Wow, Canada.

Be fair, OP.

She doesn't look too bad for a woman who's had to bear 5 of Scheer's children so far.

He’s from Saskatchewan. It’s the Mississippi of Canada.

what a frumpy Fraulein

No, R2, he's from Ottawa.

OP, if you are posting from the U.S.? Um, yes, you have seen fuglier couples. Lots of them.

You'd think with their money they'd splurge on a stylist. Someone needs to help her with her hair and show her how to appropriately dress for her frame. She's doing the ruched dress all wrong.

R4 Hunty, he represents REGINA.

Well, yes, R7, but he's from Ottawa, not a Sask born and bred hillbilly.

The lighting of that photo is not helping them at all. Shadows all over her face. He looks like death. I'm sure a better photographer in a better setting would have helped (or a photographer who doesn't secretly hate them or something.)

At least they're not eating GMO tainted food.

R8 One look at them, and it’s obvious they can put more than 22 gene pairs between them.

Is he circumcised?

Kind of an unusual question, R12, but he could be. Many Anglophone Canadian boys of his generation were snipped.

French Canadian boys, like Justin Trudeau, are more likely to be uncut.

It’s true about the poor lighting, it does neither of them any favors. They both look like anyone you would meet at a bowling alley in the USA.

The woman just needs a hairdo re-do and the man could lose thirty pounds.

Her hair is awful! What on earth made her think that that "style" suits her? She needs a cut and colour.

This is actually an improvement for her.

She has a nice rack.

R17 = Trump

OP shallow as fuck, must come from a low class family

Hey, Andy, R19. Your own party can't stand you, how does that make you feel?