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Christmas Moose is making beer

And apparently he's into reindeer games

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by Anonymousreply 9December 12, 2019 2:22 AM

Oh Rudolph...

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by Anonymousreply 1December 8, 2019 7:18 AM

It tastes like cookies?

by Anonymousreply 2December 8, 2019 2:51 PM

Hey, birds do it, bees do it, the Christmas Moose does not do it because he’s only 4 and shy and stuff.

by Anonymousreply 3December 12, 2019 2:03 AM

FOCM thinks himself a modern-day Cole Porter.

by Anonymousreply 4December 12, 2019 2:06 AM

The Christmas Moose is out of jail?

by Anonymousreply 5December 12, 2019 2:12 AM

I have the vapors.

by Anonymousreply 6December 12, 2019 2:18 AM

Moosie is not in jail. He’s in ROTC training for night flight, at Otis Air Force base on Cape Code. As I have already related. Honestly, you people really burn me up. Anyway, he gets his wings on Friday if all goes well. If not, well, maybe a cow can lead Santa’s sleigh? Certainly not R6.

by Anonymousreply 7December 12, 2019 2:20 AM

Cape Code?

by Anonymousreply 8December 12, 2019 2:20 AM

Yes, Cape Code. It’s a super secret Canadian Cape, you cluck.

by Anonymousreply 9December 12, 2019 2:22 AM
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