Including botox for your (many) anal fissures, anal dilation, and reconstructive surgery for all you prolapse queens.
Give the gift of a tight, rejuvenated hole this Christmas!
Can you even dye my hole to match my gown?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 11, 2019 8:48 PM |
Dear Lord in Heaven!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 11, 2019 8:51 PM |
Can They change it from a coin slot to a balloon knot?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 11, 2019 8:52 PM |
[quote]Give the gift of a tight, rejuvenated hole this Christmas!
An actual PRESENT hole!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 11, 2019 8:52 PM |
How does the recovery period work for this exactly? Do they give you a colostomy bag?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 11, 2019 9:23 PM |
[quote] IS ANAL RECONSTRUCTION RIGHT FOR ME? If you are interested in getting anal reconstruction surgery, it’s important to understand if you can qualify as a candidate. It is designed to help you not only regain muscle definition and tone, but also create an aesthetically pleasing exterior all in the hopes of enhancement, both physical and mental. This procedure may be right for you if you have ever experienced:
Dissatisfaction with anal appearance Loss of control during intercourse and/or defecation Overuse of the anus
MARY!!!! Anal tearing, hemorrhoidal disease, and extra skin tags regionally
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 11, 2019 11:21 PM |
R4. I’ve been present-ing for years
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 11, 2019 11:31 PM |
Well, if you got Armond Rizzo in the DL Secret Santa thing, your gift-giving problems are solved!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 12, 2019 3:30 AM |
I just want them to get rid of my hemorrhoids painlessly.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 12, 2019 4:37 AM |
I like this. It can be challenging to convince a regular doctor that you want a procedure done so your bussy can look good.
I have a couple of skin tags left over from a bout of hemorrhoids I had ten years ago due to health issues. Removing them would be for mainly cosmetic reasons at this point, so this would be an option.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 12, 2019 5:02 AM |
Omg.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 12, 2019 5:23 AM |
Now I've seen it all.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 12, 2019 5:34 AM |
This is why we can't have nice things
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 12, 2019 7:19 PM |
I'm more concerned that the doctor believes that there is some form of plastic surgery that is NOT bespoke.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 12, 2019 7:27 PM |
You don't want an off the rack anal rejuvenation R14. One size does NOT fit all.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 12, 2019 11:17 PM |