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Cute grifter Dad has a GoFundMe for Christmas

No medical emergency. No huge family tragedy. But, he wants to give his sons the best Christmas ever. Over $2000 has been raised and the amount will go up before Christmas gets here.

What I would like to know is, just how much does a "best Christmas ever" for two little kids cost? I don't think my parents ever spent $1000 on us at Christmas let alone 2 grand.

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by Anonymousreply 271Last Thursday at 7:15 PM

This is like Frau-nip for the Hallmark-watching, Ginny in Billing types.

by Anonymousreply 112/12/2019

What's worse, these conjobs on GoFundMe or the dumbasses who give them money?

by Anonymousreply 212/12/2019

And he brings up politics and how he loved George Bush? 10 bucks says he is a closet Trumpiter.

by Anonymousreply 312/12/2019

Hey, He raised more money than that aspiring NFL/MMA fighter that wants everyone to pay for his move to Las Vegas.

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by Anonymousreply 412/12/2019

Unbelievable. How much you wanna bet he buys a big screen tv for “family” time?

Not seen on Instagram: him locking the kids in the attic while he watches football on his new home theater.

by Anonymousreply 512/12/2019

Or is using the money to support his meth habit. The whole story seems borderline to me.

by Anonymousreply 612/12/2019

I'm actually touched. I would give money if I had it.

by Anonymousreply 712/12/2019

Suckers! Dad will be enjoying his new play-station, 57 inch new flat screen and Cuban cigars on the backs of Fraus. Wont be the last time kids get pimped out either.

by Anonymousreply 812/12/2019

What would be going too far for GoFundMe?

by Anonymousreply 912/12/2019

Would love to know why his wife of 12 years “left”. $2000 does seem awful high to have as a goal.

I selected a little girl from the Salvation Army’s Angel Tree. I purchased a coat, shoes, clothes and toys for her, and only spent maybe $150. Granted, not the best Christmas ever, but I don’t know her or her situation, and I’m on a budget, too.

by Anonymousreply 1012/12/2019

Not his first

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by Anonymousreply 1112/13/2019

Deplorable - both the dad and the donors.

by Anonymousreply 1212/13/2019

I must be getting soft in my old age because even though he's a grifter who's probably on meth, I think his family is adorable.

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by Anonymousreply 1412/13/2019

Money laundering.

by Anonymousreply 1512/13/2019

When the $2,000 goal was reached, he raised it to $3,000.

I don't understand why people give away money to strangers for no good reason. Yet they probably complain endlessly about "the libs" taxing them to support "welfare queens." 🙄

by Anonymousreply 1612/13/2019

Where's Mom?

by Anonymousreply 1712/13/2019

He could make some serious coin by escorting.

by Anonymousreply 1812/13/2019

Bet he gets hit on by some of his Lyft passengers, male and female.

by Anonymousreply 1912/13/2019

Shit Deplorables Do.

The IRS should audit him. Do they have a tip line?

by Anonymousreply 2012/13/2019

get a better job white trash

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by Anonymousreply 2212/13/2019

They should, R20.

by Anonymousreply 2312/13/2019

Good for him. If you can get dumbasses to give you money, more power to you.

by Anonymousreply 2412/13/2019

DL, I think we've found Todd of Vaguebook!

by Anonymousreply 2512/13/2019

Outside malls here in Massachusetts, there are young, hot looking guys holding WILL WORK FOR FOOD or OUT OF WORK I HAVE KIDS signs while walking among the stopped traffic.

Meanwhile, there are WE'RE HIRING signs in nearly every store in the malls.

by Anonymousreply 2612/13/2019

Well that doesn't mean anything R26. Some trendy teen clothing store is not going to higher an old man (in their eyes) to be a entry level sales person.

by Anonymousreply 2712/13/2019

R27, There are jobs in stores other than sales positions.

by Anonymousreply 2812/13/2019

Meh, good for him. He's just taking advantage of idiots, and there's nothing wrong with that. That's the price they pay for being stupid. As Barnum said, there's a sucker born every minute.

by Anonymousreply 2912/13/2019

How much money would he get if he was fat?

How much money would he get if he was black?


by Anonymousreply 3012/13/2019

How much for him to present hole?

by Anonymousreply 3112/13/2019

r20 I wonder if it's considered taxable income. Gifts are not taxable to the recipient, but I don't know if this would qualify.

by Anonymousreply 3212/13/2019

Are there no workhouses?

by Anonymousreply 3312/13/2019

Why doesn't he sell his ass? He'd get more than enough.

I'd find prostitution worthwhile, for no shame.

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by Anonymousreply 3512/13/2019

He should earn it. There's always Chaturbate.

by Anonymousreply 3612/13/2019

Dad has gay eyes.

by Anonymousreply 3712/13/2019

So if I represent myself as a trumpster and beg form money I can get money for free? No tax penalty and no responsiblilty to report it or how I use it?

by Anonymousreply 3812/13/2019

OMG R11 his SECOND GFM in 2019!!! FUCK HIM!!

by Anonymousreply 3912/13/2019

Relax R39. He's obviously found something he's good at and is sticking with it.

by Anonymousreply 4012/13/2019

[quote] Meanwhile, there are WE'RE HIRING signs in nearly every store in the malls.

That doesn’t mean they hire everyone, you heartless prick. Job applicants get screened for criminal records and substance abuse. People are rejected because of their wardrobe or lack of education. Do you really think people begging for work in the parking lot are, what, too dumb? Lazy? To go inside and apply for work? What an asshole you must be in real life. Those are likely homeless people or damn close to it if they’re begging for work in a parking lot.

I give up. This world is nothing but heartless psychos brimming with hate. Merry fucking Christmas and don’t forget to work until you drop dead.

by Anonymousreply 4112/13/2019

You have to wonder why the wife left and if she actually is not in the children's lives. Here's my take - he's a weekender dad and can't afford his rent and lifestyle without his wife's income.

The wife did not walk away and abandon those kids. That's such a rare and unlikely scenario. She probably caught him fucking around while she was at work.

by Anonymousreply 4212/13/2019

It seems he's got a twitter of over 50K followers. And he slams Trump on it.

by Anonymousreply 4312/13/2019

R41, Oh, Mary!

by Anonymousreply 4412/13/2019

I wonder how many of those who donated are gay men?

by Anonymousreply 4512/13/2019

These same people wouldn't give $1 to a homeless man with kids living in a car.

by Anonymousreply 4612/13/2019

R10, bless you. Don’t know my Bible as well as some being a cradle Episcopalian (insert joke here - but I will say hello in the liquor store), but there is the passage of how favored was the poor widow’s mite because, for her, it was a true sacrifice and how pleasing it was in the eyes of God. xoxo

by Anonymousreply 4712/13/2019

Wouldn't it be hilarious if he's actually a gay man and those are his sister's kids.

by Anonymousreply 4812/13/2019

He's seemingly not a Deplorable. He's constantly Tweeting "Fuck Trump!" all the time.

However, I think he's just a grifting user who pretends to be part of The Resistance in order to get Liberals to give him money.

His Twitter hatred for Trump just seems thrown in there in-between grifts.

I stopped following him because of all of his whining posts about his evil wife and how she destroyed his family.

by Anonymousreply 4912/13/2019

Grifters and Deplorables (is there any difference?) will use progressives and liberals to take as much money as they can for them because they see them as easy prey. They have no sense of moral guilt for doing so, just like the have no sense of empathy for anyone other than their immediate family or what affects them personally.

by Anonymousreply 5012/13/2019

Horrible. Who cares if he has cute kids! Those monsters who tortured all their kids dressed them up in matching outfits .

Maybe Andrea Yates should have had a gofundme for bath toys. ..ll

by Anonymousreply 5112/13/2019

R49: "I have a strong passion for politics, having been involved in campaigns, meeting George W. Bush..."

Not a deplorable, but definitely a Republican. Probably saying stuff about Trump because he knows that sells. Depolorables don't have the disposable income they wish they had, so it can't be them donating!

by Anonymousreply 5212/13/2019

Most importantly is he cut or uncut?

by Anonymousreply 5312/13/2019

[quote] I stopped following him because of all of his whining posts about his evil wife and how she destroyed his family.

Poor guy probably has a micro penis and his wife left him for a guy who could satisfy her.

by Anonymousreply 5412/13/2019

[quote] Dad has gay eyes.

Just the eyes, dear?

by Anonymousreply 5512/13/2019

I'm sure I could help him earn some money like an honest man.

by Anonymousreply 5612/13/2019

You just know he sits around whining about "illegals taking all our jobs away". And if someone were to actually offer him a job in, say a warehouse, he'd turn it down saying it was beneath him or his snowflake back couldn't handle it. He's shameless and the people enabling him are idiots.

by Anonymousreply 5712/13/2019

I sort of agree with R57. Why on earth would I donate money to him? This youthful daddy needs a swift, hard spank on his ass. We all have to deal with the trials, tribulations and pitfalls of life - what makes him special?

by Anonymousreply 5812/13/2019

If he can't spare money on some gifts for his two sons, he probably shouldn't have had two sons in the first place.

by Anonymousreply 5912/13/2019

Respect the GoFundMe for the 30's detective with 5 kids who was just killed in NJ. He was known in his neighborhood for always helping out those who needed anything mechanical fixed et al. A true angel.

by Anonymousreply 6012/13/2019

Dylan's typical tweet in-between grifting:

[quote]I am disgusted every single day that we have such a shitty fucking leader in Donald Trump.

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by Anonymousreply 6112/14/2019

[quote]I immediately lose my appetite and want to hurl at the sight or sound of Donald Trump. Anyone else suffer from this?

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by Anonymousreply 6212/14/2019

He seems fake to me.

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by Anonymousreply 6312/14/2019

At least he can afford a nice haircut and styling gel.

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by Anonymousreply 6412/14/2019

Odd, part of him looks boyish yet sounds like a man but behaves like a spoiled child who wants others to pay for his spaw. So confusing.

by Anonymousreply 6512/14/2019

Someone explain go fund me to me. So I can post a go fund me so I can buy my kids a 2000 Christmas present, people donate and I have no responsibility on how I spend the funds or tax responsibility??

by Anonymousreply 6612/14/2019

Go fund me caused a huge rift in my family. My cousins daughter died in a car accident,and all of a sudden his wife (a fat frau we all hate) puts up a go fund me for the funeral. The girl had insurance through her job,a husband,etc. My family,respectable white trash,were appalled . Words were excjanged,and now half arent talking to the other half ! if MY family looks down on a go fund me,thats saying a lot !

by Anonymousreply 6712/14/2019

Go fund me was originally I think for people raising money for new startup and products, and it still does. But they allowed people to do charity for people who lost someone in a tragedy. But it quickly morphed into celebs on the down and out, porn stars short on blow and grifter dads who dont bother to save money for their kids until a month before Christmas.

by Anonymousreply 6812/14/2019

That guy is not hot. He's wearing that hat for a reason.

by Anonymousreply 6912/14/2019

I like you, R47. Merry Christmas and see you at the bottle shop!

by Anonymousreply 7012/14/2019

He was raised by Evangelicals. That makes my skin crawl.

by Anonymousreply 7112/14/2019

Its all so vulgar and tacky. It's a bad trend for America.

by Anonymousreply 7212/14/2019

Everything is vulgar and tacky now. Look who's in the White House. Look at television. Look at what passes for "celebrity" these days. No one has any class or integrity anymore.

by Anonymousreply 7312/14/2019

So, if he meets his current goal, will he just raise it again? I’m betting if he gets extra, it won’t be donated to charity.

by Anonymousreply 7412/14/2019

[quote] I’m betting if he gets extra, it won’t be donated to charity.

If he keeps getting more and more, he can go on Tinder and boast he's wealthy.

by Anonymousreply 7512/14/2019

What a bunch of shit.

by Anonymousreply 7612/14/2019

Looks smart!

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by Anonymousreply 7712/15/2019

#BeardLife !

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by Anonymousreply 7812/15/2019

Soon to be "DL Fave Dylan Michael Smith!"

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by Anonymousreply 7912/15/2019

There's a guy on GoFundMe who first had a sister stricken with cancer. Needs money.

Then he wanted to visit his daughter for her birthday. Needs money.

Does GoFundMe even monitor this baloney?

by Anonymousreply 8012/15/2019

Grifter dad on Go Fund Me gets 3,000 dollars and I cant even get a free cup of coffee from Starbucks.

by Anonymousreply 8112/17/2019

^^^ You should ask for "Money for Starbucks" by creating a GoFundMe account.

by Anonymousreply 8212/17/2019

Can I start a GoFuckOff campaign?

by Anonymousreply 8312/17/2019

Stuck at $2100, so he's pushing for more.

"I know toys aren’t a big deal to us adults, but they are to a four year old and twelve year old.

Anything donated will be used to make Carter and Braedon have a great Christmas 😊

Thank you!"

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by Anonymousreply 8412/19/2019 brazen. Reminds me of the bums on the street who say 'what are you cheap?'

by Anonymousreply 8512/19/2019

He can't give 2 kids a spectacular Christmas with $2100?!

by Anonymousreply 8612/19/2019

Geeeez, I only wish my parents spent half as much on me for Christmas when I was young. Even by today's standard, the average US citizen spend just under $1,000 on Christmas presents TOTAL. That for the entire family friends and spouse if you have one.

by Anonymousreply 8712/20/2019

Being saddled with names like Carter and Braedon, I think those kids deserve as much financial compensation as their parents can afford.

by Anonymousreply 8812/20/2019

Exactly R86

He must be mad he can't pocket as much for himself as he was hoping...

by Anonymousreply 8912/20/2019

His gold digging seems to have a limit.

by Anonymousreply 9012/20/2019

Id give him $100 if he let me come all over his face .

by Anonymousreply 9112/20/2019

gross on so many levels. you can give two kids an amazing x-mas with $400-500 and a lot of love.

this makes me want to quit America.

by Anonymousreply 9212/20/2019

I noted this comment on his GoFundMe:

[quote]Best of luck. As a single mom of 3 I know the stress and worry to provide. I love your twitter posts keep them coming. All the best to you and your boys. Themonkeysbanana

She's stressed out about providing for her kids, yet she's donating $20 to this idiot who can't manage his money? These people are too stupid to be breeding.

by Anonymousreply 9312/20/2019

If he wasn't cute, no one would care. Or donate.

by Anonymousreply 9412/20/2019

[quote]What if Donald Trump leads to no further Republican Presidents? What if he’s the last one? Was he worth it?

A true Resistor!

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by Anonymousreply 9512/20/2019

If he were a bottom, I'd be happy to raise his family with him.

by Anonymousreply 9612/20/2019

[quote]Nancy Pelosi inviting Donald Trump to deliver the SOTU two days after impeaching him is the ultimate fucking trolling.

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by Anonymousreply 9712/20/2019

It’s only a few days until Christmas. Shouldn’t he end it, cash in and buy the presents by now? All the good stuff will be sold out (don’t know what the hot toys are this year) and the best sales are over. Something really off with all of this. Need to check his Instagram or Twitter on Christmas Day and see what shows up.

by Anonymousreply 9812/20/2019

[quote]Deb Warner donated $50

[quote]Hi Dylan, I was raised by a single mom and we were so fortunate to receive help from relatives, especially around the holidays. So happy to help and see many of our Twitter family is there for you. You are an amazing Dad, it’s not easy to ask for help but glad you did for your boys.

All women named Deb are Fraus, right?

by Anonymousreply 9912/21/2019

Only $2250 raised. Those kids are going to have lousy Christmas because of you cheap cunt$.

by Anonymousreply 10012/24/2019

It's Christmas Eve and the GFM is still open for business. I'm shocked (shocked!) that apparently he isn't really using that money for his kids' presents after all.

by Anonymousreply 10112/24/2019

GFM is still runninig so it's not too late to make a grifter's dreams come true.

by Anonymousreply 10212/25/2019

I’d give him ten bucks to show hole

by Anonymousreply 10312/25/2019

$2000 for 2 tickets to Star Wars, 4 toys and some candy??

by Anonymousreply 10412/25/2019

5pm on Christmas afternoon and STILL grifting:

[quote]Merry Christmas to everyone! I have reached 75% of the goal for my boys, only 25% left to go! Thank you all for the kind words and donations😊

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by Anonymousreply 10512/25/2019

Maybe he'll get pancreatic cancer and die before he gets to use any of it. They need to stop GoFundMe shit. Do they have to pay taxes on this crap?

by Anonymousreply 10612/25/2019

People are stupid if they can't see he is pocketing the money. Christmas evening and that bum is still trying to hustle more donations for "Christmas gifts"? From where? The 24/7 gas station?

Why isn't anyone pointing that out? Any person that genuinely needed help wouldn't have asked for 2 grand, let alone raising it to 3, and kept it open beyond a few days leading to Christmas, if it was truly for Christmas gifts.

His account should be flagged for fraud.

by Anonymousreply 10712/25/2019

Christmas Day is almost over. We're still waiting on the gifts, Pop.

by Anonymousreply 10812/25/2019

Maybe he's waiting until January 7. You know, Orthodox Christmas. That way he can squeeze a few more dollars out of fools.

by Anonymousreply 10912/25/2019

He should give the money to this woman and her kids.

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by Anonymousreply 11012/25/2019

He's getting grey hair and is blaming it on Trump.

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by Anonymousreply 11112/30/2019

Somebody donated $100 the day after Christmas. 🙄

by Anonymousreply 11212/30/2019

Hey, you might have a chance with Grifter Dad:

[quote]I’ll take one for the team, because I love my country so fucking much: I will give Donald Trump a blowjob so we can get Republicans to vote to remove him from office.

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by Anonymousreply 11312/30/2019

This post is so suspicious. Not just the fraud GoFundMe, but it being posted here, with a million tags to his photos. No one cares to look at your scheming con artist face "Dylan".

Trying to rope in money from gay men like you do women. No one is falling for it loser.

by Anonymousreply 11412/30/2019

The wife sure had enough of him.

by Anonymousreply 11512/30/2019

I thought guy in the first picture was 90s model Joel West (below) but I see from the other pictures that he is a mere mortal.

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by Anonymousreply 11612/30/2019

[quote]Happy New Year to everyone! I have reached 78% of the goal for my boys, only 22% left to go! Thank you all for the kind words and donations😊

Still going almost a week after Xmas...

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by Anonymousreply 11712/31/2019

Does GoFundMe not let you end it unless you meet your goal? If so, he's really sweating about now.

by Anonymousreply 11812/31/2019

I hope it doesn't get completed. I will continue to report this con artist, as should other users. This guy is a scumbag. If for some reason it does go through, he better have proof it was used correctly, because that can be reported as well.

by Anonymousreply 11912/31/2019

Cut him some slack. He's a single dad, and I understand how difficult is to raise children alone --without any other loved one to support you. Plus, it's the holidays: the season of giving. (And he's totally cute.)

by Anonymousreply 12012/31/2019

Those Blue Eyes - 🥰😍😘

by Anonymousreply 12112/31/2019

[quote] Cut him some slack.

He's probably already cut.

by Anonymousreply 12212/31/2019

JFC he's still at it two weeks after Xmas.

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by Anonymousreply 12301/06/2020

He's going to keep on doing it because it's paid off.

He's cute but he's not that cute. Why can't he shop at Goodwill for his kids toys like everyone else? You get creative.

by Anonymousreply 12401/06/2020

My daughter’s coach died suddenly (I suspect drug overdose.) Nice guy, we were all totally shocked. He had a non-working spouse and two small children and a $800,000 house. (We live in CA.) He was a self employed, small time contractor.

His wife started a GoFundMe. It’s a small community, rather blue collar so not a lot of money sloshing around. I can’t imagine the humiliation would be worth the few bucks she might have made.

Plus, what about life insurance? You mean to tell me some guy who’s the sole breadwinner for a family of 4 had no life insurance?!

And if you’re living on such thin margins, why do you have a non-working spouse, 2 kids you can’t afford, and a $800,000 house?

by Anonymousreply 12501/06/2020

[quote]Hello everyone!!😊 I have reached 83% of the goal for my boys, only $490 left to go. Thank you all so much for the kind words and donations.

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by Anonymousreply 12601/11/2020

Wal-mart has layaway...what exactly did the kids need? And what about next year when he feels he has to top this year?

by Anonymousreply 12701/11/2020

If he wasn’t so greedy he’d have the money by now. Is it true that you don’t get to keep it till the money is fully raised?

by Anonymousreply 12801/11/2020

Kids, Christmas is going to be late this year, like really late. I just couldn't beg enough money in time. Some people think I need to get an actual J.O.B. as opposed to driving Uber 2X a week.

by Anonymousreply 12901/11/2020

Last Christmas 🎄 I gave you my ❤️ , the very next day they took my GoFundMe away ....

by Anonymousreply 13001/11/2020

[quote] Is it true that you don’t get to keep it till the money is fully raised?

I think that's Kickstarter.

How does he justify keeping his GoFundMe going when Christmas is over?

by Anonymousreply 13101/11/2020

[quote] How does he justify keeping his GoFundMe going when Christmas is over?

Grifters don't feel the need to justify keeping money that isn't theirs.

by Anonymousreply 13201/11/2020

Looking cuter than ever but sad.

Also, still needs $450 for the Xmas gifts.

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by Anonymousreply 13302/01/2020

JFC. Maybe he lives in the house down the block because they've STILL got their goddam Christmas Tree up.

by Anonymousreply 13402/01/2020

He got almost all of his goal.

A GoFundMe goal is just a goal. You get whatever (minus fees) every so often. Most are closed at some point but some grifters keep that shit open indefinitely.

by Anonymousreply 13502/01/2020

Is he planning another Go Fund Me Page for Easter?

by Anonymousreply 13602/01/2020

Lol. “I’m a single dad who just wants to give my kids the best Easter ever . . .”

by Anonymousreply 13702/01/2020

[quote]Johnny fucking Depp. Love him even more right now. Nothing but love, respect for him. The man was abused by Amber Heard, lost part of a finger AND was made out to be the abuser by Heard. The public thought he was an abuser. All along he stayed cool Johnny. #JusticeForJohnnyDepp

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by Anonymousreply 13802/02/2020

[quote]Johnny fucking Depp. a huge part of so many peoples lives. One of, if not the greatest, to ever be on screen. His ability to play so many different roles and characters is unmatched. In real life, he’s always been cool and kind. He was living in hell. Stand with Johnny, everyone.

Was Dylan married to another Amber Heard?

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by Anonymousreply 13902/02/2020

This guy is unbelievable. They need to make a Lifetime movie about him. Dirty Dylan.

by Anonymousreply 14002/02/2020

I wish he'd show peen.

by Anonymousreply 14102/02/2020

[quote]It was fucking nuts that Americans supported Donald Trump the first time. The second time? After a crime spree, nothing but lies, hatred? Still supporting the impeached Donald Trump. Wake up, Trumpers. You’re in a cult. #AnyoneButTrump2020 #WednesdayThoughts #Trump2020

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by Anonymousreply 14202/19/2020

He also posted some pro-gay stuff the other day.

by Anonymousreply 14302/19/2020

[quote]Medical records for a nearly 80 year old man-who recently had a heart attack-ARE NOT comparable to birtherism. Ask Barack Obama wtf he went through. He was attacked by Republicans for being black! Big fucking mistake by Sanders campaign.

Dylan is not a BernieBro!

Makes him even hotter!

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by Anonymousreply 14402/19/2020

I see a loser leech. Who gives a shit about this worthless bum?

by Anonymousreply 14502/19/2020

He's straight and hot!

by Anonymousreply 14602/19/2020

[quote] He's straight and hot!

The mark of approval from most DLers.

by Anonymousreply 14702/19/2020

Dylan hates Bernie Bros:

[quote]I don’t fucking understand someone saying they can’t stand Trump but won’t vote unless it’s their candidate. Makes no fucking sense at all.

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by Anonymousreply 14803/04/2020

How is he going to pay for the boys' Easter gifts????????

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by Anonymousreply 14903/04/2020

R149, Meet R136.

by Anonymousreply 15003/04/2020
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by Anonymousreply 15103/05/2020

Dylan turned 38 yesterday!

[quote]Today is my 38th birthday and all I want is a new fucking president. Can’t get that today for my birthday, though. I can wait until November and I’m going to help in every fucking way possible to make sure Donald Trump loses. Won’t you?

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by Anonymousreply 15203/09/2020

Dylan has such shrewd political insight!

[quote]All that matters is removing the impeached fucking criminal from our White House. Don’t you agree? #TrumpNotFitForOffice #AnyoneButTrump2020

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by Anonymousreply 15303/09/2020

[quote]I still cannot fucking believe we elected a fucking scam artist to the White House. I mean, how stupid are we? By we, I don’t mean me. I would never vote for that fucking moron.

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by Anonymousreply 15403/10/2020

R154, Pot calling the kettle black much?

by Anonymousreply 15503/10/2020

Good point, R155!

by Anonymousreply 15603/10/2020

[quote] How does he justify keeping his GoFundMe going when Christmas is over?

It's almost as if Christmas occurs annually and money worries don't just vanish overnight. That money is going to help him pay for whatever they need.

The guy is begging for money to help his kids. That's not grifting and anyone who has ever needed money knows how humiliating it is to ask for it.

This thread is lame.

by Anonymousreply 15703/10/2020

[quote]We are stuck on the Titanic, people still screaming how great the Titanic is, as it fucking sinks. The Titanic is Donald Trump, FYI.

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by Anonymousreply 15803/12/2020

R157, considering what people ask me for on OkCupid, I think there's a sizeable population out there who are not ashamed of much at all.

by Anonymousreply 15903/12/2020

[quote]I knew this, I called it. Hillary Clinton knew this, she called it. Barack Obama knew this, he fucking called it. Eminem? He knew this, he called it. John McCain knew this, too. He tried to fucking tell us: Donald is a horrible fucking person and even worse fucking President.

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by Anonymousreply 16003/12/2020

[quote]He is both the dumbest and the most corrupt, making him the shittiest President ever fucking ever. Who agrees Donald is, by far, the worst ever?

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by Anonymousreply 16103/12/2020

He has gayface. I'd say he had bi-face but his eyes would have to be smaller and close together.

by Anonymousreply 16203/12/2020

HOT new video!

[quote]Donald Trump is just the latest in a long line of Republicans who fuck shit up. When will we learn?#DumpTrump #DumpTrump2020 #AnyoneButTrump2020 #CoronaOutbreak

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by Anonymousreply 16303/12/2020


[quote]Donald Trump is just the latest in a long line of Republicans who fuck shit up. When will we learn?#DumpTrump #DumpTrump2020 #AnyoneButTrump2020 #CoronaOutbreak

(Once more with feeling)

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by Anonymousreply 16403/13/2020

[quote]Just as George W. Bush enjoyed walking into office riding the economic wave of Bill Clinton, Donald Trump enjoyed the same thing, riding the Obama wave. That wave is so fucking gone now. All that’s left now is an ineffective, unintelligent, morally bankrupt man. Worst POTUS ever!

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by Anonymousreply 16503/13/2020

If he really wants to help his kids start an onlyfans and show off that manhole!

by Anonymousreply 16603/13/2020

[quote]Have you ever seen more stupidity and criminality in one fucking person? I’m talking about Donald Trump, but I’m sure you already knew that.

[quote]I have yet to see Donald Trump do anything other than react in a fucked up way to fucked up situations. Charlottesville. MAGA bomber. White supremacy. Immigrants. Coronavirus. Donald ain’t a fucking leader. You know it, I know it, the whole fucking world knows it.

At least Cute Grifter Dad is playing on the right political team!

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by Anonymousreply 16703/14/2020

[quote]He thought Obama’s birth certificate was fake and that coronavirus is fake and you know what? You’re a fake fucking leader, @realDonaldTrump We all see you.

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by Anonymousreply 16803/15/2020

Dylan just got a YouTube channel!

He looks really hot in this pic.

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by Anonymousreply 16903/16/2020

Dylan talks about Rubio spelling it "Marshall Law."

Is Dylan a DLer?

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by Anonymousreply 17003/16/2020

[quote]He fucking failed.

[quote]Not for the first time, not for the last time, but he failed.

[quote]Donald Trump refused to acknowledge the coronavirus. He called it a hoax. People were dying and he called it a hoax.

[quote]He is no leader. He is a troll. He is a divider. He is a bully.

[quote]A leader? Fuck no.

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by Anonymousreply 17103/17/2020

His forehead 11s are getting worse every time he makes that expression. Who does he think he is, Jadon Smith?

by Anonymousreply 17203/17/2020

Second video!

Would anyone be subscribing to him if he wasn't hot?

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by Anonymousreply 17303/17/2020

Dylan is SUCH a fucking DataLounger!!!

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by Anonymousreply 17403/18/2020

He looks like a smoker.

by Anonymousreply 17503/18/2020

[quote]This is all Donald Trumps fucking fault, watch me explain.#DumpTrump2020 #TrumpPandemic #TrumpVirus #TrumpLiedPeopleDied

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by Anonymousreply 17603/19/2020

Dylan makes his hair look so nice in his videos.

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by Anonymousreply 17703/19/2020

R170, Dylan Smitty? More like Dylan Titty, amirite?

by Anonymousreply 17803/19/2020

I wonder if he knows about his rabid gay following.

I wonder if he will start gay-baiting soon to get more views and Likes.

by Anonymousreply 17903/19/2020

You can't see his Madonna gap-teeth here.

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by Anonymousreply 18003/19/2020

How will Dylan spend his $1,200.00 Corona check?

by Anonymousreply 18103/19/2020

1) New haircut.

2) Cigarettes.

3) New Dallas Cowboys shirts.

4) Easter gifts for the boys.

by Anonymousreply 18203/19/2020

[quote]Did you know? Donald Trump and the #CorruptGOP don’t give a fuck about you or me.#VoteThemAllOut2020 #DumpTrump #LockThemAllUp #ResignNowBurr #CoronaCrisis

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by Anonymousreply 18303/20/2020

We're STILL waiting on the goddam Christmas presents, Old Man!

by Anonymousreply 18403/20/2020

Daddy is HAWT. Rim that for days .

by Anonymousreply 18503/20/2020

I hope he dies of the Kung Flu 😷

by Anonymousreply 18603/21/2020

[quote]It’s not fucking fair. Saying “I told you so” to Trump supporters now that Trump has shown to be a complete fuckup has no joy as we now deal with a pandemic and no leadership. Fucking fuck. We need leadership so fucking bad. We have none.

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by Anonymousreply 18703/21/2020

Look at his jacket: Dylan is a Lyft driver in San Antonio!

I wondered why he's done most of his Twitter (and now YouTube) videos in his vehicle. Mystery solved!

Working hard to get the boys those Easter gifts!

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by Anonymousreply 18903/23/2020

I'm glad he's on our side

by Anonymousreply 19003/23/2020

He needs to show us his furry pink hole.

by Anonymousreply 19103/23/2020

[quote]Voting for Donald Trump?! Please, don’t be that fucking stupid. #DumpTrump2020 #AnyoneButTrump2020

BTW, Dylan hasn't posted about his boys since he achieved their Christmas gifts goal.

Now he's a full-time YouTuber/Uber-er!

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by Anonymousreply 19203/25/2020

[quote]“Donald Trump wins re-election” could be the headline in November if we don’t vote. Are you voting? Me? Fuck yes. My life may depend on it.

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by Anonymousreply 19303/28/2020

How are Dylan and the kids set for toilet paper?

by Anonymousreply 19403/28/2020

Dylan got mail today.

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by Anonymousreply 19503/28/2020

[quote]The fucking truth? Americans are dead and dying because of Donald Trump. #DumpTrump #TrumpGenocide #TrumpPressConf #TrumpVirusCoverup #TrumpLiesAboutCoronavirus

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by Anonymousreply 19603/30/2020

Dylan is so sexy in this video grooving along to Eminem!

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by Anonymousreply 19703/30/2020

Enough about the orange turd time to present his hairy pink hole.

by Anonymousreply 19803/30/2020

[quote]Are you better off than you were four years ago? Fuck no. Why? Donald Fucking Trump. That’s why.#DumpTrump2020 #TrumpVirus #Trumpdemic #TrumpGenocide #TrumpIsTheWORSTPresidentEVER

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by Anonymousreply 19904/01/2020

Fuck, no!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 20004/01/2020

I'm willing to bet that Dylan wasn't in great shape four years ago.

by Anonymousreply 20104/01/2020

Probably did not have a nice haircut either.

by Anonymousreply 20204/01/2020

No new GoFundMe for Easter?

by Anonymousreply 20304/01/2020

No mention of Easter, birthdays, Disney World...

Dylan is a YouTuber now and he's gotta feed the beast!

He never mentions the boys on his Twitter anymore and certainly not on his hot new YouTube channel.

by Anonymousreply 20404/01/2020

Does Dylan dye his hair?

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by Anonymousreply 20504/06/2020

Is he just like just completely trolling to get Trump haters to give him money? His entire account is only shitting on Trump and full of left-wing talking points and buzzwords. He's like an exact parody of how all right-wingers say how over the top Liberals act.

by Anonymousreply 20604/06/2020

He appears to be always in his vehicle. Where could grifter dad be driving while most of the nation is in quarantine?

by Anonymousreply 20704/06/2020

Maybe he lives in his car.

by Anonymousreply 20804/06/2020

I would donate to see his Mussy

by Anonymousreply 20904/06/2020

As noted above, Dylan is an Uber driver.

by Anonymousreply 21004/06/2020

How soon before he starts gay-baiting so guys start sending him money?

by Anonymousreply 21104/06/2020

R210, How many passengers has he hooked up with?

by Anonymousreply 21204/06/2020

Enough guys to pay for new Halloween costumes!

by Anonymousreply 21304/06/2020

A shirtless push up video posted yesterday. No abs, but definitely a fuckable body.

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by Anonymousreply 21404/07/2020

R206 Bingo.

by Anonymousreply 21504/07/2020

[quote]Barack Obama took better care of Donald Trump supporters than Donald Trump.

I think Dylan is finally having to cut his own hair!

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by Anonymousreply 21604/11/2020

No more squabbling about Bernie!

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by Anonymousreply 21704/11/2020

His forehead looks like a Klingon Sharpei.

by Anonymousreply 21804/11/2020

[quote]The scariest fucking thing? The Republican evangelicals think that the crazier shit gets with Trump, the more people that die, the closer we are getting to seeing Jesus and the apocalypse. They WANT this shit. Fucking insane.

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by Anonymousreply 21904/11/2020

It's ALL Trumps fault. (no apostrophe)

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by Anonymousreply 22004/17/2020

If he let me fuck his hole, I'd be content to ignore any spelling or grammar errors he ever makes.

by Anonymousreply 22104/17/2020

Reminder of Dylan's cute body...

Does he know about the gay men watching him?

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by Anonymousreply 22204/17/2020

If he let me rim his hole, I'd be content to ignore any spelling or grammar errors he ever makes.

by Anonymousreply 22304/17/2020
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by Anonymousreply 22404/18/2020

[quote]The single greatest duty of any President is to protect the American people and Donald Trump has fucking failed to do that. It’s not about left, right, blue, red. Donald Trump is a dangerous leader because he doesn’t put US first, he puts himself first. We deserve so much better.

Hopefully, Dylan's boys will have a better Xmas 2020.

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by Anonymousreply 22504/18/2020

He can only do 10 pushups at r222 (and not even good ones at that)? What a little weakie.

by Anonymousreply 22604/19/2020

That may be true, but his posts are very profound. So many words of wisdom.

by Anonymousreply 22704/19/2020

Is Dylan dating?

by Anonymousreply 22804/19/2020

Does he have time? All that Ubering to make money for Xmas 2020, plus on Twitter nonstop bashing Trump, plus the YouTube channel...

I wonder if his wife left him because of his homosexuality.

by Anonymousreply 22904/19/2020

I like to think he has a full bush.

by Anonymousreply 23004/19/2020

[quote]Do conservatives talk about “owning the libs” because they can’t own slaves anymore?!

He's starting to seem like a stealth dissent troll.

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by Anonymousreply 23104/20/2020

Gaze into Dylan's eyes in this clip, gayz.

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by Anonymousreply 23204/22/2020

[quote]Maybe all of the racist fuckers in the country will stop being so racist now that they’ve seen the black man do it far fucking better than the racist, Donald Trump.

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by Anonymousreply 23304/25/2020

This is NOT a reality tv show!

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by Anonymousreply 23404/26/2020
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by Anonymousreply 23504/27/2020

My parents never paid $100 on me & my sister combined for Christmas

by Anonymousreply 23604/27/2020

[quote]Who the fuck wants four more years of this shit?! Not me. #DumpTrump2020 #TrumpIsUnfit #Biden2020 #Trump2020

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by Anonymousreply 23705/04/2020

He needs to cut a hole in that mask so I can fuck his mouth.

by Anonymousreply 23805/04/2020

[quote]As a 38 year old man, I’ve worked out a lot more the past few years, trying to keep my body in shape! Oh, I also do it to distract from dumbfuck Donald. He’s really fucked up our country. Big time. #DumpTrump2020 #fitness #FitnessMotivation #WednesdayVibes #HumpDay

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by Anonymousreply 23905/13/2020

That field of moles is a concern.

by Anonymousreply 24005/13/2020

Dylan hasn't made a YouTube video in a week.

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by Anonymousreply 24105/17/2020

He's still very active on Twitter:

[quote]Barack Obama is absolutely right, coronavirus fully fucking exposed Donald Trump as the fucking fake and fraud piece of shit that he is. I elaborated on Obama’s words a little, but you don’t disagree with me, do you? Didn’t think so.

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by Anonymousreply 24205/17/2020

Only 7 months 'til Christmas. He'll make it the best ever for his boys. Start donating NOW!

by Anonymousreply 24305/17/2020

Has Dylan been home schooling the boys since March?

by Anonymousreply 24405/17/2020

[quote] Has Dylan been home schooling the boys since March?

He'd have to since that whore of an ex-wife deserted his kids.

by Anonymousreply 24505/17/2020

[quote]Video from all over the country of police attacking the press, who are clearly identifying themselves. Could it have anything to do with Trumps ‘media is the enemy’?! Pandemic, recession/depression, over 100,000 dead, riots after police murdered #GeorgeFloyd Are we great, yet?

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by Anonymousreply 24605/31/2020

[quote]You want out of this fucking mess?!

P.S. Xmas is coming!!!

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by Anonymousreply 24706/04/2020

Does he have an OnlyFans page yet?

by Anonymousreply 24806/04/2020

A DL Queen is flirting with Dylan! Which one of you is it???


[quote]I’m a 38 year old man. I’ve been an independent my entire life. I voted for George W. Bush in my first presidential election. I also voted for Barack Obama. Donald Trump isn’t a Republican or a Democrat. He’s a threat to our very existence.


[quote]Well said Dylan!

[quote]And by the way, you're really 38? Wow I had you pegged to be in your early thirties like me. You'll have to let me in on your secret to looking so good haha

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by Anonymousreply 24906/04/2020

Here is Kevin, the flirting gay on Twitter:

[quote]Well said Dylan!

[quote]And by the way, you're really 38? Wow I had you pegged to be in your early thirties like me. You'll have to let me in on your secret to looking so good haha

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by Anonymousreply 25006/04/2020

R250, Must love children.

by Anonymousreply 25106/04/2020

Someone please find his nudes.

by Anonymousreply 25206/04/2020

Kevin is "Early 30s, looks 19," right?

by Anonymousreply 25306/04/2020

Dylan looks especially hot here!

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by Anonymousreply 25406/09/2020

[quote]Calling the Secret Service the SS? It’s no secret that Donald Trump admires Nazis and Hitler. Why? He’s a white supremacist. He’s a Nazi. He’s a racist. It’s not some sort of fucking secret. #DumpTrump2020 #TrumpisaRacistThug

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by Anonymousreply 25506/11/2020

"... but Obama wore a tan suit!"

Also, Dylan reveals he watches Maddow!!!!!

Is he inching towards opening the closet door???

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by Anonymousreply 256Last Monday at 3:16 PM

I want his lips wrapped around my cock.

by Anonymousreply 257Last Monday at 4:56 PM

Does Dylan use an app on his eyes?

[quote]Don’t listen to anything Donald Trump says. He’s an idiot. Wear a mask. #WearAMask #WearADamnMask #NewProfilePic #WeWantJoe

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by Anonymousreply 258Last Wednesday at 7:13 AM

This queen remarks how HANDSOME Dylan looks in a mask, and Dylan thanks him!

He knows the Gays want him!

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by Anonymousreply 259Last Wednesday at 7:16 AM

I want this hot str8 guy to findom my faggot ass. I will happily pay the fag tax to make SIR happy

by Anonymousreply 260Last Wednesday at 7:19 AM

R257, Or vice versa.

by Anonymousreply 261Last Wednesday at 7:20 AM

He's not very smart or an original thinker.

by Anonymousreply 262Last Wednesday at 7:20 AM

He's so sexy!

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by Anonymousreply 263Last Wednesday at 7:21 AM

He makes my bussy wet

by Anonymousreply 264Last Wednesday at 7:21 AM

He's no Alok Vaid-Menon, R264. But he'll do.

by Anonymousreply 265Last Wednesday at 8:50 AM

He could be making more on OnlyFans or Chaturbate.

by Anonymousreply 266Last Wednesday at 9:41 AM

R263, Would you wear his used mask?

by Anonymousreply 267Last Wednesday at 11:56 AM

[quote]America will celebrate the day Donald Trump leaves office. Hell, the whole fucking world. Who’s with me?

It's now less than six months to Christmas. Does Dylan have enough money for the boys' Xmas presents this year?????

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by Anonymousreply 268Last Thursday at 9:11 AM

Dong pics?

by Anonymousreply 269Last Thursday at 10:26 AM

I think he would be perfectly fine with having a sugar daddy to look after him and his kids.

by Anonymousreply 270Last Thursday at 1:00 PM

[quote] Would you wear his used mask?

I'd wear his used condom.

by Anonymousreply 271Last Thursday at 7:15 PM
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