ugly, they are just average looking now.

Well, I suppose average for a two headed woman.

No, they are just average looking for anyone conjoined or not

A better question is, if Abby wants to have sex with someone but Brittany does not, is it rape?

What if one is a lesbian? How does sharing the vadge work then??? Do they double date because it's fun, or is a double date more of a killing 2 birds with one stone kind of a thing?

If they do have sex on a double date, do they DP?

If they have their own heart and stomach then they are two bodied but share legs. If they share an intestine from the two stomachs then that is a lot of work for the digestive system.

Do they each have their own health insurance?

Do they share a vote?

One snatch, two cunts.

They get 1salary

I'm wondering what to get them for Christmas.

[quote] Does The Two Headed Girl Get Two Salaries?

Only if she was a he and has two penises.

The sex part is the only thing I care about. Because I am a freak.

I mean, what kind of normal man wants to have sex with them? Sure, they all say they would, but I wonder.

r26, maybe the man who finds them attractive isn't "normal", but so what? I imagine they might appeal to someone with a disability fetish.

I don't want to think about that, R27. I'm probably scarred for life from watching Season 2 of "Goliath" . Never dreamed there was so much depravity. Now I wonder about the guy standing in front of me in the bank line, or the grocery check out. Total freaks every where.

Since they have some internal organs that are separate it's entirely probable that one will die before the other. What in the world will the do if that happens and the other one continues living for whatever amount of time? Obviously if one dies that portion of their combined body will begin to deteriorate so I would think that would eventually kill the other one, but how long would it take? She'll have to just exist with a dead body attached to her until her portion of the body gives up.

It makes me wonder if they wouldn't have been better off dying at birth. That death would have been far easier to deal with than dying after they're grown up.

That's what happened with Chang and Eng Bunker. Chang died, and two hours later, Eng died. They made it to 62.

Do you think that they've ever given head?

r31, they give heads.

R30's reference could certainly apply here. With one dying and the blood exchange between the two cut off, the other would follow in death very quickly. If it had been me, I'd rather have died than live this way. Yeah, yeah, sanctity of life and all, but that idea loses its meaning to me when faced with the quality of such a life as this.

If you search you can find a video online of ONE of them sucking cock.

^the slutty one!

One could give head while the other rims, I could see how guys would be into that.

R33, but it's the only way of life they've ever known, so they probably aren't as depressed by it as you or I would be. It's like someone who has been blind or deaf from birth. They can't miss what they've never had. To them, being conjoined is just normal life.

As far as dying, it seems unlikely either could contract a fatal infection without they other having the same infection. I guess one could have a cold and the other not, although the exposure to the virus would probably lead to it spreading. On the other hand, one could have heart disease and the other not, so one dying and the other remaining alive is a possibility. If they can't be separated, then surely death would follow for the other eventually ... but not immediately. What a dreadful fate that would be.

If that had been my sisters, they would have chewed one another's face off years ago.

how many tits? would be amazing if it was at least x3

If one has to throw up, the other one is going along for the ride and can't even hold her sisters hair back for her. Does each one carry a scrunchy in their pocket for emergencies like this?

If they get pulled over for speeding, which head gets the ticket? If one got her license suspended, what would the other one do? Can someone record the look on the cops face when he pulls them over?

I have so many questions... their TLC reality show a few years ago really did nothing other than show how hard it was to ride a Segway.

I saw them in person last year at the Target in Roseville (a suburb between Mpls and St. Paul).

I was stunned at first, like I had stepped out of an aisle and come face to face(s) with a mythological character.

Their gait is not smooth, but not lumbering, either. They were chatting with each other as they passed by.

Then I thought, this is their normal. It’s a shock to me, but it’s who they are, and they’re just trying to get a mundane task like shopping at Target done.

I resisted the urge to stare, and then wondered how many people didn’t resist, or think to resist.

It must be really fucking tiresome to field questions and have photos and video taken without permission.

And all of us who question whether they would’ve been better off dying at birth: it’s their life and all they know of life. I think a lot of our pity or abject horror is unfounded because we can’t imagine an existence like that. But it’s not ours to question.

[quote] [R33], but it's the only way of life they've ever known, so they probably aren't as depressed by it as you or I would be. It's like someone who has been blind or deaf from birth. They can't miss what they've never had. To them, being conjoined is just normal life.

All this is beside the point I was making, R37. And no, it's not like being born deaf. Their condition implies a choice from their parents, deafness doesn't. Had I been the parent, I'd have chosen differently and if I had been the child looking objectively upon the situation, that's the choice I'd have had them make. As for the rest, you don't seem to have read what I've read, so I won't bother to speak of it.

Piss off with the "it's not ours to question" attitude, R41. Sure it is, since it introduces new challenges for society as a whole and encourages us to decide what we want in it. We don't decide for them specifically, but we do macroscopically.

^^Thinkers in any respect have become quite rare^^.

it absolutely is not our fucking business what their parents decided, if indeed they had a legal choice.

Should it be put to a vote?

You sound bitter about something. Maybe a happiness and satisfaction in life that they share but has escaped you?

[quote]Activities such as running, swimming, hair brushing and driving a car require coordinated action.

So they’re like Voltron? Or the Power Ranger Zords?

I remember years ago on Howard Stern there were these female conjoined twins that were joined at the head (at the forehead).

They were actually pretty cool but Howard asked then what the hardest thing was and they replied Bowling because one likes to bowl and the other one doesn't.

I know there's video somewhere I saw it once before but I'm not going to link to it. I just can't. That would not want to see that video again.

[quote] If you search you can find a video online of ONE of them sucking cock.

You're so full of shit I can smell you over my wifi

And R46 here are those sisters you spoke of. The one named Reba has changed her name to George and now identifies as a male. If I remember correctly she originally came out as a lesbian years back, so it seems she's taken her sexual identity issues on farther.

The Hensel sisters actually have it much better than these two. Only one can walk. The other one has spina-bifida and is unable to walk and is always seated in a tall rolling chair.

"You're so full of shit I can smell you over my wifi "

Um, do the search loser.

I won't waste my time. You post the link fool.

The really awkward thing is, one of them has her, um, head on straight, while the other one is obviously the one who should have been absorbed or whatever.

Imagine how horribly the first treats the second.

[quote] Sure it is, since it introduces new challenges for society as a whole and encourages us to decide what we want in it. We don't decide for them specifically, but we do macroscopically.

I’m not the person you’re arguing with, but this is a complete load of horseshit. You sound like Heinrich Himmler.

R26 I'm sure millions of men would have sex with them. Double the pleasure, double the fun.

Sorry, R51, didn't mean to disturb your one-inch thoughts!

True enough, R43. As alluded to, this thread is evidence. I do applaud the couple of Instaho-worshipping, lip gloss and caftan queens who rearranged their schedules to be here. They may yet improve.

Can someone pls post said blowjob clip? I searched pornhub and can’t find it.

R46 You must be referring to Lori and George (née Reba). George must be the first (only?) trans conjoined-twin and according to wikipedia he also became a Mormon. Lori did not. Can you IMAGINE your conjoined twin joining a fucking cult??

At least he didn't become a Scientologist

I'm splitting hairs here, but which one is George, R56?

R53, you didn't disturb me. I'm just embarrassed for you, is all.

"I won't waste my time. You post the link fool. "

I'm not doing a search for what may amount to kiddie porn. I have no idea if they were 18 or not in the video/pic.

I remember the BJ thing being a photoshopped photo, not a video clip. It was fake.

[quote] Can someone pls post said blowjob clip? I searched pornhub and can’t find it.

You can't find it because it doesn't exist.

[quote] No, they are just average looking for anyone conjoined or not

Well, that's too bad. A really hot two-headed man won't give them the time of day, then.

[quote] I saw them in person last year at the Target in Roseville (a suburb between Mpls and St. Paul).

I actually grew up blocks away from that Target--it's right across from the Har-Mar Mall!

Fun fact: it was the first Target Store in the entire country (started by the old department store company Dayton's in the 1960s).

Here ya go and yeah it's a photo. Could be a fake.

[quote] Here ya go and yeah it's a photo. Could be a fake.

Could be? Is there anyone dumb enough to think it's not a fake?

There deserve 2 salaries. This is why we need to bring back unions.

I remember seeing the Hensel girls driving in that documentary. They both have drivers licenses. Since each twin has one corresponding leg and arm they have to work in complete unspoken harmony with each other. The twin on the right side works the gas pedal with her foot and the twin on the left side works the brakes with her foot. They both handled the steering wheel with their individual hands. It was amazing how seamlessly they operated.

What if the one in charge of the brakes becomes suicidal?!

[quote]You sound bitter about something. Maybe a happiness and satisfaction in life that they share but has escaped you?

Yes, I'm sure r42 is seething with envy that he can't even take a shit without his conjoined twin asking when he had corn.

My dream punishment for Trump is for him to wake up conjoined with the Huckabeast - and maybe Lindsey Graham's head growing out of their shared taint for good measure.

r71

Fuck you, stop making every thread about Trump. Stop threadshiting asshole.

r68

It's not fair they got a driver's license, because one of them can't drive alone. It takes two of them to do it.

They didn't get "a" drivers license. They each got a drivers license. If they get stopped they both have to show their licenses.

So why didn't they get one? If they get stopped and both have to show their license, then clearly two of them are driving and only one person is supposed to drive. They should not have gotten a license.

If they share the vagina, does this mean that a man can pleasure them both at the same time?

Yes, but the have six overies, so who knows who the baby's momma is.

R77 It depends on whether the man shoots his load towards the left or the right!

[quote]Imagine how horribly the first treats the second.

That would be the BEST episode of SVU EVER! “Sometimes she makes herself masturbate when she doesn’t want to.”

[quote] You're going to hell, [R7] - and I love you for it.

S/he will. I am grateful she took one for the team.

I’m sorry, I just can’t.

Upper midwest babies, that pretty much says it all. Did Mommy drink thalidomide or maybe a hell of a lot of Schnapps? Or just bad Trumper genetics?

They are two girls who share a single body. However, when you think about it, the teaching position was intended for a single person; thus, only one salary was budgeted for that position. Now, however, you have two people in that position. How would you justify double pay for one position?

Paying them two public school teacher salaries is cheaper than litigating an ADA claim, so yeah

What if one wants to wear flats and the other wants to wear heels?

If they get pulled over for speeding, do they get one ticket or two? Both committed the offense, right? So shouldn't they pay double the fine?

If one commits a crime, do they have to put up bars between them so one is in the jail cell and the other is not?

R87, that would be a story for the ages-- if one of them commits a murder, would the innocent party implicate the other, knowing full well that she too would face punishment? Or would she keep mum even if it weighs heavily on her conscience?

When they throw shade at a friend, are they being four faced?

Two heads, one pussy. They are a straight gangbang dream

Wait, they have separate stomachs? Does that mean they each have to poop at different times? Imagine being forced to get up from the couch during a really good movie because your adjacent hemisphere comes down with a case of the green apple splatters.

If one pigs out on carbs everyday do they both get fat?

When one of them farts, do they blame it on the other one?

They have two stomachs that lead to a single intestinal system. I would imagine that when having a meal they would have to eat slowly or lightly since their small intestines would be working overtime to digest.

Is this a trigger?

How could one murder someone without the other knowing though? What if one wants to masturbate and the other doesn't? Still not sure how that even works with one pussy.

What do they teach?

Can you imagine their student’s’ reactions on the first day of class?

I wonder how many parents discreetly ask the Principal to move their kids to a different classroom.

[quote] How would you justify double pay for one position?

Why did they get a driver's license, since clearly they both are needed to drive a car but a license is issued to one person.

I love a two-headed story . . .

What happens if one gets a brain injury or gets brain cancer and dies?

^The other will die a couple of hours later. After a twin died in a similar case, the other died 2 hours later. Must be really awful knowing when your twin is sick and dies that you will die shortly after too.

R3 it’s rather her second self than her sister. These are identical twins, which means it was the exact same fertilized embryo which got copied.

It’s like a second "me“.

R25 men with two penises exist, actually.

[quote]That's what happened with Chang and Eng Bunker. Chang died, and two hours later, Eng died. They made it to 62.

Chang and Eng were conjoined only by a band of connective tissue but couldn't be separated because surgery wasn't advanced enough in their day.

Actually Chang and Eng shared a liver but only slightly. Today they could have easily been seperated and the liver would've regenerated.

Chang had most likely died of a cerebral blood clot; the cause of Eng's death was left unclear. Leading theory is Eng continued to pump blood to Chang's dead body and died of the strain on his heart.

What's interesting is that they lived in the south, Anna married pair of Southern Belles. So there are generations of people living in the south that are descended from the original Siamese

[quote] The Bunkers carved a unique place in Americans' perception of race—they were considered nonwhite but were afforded many of the privileges of whiteness, being fairly wealthy Southern slaveholders with property rights.[52]

It's strange how the South tolerated White women to marry Asian men, but even now White women marrying Black men is still taboo.

If one feels like drinking and the other not - does she just have to accept a passive alcohol buzz or does she join in and knock them back with her sister? Who then gets the blame if they overdo it and pee themselves? Falling down drunk conjoined twinnies could be fun. Rules, boundaries, sister secrets. Have we even discussed masturbation on this thread? Sit them down and pour a few drinks. We need some answers.

This would traumatize me if I was their student.

R109 I don’t think I would be able to resist at least once raising my hand and shouting, “I just caught Abby peeking at Brittany’s answers!”

I think ideally is they would find one man they both like and just take turns. Couldn’t that work?

Two heads, one vagina r111. Could they still be virgin/s?

I swear I remember reading once that one of them was engaged and the other one wasn’t. I guess it was just a joke. It worked because I laughed my ass off.

thats an urban legend r113.

I'm trying to wrap my head around the fact that they are two separate brains, each controlling one side of their body, yet when they're at their computer, they can type as if they're one. Do they tell each other what word they're going to type, or do they communicate nonverbally?