Kirk Douglas turned 103-years-old yesterday.
Three generations of Botox?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 11, 2019 1:47 AM |
Just DIE already!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 11, 2019 1:48 AM |
R2 = Lana Wood, waiting to name names
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 11, 2019 1:50 AM |
He probably has his nurse jack him off under his sheets.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 11, 2019 1:51 AM |
He raped Natalie Wood. Fuck him.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 11, 2019 1:55 AM |
Evil never dies.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 11, 2019 2:29 AM |
I offered to sing Happy Birthday to him
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 11, 2019 3:00 AM |
My God, Mike’s son looks JUST like him in that pic. I’m thinking “Romancing the Stone”.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 11, 2019 3:02 AM |
It’s the progression of life to death in one photo.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 11, 2019 3:40 AM |
He's only nine years older than Dick Van Dyke (turning 94 on Thursday) and Angela Lansbury.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 11, 2019 4:44 AM |
Grandson needs anal
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 11, 2019 4:49 AM |
I can't believe he's four times my age!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 11, 2019 4:52 AM |
Why are his earlobes so long compared to Miss de Havilland’s?
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 11, 2019 4:56 AM |
Where is Charlie Sheen (aka, Carlos Irwin Estevez)?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 11, 2019 5:01 AM |
You’d think he’d lay off the Botox and cosmetic tattooing at his age.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 11, 2019 5:43 AM |
R11, In his book, grandson Cameron wrote that he was able to smuggle female prostitutes into his prison.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 11, 2019 6:17 AM |
While I rage at how many great people I've known who died too young, I get a certain amount of satisfaction about Douglas being trapped in a rotting corpse for many years. He had a stroke, what? More than 20 years ago? There's no way he's had any kind of meaningful quality of life over the past two decades.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 11, 2019 6:41 AM |
r18
And yet it's still better than your life
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 11, 2019 6:46 AM |
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| by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 11, 2019 7:00 AM |
Unlike Prince Philip, he doesn’t even remotely resemble his younger self.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 11, 2019 9:01 AM |
He tried to kill himself after he had a stroke. He put a revolver in his mouth but as he did he knocked out his front teeth which prevented him going through with the suicide. Then he did a movie called Diamonds shortly after with Cunty Betty Bacall. I wonder if he was suicidal after that too.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 11, 2019 9:36 AM |
R22, Kirk and Bacall's friendship began when they were studying at the AADA together.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 11, 2019 3:02 PM |
It would be hell to live that long. My step grandfather lived to be 95, and he was in adult diapers the last few years. Once the dog got into one. 🤮🤮
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 11, 2019 3:11 PM |
R19
I’m not an alleged rapist, so probably not.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 11, 2019 4:21 PM |
My sister died at a very young age, but she wasn’t good at all.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 21, 2019 1:43 PM |
Lots of sour grapes on this thread.
I think he’s fantastic and a marvel to still be working at 103.
I love him as The Baron on What We Do in the Shadows.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 21, 2019 1:57 PM |