Help me move to Vegas!!! 🎰🎲

YOU LOOK LIKE A GREASY HOE

YOU ARE ALSO ILLITERATE

I'd give you 600 bucks for 2 hours of your time...

Also pay for my meth and stuff

You could always become a stripper.

How tough are you if you can't pay your won way?

own*

R2, what kind of amateur hooker gets $300/hour?!

Or you could do it the old fashioned way and actually get a job and save your money and THEN move.

This thread will end in tears

I'm a charitable guy r7.

Wow, didn't think anyone could actually be that shameless!

Damn. That boy is hot.

Wrong site buster, I think you meant to post this on GaySugarDaddies

If you thought the unpunctuated ramblefest comes across as earnest and sincere, think again, grifter. My word, if anyone gives this saddo a single penny, they have no self-respect whatsoever!

Uh, even with the veneer of youth, that distorts our view of what 'hot' is, facially he's not a ten. Nice body, and is he's appealing to gay men, we need ass and hole pics! We need them now!

[quote]This thread will end in tears

End? This fucker's going to be going on for a very long time.

[quote]cant work another miserable 45-50K job 40-50 hours a week

I suspect this is supposed to make us admire his gumption and high aspirations.

Working 40-50 hours a week is...normal. 45-50k is a normal salary.

You are trying to make it seem like you are the Dafur Orphan over there.

If he’d just taken the time to clean that mirror I might have given a ten spot/

[quote]Love sports can talk and play basketball, football , mma, baseball, all day.

Are you even a homosexual?

When was the last time you sat down and had a REAL discussion with someone about Mia Farrow?

$10K to start a new life in Vegas?

Cute.

26? And you think you can just magically start a career in the nfl or become a ufc fighter? Get real! And what the hell is so special about your dream gym in Las Vegas? Even for a grifter you’re pretty fucking stupid.

[quote] Wish List:

[quote] Water with electrolytes, protein shakes, basketball shoes, bluetooth speaker, have those links below. If you love me extra extra new queen size bed, laptop, iphone 11 pro, oneplus 7t pro, goldendoodle, golden retriever, border collie, Savannah cat, macbook, synyster gates custom guitar, gibson les paul, fender stratocaster. Patriots or celtics tickets. Vacations, cruises,big tv, ipad, bogner uberschall half stack. ps4 pro, i could go all day just throwing those out there!Amazon, Walmart, Target, Best Buy, Visa gift, Grubhub, Uber eats card

Oh I get it, he thinks we are Santa Claus and this is the fucking North Pole.

OP, this is Datalounge — NOT “Let’s Make a Deal,” “Supermarket Sweep,” or even “Queen For A Day.”

We don't want you in Vegas - You give us a bad name.

R10 ah ok, I've never hired one and didn't know they're that expensive. Thanks.

Well they are getting an NFL team there next year. Yeah, I think I want to be a Raider!

I have a feeling this dude didn't start this thread. It was probably some thirsty elder gay hoping we'd all contribute to this dude's gofundme account. Not going to happen, bitch. This dude needs to get a Rentmen account and starting whoring himself out. There are plenty of people who would pay to fuck him and all he needs is ten overnights to fund his move to Vegas. He can do it. Just put out and get paid.

Lol chill out yall this is only my 4th day here. #20 - yes I am a homosexual love my sports don’t know who Mia farrow is. If yall don’t want to do gofundme for some reason here is my amazon wishlist. Donate! You won’t regret it and will be rewarded handsomely 😉

#22- thank you!

#25 - don’t know those sites. If you recommend will look up and make accounts there for donations

#27 - I am not a prostatetute!

#15 - hmmm maybe hole pics if you donate lol!

R30 If this is really Matthew, then my advice still stands. Being a prostitute isn't as shameful as you might think. Almost all the most attractive actors in Hollywood put out for roles. Take some inspiration from Channing Tatum. He presented hole to a gay producer and look where he is now. Get over your insecurities and get on your knees. It's the fastest and easiest way to get ahead.

Lol

Yes you will do great in the nfl. So many guys waste their time and energy playing a few years of college ball to mature and get noticed. They should have used go fund me.

R30, prostatetute? Now I'm completely convinced you're 16.

[quote]prostatetute

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Thank you, dear! My first genuine laugh for the day.

You make whores look classy, darling. x

OP, once you land in Vegas, if you need supplemental income, apply for work at the Bellagio. I hear they are looking for a housekeeping team assigned to the restrooms to keep ahead of any potential floods of DARK BROWN FECES.

This is a chaturbate whore's bio. Saw him for a few moments the other day. He's definitely enjoys his own voice and probably had partaken of a substance or two

I prefer your pussy

R33 No, he's not 16. He's retarded.

R39, do his dick and ass work?

^I can't believe I said that. You people are turning me into a DL queen!

Poor guy he created his GoFundMe request on November 23, 2019 and not even a single friend or stranger has given him even one dollar.

What in whore-nation!

[quote]^I can't believe I said that. You people are turning me into a DL queen!

Don't start rustling that caftan just yet hun, you have proven your YUM! elecution talent yet.

**haven't. See what you gone and done? You got me all riled up!

I would rather a truculent big-lipped RISD souslarve as a houseboy, in Rhode Island at least. Art supplies are expensive, but not compared to this little ¨ho who wants EVERYTHING.

We should all give $1 in Jim Jordan's name just to be able to wrire amessage and give him advice to "get a job and get professional help, hun, greedy ain't a good look. Try fighting for sanity."

The cat has a look on its face like "who the hell is this holding me and why is a photo being taken?"

Who will pay for his Obamer care? And interests on his student debt for the worthless diploma he probably didn't even get.

Is he the OP here? It should drum him up some business

He has beef jerky on his Amazon wishlist. Can we all pitch in and at least get that for the poor dear?

I was doing some digging around on this dude. Apparently, he played high school basketball, but was not very memorable.

Damn r42, I hadn't noticed the date. How hilarious.

Who is going to be the first to contribute

I am embarrassed for him. What a loser.

R44 I've never owned a caftan and don't plan on it.

R40/R41

R20 that made me cackle.

Wow. Even I was never that pathetic.

I meant Ph.D

Verificatia?

He is literally not hot enough to be that much of a shameless grifter, and he absolutely should not have animals on his 'wish list' - he is not fit to look after himself, let alone be responsible for any other life.

I see he's had no donations so far, not surprising - he'd fare better if he presented hole maybe. If he had any sense he'd go down the findom route, that might be just about his only chance at achieving his dreams.

This is so awkward

$0 and this was created more than 2 weeks ago

you'd think at least one eldergay would have felt sorry for him

He calls older people "dear" so that's a hard no $$$ from me; I have my standards.

Is gofundme the one that doesn’t pay out unless you hit the goal?

I hope so.

The OP's post was the plot from the WB show "Nikki," starring Nikki Cox

Sorry, Bud. I'm one of those people who makes 50k a year, 40 hours a week, and have been doing that for almost 30 years. You'll get over it.

He is extremely sexy.

We should start a GoFundMe to help start his GoFundMe.

He could so be a kept boy.

That cat wants to be anywhere but with him.

Are you planning on taking the cat with you?

I feel mean for making that cat comment. Sorry, OP. I'm SURE the cat loves you very much and I like your shirt. It suits you well.

If anybody contributes now it’ll be obvious it’s someone from here.

Anybody stupid enough to out themselves?

If things don't work out, could he make a vest out of the cat?

R69 He's a bit too retarded to be a kept boy. On the flip side, however, his idiocy means that he'd likely do anything his daddy told him, so he'd present hole, get fucked bareback and suck cock all day, every day for the right price. Matthew should consider it. It may be the only way to fulfill his professional sports dreams, like Mark Schultz.

He's perfect.

I'm charmed beyond words.

30 years ago he'd have been considered "hot" but these days ,hes barely cute . I dont know why,but Im getting tiny meat vibes big time. And what in the fuck is a "dream gym" ???

Is a $45-50K salary a shitty one? I tend to think you wouldn't need a GoFundMe page if you were spending your "shitty" salary properly.

I was coming here to post, R79, how much I find it hard to believe that this bum ever made $50K a year.

This is how Tommi DiDario and Jake Orlon got started, and look at them now.

Matthew: do you quaff of the peen? Do you take it up the butt? What fun things DO you do?

[bold]OK. I'm onto to you OP.[/bold]

Mr. Naive OP who "doesn't know how to talk like a gay person" and claims not to even know who Mia Farrow is, and has only been a DLer for four days, posted on Susan Sarandon's daughter's thread ages ago (along with all the other sports jocks).... using your typical DL lingo:

[quote]The husband is a wrinkled leathered raisin. Doesn’t this frau ever do skincare videos?

GOTCHA, OP!

Actually, Tommy struck Grindr gold when someone named Gio hit him up...

Wow, OP, you are such a douche, panhandling. Get a job and save up money, like a grown-up, you know.

Sexy? Since when is a 4 sexy?

At r83, is our OP the one on the left?

OP claimed he had only been here four days, but was familiar with DL making fun of Sean Cody's Brandon for his terrible spelling of prostitute r82.

Like most things on the DL, this is all bullshit of course.

Somebody give him a dollar. He hasn't raised ANYTHING!

Though I do find it funny that he capitalized UFC but not NFL.

Isn't that automatic grounds for revoking your "straight" card? 🏈

[quote]r20 Are you even a homosexual? When was the last time you sat down and had a REAL discussion with someone about Mia Farrow?

Don't you at least have children or someone else's children you could use to schill for money? Amateur.

[quote]r24 Oh I get it, he thinks we are Santa Claus and this is the fucking North Pole.

In my day, we had to walk TEN MILES to school. In the SNOW.

I love you too, if you love me can you help me with my mortgage payment before we help you move?

Maybe you can help cover my grocery costs. We're running low on 2% , we're out of tomatoes and peppers, and my son likes the expensive Greek yogurt.

WISH LIST: New rug for the guest room, gloves, nachos.

I hate to break it to you, OP, but 26 is practically geriatric in the NFL.

Wish list: water.

Matthew lives in Rhode Island yet keeps typing "y'all?"

Cause I'm sexy and yall love help me move to vegas

WISH LIST: Grammar and punctuation

He's a good looking young man. I'd think he could hang out around a serious lifter gym and find a sponsor to help him along. Usually the guy puts out for sex once or twice a week for sex, and all of his expenses are covered. Interestingly, it's usually easier for a straight guy if an older, unattractive guy is going to fuck him. The guy just makes up his mind that it's part of the deal and takes his dick. A gay guy might find the guy unattractive and not put out.

He could escort if he weren’t so lazy.

Are you willing to wear a jockstrap?

I have a room.

Ok, I was going to give him a buck in our collective Datalounge name, but the donation had to be at least $5. So, no hole, no way.

R101 $5! Motherfucker has some lofty goals!

Well, his goals include Patriots Tickets and a Les Paul Guitar, a border collie, electrolyte water (He won't drink tap, Perrier, Poland Spring, or Evian) a Savannah cat, so of course he has to ask for minimum payments of $5.00.

One doesn't give money to a 4.

I can't believe he's real, yet, I can...

It’s almost as if he were created just for our enjoyment.

If you’re interested you need to CashApp him. I sent $50 for a 20 minute FaceTime j/o session. He’s a nice normal guy and I imagined him being a straight guy so it was extra hot.

[quote] new queen size bed, laptop, iphone 11 pro, oneplus 7t pro, goldendoodle, golden retriever, border collie, Savannah cat, macbook, synyster gates custom guitar, gibson les paul, fender stratocaster. Patriots or celtics tickets. Vacations, cruises,big tv

He wants to move to Vegas but also wants you to buy him a a whole lot of shit that if he was really moving to Vegas would cost him a small fortune to move, and who puts pets on a wish list? Plus clearly he wants pets from a breeder, not from shelter. The bitch has some high hopes.

Yeah $10,000 worth of guitars on his wants list alone; I hadn't heard that playing 'Free Bird' was a prerequisite for the NFL combine. Fucking embarrassing grifter.

Will he accept my PANERA card? I believe I'm entitled to a free breakfast sandwich.

Hey I’m trying to CashApp you and it won’t go through. Did your number change? Post the new one here please.

I want to chase my dreams too, but can you order a pizza for me? I love you. Mushroom and pepper. I love you.

Thanks you everyone for all your support. It means so much to me yall have made my ♥️ so engorged. Keep em coming. Big thanks to Bob C. of Datalounge for the wireless headphones and the beef jerky. They came just in time. I was starving lol!

R62 I know I haven’t got much dolmations but I just started it a few weeks ago. I know these things take time. That’s why I’m also on Datalounge, Amazon, Reddit, Cnet, Disqus, Imdb,, Venmo, Cashapp. What other sites do you recumment I go on? And don’t say Rentmen. I’m not a prostatetute!

R71 of course I’m taking my pussy to Vages!

R87 sorry don’t know who sean cody is.

R99 yes I’m willing to wear a jockstrap. You have to buy it for me. I also sell underwear. Just buy it for me and I will send it to you.

R110 yes I will accept Panera. Food is very important to me and my training sometimes I appreciate getting food more than the other stuff since Im always starving. I also accept Buffalo Wild Wings cards, Dominos, Pizza Hut, Applebee’s, Olive Garden, Chili’s, and my daily Starbucks. ⭐️

R111 DM me.

Updated Wish List:

Water with electrolytes, protein shakes, basketball shoes, bluetooth speaker, have those links below. If you love me extra extra new queen size bed, leopard print bedsheets, orange bedsheets, laptop, iphone 11 pro, disco ball, disco lights, strobe lights, stripper pole, prize wheel, 7t pro, goldendoodle, golden retriever, border collie, Savannah cat, Bengal tiger, macbook, MacBook Pro, synyster gates custom guitar, gibson les paul, fender stratocaster. Patriots or celtics tickets. Vacations, cruises,big tv, ipad, bogner uberschall half stack. ps4 pro, Bose WIRELESS headphones, AirPods, i could go all day just throwing those out there! Amazon, Walmart, Target, Best Buy, Visa gift, Grubhub, Uber eats card, Panera, Buffalo Wild Wings, Dominos, jockstraps, Pizza Hut, Olive Garden, Applebee’s, Chili’s, TGIFridays, Starbucks, 9 inch dildo, 10 inch dildo, 7 inch dildo, Calvin Klein underwear, red Nike hat, blue Nike hat, black Nike hat, Nike tanktops, Nike shorts, Nike socks, Nike flip flops, Coke Rewards, Starbucks stars, everything i get from ya'll will be presented on camera and i will explain my use and need for them to help grow my career and make my entertainment better for everyone. I like to be spoiled but i actually appreciate everyone love you! Give this holiday. Dis the season for giving. Don’t be cheap this Christmas. Ho Ho Ho!!!

Thanks for the photo. I love you too, but I am still waiting for the new rug for the guest room from you and a donation to my son's college fund, I'd like a new scarf, new ear buds and Guinness Stout. I love you!

I'd like to visit Arizona (I've never been).

Hey, dont forget the nachos, lots of guacamole please.

I have 4 or 5 huge trash bags filled with recyclable aluminum cans. If you'd like them, I can leave them by the curb for you to pick up if you're in SoCal. Just let me know.

Bob C of the DL is an IDJIT!

Guys don't make fun, in R113 he says he knows he doesn't got much dalmations. How much dalmations do you need?

Thank you for asking what other sites we recumment you go on, I can tell you're not a prostatetutate, a grifter yes, but not a prostatetatute!

[quote]How much dalmations do you need?

Somebody told him dalmations was a currency.

It's been over a month and still no donations! Tbh I'm a little surprised. With all the thirsty desperate old queens out there, you'd think there'd be at least one small contribution.

What he needs to do instead of a GFM is jerkoff shows on Chaturbate. I've known some rather plain looking 20-something straight boys who make $200 a show on there.

Serious question, does GoFundMe allow you to donate $0.01? I'm a bitch, so if I could, I'll give him literally one cent.

Wasn't he on Chaturbate the other day? There was a thread here about it:

R120 goddamn. Weird midget proportions and a sloppy, blown-out hole. I guess that explains why nobody's contributed yet.

R119 I think someone wanted to give him a dollar but he has a $5 minimum.

How did people find him online? DL posters have amazing stalking skills. And is the dumbass using his real name for all his grifter shenanigans?

"I also sell underwear. Just buy it for me and I will send it to you. "

This can't be real, can it?

I really hope the above posters are kidding when they talk about him requesting animals (border collie, goldendoodle, Savannah cat—wtf?)

Why would anyone even want to adopt a bunch of dogs and cats at once? He can barely be responsible for himself.

OP worked at a CallCenter and a restaurant and made 50k a year? Right! Currently living in the spare room of a married couple. He's also 26 and wants to start his NFL career now? Oh honey!

R114 and R115 made me laugh. Thank you.

This is why I come here lol.

Someone please call the SPCA or Humane Society or PETA, This motherfucker has no business being near animals.

Interesting I am originally from Rhode Island too. Except I spent 50 years there. Finally had enough of the inanity.

The lighting makes it look like he has 2 buttholes 😝

OP, it's not too late to change your cb username. A piece of advice: try staying anonymous while showing your asshole for all the Internet to drool over (or be repulsed by). I really hope your username and all that are just a joke, because if not, well I kinda feel bad for what's gonna happen to your prospective career.

R129, eeeeeeeeewwwwwww!!

I changed my mind. Originally I thought he was a 4 but those goatse pics did the trick. He’s a ZERO.

It's not too late for this guy to transition into the WWE if he does gay porn first. Just ask Lars Sullivan.

[quote] OP: From Rhode island currently 26 years old quit my job 2 months ago and cant work another miserable 45-50K job 40-50 hours a week

My God, what a baby. No one wants to work a miserable job but they do it anyway. By “they”, I mean everybody except OP.

Who did this guy piss off so much to incite someone to pretend to be him on the internet? Because no one could be this cheerfully stupid.

OP, can you sing or dance? When it returns to Broadway next year, maybe you'd want to audition for CATS!

I'm too tired right now, but tomorrow I am going to contribute to his go fund me page

Get a job and pay your own way. No one cares.

You could be a contestant on Jeopardy.

Ask Ellen Degeneres for help.

Promote your tools on a whore site.

Or,

Be like the rest of us and suck it up.

he's got zero dollars

This post is classic mental illness at its finest. Tipping BPD.

OP, I would like to be the first gay man to be a Cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders just because I’m tired of working 40 hours. I am not a professional dancer, but will train hard when I get to my favorite gym in Dallas. Not sane.

Did you play football in college? If you are so good, contact Pete Carrol and play for free to earn bonus points.

R137 is OP.

OP, did you get lots of donations.

He had me at Applebee's

Little cocklet of a shrimp dick. And I don't mean Jumbo Shrimp Tempura! 🦐

R145 plus, it states he is in to women.

R145 and R146, that may be true, but he did say he loves us and

If you love him, how about a new queen size bed, laptop, iphone 11 pro, oneplus 7t pro, Patriots tickets, Celtic Tickets or a vacation?

Just check out his wishlist. He loves you.

The transition from a normal job, to the wish to start over in sports to a porn whore on was rather quick. I guess this is what happens to lazy grifters.

R148 or the mentally ill.

Oh honey ,no ones going to pay for that tiny dick. Now if hes offering hole he might get some takers.

Has there been an updated wish list since December 26th?

At that time, the wish list included: "…..orange bedsheets, laptop, iphone 11 pro, disco ball, disco lights, strobe lights, stripper pole, prize wheel, 7t pro, goldendoodle, golden retriever, border collie, Savannah cat, Bengal tiger, macbook, MacBook Pro, fender stratocaster. Patriots or celtics tickets."

Where does one purchase a prize wheel?

[quote]Where does one purchase a prize wheel?

From Florida grifter Jake Orlon. Remember the little cardboard prize wheel he made to award "prizes" to his subscribers?

R150 you mean this cave? R129

From his recent chaturbate shows, it looks like he never was able to move to Vegas. Wonder where he ended up...?