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'Penis fish' wash up on California beach

Closeup of one of them at r1.

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by Anonymousreply 36December 13, 2019 9:44 PM

Penis fish!

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by Anonymousreply 1December 12, 2019 7:15 PM

They look like they're all in condoms.

by Anonymousreply 2December 12, 2019 7:19 PM

LMAOOOO

Thanks for the laugh, OP.

Didn't know that penis fish existed!!

by Anonymousreply 3December 12, 2019 7:23 PM

Fleets in!

by Anonymousreply 4December 12, 2019 7:25 PM

Beats the hell out of gerbils

by Anonymousreply 5December 12, 2019 7:31 PM

Why doesn't this ever happen at our beaches?

by Anonymousreply 6December 12, 2019 7:44 PM

Can you imagine if this had happened at MichFest?

by Anonymousreply 7December 12, 2019 7:47 PM

Looks like a perfect summer day at Black's Beach.

by Anonymousreply 8December 12, 2019 8:05 PM

Feel them wriggle up your butt.

by Anonymousreply 9December 12, 2019 8:13 PM

The didn’t

by Anonymousreply 10December 12, 2019 8:16 PM

yum

by Anonymousreply 11December 12, 2019 8:28 PM

The weirdest thing is that they have a nipple where the glans should be.

by Anonymousreply 12December 12, 2019 8:30 PM

Y'all might want to double check your McFish sandwiches in the future

by Anonymousreply 13December 12, 2019 8:43 PM

I practice by oral techniques on them.

by Anonymousreply 14December 12, 2019 8:45 PM

So many intact penises. Eureka!

by Anonymousreply 15December 12, 2019 9:09 PM

It's a worm, and...

[quote]In order to catch the miniscule plankton and bacteria that makes up the bulk of its diet, the worm casts what is known as a 'slime net' that it then devours afterwards.

by Anonymousreply 16December 12, 2019 9:16 PM

Might it be a nudist beach?

by Anonymousreply 17December 12, 2019 9:23 PM

Fitting that someone named Wood bylined the article.

by Anonymousreply 18December 12, 2019 9:24 PM

Cut or uncut?

by Anonymousreply 19December 12, 2019 9:26 PM

I take them all in pussy. No problem.

by Anonymousreply 20December 12, 2019 9:28 PM

Thousands?

A few hours' time for me......

by Anonymousreply 21December 12, 2019 9:40 PM

R19. Intact

by Anonymousreply 22December 12, 2019 9:50 PM

Looks like Black's Beach in San Diego, but it's Northern California.

by Anonymousreply 23December 12, 2019 9:51 PM

And thus, a new gay destination is discovered...

by Anonymousreply 24December 12, 2019 10:08 PM

penis fish is an oxymoron

by Anonymousreply 25December 12, 2019 10:50 PM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 26December 12, 2019 11:07 PM

Drakes Beach? The beach that's usually closed because the elephant seals have decided to move in and you don't piss off an elephant seal?

Elephant seals sitting on penis worms. What a world, what a world...

by Anonymousreply 27December 12, 2019 11:10 PM

I would swallow all those penises whole.

by Anonymousreply 28December 12, 2019 11:48 PM

I wish R7 was R1

by Anonymousreply 29December 12, 2019 11:53 PM

“They're about 10 inches long, and - as you can see - they're f***ing gross.”

Perfect. I like my f***ing really dirty and long.

by Anonymousreply 30December 12, 2019 11:55 PM

If I had all my 50 load weekend tops at a reunion, there would be twice as many penises.

by Anonymousreply 31December 13, 2019 12:09 AM

Exactly how many times has Lorena Bobbitt been married???

by Anonymousreply 32December 13, 2019 12:17 AM

Goes along with the thousands of holes on the seafloor off the CA coast. What's going on California?

by Anonymousreply 33December 13, 2019 12:41 AM

They're known as gaebul in Korea. As disgusting as they look, they're not bad to eat (the flavor is similar to clams, and the texture to cooked squid).

The one time I tried gaebul, it was sliced up and fried with soy sauce, vegetables and rice. I was under the impression it was some kind of clam or squid. I asked what it was, then decided to Google it out of curiosity and nearly puked.

So yeah, moral of the story: if you want to enjoy authentic Chinese, Japanese or Korean cuisine, never look up whatever is you're eating.

by Anonymousreply 34December 13, 2019 4:07 AM

Are they related to Geoducks?

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by Anonymousreply 35December 13, 2019 9:41 PM

Not if you're a size queen, R35

by Anonymousreply 36December 13, 2019 9:44 PM
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