Lesbian Love Triangle Ends In Murder-Suicide

So the one on the left was the siren of that relationship.

Mental illness is no joke.

R1 evidently she has a twin brother.

The one on the right looks like Rick Steves.

Rick Steves is much sexier.

We're they polyamorous?

Neither is intoxication and loaded guns, R2.

The only other people more emotionally fragile (from news reports of murder suicides) than butch lesbians seem to be Hispanic males, at least out here in SoCal it seems to be.

Seriously bad lesbian hair styles. What is it with lesbians and bad hair styles? Do they purposely ask for that?

This thread WILL end in tears!

Similar to this case, also including lesbians in law enforcement.

LOL I thought that was the same woman, pre and post-haircut! Lord have mercy!

Nothin' like having guns handy, eh?

Was there ever a more stupid and wasteful story. In the morning, sober, and with no guns- no deaths. Unfortunately this is exactly how it plays out due to easy access to fire arms- not to mention the high profile mass killings. But it is this type of gun related death that pushes our numbers above 30,000 per year.

Um. This happens a HELL of a LOT more frequently in the straight community.

DRAMA

BOOZE. GUNS. BOOM.

Did they at least get to eat each other out or scissor one last time?

Oh, dear to those hairstyles. Tragic.

Hard to believe someone was having an affair with that mullet.

Death in a recliner, what a way to go

I live up here where the incident occurred and know a gal who was friends with these women. She claims they were extremely nice and also that the pair did a lot to help rescue cats (not sure if those pussies stank). Anyway, it's pretty sad and had they not owned guns, they probably would be here today, helping more animals. I confess I'm a frau but my concern is never "THE CHILDREN" in these situations. It is, rather, always animals!

Lesbian Bed Death? No, Lesbian Bed MURDER-SUICIDE!

Lesbian recliner murder suicide.

True r14.

Wondering how frequently it's the women in straight relationships that are the ones who kill their partner then suicide.

If it's like most violent crimes, not often.

Those look like bad high school photos from 1992!

[Quote] No, Lesbian Bed MURDER-SUICIDE!

Lesbian CHAIR Murder-Suicide!

Which partner was "the pretty feminine one"?

These are the most realistic lesbian haircuts I have seen in the media! The L Word would never be this true to life.

Does this give new meaning to "lesbian drama" or sadly merely reinforce it?

R13: ugh, that's my takeaway. These deaths could have been avoided. Whether they should have been is not for me to decide, but America's gun obsession could not be more blatantly troublesome. News stories like this really make you wonder why people applauded Mayo Pete caping for guns and going after the only candidate (Robert Francis) who actually was threatening to do something.

If you're drunk enough to shoot someone dead, you're probably drunk enough to stab someone to death. Is guns really the issue?

Both look like they could murder someone with their bare hands. I think it comes down to anger management.

"Is guns really the issue is what you meant to say?"

Oh, dear.

And yes, R30, guns ARE the issue--it's a lot easier to instantaneously kill someone with a gun than a knife. At least someone has a chance defending themselves against someone with a knife.

[quote]Lesbian CHAIR Murder-Suicide!

La-Z-Dyke

[Quote] And yes, [R30], guns ARE the issue--it's a lot easier to instantaneously kill someone with a gun than a knife. At least someone has a chance defending themselves against someone with a knife.

That's a fair point but I don't buy the angle of "no gun, they both would be alive the next morning after sleeping off the booze." Booze, guns - these aren't the only issues at play. The short haired one had murder on her mind. She could have bashed the other one's head in while she slept.

I knew a corrections officer who was gay. He seemed to have issues. It's not an easy or fun job.

[Quote] He seemed to have issues.

Hair issues?

I can't wait for the Lifetime TV movie: "Mullets, Madness, & Murder"

The one on the right's hair reminds me of those purple sea urchins that are ruining the ecosystem in the Pacific ocean.

.36 is a crazy high BAC. Alcohol poisoning high. The murderer might have died choking on her own vomit if she hadn't shot herself dead first.

R38, it looks better purple. And on a sea urchin.

A lesbian living on the Upper Peninsula, and her partner was going to leave her. No wonder she was depressed.

Don’t you people have a heart? Look at the lady on the left. She looks pure and innocent. Like a child. and probably just wanted to be loved like the rest of us.

This is so sad.

I *knew* I recognized the one on the right from somewhere . . .

R42 sounds new.

[quote]Which partner was "the pretty feminine one"?

Oh, that was Doris Not-Appearing-In-This-Motion-Picture.

All the unpalatable vegan recipes in the lesbian world couldn't save this relationship.

R36 no, back issues of TV Guide.

Something tells me these ladies owned a Flowbee®

Dispute over ingredients in authentic Michfest nutloaf escalated into drunken gunfire?

I'm thinking nutloaf is probably a little too [italic]haute[/italic] for this scenario.

"A staff member stopped by the home and saw Kelley's legs on the floor."

Great write up.

Maybe one of them wanted to mix Cheetos into the nutloaf?

Were they Dark Lesbians?

Don't they all?

Cilantro in the nut loaf will do it every time, r49. Tara tried telling Angelina THEN, so...

Well, there’s no use going into it. We all see what happened.

I don’t care about polyunsaturated Lebanese.

Kelley looks like a tragic Simon Cowell meets a Bay City Roller love child.

I believe it was a tragic misunderstanding where one was freaking out about stale nutloaf and screamed "you call this moist????" and trying to prove her point by shooting at the nutloaf and the bullets ricochet and hit them both.

I can't

In straight high profile murder cases it's usually the butler who did it. in lesbian murder mysterys it's usually the U-Haul driver who did it.

Ups, sorry. Lesbian murder mysteries.

So much for life in Paradise (township that is)

The article said they worked together. If they worked together and lived together, when on earth did the one messing around even have an opportunity to meet someone else?

On top of that, this is a perfect example of why you should never work with your significant other. If you live together and work together, that is bound to drive one or both people in the relationship crazy eventually if you’re never apart.

So is it safe to assume they won't be buried together?

R64 I’m guessing not. In the obituary for Angelina, her family didn’t even mention the psycho girlfriend. I wouldn’t either if I were her family.

Angelina's family must have been livid when they saw this:

[quote]KELLEY, Tara Louise - age 53, of Kingsley, formerly of Flint, passed away October 25, 2019.

[quote]She and her longtime partner, Angelina Winn, loved the outdoors, camping, kayaking, and hiking

My head tells me it was the one on the right, but my heart, sadly, tells me it was the one on the left.

I’m afraid to check. *bites fist*

We're coming for your crown, Florida!!

Nice to know these two were issued guns and badges and no one saw a problem.

This reminds me of the trashy Joyce from Escape from Dannemora

This news is from almost two months ago. How far along does that put decomposition at?

They look like "Wayne's World 2020: Party On".

So who gets custody of the Subarus?

Rest in peace.

sad...

This is what happens when you do not state your boundaries.

I hope Ryan Murphy is working on a mini-series about this. I can play the lesbian with short hair and Carrie Brownstein can play the brunette.

Was it a pussy-pink Lazy-Boy?

Lesbos live by the cane and die by the cane.

They fit the stereotype of lesbians -- ugly and man-like.

R14 This also bad when straight men do it. Stories like these about lesbians murdering a partner come out a couple of times a year, and you know who's fault that is? The people involved mostly, but also LESBIANS, since lesbians can't seem to ever take responsibility for themselves or the flaws in their community.

people kill, lesbians kill

It's the guns and booze combo that puts shit like this over the edge every time. You'd think, at their age, that they'd be over the drama, but they weren't and now they're dead. Poor victim who just wanted love but couldn't or wouldn't get out of the relationship first. I'm not sure who is who from the pictures, but does it matter?

Jail guards / corrections officers are generally nuts.

Holy shit! I think I used to go on a website with the one woman that has light coloured eyes and has the last name Kelley. It was bisexual dot com and she was on there as she thought she was bisexual but it was obvious she is lesbian, and she wrote about working as a prison guard and dating women, and later when she came out as lesbian wrote about living with a girlfriend, and they were in Michigan near Detroit, and she posted as GreenEyedLady(GEL). If it was her, rest in peace lady.

This is why they hate us...

R35 I know a former CO who is gay, he was not out at work but he was conflicted in some ways as he did not want a boyfriend/partner, did not date men, and would just hook up with men he met in adult bookstores/porn theaters, and via personal ads-this was before the internet-and he eventually started seeing a therapist and did come out.

R15, yeah it's typical 'dyke drama' if you have spent lots of time around lesbians or lesbian couples, you will know that they get insanely jealous or even possessive of their partners, there's lots of cheating as often times if one or both cheat it will be with another lesbian or bisexual woman that they know or a couple they are friends with, and the little known secret is that physical and psychological or spousal/partner abuse is very high among lesbians.

Also lesbian women are frequently quick to blame or assume that their wife/GF is cheating, or lying when this is not happening.

Rest in peace ladies.

Butch and Butcher

R66 here's the other lez-bituary

Lesbians lead such violent love lives.