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I'm Dreaming of a WHITE Christmas: A White Nationalist Christmas Spectacular
Featuring Megyn Kelly, who will reassure all the children that Santa is definitely white
Special Appearance by Scott Walker, who makes sure to explain that this is a CHRISTMAS Special and not a "holiday" special
President Trump makes a surprise guest appearance, dressing as Santa and inviting the children (females only) to sit on his lap
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 4, 2019 7:59 PM |
Can Judge Jeanine make an appearance?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 3, 2019 10:18 PM |
"Rudy the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
America's Mayor(TM) joins Brian Kilmeade, Tomi Lahren and Chuck Woolery for caroling and egg nog.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 3, 2019 10:21 PM |
R2, love it. Will this be broadcast live from Vienna?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 3, 2019 10:48 PM |
We will learn some Russian Christmas songs from our pal, Vladimir.
Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer will be paired with Vixen. Red noses are a perfect match for a red scare!
We won't make the yuletide gay anymore, it will be a family-friendly yuletide.
Greg Grunberg will play the Grouchy Atheist Grinch, but will become happy when he learns the true meaning of Christmas.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 3, 2019 11:06 PM |
Melania, Meghan McCain, Kelly Anne Conway and Sarah Huckabee Sanders will re-enact the Jingle Bell Rock number from Mean Girls.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 3, 2019 11:25 PM |
Vlad's Russian Christmas. Vairsty Letty can be the Christmas Eve fortune teller
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 4, 2019 12:46 AM |
NICOLE KIDMAN will make a surprise appearance on Fox and Friends to add some glittering Hollywood Glamour, as the evergreen ingenue!!! Merry Xmas Mr. Murdoch!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 4, 2019 1:41 AM |
Roy Moore as the Mall Santa
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 4, 2019 1:42 AM |
Tomi Lahren in A Very Cunty Christmas
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 4, 2019 5:57 PM |
Melania’s self-designed Christmas Cross Burning on the White House Lawn
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 4, 2019 6:49 PM |
Kellyanne Conway IS The Nutcracker!
With a special solo dance by Sean Spicer!
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 4, 2019 7:21 PM |
"With a special solo dance by Sean Spicer!"
Can Rick Perry join in?
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 4, 2019 7:59 PM |
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