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James Bond "No Time To Die" Trailer

Meh. Not enough Bush Baby.

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by Anonymousreply 19January 18, 2020 3:18 PM

Direct link. Malek's in this?

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by Anonymousreply 1December 4, 2019 12:48 PM

Daniel Craig is getting too old for this role.

by Anonymousreply 2December 4, 2019 12:49 PM

Visually exciting but so many of the actors don't seem to be speaking with much conviction IMHO.

by Anonymousreply 3December 4, 2019 7:37 PM

Craig got OLD. He was so hot in Casino Royale.

Christoph Waltz. A Burned Rami Malek. A fat Ralph Fiennes. A Black Female Double O. How Woke.

by Anonymousreply 4December 5, 2019 8:43 AM

what a vanilla dumb ass nothing title.....it wont be huge hit

by Anonymousreply 5December 5, 2019 9:07 AM

Malik should have played bond. … craig is toast.

by Anonymousreply 6December 5, 2019 9:08 AM

From here I think they should have revolving 00's until they hit on who really wears the role the best. For instance, the next movie should feature two 00's working on a case together, the studio should just write the best story for the genre instead of worrying about one and only one person carrying the franchise. It's too difficult to gauge people at this point. Flesh out the world of 00's and as I said feature new faces as "Bond" until one is clearly the next to carry the mantle.

by Anonymousreply 7December 5, 2019 3:03 PM

[quote]Malik should have played bond. … craig is toast.

Malik as Bond? Never! However I do agree Craig is starting to look extra crispy. He's turning into Valentino in front of our very eyes. Even his pinched mouth is starting to look like an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 8December 5, 2019 3:10 PM

Craig IS looking old, so old I almost feel bad poor old James is being put through the grinder again.

It may hurt to watch this one. I'll be watching for potential hip breaking moments.

Be funny if during several action sequences James pleads to stop the action so he can pee.

by Anonymousreply 9December 5, 2019 3:56 PM

WEz NEED MO DEIVERSITY!!! BLACK POC FEMALE BOND NOW!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 10December 6, 2019 4:17 AM

Tom Hardy as Bond?

by Anonymousreply 11December 6, 2019 5:40 AM

Why didn't they go with a new Bond? Craig looks like shit. He used to be so hot and fuckable but he looks old, bloated and miserable.

by Anonymousreply 12December 6, 2019 5:44 AM

Should be called James Brined.

by Anonymousreply 13December 6, 2019 7:47 AM

Nope.

by Anonymousreply 14December 6, 2019 8:32 AM

Hardy blew too much cock in his life to be la bond

by Anonymousreply 15December 6, 2019 12:25 PM

R15, well, Craig's been rumored to be gay since like forever.

by Anonymousreply 16December 6, 2019 9:26 PM

Sorry to see Dame Judy Dench won't be reprising her role as "M" for Craig's extra crispy Bond to resolve his mommy issues.

by Anonymousreply 17December 6, 2019 10:45 PM

This is funny.

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by Anonymousreply 18January 18, 2020 1:46 PM

R18 no, it’s not. Lunatic Fraus are NEVER funny.

by Anonymousreply 19January 18, 2020 3:18 PM
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