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What will vegans do now?

Apparently, plants scream in distress and pain.

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by Anonymousreply 15December 13, 2019 6:41 AM

I chuckled when I read this earlier in the week.

by Anonymousreply 1December 12, 2019 10:12 PM

I've come to the conclusion that eventually vegans will only eat chemically produced food products or perhaps eat like the Jetson's.

by Anonymousreply 2December 12, 2019 10:14 PM

They will eat only highly processed food.

by Anonymousreply 3December 12, 2019 10:15 PM

R2 they'lll simply take their food pill... which will turn out to be...

by Anonymousreply 4December 12, 2019 10:16 PM

Why haven't we found their little vocal cords before?

by Anonymousreply 5December 12, 2019 10:16 PM

So what happens when the overripe tomatoes drop on the ground? Do they still scream? Wouldn't they rather be appreciated feeding a hungry mouth?

by Anonymousreply 6December 12, 2019 10:18 PM

Vegans will find a way to justify their flora genocide.

by Anonymousreply 7December 12, 2019 10:22 PM

my teacher in 1977 told us this.

by Anonymousreply 8December 12, 2019 10:27 PM

I wonder what they sound like in a blender

by Anonymousreply 9December 12, 2019 10:38 PM

It’s kind of sad đŸ˜¢

by Anonymousreply 10December 12, 2019 10:41 PM

Not a problem for me--I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

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by Anonymousreply 11December 13, 2019 5:26 AM

When Olives Cry

by Anonymousreply 12December 13, 2019 6:05 AM

They will become fruitarians so no plants will die.

by Anonymousreply 13December 13, 2019 6:10 AM

Fight for vegetable rights!

by Anonymousreply 14December 13, 2019 6:21 AM

Hopefully they'll starve to death.

by Anonymousreply 15December 13, 2019 6:41 AM
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