Geraldine of Cavillia: Troll Hair Don't Care

In before all the assholes comments about a new Henry Cavill thread.

No, I won't pay for a message board and nor will others. All of the paywalled threads are empty and useless.

MURIEL PLEASE REDTAG THIS IDIOT WHO WON'T PAY THE TWO DOLLARS

R2 GO FUCK YOURSELF TO MARS AND BACK.

R2 Why the hell are you so obsessed with Cavill Threads? No one is paying to comment on your Durrell threads so stop hacking mine! Sad cunt.

Geralt of Trollia

New Witcher featurette

I like that Henry is using any excuse to touch the sexy geek interviewer.

The "Onion" punchline fell flat as did his gay sidekick's lines.

Previously

This is how you get a God complex.

R7 Is there any audio to that video?

Sweaty pits R7

Last thread

What's the next promo he's due next?

Manila, Philipines R14

The man needs a transplant!

He needed it 6 years ago R16

Remember when Ben Blankenship the "bodyguard" didn't even step away for the couple to take a picture together?

Let me give another throwback to when Perez would out celebs. Oh, the Naughties.

Where's the one in which Perez said Cavill was strickly dickly?

This is what he lives for even if they are Shawn Mendes' fans.

He's totally floored over the fan response that he posted it on his IG.

LOL!

Delusions of Grandeur in the making. This idiot thinks he's the only one who fans cheered that day.

Can someone show him he wasn't the only star that night?

Manila, PH will be very underwhelming for him.

"Tits out for the Boys"

"Wanna play with my toys"

"Cavill may be Cavalier"

"But he sure aint no queer!"

"Tits out for the boys..."

Beautiful R27

I wish he comes out of the closet

R29 he has a new beard for the premier as predicted

R30 Who’s the beard?

Manila.

Hair looking slightly better but still looking like he's in a 70's Men's wear catalogue. Keep up with the times Henry!

He also looks underwhelmed by the pinoys reaction.

What's next on the promo tour?

If he had just undone the blazer he wouldn't have looked so bloated.

He needs a new stylist ASAP. What's happned. There was a point he used to actually dress decent to these things.

No good blaming the stylists. He's had countless stylists over the years and has still looked uncomfortable.

If he stopped with the roids he wouldn't be so out of proportion.

Looks a lot better here...

Oof that hairline. He looks like a handsome 48 year old.

Not as bad as the first jacket

It looks good there R41 but not when he's on stage. It made him look like he's wearing a suit dress.

R11 here

I'd want to see their sextape.

R43. He is totally flirting with that guy! He's got Henry sweating and staring at him. I didn't think he would be Henry's type, but Henry does look into him.

Lucky duck.

Did Henry dye his hair darker?

New beard. Looks like a teenager

He's doing another child beard?

Weird

[quote]New beard. Looks like a teenager

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[quote]New beard. Looks like a teenager

Says the 6ft 400lb WDW hag.

Looks nothing like a teen. We know WDW 'tard's are thick but...

R51 Not the poster you replied to but she does look younger than the 19 year old. And I'm no Frau either

R51 triggered?

She looks young. Barely reaches his boobs

Are petite adult women a rarity?

So there's two more dates left of this promo tour Poland and London, then what, straight into series two? I though Ebola was supposed to be released by now.

R55 No1 said that... You can be short as Fuk and look adult. She looks 15.

Aww fangurls and their blinds.

R3 yeah, what he said

That girl isn’t even next to him, so why do you assume she’s the new beard. Get back to me if there are more pics of them around each other.

It's time for a new beard since hasn't been with one for over a year.

They've been sighted a few times. Strange creepy choice. If you're going to beard... do it properly. Getting these young ass looking.

They are.....

second one

R63 It’s been over 2 years actually.

R64 Then where are the other pics?

Looks like could be his daughter

So cavill would rather keep up his creep reputation then come out

R69 Sadly, yes. He’s beyond pathetic.

R69 Exactly what I was going to say.

His PR and manager would rather make him look like a creeper borderline pedophile than just admit he's gay.

THAT'S the beard?

Hairline so fucked up.

His hair looks darker.

It has product on it that's why.

Less white hairs R75

Yeah, it's no secret he dyes his hair.

The actor we call the Henry Cavill is not a gay. I do not like. Stop with saying this now it is hurting the Henry Cavill and his family for fans of thinking he is liar and a gay. He always prove that he is no t so STOP IT NOW! I will report you to the management team of Henry Cavill and Dany Garcia, ex wife of the actor The Rock Johnson.

The actor we call the Henry Cavill is not a gay. I do not like. Stop with saying this now it is hurting the Henry Cavill and his family for fans of thinking he is liar and a gay. He always prove that he is no t so STOP IT NOW! I will report you to the management team of Henry Cavill and Dany Garcia, ex wife of the actor The Rock Johnson. This is he's page www.instagram.com/therock/

The actor we call the Henry Cavill is not a gay. I do not like. Stop with saying this now it is hurting the Henry Cavill and his family for fans of thinking he is liar and a gay. He always prove that he is no t so STOP IT NOW! I will report you to the management team of Henry Cavill and Dany Garcia, ex wife of the actor The Rock Johnson. This is he's page www.instagram.com/therock/

The actor we call the Henry Cavill is not a gay. I do not like. Stop with saying this now it is hurting the Henry Cavill and his family for fans of thinking he is liar and a gay. He always prove that he is no t so STOP IT NOW! I will report you to the management team of Henry Cavill and Dany Garcia, ex wife of the actor The Rock Johnson. This is he's page www.instagram.com/therock/

Dios Mio Raquel! He like to suck pene. You have vagine. No Henry Cavill for you!

R80 what the actual Fuk.

He fucks man ass. Get over it.

No R84 His ass is fucked by men.

R66 right now she is just an airport beard, is there any red carpet for the Ebola movie? Let see if she get promoted...

Raquel, could you tell Dany to go fuck herself, by now and with the help of steroid, she should have grown some kind of penis...

R84

Henry ass fucked by man long time.

Rachel, Henry flirts with man.

I'd like to see them fuck R88

happy family

Loooooveeeee

Oh god the fangurls have arrived.

New girlfriend has arrived)

Is that really the new beard??? If so, that is fucking creepy! She looks young enough to be his daughter. Then again, it probably takes someone really young to be dumb enough to agree to be a beard.

Thick bastards all over instagram are just now convinced he's gay 😂 what took them so long.

If he would just embrace his true self and come out, R94.

R95 Better late than never! In any case, looks like this has backfired big time!