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Golden Girls no longer running (on TV)

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Golden Girls reruns pulled indefinitely.

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Hillary announces run for President

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Not counting single letter words:

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McConnell’s collection of dick pics.

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Trump, Pence, McConnell, Pompeo, Barr.

Datalounge shown to cause cancer.

Little Debbie shuts down production

Little Debbie starts up production.

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Do you play the accordion?

Draft age raised to 50.

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Toilet paper banned in America.

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