“Haley and McCain”

The delightfully shy McCain

“Haley and McCain” sounds like a new detective show on NBC.

It should be called Porky McFatty Hour.

This will lay one season, if that. McCain is a notorious cunt - to her cohosts and production crew as well.

She’s a cunt to management as well.

I guess calling it Battle of the Nepotism Gunts didn’t test well in the Midwest?

R6 - I’m in love with your screen name 😂

Every sentence will start “My Daddy...”

Heifers Upon High

R9 - great idea.....we should brainstorm other names for the programme.

So is she off The View? These are competing networks.

Are you going to finish that?

No. Here, eat it.

R12 - she’s hideous in that picture!!!

[quote]we should brainstorm other names for the programme.

Two Fat Ladies.

They should put out an album together.

Could she have chosen a more unflattering outfit int OP's pic? That outfit just SCREAMS "check out my front-butt!"

Such a flattering outfit. And her hock cocked out so she doesn't chafe!

Fat Fake Blondes or Fake Fat Blondes

“Entitled rich out-of-touch cunts that never worked a day in their lives”

I find it hard to believe My Father would agree to this unless her name came first.

“Two Fat Broads”

(In place of “Two Broke Girls”)

McCain wanted this show so she could be the center of attention. Damn cunt is still seeking attention more than ever since daddy died.

A Coupla Fat Whores Sittin' Around Talkin'

Ughh. They’re both despicable. Without daddy’s money they’d be served at Olive Garden.

^^^^* servers at Olive Garden

OMG did Haley get plastic surgery? She was the popular stereotypical soft spoken blond in " Huge" with Nikki Blonsky. She looked prettier then.

Since she couldn't get Joy to surrender her Friday moderating duties on The View to her she had to settle for this. I bet her nazi husband is executive producer or has some hand in this.

Apparently "voluptuous" is now the euphemism for "obese". Why not invite a dietician and a physical trainer to the show and have these two work out and learn to eat healthy food while discussing politics? That would be a win-win for them and their audience.

2 non-blondes

I wonder if Meghan will be envious because Haley always looks pregnant?

They should be put in a ring and wrestle in jello. That’s the only way I’ll watch.

Is this the Oompa Loompa Hour?

I can only imagine the food-porn advertisers are jumping ship from Paula Dean and Kelly Clarkson and racing toward these ... fat cackling hens.

Heifer Hour?

I still like “THOT Time.”

Those Heifers Over There

“The Fat and the Furious!”

Fat girl pussy stank x 2

Hahaha I just cracked up five times reading the comments here.

Duchess of Malibu and the Princess of Arizona.

r15 That's The Partridge Family font. You rarely see that used elsewhere.

They should have called it Two Fat Whores

Can you imagine the smell when they’re both on their periods? 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟

"Stupid gunts argue about shit they know nothing about."

Why do people like this live, while good people die every day? It makes no sense. 🤦🏻‍♂️

These two women will undoubtedly draw many mainstream America Basic Bitches. They will sell tons of ads for Weight Watchers, Pillsbury, and Ice Cream

What they look like Without the spanx and hair/lighting/makeup

Why is one known by her first name and the other by her last?

Haley and Meghan would be more appropriate.

McCain got the gig because she took “scale” for salary. (Only insiders know this) She’s set to inherit $75 million as her part of the McCain fortune ($250 million total) so she didn’t care about the money - that’s why they gave her the gig. Must be horrible to know the only way you’ll get hired is to sell yourself short. 🤦🏼‍♀️

I think this will be a good show. Meghan has been wanting more of a speaking voice than she’s getting on the View.

Cooking segment.

[quotes ]Haley Hasselhoff

Is that the one who made her dad cry about the cheeseburger?

R50 - daddy hasselhoff was drunk. She filmed him and released it. It’s hilarious. He’s crawling around in the floor scarfing a cheeseburger

Meghan has always said she has lots of gay friends. And maybe that were true before she ate them.

Will they eat each other?

The Unwatchables

(Though R35 wins the day!)

“Big and Bigger”