I've been up all night looking for it.
Normally I wouldn't worry but I have Alejandra Silva over tonight, and I'm sure she'll bring her husband.
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I've been up all night looking for it.
Normally I wouldn't worry but I have Alejandra Silva over tonight, and I'm sure she'll bring her husband.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 5, 2019 10:34 PM |
We'll see what we can do, Mr. Gere.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 4, 2019 3:13 PM |
Don't look at me!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 4, 2019 3:13 PM |
Are you trying to say you escaped from your mom's basement naked, stoned again?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 4, 2019 3:15 PM |
If you are in Hell's Kitchen I'm afraid it's gone forever.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 4, 2019 3:38 PM |
Poor gerbil
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 4, 2019 7:25 PM |
It's okay, Alejandra and her husband are just your imaginary friends. No need to panic, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 4, 2019 8:20 PM |
I hope you douched
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 4, 2019 8:27 PM |
I’m sure the cat will find it for you.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 4, 2019 8:29 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 4, 2019 8:36 PM |
It's Cage
It is cage? It is a cage? What the fuck are you trying to type, you dumb-shit cuntlette?
You can't type proper punctuation or take care of a small pet. You're a useless sack of flesh.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 4, 2019 8:56 PM |
Try looking in your shoes in the closet.
One of their most common hiding places.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 4, 2019 9:06 PM |
Check Melania’s vagina, Mr President
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 4, 2019 9:13 PM |
Check Richsrd Gere’s Butt.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 4, 2019 9:37 PM |
Did you check your hole?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 4, 2019 9:48 PM |
I still can't find him and Richard refused to use the bathroom all night.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 5, 2019 11:37 AM |
T15 yes, I heard Richard is Always Cunstipated.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 5, 2019 10:20 PM |
Is “cage” a euphemism for anus?
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