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Josh Brolin sunbathed his butthole, and he's not happy about it!

"Tried this perineum sunning that I’ve been hearing about and my suggestion is DO NOT do it as long as I did. My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I’m icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain. I don’t know who the fuck thought of this stupid shit but fuck you nonetheless. Seriously."

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by Anonymousreply 23December 4, 2019 2:31 PM

Burnt asshole alert!!!

by Anonymousreply 1December 3, 2019 10:39 PM

Why would anyone do this?

by Anonymousreply 2December 3, 2019 10:41 PM

What an idiot! Has he no shame?

by Anonymousreply 3December 3, 2019 10:43 PM

Weird and childish post.

by Anonymousreply 4December 3, 2019 10:45 PM

What is the rationale for perineum sunbathing?

by Anonymousreply 5December 3, 2019 10:46 PM

Instagram is chiseling away the last vestiges of decency.

by Anonymousreply 6December 3, 2019 10:47 PM

Isn’t the recommendation something like 1 minute?

by Anonymousreply 7December 3, 2019 10:50 PM

....

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by Anonymousreply 8December 3, 2019 10:55 PM

Making Ms. Streisand proud, no doubt.

by Anonymousreply 9December 3, 2019 10:57 PM

What kind of idiot would think sunning his asshole was a good idea? Is he also a customer of GOOP?

by Anonymousreply 10December 3, 2019 11:04 PM

Do Josh and a Jason have Brother Crush TM stepbrother sex?

by Anonymousreply 11December 3, 2019 11:09 PM

The anus should be preserved.

by Anonymousreply 12December 3, 2019 11:10 PM

What was playing on his butthole's ipod?

by Anonymousreply 13December 3, 2019 11:10 PM

He has nice toned legs considering his age.

by Anonymousreply 14December 3, 2019 11:12 PM

That's not Brolin.

by Anonymousreply 15December 3, 2019 11:15 PM

[quote]What was playing on his butthole's ipod?

Touched by the Sun.

by Anonymousreply 16December 3, 2019 11:15 PM

"Perineum sunning?" That's a new one. What's the purpose of it? To bleach the asshole? To make it attractively pink? Anyway, it sounds like something only stupid people would oo.

by Anonymousreply 17December 3, 2019 11:16 PM

Don't recommend it.

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by Anonymousreply 18December 3, 2019 11:29 PM

The asshole needs vitamin D.

by Anonymousreply 19December 4, 2019 12:10 AM

[quote] What was playing on his butthole's ipod?

Black Hole Sun

by Anonymousreply 20December 4, 2019 1:03 AM

You shouldn't do what people on Instagram tell you to do.

by Anonymousreply 21December 4, 2019 10:23 AM

I always thought the butthole is a place on the body where the sun don't shine.

by Anonymousreply 22December 4, 2019 10:46 AM

What it looks like now.

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by Anonymousreply 23December 4, 2019 2:31 PM
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