Say what you will about Melania, but ...

But she, too, is a feckless cunt.

Herry Winstumz iz fetty nutrishusz

Her nose looks huge in that photo

... she can tell her right from her left in only two tries!

Why wasn't the title of this thread:

[Quote] Say what you will about [bold] the Slovenian Whore, [/bold] but ...

R5, I heet yoo wit bag!

Okay, I'm shamelessly stealing this from Deven Green, but:

... she can almost emotions.

She rims Trump for money. Nothing else to say. It’s why her breath always smells like greasy fast food

She's tall.

... Her kidneys are in great shape!

she's beautiful.

... diamonds are hooker's best friend.

I got nothing.

she truly loves her son!

she truly loves her son!

still pretty , and prettier than 99% women out there, even though she comes as "cold" and "distant".

She’s got the most difficult job in the world.

She is nothing but a cheap ho.

Golddigger

...the girl sure can suck a dick

...the reality is still worse

...try saying it with a dick in your mouth like her...

she smells worse than she looks.

She has absolutely no standards. You’d think she was on a desert island and Trump’s dick was the only thing to eat. Washington DC is not that isolated. They have supermarkets. She has no excuse now.

...she’s a piece of shit whore.

She managed to outgrift the grifters.

She’s still a stupid cunt.

Ivanka is worse.

She doesn't look like a gorillla.

A failure on all counts.

What a stupid ad. Eating jewellery?

She puts her wig on straight sometimes.

She doesn't have a dick.

She is an attractive woman who has invested a great deal of time l, money and effort into maintaining herself. She is not classically pretty or beautiful, but can look good to excellent. What else does she have to do during the day except spend most of her time working on herself?

Unfortunately, her sense of style and proportion is poor. Her clothes don't always fit well, nor do they accentuate the better parts of her figure. The spiked heels are very passe'. She's another one who never really looks comfortable or elegant. Grade C-

she knows how to wrangle a new boob job out of the American people

[QUOTE]The spiked heels are very passe'.

I totally disagree. She's a piece of shit and a terrible human; however, her shoe game is top notch.

her current face is much better looking than her original face. Can’t say the same about her boobs.

Say what you will about Melania, but...

She's attainable. Just pony up your balance sheet for her inspection.

Too many people muddle sex with mere desire

And when emotion intervenes the nets descend

It should on no account perplex or worse, inspire

It's but a pleasurable means to a measurable end

Why does no one comprehend?

Let us hope this lunacy is just a trend.

Her narrow eyes just look weird.

...she be best!

She remains sure that her wig and squinty-eyed look pleases her husband and her security guard boyfriend.

She keeps her son in thick gold chains and Adidas sweats.

She let Trump jizz in her. She bore him a child.

Never forget. Never forgive.

She loves those security guards at Tiffanys

First President’s wife with published nude pictures. That’s gotta be worth something.

Let's found a "Whore Hall of Fame" and she can be the first inductee!

She gets on Rosie O'Donnell's good side,

unlike her mangy soon-to-be ex-husband.

...she'd do it with virtually anyone no matter how repulsive...IF...the price is right!

I never thought I'd hate a First Lady more than Barbara Bush.

She must work a lot, since she eats diamonds for nutrition.

She's an aging trophy wife significantly past her prime.

Past her prime? Indeed, she is.

I still can't understand why they thought that was a good concept for a photo shoot. Why? Why is she eating jewellery?

... she's one of the cheaper Slovenian exports.

. . . At least she's smart enough to keep the Barron far away from Trump's reach, living with his grandparents for the most part.

... she can smuggle an elephant tusk for black market ivory out of Africa in the most interesting place without wobbling on her heels.

#mootoo

R54, please expand. He likes to HIT Barron?

I reelised these is a humour site, but cum on, guyz: take the hi roads- an Be Best!

Say what you want about Melania, but she is a very successful whore. Rarely has anyone whored to the heights the way she has. That takes talent.

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.. she looks more like Donnie Jr with each day!

I am so reech I eat the die moons like the spaghetti.

[quote]still pretty , and prettier than 99% women out there, even though she comes as "cold" and "distant".

Have you never seen other humans?

R59, any whore who winds up with Donald Trump has, on a profound level, failed. New York City is full of incredibly wealthy men—yet she’s married to a monster.

...she has an interesting collection of overcoats. All of the WH Christmas pictures of her showed her wearing a coat.

... I really don't care, do u?

She's still alive, which she won't be after he's out of office.

She made her bed,...but...wait...IS she laying in it...?

, but... she has the prettiest, perkiest titties of any naked Third Wife of a President in HISTORY!

... she put Slovenia on the map!

If ya gotta bump it bump it with a Trump...

R57 - There was a weird story, second hand knowledge, that the family set up a photo shoot. During it, Trump got mad and took a swipe at Barron, right in front of the photographer. The photo shoot was cancelled.

I wouldn't be surprised, there's stories of him hitting Donald Trump Jr.

She likes Donnies Big Mac Farts .

She seems to be a good mother.

When did you ever see her mothering her son?

I only see them drag the kid out for photo ops and to use to advance Trump's political career.

She's as smart as a box of hair.

R76 that's the point. She keeps him out of the public eye which is the most important thing she can do. The Obamas wisely did the same . Plus I have seen them interact and they seem to have a good relationship.

Say what you will about Melania, but she is a source of inspiration to talentless gold-digging whores around the world!

...she “lucked”into an unanticipated extension on her whore contract.

Is Slovenia what used to be in Yugoslavia? Llubljana used to be in Yugoslavia, I think.

And to those who say she’s a good mother, I’ll reserve judgement until we see what kind of man Baron becomes. If he changes his name and devotes his life to righting the wrongs of his family, then I’ll concede that maybe she was a good mother.

Maybe.

Melania taught the kid Slovenian. They speak to each other privately that way. That must drive Pee Brain out of his mind. His oldest three kids, too. They are conversant in Czech, which they learned from their mother, so they do it, too.

For someone as controlling as Pee Brain, he fucked up when he allowed his wives to teach the children languages he could not understand. Multi-lingual palace intrigue.

Only Don Jr. can speak and understand Czech. Ivanka and Eric are Czechless.

Do Slovenian and Czech have mutual intelligibility? If so, Don Jr. and Barron can use their own secret language to keep the other Trumps ignorant of their contrivances (except Melania).

I’m not convinced Eric speaks English.

First President’s wife with published nude pictures. That’s gotta be worth something.

Nope, paps caught Jackie Onassis on Skorpios and published the photos in PLayboy entitled Million(or billion) Dollar Bush. Apparently Ari tipped them off.

So, R84, are you saying that by the time she had her 2nd and 3rd children, Ivana Czeched out?

Melania is already compiling enough info to write (or dictate) a Kitty Kelly like bio on the Trump dynasty. Once her nasty crapola husband is out of office, she will leave him, take her son (which probably isn't Donnie's) and immediately get her book published, taking down all his kiddies along with the orange hair, limp dick, cums in two seconds troll doll. I don't like her as much as anybody else, but she's going to surprise everybody with her vile towards him and his yuck-yuck crotch droppings.

R86 when she was Jackie Onassis, she was no longer the President's wife.

[quote] Why wasn't the title of this thread:

[quote] Say what you will about the Slovenian Whore, but ...

I feel humbled that two of my pet phrases for Melania have become DL staples.

R90 they aren't, it's just one person

... she is not a carbon-based life form.

... even with all the surgeries and Botox, she can still make a human expression.

She loves Donald with all her heart and kidneys!

Wait. Have you guys even SEEN Melanie's signature? Someone savvier than me post it please. It's unbelievable.

Good heavens. Very spiky and aggressive. Any handwriting experts on DL?

She doesn't even have any originality when she's writing her name.

She's a hooker with a heart of schmatta!

[quote]Someone savvier than me post it please.

R95, you just copy the web address of the image and paste it in the box titled "Web Site Link".

So is she a sex symbol for the right like Sarah Palin was and Ann Coulter and Lindsey Graham currently are.

There's no link. But a pic of the White House Christmas card. I think it's obvious Trump has signed for her. I wonder why.

She's earned every penny, and then some.

Her anus is generously wide enough to accommodate several penises without lubricant.

Iz Not! While kindees being enlarged I hed that tightened!!

She's the wife of an impeached president.

[quote]paps caught Jackie Onassis on Skorpios and published the photos in PLayboy entitled Million(or billion) Dollar Bush. Apparently Ari tipped them off.

Not quite the same as voluntarily posing for nudie shots, though.

Say what you will....she's horrible.

[quote]wide enough to accommodate several penises without lubricant

With penises the size of my husband's, I can take an even dozen!

I"MA WHORE

she cunt

I don’t care what you bitches say, she looked amazing at this event. As divas go, I kind of love her. Too bad that’s, like, not allowed.

WHORE

she's a two-timing whore, harlot and bitch( "I don't really care. . . ")

no, she's NOT allowed

Yawn, typical responses. You can’t enjoy anything on a purely aesthetic or camp level anymore if it doesn’t pass the authoritarian test. Meh.

Strange dark ankle skin color

[quote]You can’t enjoy anything on a purely aesthetic or camp level anymore

SHE IS ON THE GOVERNMENT DOLE, CUNTY!!! NO, it's NOT all about aesthetics when she attacks people online and then claims her role as FLOTUS is about curbing online bulling, cunt.

Calm yourself, R116.

At least she doesn’t fuck her own dad