And apparently he's into reindeer games
It tastes like cookies?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 8, 2019 2:51 PM |
Hey, birds do it, bees do it, the Christmas Moose does not do it because he’s only 4 and shy and stuff.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 12, 2019 2:03 AM |
FOCM thinks himself a modern-day Cole Porter.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 12, 2019 2:06 AM |
The Christmas Moose is out of jail?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 12, 2019 2:12 AM |
I have the vapors.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 12, 2019 2:18 AM |
Moosie is not in jail. He’s in ROTC training for night flight, at Otis Air Force base on Cape Code. As I have already related. Honestly, you people really burn me up. Anyway, he gets his wings on Friday if all goes well. If not, well, maybe a cow can lead Santa’s sleigh? Certainly not R6.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 12, 2019 2:20 AM |
Cape Code?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 12, 2019 2:20 AM |
Yes, Cape Code. It’s a super secret Canadian Cape, you cluck.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 12, 2019 2:22 AM |