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Twitter Election: A Dystopian Fantasy Story

Imagine future presidents can only be elected by Twitter users. One big Twitter poll that’s open for 24 hours.

Who’s our next president?

by Anonymousreply 6December 5, 2019 3:39 PM

Jason Bateman, who promises to pardon Rick Schroder as long as he sucks his cock

by Anonymousreply 1December 5, 2019 1:42 PM

Blossom The Protesting Transwoman.

by Anonymousreply 2December 5, 2019 1:43 PM

Sheniqua, a trans disabled woman of color who didn't graduate high school.

by Anonymousreply 3December 5, 2019 3:18 PM

The most popular people on Twitter:

Barack Obama (110.2m followers)

Katy Perry (108.3m followers) ...

Justin Bieber (107.3m followers) ...

Rihanna (94.5m followers) ...

Taylor Swift (85.1m followers) ...

Cristiano Ronaldo (81m followers) ...

Lady Gaga (80.2m followers) ...

Ellen DeGeneres (79m followers) ...

by Anonymousreply 4December 5, 2019 3:36 PM

Baby Yoda

by Anonymousreply 5December 5, 2019 3:37 PM

I would totally take Baby Yoda over our current president.

by Anonymousreply 6December 5, 2019 3:39 PM
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