I rimmed a straight guy last night
A guy I hooked up with from Grindr. Latino. I started blowing him, worked my way down to his nutsack and then started eating out his hole.
He loved it! He had never had it done to him before. It made me wonder if most straight guys are rimming virgins?
|by Anonymous||reply 89||December 7, 2019 4:45 PM
A fool never learns... didn't you almost suffocate rimming a dude months ago?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||December 6, 2019 8:00 PM
Yes, that is I, R1. What can I say? I love eating guys' asses.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||December 6, 2019 8:02 PM
Most straight guys don't do anal play, so yes they would be rimming virgins.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||December 6, 2019 8:08 PM
Would have believed - except he was on Grindr..... so
|by Anonymous||reply 10||December 6, 2019 8:13 PM
It was lovely, R9. A little bit of hair along the crack just like I like it.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||December 6, 2019 8:17 PM
Straight women would never rim. They barely tolerate giving BJs.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||December 6, 2019 8:24 PM
R1 The OP will die via rimming.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||December 6, 2019 8:25 PM
I met up with a married guy once who wanted to me to eat his ass before he plowed me. He was a tall beefy dude and I couldn't wait to go down on his ass but the moment I saw the skid marks in his underwear I knew his no-no was a big NO-NO. 'Twas a sad day.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||December 6, 2019 8:27 PM
He's married with kids, R12.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||December 6, 2019 8:35 PM
That's called "closeted" R18
|by Anonymous||reply 19||December 6, 2019 8:37 PM
Straight guys love to get rimmed. Something women will never do. Most don’t like anal penetration but rimming is a sensation that they’ve never had and feels good. Unfortunately they are also unfamiliar with the cleanliness requirements.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||December 6, 2019 8:40 PM
Congrats, OP. You popped his rimming cherry. Now he's going to want his wife Maria to start rimming him all of the time.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||December 6, 2019 8:43 PM
And FWIW (though it won't change the thinking of delusional DLers) when I was single and in my 20s, I quickly figured out that the fastest way to optimize hookup apps was to bill myself as a "Straight-acting Bi Jock" whose "girlfriend was out of town" or "on business trip and want to experiment before getting engaged" or some other line.
I assume many others do too. I even knew a guy who had a fake wedding ring to make it more authentic.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||December 6, 2019 8:45 PM
Oh honey, R22. You type Bottom. I'm sure they figured it out fast!
|by Anonymous||reply 23||December 6, 2019 8:46 PM
Getting a good rim job is such a pleasure. Ass. Balls. Cock. In that order.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||December 6, 2019 8:53 PM
Yeah OP, he was straight, just because he told you so. God it's amazing how easily taken in so many queens are. They'll believe anything if it fits their fantasies.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||December 6, 2019 8:58 PM
How do you get past the smell, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||December 6, 2019 9:03 PM
Oh sweetie, straight? You received honours in your Bachelor of Naivety, didn't you?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||December 6, 2019 9:05 PM
Do you kiss your mother with those same lips, OP?!
|by Anonymous||reply 28||December 6, 2019 9:09 PM
Some straight couples are into anal play, so they're not all anal virgins.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||December 6, 2019 9:20 PM
I doubt most women are rimming their hubbies or boyfriends.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||December 6, 2019 9:32 PM
A "straight" guy who seems out another guy to rim his asshole. Yeah, right! The OP is indeed a troll. No straight man wants another guy to lick his asshole.
If a straight guy wanted his ass licked he'd try to enlist a woman to do it. It's not a far-fetched notion. "Butt play", as it's discreetly called, is in vogue these days among straight couples. New York magazine did a story on it, and the author even mentioned a guy friend, a hairy guy friend, who had sat on the face of his beautiful blonde girlfriend. The author of the piece was kind of rattled by the image of the hairy guy sitting on his girlfriend's "beautiful blonde face." Straight couples are into rimming, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||December 6, 2019 9:41 PM
You type delusional R32, if you think women rimming men is some common thing. No matter what "New York Magazin" claims.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||December 6, 2019 9:44 PM
I think most straight guys don't want anything near their hole. Their loss!
|by Anonymous||reply 34||December 6, 2019 10:06 PM
I wonder if the Chaturbate "pegging guy" has ever been rimmed.
I would definitely volunteer!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||December 6, 2019 10:09 PM
[quote]the Chaturbate "pegging guy"
Um... link please!
|by Anonymous||reply 36||December 6, 2019 10:11 PM
He has his own thread. There is no need to make another about him.
And he hasn’t.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||December 6, 2019 10:12 PM
R37, so he's had dildos up his ass but not a tongue?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||December 6, 2019 10:12 PM
A dildo is a toy. He can do that himself. If he wants to be tongued he needs another human to do it.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||December 6, 2019 10:14 PM
OP, sorry I have to laugh, but straight guys do not hook up with others guys via Grindr! If he had "straight" on his profile and he told you he's straight, he lied. You're an adult and free to make choices, but please don't put your tongue in a stranger's ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||December 6, 2019 10:21 PM
The OP knows the guy isn't straight. He's just willing to keep the falacy er, I mean fantasy going in his own mind because it makes him feel special to think he fagged, er I mean bagged himself a straight guy.
It's amazing how easy some people find it to lie themselves into believing anything they want.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||December 6, 2019 10:28 PM
Fine. I hooked up with a dude of indeterminate sexuality who lives an otherwise straight life. Better?
|by Anonymous||reply 43||December 6, 2019 10:34 PM
I can get the excitement to hook up with a man who is married to a woman. Honestly though, I always thought rimming a straight man might be questionable fun. Do they maintain the same anal hygiene as gay men?
|by Anonymous||reply 44||December 6, 2019 10:49 PM
R44 I watched a sexy, well-built Native American gay guy give his slightly older, slim curious buddy his first experience with a man on cam. It was unbelievably erotic. Obviously, both very nice guys, especially the gay guy who was super sweet, communicative and often smiling. Curious man was very quiet and visibly nervous to point of sometimes trembling. Things heated up when gay boy asked if he could put his tongue against curious man's hole; he said OK. He liked it, but it also freaked him out. Couldn't believe what I was seeing! I knew it was genuine. They got heavier, curious man's eyes rolled up and his head titled back. I knew he was into it. That's just one reason I say seeing real men have sex is better than any porn.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||December 6, 2019 11:03 PM
R45, is there video of that? Sounds hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||December 6, 2019 11:07 PM
R46 no, but I'll never forget. Really liked the Native American. Had the brightest smile and was hunky.. He'd tell the audience what he was going to do, then grin. The curious man had a lean, tight body. He never fully relaxed, though.. Cam sites don't permit recording -- that's illegal under the DMCA. Had no idea what I was about to see! I'm a bit of a voyeur. I didn't jerk off, but I was hard and leaking.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||December 6, 2019 11:16 PM
CAM4 and Chaturbate are the two I use most.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||December 6, 2019 11:22 PM
I occasionally hook up with a married guy who is bi. Ass licking, pit slurping, ball lapping and muscle worship are not activities his wife is going to participate in.
So there's me.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||December 6, 2019 11:25 PM
Once you get rimmed, life is never the same again.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||December 6, 2019 11:25 PM
After you rimmed him, did your dick accidentally slide into his asshole?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||December 6, 2019 11:30 PM
My married man love getting my big tongue in his butt,, but he was so hairy I don't think my tongue ever really touched his hole, but he was extremely happy, so I was happy. I almost always had great fun with bi and married men and they pursued me. I've never asked a man to rim me. I more appreciate other things.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||December 6, 2019 11:31 PM
R53 that happened once with a 9" twink buddy. He yelped and almost rocketed up to my ceiling. LOL.
He would only try topping me once and unfortunately, it wasn't his thing. I'll never forget him. Moved to another city.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||December 6, 2019 11:35 PM
R54 Regarding rimming: Wet probing tongues and big slurpy ice cream licks stimulating your pucker will turn you out. Call me. I can help you. 👅
|by Anonymous||reply 56||December 6, 2019 11:39 PM
Rimming's been quite normal in mainstream het porn for quite a while. I think it was Rocco Siffredi who really made it a thing in the 90s. So yes, it wouldn't surprise me at all that many straight men would be at least curious about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||December 6, 2019 11:40 PM
R57 it might be in porn but do you know any women who readily lick their man's' ass or pits? I know of none in real life. Ass and pit licking is a man-on-man thing unless the straights do it for a clickbait fetishization but it is NOT mainstream by any account. Men are hound dogs and do dirty shit. It's why we like 'em.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||December 6, 2019 11:47 PM
Rocco is one of the few that did it back in the 80s and 90s. It still didn’t go mainstream until recent years in hetero porn. It was seen as kink.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||December 6, 2019 11:47 PM
R56 I don't keep up with slang. What does it mean to turn out a man? I didn't say I've never been rimmed; I said I've never asked. A guy I got with had E.D. or some other problem, so he told me he was going to "do me a favor" and take a long trip downtown even though I didn't ask. He basically wasted his time and mine. If I'm in the mood to bottom, I want a nice dick in me. I usually do most of the work unless my top takes charge.
R57 I watched a str8 female porn actress known for ass play, so it's definitely in the mainstream. Her hole was abused and banged up as bad as any power bottom I've seen. LOL
|by Anonymous||reply 60||December 6, 2019 11:48 PM
R60 "turn a man out" has many definitions depending on the circumstances. In this instance it means I'll win you over and make you a committed recipient of rimming based on my exceptional anal/oral stimulation skills which, by the way, are legendary in my circle.
Hairy holes are a plus. 😍
|by Anonymous||reply 61||December 6, 2019 11:53 PM
R61 you dirty bird. Would you care for an Altoid?
|by Anonymous||reply 62||December 6, 2019 11:57 PM
R62 no thanks but I will need a full face wash eventually but not before I savor the man scent that permeates my stache and beard which I generally allow to fester overnight so I can relive the experience upon awakening.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||December 7, 2019 12:03 AM
Most straight guys don’t clean their asses properly, hence all the skid marks. Wouldn’t do it for the world.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||December 7, 2019 12:06 AM
You didn't suffocate this time?
|by Anonymous||reply 65||December 7, 2019 12:08 AM
:Ass and pit licking is a man-on-man thing unless the straights do it for a clickbait fetishization but it is NOT mainstream by any account."
Oh, come on. You think women don't do nasty shit, too? Believe me, they do.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||December 7, 2019 12:45 AM
Nope, R65. Not this time!
|by Anonymous||reply 67||December 7, 2019 12:48 AM
R66 Please. I'm a bi guy. Women simply are not going to town on your pits, they're not slurping at your butt hole, they're not mesmerized by your man bush aroma. You may find a random chick who likes that shit but it would be exceedingly rare, That activity is man stuff. Pure and simple.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||December 7, 2019 1:17 AM
I’ve never seen a woman go to town on your pits but have on rimming for a while now.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||December 7, 2019 1:20 AM
Hmm, I have some straight couple friends I'm seeing this weekend. Over brunch, I'm tempted to ask them if they rim their man's hole.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||December 7, 2019 1:22 AM
R70 if they do or have, of course they won't admit it
|by Anonymous||reply 71||December 7, 2019 1:24 AM
R68, R69, R70, I'm laughing again about that comedy program with the Tenderloins. They send Murray into the pharmacy for a douche and he's asking advice. An older man comes in and agrees to help him out. So the older man takes him aside and gives him advice, then confides in him. He says, "Personally, I like a dirty pussy." LOL
You can't assume what str8 people do or don't do. It depends on the individual. There are raunchy or kinky fuckers everywhere.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||December 7, 2019 1:27 AM
R69 you've seen a woman rimming me??? No woman has ever rimmed me despite my casual and sometimes eager encouragement.
Pits? Forget it. Women won't do it despite that a wet tongue up in there feels better than a blow job. Dudes, if you're not getting your ass licked and your pits lapped at you're missing out on some hot sex.
The reasons I like guys is because they do freaky shit. Dudes are dogs and I'm ok with that.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||December 7, 2019 1:29 AM
I got rimmed in college by several girls and this was the 80s, but a degenerate Ivy League campus where the girls rarely asked for condoms. They had the pill or diaphragms and wanted their coozes splooged everyday. I am a guy and was bi then.
Now, 2020, all prole straights have been into ass play for at least 15-20 years.
This is an EST.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||December 7, 2019 1:32 AM
R74 Please shut up. EST is a bullshit accusation for queens who've never had a real sex life. It makes them feel better if everybody's life was as sexless and boring as there's.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||December 7, 2019 1:38 AM
^^^ there's s/b theirs. Oh, dear.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||December 7, 2019 1:41 AM
[quote] You type delusional [R32], if you think women rimming men is some common thing. No matter what "New York Magazin" claims.
Maybe older women don't but in high school, around 2000, many girls were already tossing guy's salads. Then they were doing it in college, and I still run into ones my age and younger, who do it. It is weird but I don't like a woman doing it. With a guy it is hot, but I don't like women going back there.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||December 7, 2019 1:43 AM
R71, after a few morning drinks, some of them will spill!
|by Anonymous||reply 78||December 7, 2019 1:43 AM
Google women rimming men. It’s very common now. All the major male porn stars have been rimmed numerous times now, and not In kink scenes.
Johnny Sins etc. all have done it now.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||December 7, 2019 1:43 AM
Porn is not real life, Rose.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||December 7, 2019 1:47 AM
Douches...how can women be so stupid as to do that? Being clean is one thing, but to use some kind of contraption to make your pussy smell like flowers is idiocy. Most doctors advise against it because it can lead to infections and increase the sustainability of contracting STDs. But a lot of women do it, simply to make their pussy smell nice for some guy.
In Marianne Faithfull's memoir she tells of how when Mick got back from an American tour he suggested she start using "ice cream flavored douches." He'd been having an affair with groupie slut extraordinaire Pamela Des Barres, and she later realized where he got the idea from when she read Des Barre's memoir; she had "a whole rap about strawberry and peach flavored douches." Marianne told Mick "Listen sweetheart, this may be what you get from your groupies in America, but you're talking to me now. So fuck off!." Still, out of curiosity, she got the device from a chemist, but the douche turned out to have a medicinal flavor (it was obviously not the kind Des Barres used), so she ended up substituting jasmine florist bath oil, "but I don't think MIck noticed."
|by Anonymous||reply 82||December 7, 2019 2:14 AM
R82 my grandmother used them. It was a different era. They didn't know what we know today. They were told it would help prevent pregnancy. Today I know that will contribute to promoting pregnancy. Before Dr. Abraham Flexner and his germ theory, doctors were considered beyond reproach and they didn't even wash their hands before surgery. Then Listerine came along. BTW, it's very bad to use Listerine as a regular mouthwash, as that company wrongly promoted the "dreaded halitosis:". So how were women to know about douching when the Massengill company advertised that they needed to do it and that women should use their douche solution?
|by Anonymous||reply 83||December 7, 2019 2:20 AM
R83 Did your grandmother rim grandpa?
|by Anonymous||reply 84||December 7, 2019 2:38 AM
R84 neither even drank alcohol or cursed, so I'm certain not.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||December 7, 2019 2:51 AM
Straight men always have questionable anal hygiene.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||December 7, 2019 3:14 AM
R86 so, like, what do you consider UNquestionable anal hygiene.
Y'know, for science.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||December 7, 2019 3:22 AM
I'll post some visual examples later, R87.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||December 7, 2019 11:43 AM
R74 Your tale of all of these 80s cumsluts rimming guys sounds implausible.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||December 7, 2019 4:45 PM