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Help! My Gerbil Got Out Of It's Cage Last Night

I've been up all night looking for it.

Normally I wouldn't worry but I have Alejandra Silva over tonight, and I'm sure she'll bring her husband.

by Anonymousreply 17December 5, 2019 10:34 PM

We'll see what we can do, Mr. Gere.

by Anonymousreply 1December 4, 2019 3:13 PM

Don't look at me!

by Anonymousreply 2December 4, 2019 3:13 PM

Are you trying to say you escaped from your mom's basement naked, stoned again?

by Anonymousreply 3December 4, 2019 3:15 PM

If you are in Hell's Kitchen I'm afraid it's gone forever.

by Anonymousreply 4December 4, 2019 3:38 PM

Poor gerbil

by Anonymousreply 5December 4, 2019 7:25 PM

It's okay, Alejandra and her husband are just your imaginary friends. No need to panic, OP.

by Anonymousreply 6December 4, 2019 8:20 PM

I hope you douched

by Anonymousreply 7December 4, 2019 8:27 PM

I’m sure the cat will find it for you.

by Anonymousreply 8December 4, 2019 8:29 PM

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by Anonymousreply 9December 4, 2019 8:36 PM

It's Cage

It is cage? It is a cage? What the fuck are you trying to type, you dumb-shit cuntlette?

You can't type proper punctuation or take care of a small pet. You're a useless sack of flesh.

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by Anonymousreply 10December 4, 2019 8:56 PM

Try looking in your shoes in the closet.

One of their most common hiding places.

by Anonymousreply 11December 4, 2019 9:06 PM

Check Melania’s vagina, Mr President

by Anonymousreply 12December 4, 2019 9:13 PM

Check Richsrd Gere’s Butt.

by Anonymousreply 13December 4, 2019 9:37 PM

Did you check your hole?

by Anonymousreply 14December 4, 2019 9:48 PM

I still can't find him and Richard refused to use the bathroom all night.

by Anonymousreply 15December 5, 2019 11:37 AM

T15 yes, I heard Richard is Always Cunstipated.

by Anonymousreply 16December 5, 2019 10:20 PM

Is “cage” a euphemism for anus?

by Anonymousreply 17December 5, 2019 10:34 PM
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