I read those conjoined twins became teachers, do they get two salaries?
Does The Two Headed Girl Get Two Salaries?
by Anonymous | reply 115 | January 31, 2020 5:07 AM |
Probably
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 22, 2019 2:35 PM |
It depends if both brains are being used, one could be teaching while the other plays on their smartphone all day.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 22, 2019 2:38 PM |
Masturbating and sex must be crazy. Do they blind fold one and wait until she's asleep? Supposedly they have boyfriends.
Having a baby? One has the first guys and the second. Or do they share the boyfriend! To be permanently conjoined in an incestuous relationship because you and your sister share the same vagina. What a pain. If one died that is going to really suck.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 22, 2019 2:39 PM |
Of course.
I wonder what happens when one has to take a sick day or wants to take a day off.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 22, 2019 2:39 PM |
What a fantastic question. I love you, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 22, 2019 2:39 PM |
What do they teach?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 22, 2019 2:42 PM |
Division R6.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 22, 2019 2:45 PM |
I couldn't do it. I need my alone time now and then.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 22, 2019 2:45 PM |
You're going to hell, R7 - and I love you for it.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 22, 2019 2:47 PM |
I think one teaches biology and one teaches PE.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 22, 2019 2:54 PM |
ugh there's that video of one giving a guy a blow job while the other just looks dazed. Don't look it up because I imagine they weren't 18.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 22, 2019 2:57 PM |
Some of my students saw them at a sporting event. Apparently they look even freakier in person than they do on tv, and the kids still talk about it to this day.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 22, 2019 2:58 PM |
Abigail Loraine Hensel and Brittany Lee Hensel (born March 7, 1990)
Each has a separate heart, stomach, spine, pair of lungs, and spinal cord.
They can eat and write separately and simultaneously. Activities such as running, swimming, hair brushing and driving a car require coordinated action.
They graduated with Bachelor of Arts degrees in 2012 (education major) from Bethel University in Arden Hills, MN
They actually were adorable little girls but unfortunately by the time they turned 18 most of their cuteness faded. While they are not ugly, they are just average looking now.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 22, 2019 3:48 PM |
Well, I suppose average for a two headed woman.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 22, 2019 3:50 PM |
No, they are just average looking for anyone conjoined or not
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 22, 2019 3:59 PM |
A better question is, if Abby wants to have sex with someone but Brittany does not, is it rape?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 22, 2019 4:00 PM |
What if one is a lesbian? How does sharing the vadge work then??? Do they double date because it's fun, or is a double date more of a killing 2 birds with one stone kind of a thing?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 22, 2019 4:11 PM |
If they do have sex on a double date, do they DP?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 22, 2019 4:12 PM |
If they have their own heart and stomach then they are two bodied but share legs. If they share an intestine from the two stomachs then that is a lot of work for the digestive system.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 22, 2019 4:14 PM |
Do they each have their own health insurance?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 22, 2019 4:22 PM |
Do they share a vote?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 22, 2019 4:42 PM |
One snatch, two cunts.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 22, 2019 4:46 PM |
I'm wondering what to get them for Christmas.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 22, 2019 5:59 PM |
[quote] Does The Two Headed Girl Get Two Salaries?
Only if she was a he and has two penises.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 22, 2019 6:04 PM |
The sex part is the only thing I care about. Because I am a freak.
I mean, what kind of normal man wants to have sex with them? Sure, they all say they would, but I wonder.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 22, 2019 6:08 PM |
r26, maybe the man who finds them attractive isn't "normal", but so what? I imagine they might appeal to someone with a disability fetish.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 22, 2019 6:23 PM |
I don't want to think about that, R27. I'm probably scarred for life from watching Season 2 of "Goliath" . Never dreamed there was so much depravity. Now I wonder about the guy standing in front of me in the bank line, or the grocery check out. Total freaks every where.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 22, 2019 6:34 PM |
Since they have some internal organs that are separate it's entirely probable that one will die before the other. What in the world will the do if that happens and the other one continues living for whatever amount of time? Obviously if one dies that portion of their combined body will begin to deteriorate so I would think that would eventually kill the other one, but how long would it take? She'll have to just exist with a dead body attached to her until her portion of the body gives up.
It makes me wonder if they wouldn't have been better off dying at birth. That death would have been far easier to deal with than dying after they're grown up.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 22, 2019 6:35 PM |
That's what happened with Chang and Eng Bunker. Chang died, and two hours later, Eng died. They made it to 62.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 22, 2019 6:39 PM |
Do you think that they've ever given head?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 22, 2019 7:08 PM |
r31, they give heads.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 22, 2019 10:49 PM |
R30's reference could certainly apply here. With one dying and the blood exchange between the two cut off, the other would follow in death very quickly. If it had been me, I'd rather have died than live this way. Yeah, yeah, sanctity of life and all, but that idea loses its meaning to me when faced with the quality of such a life as this.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 22, 2019 10:59 PM |
If you search you can find a video online of ONE of them sucking cock.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 22, 2019 11:00 PM |
^the slutty one!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 22, 2019 11:00 PM |
One could give head while the other rims, I could see how guys would be into that.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 22, 2019 11:04 PM |
R33, but it's the only way of life they've ever known, so they probably aren't as depressed by it as you or I would be. It's like someone who has been blind or deaf from birth. They can't miss what they've never had. To them, being conjoined is just normal life.
As far as dying, it seems unlikely either could contract a fatal infection without they other having the same infection. I guess one could have a cold and the other not, although the exposure to the virus would probably lead to it spreading. On the other hand, one could have heart disease and the other not, so one dying and the other remaining alive is a possibility. If they can't be separated, then surely death would follow for the other eventually ... but not immediately. What a dreadful fate that would be.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 22, 2019 11:10 PM |
If that had been my sisters, they would have chewed one another's face off years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 22, 2019 11:28 PM |
how many tits? would be amazing if it was at least x3
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 23, 2019 12:09 AM |
If one has to throw up, the other one is going along for the ride and can't even hold her sisters hair back for her. Does each one carry a scrunchy in their pocket for emergencies like this?
If they get pulled over for speeding, which head gets the ticket? If one got her license suspended, what would the other one do? Can someone record the look on the cops face when he pulls them over?
I have so many questions... their TLC reality show a few years ago really did nothing other than show how hard it was to ride a Segway.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 23, 2019 12:39 AM |
I saw them in person last year at the Target in Roseville (a suburb between Mpls and St. Paul).
I was stunned at first, like I had stepped out of an aisle and come face to face(s) with a mythological character.
Their gait is not smooth, but not lumbering, either. They were chatting with each other as they passed by.
Then I thought, this is their normal. It’s a shock to me, but it’s who they are, and they’re just trying to get a mundane task like shopping at Target done.
I resisted the urge to stare, and then wondered how many people didn’t resist, or think to resist.
It must be really fucking tiresome to field questions and have photos and video taken without permission.
And all of us who question whether they would’ve been better off dying at birth: it’s their life and all they know of life. I think a lot of our pity or abject horror is unfounded because we can’t imagine an existence like that. But it’s not ours to question.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 23, 2019 1:01 AM |
[quote] [R33], but it's the only way of life they've ever known, so they probably aren't as depressed by it as you or I would be. It's like someone who has been blind or deaf from birth. They can't miss what they've never had. To them, being conjoined is just normal life.
All this is beside the point I was making, R37. And no, it's not like being born deaf. Their condition implies a choice from their parents, deafness doesn't. Had I been the parent, I'd have chosen differently and if I had been the child looking objectively upon the situation, that's the choice I'd have had them make. As for the rest, you don't seem to have read what I've read, so I won't bother to speak of it.
Piss off with the "it's not ours to question" attitude, R41. Sure it is, since it introduces new challenges for society as a whole and encourages us to decide what we want in it. We don't decide for them specifically, but we do macroscopically.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 23, 2019 1:13 AM |
^^Thinkers in any respect have become quite rare^^.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 23, 2019 1:23 AM |
it absolutely is not our fucking business what their parents decided, if indeed they had a legal choice.
Should it be put to a vote?
You sound bitter about something. Maybe a happiness and satisfaction in life that they share but has escaped you?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 23, 2019 2:20 AM |
[quote]Activities such as running, swimming, hair brushing and driving a car require coordinated action.
So they’re like Voltron? Or the Power Ranger Zords?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 23, 2019 9:04 AM |
I remember years ago on Howard Stern there were these female conjoined twins that were joined at the head (at the forehead).
They were actually pretty cool but Howard asked then what the hardest thing was and they replied Bowling because one likes to bowl and the other one doesn't.
I know there's video somewhere I saw it once before but I'm not going to link to it. I just can't. That would not want to see that video again.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 23, 2019 10:10 AM |
[quote] If you search you can find a video online of ONE of them sucking cock.
You're so full of shit I can smell you over my wifi
And R46 here are those sisters you spoke of. The one named Reba has changed her name to George and now identifies as a male. If I remember correctly she originally came out as a lesbian years back, so it seems she's taken her sexual identity issues on farther.
The Hensel sisters actually have it much better than these two. Only one can walk. The other one has spina-bifida and is unable to walk and is always seated in a tall rolling chair.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 23, 2019 11:48 AM |
"You're so full of shit I can smell you over my wifi "
Um, do the search loser.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 23, 2019 1:04 PM |
I won't waste my time. You post the link fool.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | December 23, 2019 1:29 PM |
The really awkward thing is, one of them has her, um, head on straight, while the other one is obviously the one who should have been absorbed or whatever.
Imagine how horribly the first treats the second.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 23, 2019 1:44 PM |
[quote] Sure it is, since it introduces new challenges for society as a whole and encourages us to decide what we want in it. We don't decide for them specifically, but we do macroscopically.
I’m not the person you’re arguing with, but this is a complete load of horseshit. You sound like Heinrich Himmler.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 23, 2019 1:47 PM |
R26 I'm sure millions of men would have sex with them. Double the pleasure, double the fun.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | December 23, 2019 1:48 PM |
Sorry, R51, didn't mean to disturb your one-inch thoughts!
by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 23, 2019 2:16 PM |
True enough, R43. As alluded to, this thread is evidence. I do applaud the couple of Instaho-worshipping, lip gloss and caftan queens who rearranged their schedules to be here. They may yet improve.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 23, 2019 2:25 PM |
Can someone pls post said blowjob clip? I searched pornhub and can’t find it.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 23, 2019 2:28 PM |
R46 You must be referring to Lori and George (née Reba). George must be the first (only?) trans conjoined-twin and according to wikipedia he also became a Mormon. Lori did not. Can you IMAGINE your conjoined twin joining a fucking cult??
by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 23, 2019 2:34 PM |
At least he didn't become a Scientologist
by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 23, 2019 2:42 PM |
I'm splitting hairs here, but which one is George, R56?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 23, 2019 2:47 PM |
R53, you didn't disturb me. I'm just embarrassed for you, is all.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | December 23, 2019 5:41 PM |
"I won't waste my time. You post the link fool. "
I'm not doing a search for what may amount to kiddie porn. I have no idea if they were 18 or not in the video/pic.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 23, 2019 6:00 PM |
I remember the BJ thing being a photoshopped photo, not a video clip. It was fake.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 23, 2019 6:03 PM |
[quote] Can someone pls post said blowjob clip? I searched pornhub and can’t find it.
You can't find it because it doesn't exist.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | December 23, 2019 6:07 PM |
[quote] No, they are just average looking for anyone conjoined or not
Well, that's too bad. A really hot two-headed man won't give them the time of day, then.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | December 23, 2019 6:09 PM |
[quote] I saw them in person last year at the Target in Roseville (a suburb between Mpls and St. Paul).
I actually grew up blocks away from that Target--it's right across from the Har-Mar Mall!
Fun fact: it was the first Target Store in the entire country (started by the old department store company Dayton's in the 1960s).
by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 23, 2019 6:13 PM |
Here ya go and yeah it's a photo. Could be a fake.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 23, 2019 6:18 PM |
[quote] Here ya go and yeah it's a photo. Could be a fake.
Could be? Is there anyone dumb enough to think it's not a fake?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 23, 2019 6:25 PM |
There deserve 2 salaries. This is why we need to bring back unions.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 23, 2019 6:26 PM |
I remember seeing the Hensel girls driving in that documentary. They both have drivers licenses. Since each twin has one corresponding leg and arm they have to work in complete unspoken harmony with each other. The twin on the right side works the gas pedal with her foot and the twin on the left side works the brakes with her foot. They both handled the steering wheel with their individual hands. It was amazing how seamlessly they operated.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 23, 2019 6:32 PM |
What if the one in charge of the brakes becomes suicidal?!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 23, 2019 8:19 PM |
[quote]You sound bitter about something. Maybe a happiness and satisfaction in life that they share but has escaped you?
Yes, I'm sure r42 is seething with envy that he can't even take a shit without his conjoined twin asking when he had corn.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 24, 2019 4:42 AM |
My dream punishment for Trump is for him to wake up conjoined with the Huckabeast - and maybe Lindsey Graham's head growing out of their shared taint for good measure.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 24, 2019 4:52 AM |
r71
Fuck you, stop making every thread about Trump. Stop threadshiting asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 24, 2019 6:59 AM |
r68
It's not fair they got a driver's license, because one of them can't drive alone. It takes two of them to do it.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | December 24, 2019 7:00 AM |
They didn't get "a" drivers license. They each got a drivers license. If they get stopped they both have to show their licenses.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | December 24, 2019 10:39 AM |
So why didn't they get one? If they get stopped and both have to show their license, then clearly two of them are driving and only one person is supposed to drive. They should not have gotten a license.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | January 20, 2020 9:43 AM |
If they share the vagina, does this mean that a man can pleasure them both at the same time?
by Anonymous | reply 76 | January 20, 2020 10:55 AM |
Yes, but the have six overies, so who knows who the baby's momma is.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | January 20, 2020 1:16 PM |
R77 It depends on whether the man shoots his load towards the left or the right!
by Anonymous | reply 78 | January 20, 2020 1:43 PM |
[quote]Imagine how horribly the first treats the second.
That would be the BEST episode of SVU EVER! “Sometimes she makes herself masturbate when she doesn’t want to.”
by Anonymous | reply 79 | January 20, 2020 2:00 PM |
[quote] You're going to hell, [R7] - and I love you for it.
S/he will. I am grateful she took one for the team.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | January 20, 2020 2:14 PM |
I’m sorry, I just can’t.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | January 20, 2020 2:27 PM |
Upper midwest babies, that pretty much says it all. Did Mommy drink thalidomide or maybe a hell of a lot of Schnapps? Or just bad Trumper genetics?
by Anonymous | reply 82 | January 20, 2020 3:29 PM |
They are two girls who share a single body. However, when you think about it, the teaching position was intended for a single person; thus, only one salary was budgeted for that position. Now, however, you have two people in that position. How would you justify double pay for one position?
by Anonymous | reply 83 | January 20, 2020 3:55 PM |
Paying them two public school teacher salaries is cheaper than litigating an ADA claim, so yeah
by Anonymous | reply 84 | January 20, 2020 3:59 PM |
What if one wants to wear flats and the other wants to wear heels?
by Anonymous | reply 85 | January 20, 2020 4:36 PM |
If they get pulled over for speeding, do they get one ticket or two? Both committed the offense, right? So shouldn't they pay double the fine?
by Anonymous | reply 86 | January 20, 2020 5:44 PM |
If one commits a crime, do they have to put up bars between them so one is in the jail cell and the other is not?
by Anonymous | reply 87 | January 20, 2020 7:30 PM |
R87, that would be a story for the ages-- if one of them commits a murder, would the innocent party implicate the other, knowing full well that she too would face punishment? Or would she keep mum even if it weighs heavily on her conscience?
by Anonymous | reply 88 | January 20, 2020 8:39 PM |
When they throw shade at a friend, are they being four faced?
by Anonymous | reply 89 | January 20, 2020 8:46 PM |
Two heads, one pussy. They are a straight gangbang dream
by Anonymous | reply 90 | January 20, 2020 8:51 PM |
Wait, they have separate stomachs? Does that mean they each have to poop at different times? Imagine being forced to get up from the couch during a really good movie because your adjacent hemisphere comes down with a case of the green apple splatters.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | January 20, 2020 9:27 PM |
If one pigs out on carbs everyday do they both get fat?
by Anonymous | reply 92 | January 20, 2020 9:29 PM |
When one of them farts, do they blame it on the other one?
by Anonymous | reply 93 | January 20, 2020 10:52 PM |
They have two stomachs that lead to a single intestinal system. I would imagine that when having a meal they would have to eat slowly or lightly since their small intestines would be working overtime to digest.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | January 20, 2020 11:26 PM |
How could one murder someone without the other knowing though? What if one wants to masturbate and the other doesn't? Still not sure how that even works with one pussy.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | January 21, 2020 5:01 AM |
What do they teach?
Can you imagine their student’s’ reactions on the first day of class?
by Anonymous | reply 97 | January 21, 2020 6:12 AM |
I wonder how many parents discreetly ask the Principal to move their kids to a different classroom.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | January 21, 2020 1:41 PM |
[quote] How would you justify double pay for one position?
Why did they get a driver's license, since clearly they both are needed to drive a car but a license is issued to one person.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | January 21, 2020 1:45 PM |
What happens if one gets a brain injury or gets brain cancer and dies?
by Anonymous | reply 101 | January 21, 2020 4:54 PM |
^The other will die a couple of hours later. After a twin died in a similar case, the other died 2 hours later. Must be really awful knowing when your twin is sick and dies that you will die shortly after too.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | January 21, 2020 5:09 PM |
R3 it’s rather her second self than her sister. These are identical twins, which means it was the exact same fertilized embryo which got copied.
It’s like a second "me“.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | January 21, 2020 7:33 PM |
[quote]That's what happened with Chang and Eng Bunker. Chang died, and two hours later, Eng died. They made it to 62.
Chang and Eng were conjoined only by a band of connective tissue but couldn't be separated because surgery wasn't advanced enough in their day.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | January 21, 2020 7:46 PM |
Actually Chang and Eng shared a liver but only slightly. Today they could have easily been seperated and the liver would've regenerated.
Chang had most likely died of a cerebral blood clot; the cause of Eng's death was left unclear. Leading theory is Eng continued to pump blood to Chang's dead body and died of the strain on his heart.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | January 23, 2020 2:11 PM |
What's interesting is that they lived in the south, Anna married pair of Southern Belles. So there are generations of people living in the south that are descended from the original Siamese
[quote] The Bunkers carved a unique place in Americans' perception of race—they were considered nonwhite but were afforded many of the privileges of whiteness, being fairly wealthy Southern slaveholders with property rights.[52]
It's strange how the South tolerated White women to marry Asian men, but even now White women marrying Black men is still taboo.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | January 24, 2020 12:52 AM |
If one feels like drinking and the other not - does she just have to accept a passive alcohol buzz or does she join in and knock them back with her sister? Who then gets the blame if they overdo it and pee themselves? Falling down drunk conjoined twinnies could be fun. Rules, boundaries, sister secrets. Have we even discussed masturbation on this thread? Sit them down and pour a few drinks. We need some answers.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | January 31, 2020 4:01 AM |
This would traumatize me if I was their student.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | January 31, 2020 4:16 AM |
R109 I don’t think I would be able to resist at least once raising my hand and shouting, “I just caught Abby peeking at Brittany’s answers!”
by Anonymous | reply 110 | January 31, 2020 4:32 AM |
I think ideally is they would find one man they both like and just take turns. Couldn’t that work?
by Anonymous | reply 111 | January 31, 2020 4:36 AM |
Two heads, one vagina r111. Could they still be virgin/s?
by Anonymous | reply 112 | January 31, 2020 4:43 AM |
I swear I remember reading once that one of them was engaged and the other one wasn’t. I guess it was just a joke. It worked because I laughed my ass off.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | January 31, 2020 4:48 AM |
thats an urban legend r113.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | January 31, 2020 4:51 AM |
I'm trying to wrap my head around the fact that they are two separate brains, each controlling one side of their body, yet when they're at their computer, they can type as if they're one. Do they tell each other what word they're going to type, or do they communicate nonverbally?
by Anonymous | reply 115 | January 31, 2020 5:07 AM |