A Facebook rumor about white vans is spreading fear across America

My friend Mavis Perkins from the ladies auxiliary said her son Leroy was abducted by a colored man and a China man outside the Sonic in broad daylight!!!!! They released him after performing a "rectal expirament " on him!!! Leroy keeps returning to the scene of the crime for some reason and did not seem upset by the incident.

A nation of sheeple.!

Baltimore. It would be Baltimore.

Meanwhile, 70,000 migrant children and women are being disappeared and sold off for rapist pedo cannibal Rethugs.

[quote]I guess those Russian bots theories aren't so far-fetched after all.

They're not rumors. Stop spreading your own disinformation.

White vans? Like... the ones amazon delivery people use?

Who believes crap like this? As a matter of fact, who believes any "news" they get from Facebook?

And all the white vans are registered to H R Clinton, Chappaqua NY?

Thankfully, the human traffickers warn you by trying a zip tie somewhere on your car.

I'm always amazed by the nexus of gullibility, inordinate fear, belief in urban legends. . . and conservatives. Every single person I know who is a Conservative or (often) a Republican will believe the most ridiculous things. When you call them on (which you do at your peril because there is no getting through to them), they come back with the favorite retort: Well, let's check Google! Which they never do, they just let that be the end of the discussion.

R10 Conservatives are a paradox, they are so suspicious of Democratic politicians and the DC Swamp. But then they'll believe any old made up shit that comes across a facebook feed.

The lack of consistency always surprises me, but then again many of them are authoritarian personality types that just want a strong man to tell them what to do.

Somebody needs to poison Putin.

Or at least make Putin watch Ru Paul's Drag Race season 7 on repeat.

Middle-class white women are so bored and desperate for something to feel victimized by that they convince themselves that people are around every corner waiting to traffic them for sex. It does not happen.

Some people thrive on fear. If there is nothing to fear, they'll either invent something to fear or believe anything that will give them a reason to feel fearful. It's a very strange condition.

Does the white van have Florida license plates?

All the fat fraus worrying about being abducted and sold into sex slavery makes me giggle.

They’re mistaken about the make of the car.

O.J. and Al Cowlings must be in town.

Or Bruno Mars and Mark Ronson

Me and Tracy ain’t leaving the house until the culprits are caught.

I’ll bet Velma Von Tussle is behind this.

White Republicans are a much bigger threat.

My god republicans really are that stupid. We are fucked.

I live in a 55+ community and these vans are on every corner...delivering Amazon orders. There have been no elderfraus reported missing.

For fuck’s sake, people are so stupid.

Are you sure R23? The bingo hall has been pretty empty lately.

Thanks for the heads up!

The same people that believed that HIV infected syringes were left in the seats at AMC movie theaters.

(yawnnn)

The vast majority of trafficked girls and women either made the mistake of buying into a "job" opportunity, often in a foreign country where they have no claim to legal residency, that actually turns out to be prostitution or they're trafficked/pimped by men they know personally, usually boyfriends.

Traffickers know to stay away from women who have people who would notice them missing and whose disappearance would make national news.

I can sort of relate. As a kid in the 80s, every time I saw an econoline van I thought it must belong to some kidnapping pedo molester.

R27 is so cute when he tri

R27 is cute when she tries to be authentic. So fucking cute!🙄

Just set it down. That's good.

Get in the truck. I wanna push it all the way up.

I really appreciate this. Thank you. Thank you.

Push it all the way back.

- Is this good? - Yeah.

- That's great. - OK.

Say, are you about a size ?

Ever since reading this silly thread I'm seeing white vans everywhere!

Hillary’s 15 thousand emails are located in these white vans.