Diaper Donald

I long suspected that he was a diaper fetishist.

He doesn't wear a diaper. I don't like the guy but this insult is so childish. Grow up most of you.

That’s just Grade A, all-natural, all-American rotund derrière provided by KFC.

I find him quite sexy for some reason.

Orange Shit Ass's names for people are not accurate. Diaper Donald rhymes. That is all that counts.

Crazy Joe, Sleepy Joe, Low Energy Jeb, Wild Bill, Dicky Durbin, etc, etc, etc

Make #DiaperDonald trend on Twitter.

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I love this! DataLounge, do your magic! Spread this rumor!

It doesn't matter if the insult is 100% accurate, just that is catchy and easily repeatable, as well as being humiliating to its target. Just taking a page from Dumpf's own playbook.

Trump might want to consider a flouncy pullover tunic in a darker color to hide a multitude of sins.

The clingy golf whites tucked in and cinched at the (ahem) waist just aren't working for her any longer.

[quote] Diaper Donald rhymes.

No it doesn't, R5 -- that's alliteration (each word begins with the same letter), not rhyme.

Most of Trump’s voters wear diapers. I don’t think that’s going to deter them.

President Pampers!

Please don't! You know he'll pull down his pants on national TV. No one wants to see that!

Doodoo Donald

Is this trending on Twitter or wherever? If not, it needs to!

President Poo-Poo

I love it! Bravo OP!!

The Excremental Executive

[quote] Is this trending on Twitter or wherever

No you ancient dipshits.

It’s a nickname Donald Jr has had for years.

A president you can DEPEND on!

Whoa, R2. It is almost certain that you do not know for a fact whether or not Pee Brain wears adult (plus-size) diapers.

As he himself has said, 'I hear this is happening. Lots of people say this is going on. People are talking about it.

So, R2, if it is good enough for the president... it is good enough for the president.

If you have personal knowledge about Donald Trump's underwear, then please speak up. Otherwise, please, just zip it.

There is a stain on the presidency.

That has got to be the most unfortunate looking ass I have seen outside of a walmart!

Still a better arse than Kim Kardashian’s. I mean, at least it’s natural. x

I think “Diaper Don” rolls off the tongue better than “Diaper Donald”.

President Dump.

R1, he's probably into that adult baby scene.

Huh, maybe there is something to this. Was he wearing a diaper in this video from September?

Does Melania change his diapers?

If/when Liz goes on a debate stage with him, and he starts on the Pocahontas rag, she should fire back with "do you need your Depends changed right now, Diaper Don? And what about the Russian Pee Room? Share."

He is a big man. You want to think he has diapers??? Try something else!

No, Ivanka changes his diapers.

It’s allegedly true.

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R2 wears diapers

That's a body which has never seen real exercise. He's just gross.

I'm going with DooDooDonald

Does Whorelania change his diapers?

R39, in her line of work, Melania is used to dealing with all sorts of bodily secretions. She's a pro.

That video and photo at R29 & R34 are pretty convincing.

Is he prolapsed?

Diaper Don. Like Diver Dan.

Donald is a poopoo’er and a Junkie.

Just a reminder bump

Diaper Donny. It has a familiar, diminutive, juvenile ring to it.

And a squishing sound when he walks.

it would backfire and he would win the incontinent old folks vote.