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What if Datalounge Had A Podcast?

What would we talk about? What would it be called?

by Anonymousreply 39December 16, 2019 1:04 PM

Pointless Bitchery

by Anonymousreply 1December 10, 2019 5:52 PM

Bitches Bitchin'

by Anonymousreply 2December 10, 2019 5:57 PM

Earrings.

Caftans.

by Anonymousreply 3December 10, 2019 5:57 PM

"What would we talk about?"

The British Royal Family of course!

by Anonymousreply 4December 10, 2019 5:57 PM

Tales of the Shitty

by Anonymousreply 5December 10, 2019 5:59 PM

[bold]"Between Two Cunts"[/bold]

Regular features:

Whose Collapse is Complete This Week?

Why Something That Was Just Released Completely Sucks (Contrary to Popular Opinion)

WWJD? (What Would Joan Do?) - advice segment

Vairst Letty & Co: Politics Through a DL Lens

Society Police: Dissecting the Latest Photos in New York Social Diary

Cunt o' the Week

by Anonymousreply 6December 10, 2019 6:33 PM

Miss Dolores Gray!

by Anonymousreply 7December 10, 2019 6:39 PM

To drain or not to drain.

by Anonymousreply 8December 10, 2019 6:43 PM

Ibitch.

by Anonymousreply 9December 10, 2019 6:45 PM

As long as the Shitbra can be used to smack a young celebrity in line I'm in......

by Anonymousreply 10December 10, 2019 6:45 PM

The eldergays would annoy the gaylings with questions about how to find and listen to it.

by Anonymousreply 11December 10, 2019 6:48 PM

Will it be true crime?

How about: What really happened to Ginny in billing...

by Anonymousreply 12December 10, 2019 6:49 PM

"Christmas With The Hissing Eldergays"

by Anonymousreply 13December 10, 2019 6:50 PM

Celebrity weight gain of the week.

by Anonymousreply 14December 10, 2019 6:55 PM

There'd be so much lisping people would mistake it for static.

by Anonymousreply 15December 10, 2019 6:59 PM

Would Harry Styles be a guest?

I never understood the DataLounge fixation on this poor boy!

by Anonymousreply 16December 10, 2019 7:04 PM

We'd need to record it on reel to reel and then convert it to digital, so it sounds like the Jackie and Judy tapes.

by Anonymousreply 17December 10, 2019 7:04 PM

I can imagine endless discussions about who is white-adjacent.

by Anonymousreply 18December 10, 2019 7:05 PM

In the interest of keeping it simple, it would be called Data Lounge. We would read selections from these threads the ones that have emerged since the last (weeky) podcast.

What about seasonal themed podcasts?

by Anonymousreply 19December 10, 2019 7:08 PM

Would there be Wit and Wisdom?

by Anonymousreply 20December 10, 2019 7:14 PM

[Quote] Would Harry Styles be a guest?

[Quote] I never understood the DataLounge fixation on this poor boy!

He's not a DL fixation. The people who post about him here are not local.

by Anonymousreply 21December 10, 2019 7:15 PM

#LoungeLizardLifestyles

by Anonymousreply 22December 10, 2019 7:50 PM

R22 - Are you referring to Harry Styles?

by Anonymousreply 23December 10, 2019 7:56 PM

I am a Larry shipper, a Larry believer if you will.

by Anonymousreply 24December 10, 2019 7:58 PM

If it was being recorded today ...

Opening: Kay Starr singing "Everybody's Waiting For the Man With the Bag"

Discursive off-topic discussion of the merits of Kay Starr, Patti Page and Connie Francis

BREAKING NEWS! Philip McKeon DEAD!

Speculation as to cause of death

"Alice" theme song discussion

Did Philip have BDF?

Argument over who has BDF, and whether it exists at all

Tales of the biggest and smallest dicks encountered

Break.

by Anonymousreply 25December 10, 2019 9:09 PM

PART TWO

Impeachment! Politics!

Maxine Waters' wig

Trump storms out of NATO as people laugh at him

Why did Vairst Letty dress like a bottle of French's mustard to meet the Queen?

Veering into discussion of Princess Anne. Someone says she has BDF. Nasty snickers

What else?

by Anonymousreply 26December 10, 2019 9:11 PM

[quote]"Christmas With The Hissing Eldergays"

Someone needs to record this Christmas album pronto!

by Anonymousreply 27December 12, 2019 2:07 AM

The casting of "Follies," the movie. A 22-part series.

by Anonymousreply 28December 12, 2019 2:20 AM

These queens are on the right track.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 29December 12, 2019 2:37 AM

Spontaneous Hole also could work

by Anonymousreply 30December 12, 2019 8:48 PM

"Surprise Aural"

by Anonymousreply 31December 12, 2019 8:51 PM

Andy Cohen’s wonky eye.

Andy Cohen’s tradition of ruining NYE

Andy Cohen’s trophy baby.

Andy Cohen’s fakery.

Andy Cohen’s diss of Dataloinge

by Anonymousreply 32December 12, 2019 8:55 PM

I forgot the title, so you’ll jabbed to help me out

by Anonymousreply 33December 12, 2019 8:56 PM

.^jabbed = have to

by Anonymousreply 34December 12, 2019 8:59 PM

Podcast name should be Jackie On Assistance

by Anonymousreply 35December 13, 2019 2:14 AM

Jackie On Assistance can be a segment. Nothing more.

by Anonymousreply 36December 13, 2019 2:16 AM

R31, true story, was trying to think of 'surprise anal', couldn't remember it exactly (time and THC), hence 'spontaneous hole' was born, both a rip-off AND homage while still being an incorrect answer.

by Anonymousreply 37December 16, 2019 10:35 AM

idk

by Anonymousreply 38December 16, 2019 10:50 AM

The Helen Lawson Programme

by Anonymousreply 39December 16, 2019 1:04 PM
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