How much time should Lori Laughlin Get?

None. Her only mistake was paying the wrong asshole. She should have just put a wing on a building like everyone else does.

30 years.

R1 sounds about right

None.

Can't they just shoot her?

House arrest for 25 years with her cunt daughter

R1 That is what is wrong with this whole mess, they are saying cheating is wrong, but bribery is ok.

House arrest, but instead of the ankle bracelet it should be a necklace with matching taser earrings.

Zero. Absolute bullshit. Her kids should be kicked out of that school and she should be fined...but prison is for people who are harmful to society. Who did she hurt? Wrong...yes. But prison? Fuckin stupid

R9 She hurt those who don’t cheat and did the work yet still didn’t get in because people like her cheat the system. Fuck her. There are consequences

She wants nothing, she wants nothing, she wants no quid pro quo.

15 years

Six months at least!

6 years, but 3 for good behavior and then a year of community service.

A year at least, serve three months out early for good behavior, and long community service. Although knowing her garbage heap Strong Island roots, she’ll probably shank someone in jail and get time added and then cheat through her community service.

If I were the judge I'd let her choose between 5 years in a minimum security prison where they play tennis and she could have conjugal/fuck visits from Mossimo. OR 1 year of extremely hard labor breaking rocks while the public looks on, mockingly.

Life

Death by the Electric chair if not death, then definitely life, plus 30 years.

A tv interview with no makeup.

Five years for her, ten for The Fonz. I hate that little creep and his velvet Gucci slippers.

Ta with r15. One year for showing her stupidity. Bill Macy should be serving some time also. I can no longer stand to watch him in anything.

She has to be convicted first, which is never going to happen.

60 days, serve 30 then 6 months of house arrest and 2 years probation.

This is one of those crimes that one wishes could be sentenced by Internet and that cruel and unusual punishment was not a restriction.

4 Years.

Just long enough to get a college degree.

25 yrs, no bail

She has to watch the Lee Sheldon years of Edge of Night

Way more than Huffman for sure

Felicity got in, got out and will have this in her rear view mirror while Lori is still dicking around with it and will probably end up with more time when all is said and done.

Lori could have admitted guilt, but didn’t.

Now tax payers are paying for her trial.

Fuck her.

The entire cast of [italic]Full House[/italic] should get life without parole except Scott Weinger since he was the voice of Aladdin.

She already will have lifelong contempt from her daughter whose Instagram career she torpedoed, so at the very least, there is that.

Too bad they can't prosecute her on [italic]The Edge of Night[/italic].

Forever and a day.

And that's just for the crap she's done on Hallmark.

Felicity got two weeks. Lori should get no more than one month.

A punch in the face from Ricky Schroder.

Lori is the type who could be sentenced to 45 minutes but will wind up serving life because she just can’t play by the rules.

Life, in a Connecticut one-bedroom.

Now can we get Tony Danza indicted on something?

She’s going to get two years, and possibly more, but will only serve one.

Giving time to someone like her is useless. She should be forced to do community service. Like maybe cleaning trash at a community college.

She deserves to be the fucking slave of a gay black Jewish master.

Corruption, bribery. I'd say 5 to 10. No house arrest: privileged white people shouldn't have a separate body of law that applies only to them.

She should get no time in prison.

Her daughter should be drawn and quartered.

25 years.

Death by a thousand cuts

No time at all. She’s a wonderful person and actress and seems genuinely nice. She just wants her children to succeed. She’s paid her punishment in embarrassment, loss of income, and notoriety.

One year, one year of community service, highest possible fine, and five years probation and she would be getting off lightly. Ignorance of the law is no excuse.

She needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

One year in prison followed by a year of community service to be served in whatever sweatshop makes the Olsen Twins clothes. Also tack on a year of probation for every year Full House was the air, so additional 8-9 years probation.

Throw in a year of probation for every season of the reboot as well, R50.

And reparations for the cast of [italic]Webster[/italic] since they likely had their salaries cut after they got bumped down to first-run syndication to make room for your no-talent ass.

R47 = Hallmark Channel PR

r53, Hallmark fired her ass when she was arrested.

R35: Felicity is smart, Lori is dumb. She will be punished hard in her sentence

Felicity Huffman is going to wind up looking positively humble and relatively decent once Loughlin has finished. Jeez.

Felicity is a better actress, i don't know if her remorses were real or pure acting but she did exactly what she had to do. And she was discret while Lori was talkative and defiant. The fact that she even decided to work with the recluses after being released of jail makes it look like she is a good person that just made a mistake

Felicity may be better, but I think Lori is bland.

Felicity whines in most of her scenes; "Tommmm I don't want to change another dieeeepear...."

A year and I am not kidding.

She should be stoned in the public square. I'm fine with that.

Lori will be acquitted and will have no record while Felicity is a convicted felon. Guess who will look like the smart one when that happens?

[quote]Now tax payers are paying for her trial.

Sorry toots, everyone in this country who is accused of a crime is entitled to a trial by a jury of their peers. And yes, the taxpayers have to pay for it.

3 years max.

Life.

Full House arrest.

About six months.It won't be hard. I spent a month in jail for something I didn't even do, and had to eat the shame and anger and move on. She'll get out early, anyway, and probably write a book about it.

What were you charged with r66 and how did you get out?

No jail time....just Sophie's Choice. She has two daughters, right?

the one above::::very amusing!

3 years.

When is she going before the Judge?

1 year and she should be forced to setup a scholarship fund for underprivileged students

Honestly, I’d give her a six month sentence, minimum.

Here’s why: she didn’t admit she did something wrong. If everyone in her social circles do this, and it was presented as a viable option for her children to attend a decent university, I can, in all fairness, weigh that factor into her sentence. She just did what everyone else did, and obviously didn’t think it was a big deal, because in HER world, it was an option.

That said, Lori now, REFUSES to see the error of her ways. She cheated her children out of the opportunity to fail, get back on their feet, and try again. She cheated them out of earning something based on their own hard work, which would have been valuable lessons for two highly privileged girls, shaping them to become accountable, disciplined, Fair, just, empathetic, and most importantly, GRATEFUL.

And most importantly, Lori cheated deserving students who did things like: study until 3:00 am, stay home on weekends while hitting the books, preparing for entrance exams, writing papers, preparing for interviews, and working part time jobs to help themselves and their parents financially, for the burden and HUGE financial sacrifice of preparing for a top notch education that they had been working for, just so that they could be the first kids in their families who attended a prestigious university.

Lori is not a decent human being who made a horrible mistake. She has expressed ZERO remorse, hasn’t taken responsibility, and hence, cannot and will not make amends in ways that matter. Had she done so, I would have suggested the same sentence that Felicity Huffman served, or less.

People like Lori need to have serious and concrete consequences for their crimes. They are unrepentant cheats, and sadly, those children whom she has already set horrible examples for as their mother, will learn that money trumps integrity, dignity, hard work, and justice.

If Lori walks, those girls will be fucked over a second time by a judge who, while not responsible for them as a parent, is responsible to them as a servant of the community in which he works, and therefore needs to do the right thing by them, and show them that this is NOT the way to go about achieving one’s goals. Sadly, the judge and jury presiding over this, are probably the only ones who can dispense a valuable and EXTREMELY NECESSARY lesson for these two young ladies, because as we now can note, no one else is, even the two people who whom are responsible for doing so.

Personally, I would give Lori 18 months to two years. But if that’s excessive for this judge, give her six months to a year. It’s the only way, and it is the right thing to do.

Perhaps Lori will come out a better person, and genuinely appreciate that it’s not OK to screw over her very own flesh and blood, nor good kids who believed that the world was just, yet unfortunately, through no fault of their own, learned a lesson about justice and fairness, that wasn’t theirs to learn.

Shame on Lori. Honestly, just truly unbelievable and profoundly sad that those girls have been shaped by their parents’ broken moral compasses.

10 years without parole.

[quote]Zero. Absolute bullshit. Her kids should be kicked out of that school and she should be fined...but prison is for people who are harmful to society. Who did she hurt? Wrong...yes. But prison? Fuckin stupid

Translation....white and rich shouldn't be held accountable for their crimes. You sound Republican.

R74, morally apathetic and even anti moral people aren’t necessarily Republican, yet odds are good, aren’t they? Sad

Lori HURT her two kids. She hurt other applicants who deserved those spots right then and there. She hurt her name, her reputation, her brand, and her public persona.

The chances that Lori would have feigned at being remorseful, had she not been married to an extremely wealthy man, are GREAT. However, Lori’s privilege and disdain for those of lesser means, have made it possible for her to flip us the bird, and her hubris, arrogance, and entitlement, have made it IMPOSSIBLE for her to even consider taking responsibility for her shit behavior.

I understand making mistakes and exercising poor judgment due to social pressures, and wanting more for your children, and wanting them to be set for a decent financial future, independent from their family wealth. That, IS forgivable! What’s not forgivable is knowing that because she has more money than God, she, nor her husband, need to admit to any wrongdoing, because the attorneys hired to defend her, have OBVIOUSLY “counseled” their clients, Lori and Chipmunk Face, that they had very good, fuck, even OUTSTANDING odds, of getting all charges dropped, or EXTREME leniency, just “because”.

What’s the “because” here, I ask? Is the judge on the take? A sucker for 80s sitcom stars, or is he the golfing buddy of the brother of one of the attorneys? BECAUSE you see, there’s gotta be SOMETHING, a sure thing, an inept, or corrupt judge, who himself, is just like Lori and her Chipmunk cheeked husband, for this woman to stand before a court, and a jury of her peers, claiming complete innocence, while the FBI found and provided SOLID PROOF, that Lori committed felonies, left and right.

This is why our country is so fucked up, and why the biggest imbeciles known to mankind, will scurry to their voting areas in November of 2020, and vote for a corrupt, inept loser, who is only on a ballot, because Americans have either never understood, believed in, or experienced true, real, fair justice, because they have been taught to believe and accept that justice doesn’t apply to the wealthy, or the corrupt. And somehow, they also understand that “justice “ disproportionately applies to them, because they’re working class stiffs, and they’re OK with this, because they were inadvertently taught to hate themselves, FIRST, before worshiping things, image, success, false personas of themselves, because that’s as deep as it gets for them.

Who is this judge? I’m going to research their verdict and sentencing history.

JFC. Won’t someone, anyone, just do the decent and right thing, for once?

Life...no parole.

Six months of house arrest. That way it doesn’t cost the government money.

r72, you should print your post and mail it to the judge.

"I wouldn't touch that one for the price of a Baby Ruth bar!"

No can do, R77. I’ve spent decades paying California state taxes, out the wazoo, for the ability to house criminals, white collar, street gangsters, thugs, or of any variety. The government doesn’t pay, I DO, MY COMPANY DOES, etc., etc.

Please go fuck off with this house arrest, ankle bracelet bullshit. If the jumpsuit’s good enough for Felicity, it’s good enough for Lori.

Lori’s fortune as fuck, that her sentence will be served in a place referred to as “Camp Snoopy”. She will have access to a track, a full gym, AC/DC outlets for blow dryers, makeup, a theater, a color tv in every barrack, and tons of free time to shoot the shit. It’s an old air force base in the desert, from what I understand, and it’s easy time, like Martha Stewart, easy time. Air conditioning and heating included, and “generous” visitation privileges.

6 months to a year in an actual, state, or federal correctional facility. House arrest? ONLY if at least another 200 female prisoners and guards are transported to Lori’s mansion, can set up a security perimeter on her grounds, and have it all paid by Chipmunk Cheeks.

Surely, he’d consider it, as long as only the hottest correctional officers/ California State Sheriffs are on site as part of the deal.

Just a refresher...

90 days.

Hopefully at least a year. There are some thirsty neighbor ladies. Also, the pool boy has been saying suggestive things.

A month for every Hallmark movie she made

Zero unless she’s paying for it. Waste of tax dollars when they could use that money to lock up more Mexican children.

I hope she's able to finish her current Hallmark movie, "When Calls the Slammer".

how old are all of us that we know EDGE references?

[quote]Lori HURT her two kids. She hurt other applicants who deserved those spots right then and there. She hurt her name, her reputation, her brand, and her public persona.

Yeah, but none of these charges are related to any of that. She's charged with mail fraud and bribery or something similar.

Anyway, I don't think she'll be convicted of anything. The prosecution is still begging her to take a plea deal, because they know their case is weak if it goes to trial.

I know I wouldn't vote to convict Aunt Becky if I was on the jury, and it only takes one juror to force an acquittal.

Honey, most people want give the rich a comeuppance, especially when someone spends a half million dollars to get their kids in college while they see their own kids work to achieve it. No one is going to let them skate.

Do you think she’ll lez out in prison?

If Nora Fulton is on that jury, bitch doesn't stand a chance.

Jury Frau will never convict.

You don't know our fraus, R92.

And they'll be the ones on the jury.

How many years would get me the most sympathy and people to tune into my Youtube channel?

Bad comedy that bad demands the electric chair.

Fraus hate pretty women so Jody had better send Bobbi Gerard in her place.

She should be exiled to one of those tiny islands that Augustus Caesar used to send people to.

Without sunscreen and or facial fillers!

This cunt has a lot of balls. The arrogance is astounding.

Her daughters resumé had her winning not one, but TWO gold medals in crew.

Has she no shame?!

Life for creating such a vapid, useless daughter.

Laughlin should be sentenced to at least 10 years so that she will serve at least five years.

But what they did to the school, the other applicants, and to their on daughter is so inexorably shitty, both parents could be locked up for 20 years and I wouldn't raise an objection.

She has to serve some prison time. House arrest would mean little when she's confined to a fab estate in the Hollywood hills. Without the jail time, the jump suit, and all the rest of it, there's no serious punishment. And there should be.

Double Jeopardy - 3 years, or the option that her daughter is locked in a room and writes a 2 page essay about the experience. This will be graded by USC teachers of freshman seminars, the kind of courses that meet writing instruction requirements. If they grade it A+, Lori goes free with no probation. A = free with probation. And so on. C is 5 years. D is 10 years. F is life.

Jussie and Lori both deserve jail time... 2 or 3 years max.

2-3 years. For those asking whom she hurt? The real students who deserved to be at that school, but were denied spots because of her useless spawns. If I got turned down and had a decent shot of having gotten it, I'd sue just for the fun of it.

I'd tack on another 10 years for subjecting the world to Full House and Fuller House.

I’m Jewish and ashamed to call Bob Saget my people. It only did one good thing for the Jews: I actually preferred to go to synagogue when that show was on Friday nights.

Eh. For some reason this "crime" doesn't bother me. In my mind I almost can't figure out why it's a crime.

Believe me, r103, that wouldn’t have been the reason you were turned down.

For me, r106, it’s the unmitigated gall and arrogance that make it infuriating.

Plus, like it or not, bribery is a crime.

If unmitigated gall and arrogance are so horrible, R108, what do you plan on doing about the unmitigated gall and arrogance of Donald Trump and the Republican Party?

I'm planning to vote for anyone else later this year, R109.

Et tu?

i would prefer if they bar her from working in public ever again.

still wondering why we have had to look at that talentless cunt for 30+ years.

Has this trifling bitch been sentenced yet?

Electric chair!

No time. Everyone knows it's cheating, but who knew it was a crime worthy of prison? The school should decide what happens. Not the state.

Not a minute. This is bullshit . RE-Martha Stewart goes to jail. Yet , Trump and his cronies destroy our Country .

She deprived people who actually want to go to college of an opportunity to do so. That deserves some kind of punishment, all joking aside.

Every school, even the private ones, are awash with public money. She stole from the U.S. taxpayer.

Lock her up.

[quote] Everyone knows it's cheating, but who knew it was a crime worthy of prison?

Do you really need an Indian map and a finder’s guide to realize bribery is a crime?

Depends. Does she go to trial or a last minute plea deal? If she pleas now I think she will get a better deal then going through a trial.

Throw Jennifer fucking Aniston in jail with her. I’m sick of seeing either of these goddamn bitches plastered over every goddamn magazine cover every other week. They can’t act, they are ugly on the outside and the inside, and their respective lives’ works, with the possible exception of Lori’s years on [italic]The Edge of Night[/italic], whose cancellation she did nothing to stop, have no artistic merit and need to be destroyed for the good of the country.

[quote] If she pleas now I think she will get a better deal then going through a trial.

Oh, DEAR!!

20,000 hours of community service. Either cleaning park restrooms or picking up garbage along the freeways.

R120, wtf does Aniston have to do with any of this? Annoying the general public is not a crime.

R114, did you miss the part that she is currently facing potential jail time, because she committed a federal offense, punishable by law, and not punishable by fucking USC????

How the fuck is USC going to exert punitive damages and collect the debt owed to society (meaning tax payers) upon Lori Laughlin and her chipmunk faced husband?

JFC, R114. Do yourself a solid, and stay away from sharp objects, knives, scissors, and glassware for today, will ya? Maybe even a sabbatical from all things “sharp”, like the one your brain took when you posted.

Zero - why spend my tax dollars on this cunt? Make her pick up trash on the streets, feed the homeless, give her some perspective. She’s not dangerous, just entitled and got caught. This isn’t a crime, it’s the Republican way - quid pro quo.

How much time are the CEOs who paid a lot more money getting?

[quote] Do you really need an Indian map and a finder’s guide to realize bribery is a crime?

Put down the pipe. Indian map?!!

Two to four weeks plus a massive donation to organizations that send poor kids to college.

“Two to four years to each of them plus a massive donation to organizations that send poor kids to college.“

There, fixed that for you.

Sentenced to life in Laughlin, Nevada.

She should receive 1 year. Anything more and she will get good conduct time (54 days per year for federal prison). If she is sentenced to one year exactly, she will have to serve the entire amount.