What Do You Want For Christmas?

New tires. Sexy, huh?

I want separate vacations. So, a vacation.

My two front teeth!

Three new teeth.

New Induction stove

New Induction stove

A new sofa for the LR and a trip to Rome or Venice.

A box of really good chocolates.

A new counter height kitchen table and stools.

A Chi Machine

Soda stream

Regularity.

Sugar and booze

I’d be really happy if someone showed no imagination, and bought me about a dozen pairs of decent socks.

A dead Trump. Not picky, but prefer the big fat orange one.

a better year in 2020

A metro card and a rimmed baking sheet.

Anything!

A year's worth of weekly massages from an in-home massage therapist.

Nothing material. I have sufficient.

So good health for myself, my friends, my relatives, Jimmy Carter, and Joe Biden.

whirled peas

World peace. I could really do with some world peace right now. Everything's gone haywire.

anti-anxiety meds

The entire GOP to explode in a gout of hellfire.

For myself, a vacation to go skiing, and then Hawaii.

Widowhood

All the lonely people to feel loved. 💜

Peace on Earth and good fortune to all.

The Clapper with Darth Vadar

r14 You read my mind.

I'm getting myself a cat. I haven't lived with a pet in 5 years, I'm excited.

R30 Woot! Woot! Where are you getting your cat?

At first I wanted a Leica, then a Gucci sweater. Then I realized it's all crap I don't need so now I just want my health and some fun vacations.

[quote]I'm sorry, but it's not working out. Here are your bags.

R30's cat one week after xmas.

[quote]I want a Laptop.

Well, do like all the other whores and go on Chaturbate and put it on your Amazon wish list.

My back pain to go away.

Ok, ok, I’m making a list!

[quote] R7: A new sofa for the LR and a trip to Rome or Venice.

Would you be okay with socks? I’m on a budget.

Food. I don’t want an ugly sweater just give me chocolate

You will have one @R16

R17 - how about a metro-sexual and a rimming baker? Hmmmm?

r30 Im happy for you! I love cats and hope I can adopt a new pet one of these day!

I’d like to quit my boss and move to a less stressful job.

Duh! I want you OP!

The end of this nightmare that is trump!

To miraculously be back in to physical shape!

R42 I know you do, I just didn’t want to show off.

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A perfect fuck that makes me cum hands free.

Christmas Moose, R14 wants the socks, I'll stick with the Italy trip and will forego the sofa. Thanks, love you.

Magic mushrooms.

An old dog.

Trump and his whole clan gone

I would be thrilled if my BF would take off his shirt, and let me smell and nuzzle his titties again.

Peace of mind

a BIG rubber dick

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP 2020

Some new pillows.....pricier ones that are a combo of foam and softer material.

All new towels.

Cash money.

my two fron' teef

Wouldn't it be nice if someone won the lottery and would come back and fulfill this list....

The material stuff cause the other creepy sexual stuff I leave to your fantasy

By the way I would like an MB A class Amg if possible if money no problem an GLC AMG version

The Sam Elliott of 1975.

I want R25 to get her wish. Fingers crossed!

I don't want anything; I already finished my shopping. So my wish is for everyone else's wishes to come true.

My Eeyore would like a new tail, please. Someone swallowed it in their sleep. Thank you.

I have everything I need but I’m giving poetry collections to my partners children and grandchildren. They expect an idiosyncratic gift from me and I want to feed their souls.

You should by them new tails, too, R65.

R55 gone for good

For everyone to believe that I am 34.