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Sesame Streets of Fire.

When the Count kidnaps Zoe, it's up to Bert, Guy Smiley and Cookie Monster to rescue her in the gritty urban thriller set among the inhabited trash cans of a hellish alternate universe.

When Harry Met Sally Forth.

Harry (Billy Krystal) has his romantic world enlivened by a chance meeting with a 1940's comic book vixen who simply can't stop her breasts from bursting out of her WAC uniform. Features controversial but comical scene where Sally mimics the sound of an orgasm while in a diner and having sex with three GI's.

Call Me By Your Mame.

An egotistical, chainsmoking, over-the-hill sitcom star produces a musical vanity project so she can seduce Armie Hammer.

Fraggle Rock Hudson's Home Movies.

Hollywood dreamboat meets a tribe of magical creatures and they embark on a journey of wonder and discovery regarding the fact that they all have fists up their ass.

Freaky Friday the Thirteenth.

Jodie Foster stars in a wacky slasher where she is transported into the rotting carcass of supernatural killer Jason Voorhees. She blunders around Crystal Lake, trying to convince her boyfriend that she's not actually an unstoppable murderous zombie, while back in Sunnyville her Jason-possessed body hacks its way through her senior class.

Lord of the Ring.

Small people with fuzzy feet are entrusted with the destruction of a videotape that, when played, wastes nine hours of your life with CGI bullshit.

Around the World in 80 Days of Heaven

The Eyes of Laura Mars Attacks.

Fashion photographer Laura Mars (Faye Dunaway) becomes disturbed by visions of crudely animated puppet martians killing C-list celebrities in "funny" ways.

The Towering Dario Argento's Inferno.

Italian art-house horror classic where a coven of vile witches conceals ultimate evil inside a New York City skyscraper. Also known as "Trump Tower: The Movie".

Silence of the Lambada: The Forbidden Dance.

An FBI agent embarks on her most challenging quest: to find, and stop, the people who play that fucking dance song full volume somewhere in your neighborhood at 3 AM on a fucking Tuesday.

Not Without My Long, Long Trailer

Lucy agrees to join Desi on a trip to Cuba, however once there, he becomes a hardline Communist ideologue who insists they give up all luxuries. Lucy desperately tries to flee, but she's determined not to leave her symbol '50s Americana behind. Antics ensue as she tries to get her huge trailer back to the US.

Gone With the Wind in the Willows.

Weasel Civil War reduces Toad Hall to ashes. Badger shoves Mole down a staircase and departs, informing Rat "Frankly, varmint, I don't give a beaver dam."

Please Don't Eat the Driving Miss Daisy

The Color Purple Rain Man

All About the Lady Eve

It's Bette meets Barbara meets Anne, taking a walk on the wild side. We could also get Joanne Woodward in there and make it All About the Three Faces of the Lady Eve.

Watership Downton Abbey.

Follows the story of a colony of rabbits and their uphole/downhole household in a meadow during the Great War. Look for a great performance throughout by Maggie Smith as Floppy.

Happy Days of the Locust.

The Fonz (Henry Winkler) is torn to pieces by an enraged movie premiere mob after he is witnessed leaping upon Richie (Ron Howard) and beating him until he becomes incontinent.

In the Heat of the Night of the Iguana. Rod Steiger and Richard Burton go toe-to-toe in drinking games; Sidney Poitier lays down his law to Ava Gardner, and Grayson Hall runs around screaming "You beast! You beast!" to everybody she encounters whether they know her or not.

Sex and the City of Lost Children.

Four aging sex bombs giggle over love and labels before being gruesomely slaughtered by steampunk Siamese twins.

Soul Man of La Mancha

Don Quixote disguises himself as a Moor.

About Last Night of the Living Dead.

Rob Lowe and Demi Moore star in the world's hottest nude zombie scene. She eats a whole lot more than his brains.

The Sound and the Fury of Music.

A singing nun fails to inspire a Southern Gothic clan to abandon their downward spiral. Source of shame for star Julie Andrews, who never lived down the lyrics: "Hanging up Negroes from oak trees with strings/these are a few of my favorite things".

Raggedy Anne & Anna Karenina.

A rag doll and a Russian socialite embark on a doomed love affair. The climax involves the latter throwing herself in front of a train. Fortunately, it's an O-scale electric model in Marcella's playroom, so no real harm done.

Dancer in the Dark Crystal.

Patchy Jim Henson/Lars Von Trier co-directed drama where Bjork ventures into a sinister fantasy world only to discover she's the biggest muppet there.

The Big Sleepaway Camp.

Classic Film Noir meets 80s slasher flick, as Bogart and Bacall find themselves up against a murky Hollywood cover-up and a knife-welding transvestite pre-teen.

Bacall is a knock-out singing "And her tears flowed like weenie".

Fantasy Island of Dr. Moreau.

A plane of wealthy guests arrives at a tropical island paradise to engage in their unique fantasies of becoming half-warthog. Hilarity ensues.

Can't Stop the Music of the Heart.

Meryl joins the Village People when she finds out she is going to be directed by Rhoda's mother. She makes them all learn the violin.

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

I dare say this one requires no description.

Your Show of the Man Show Shows

Looking for Mr. Good Man, Charlie Brown.

A promiscuous Lucy comes to a bad end when the chap she picks up in a local pumpkin patch turns out to be a WWI ace suffering from PTSD.

Creature From the Blue Lagoon.

Will Brooke Shields give her heart to Christopher Atkins or the frog-faced gill-man from beyond the deep? Actually, the latter will rip the organ in question out of her chest one way or the other.

I am Curious (Yellow Submarine).

The Beatles are disturbed when animated Pepperland turns out to have been created by the same artist responsible for the art collection in the cat lady's mansion in "Clockwork Orange".

Se7en Samurai

A farming village in Japan hires Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman to take care of the bandits that are stealing their food.

Toshiro mifune embarrasses Kevin Spacey for diddling little boys so Kevin commits hara-kiri, and Gwyneth Paltrow ends up with her head in a beautiful Japanese lacquered box worthy of the GOOP website.

Se7en Samurai

A farming village in Japan hires Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman to take care of the bandits that are stealing their food.

Toshiro mifune embarrasses Kevin Spacey for diddling little boys so Kevin commits hara-kiri, and Gwyneth Paltrow ends up with her head in a beautiful Japanese lacquered box worthy of the GOOP website.

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There better be a scene in which she's wearing a polka dot chador.

r35 reminds me of a Lisa Lampanelli stand up when talked about dating Arabs. "Bitch, I did not give you permission to speak"

I think R8 wins the prize.

Three Men and Rosemary's Baby......

What they do to that child is unimaginable....filmed on Jeffrey Epstein's island.

I Know What You Did Last Weekend At Bernie's

A group of teens hit Bernie Lomax with a golf cart and leave him for dead so they can stay at his beach house without paying. One by one they are taunted and killed by someone who knows their secret. Could Bernie still be alive?

Saved By The Golden Girls

When Bayside High loses funding and is forced to close, four elderly women invest their money to keep it open. Dorothy enjoys her promotion from substitute teacher to regular teacher. Blanche loves her job as school nurse and taking the boys' temperatures. Rose puts her skills to work as the school's counselor and Sophia gains notoriety for reviving the lunch menu. In the pilot, Dorothy is delighted to be reunited with her prized pupil Mario, but finds herself at odds with goofball principal Mr. Belding, whom Blanche has her eyes on.

Joker Is Wild

After a mobster ruins his singing career by slashing his throat, Joaquin Phoenix (Frank Sinatra) becomes a tormented comedian.

Goof Troop Beverly Hills

A slow-witted anthroporphic man-dog in the midst of a divorce ends up becoming leader of his son's scouting troop.

Punky Brewster McCloud

A young recluse tries to build wings so he can fly. Along the way, he meets an abandoned 8-year-old girl and her dog.

Alice Doesn't Live In Wonderland Anymore

While working full-time to support her aspiring singing career, a widow with an adolescent son falls down a rabbit hole at Mel's Diner in Phoenix, Arizona and meets a bunch of weird characters, none of them weirder than Linda Lavin in drag as a Jimmy Cagney-style gangster.

Carrie Poppins

Desperate for a new nanny for his 7 children, a single father takes a chance on a high school dropout with a mysterious past who's just been released from a psychiatric hospital.

My diner with Andre

Micky Rourke bores his castmates to death discussing postmodernism and reubens.

Dawson’s 50 Load Weekend at Bernie’s

A fundraiser gone mad....

The Wizard of Oz.

A young girl is carried off by a tornado and dropped into a maximum-security prison. Christopher Meloni and Judy Garland are electric together.

Married...with Children of the Corn.

A dyspeptic shoe salesman and his harridan wife clash frequently with each other and their murderous cultist offspring.

Around the World in 80 Days of our Lives

The Trouble with Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

A panel of literary critic attempt to stash the corpse of J.K. Rowling, whom they have accidentally killed with hostile reviews of her jumped-the-shark fourth installment of the popular children's franchise.

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad Max World.

Wacky post-nuclear comedy featuring multiple car chases in pursuit of a hidden gas supply. Ethel Merman is unforgettable as lesbian bondage queen Lady Humongous.

Annie Hall Get Your Gun

A backwoods gunslinger moves to New York to become a nightclub singer who dates a Jewish comedy writer.

Despereaux Living:

Four lesbians on the run from the law meet an adorable French cartoon mouse.

God’s Own Country Strong

A gay English Shepherd and his Romanian boyfriend try to put together a country music act.

American Beauty and the Beast

A big, hairy beast lives in an enchanted McMansion next-door to neo-Nazis, homosexuals, and an underage girl he has the hots for.

The 12 Years a Slave Itch

Massa starts thinking the grass is greener on a neighboring planation when he eyes the hot new wench working the field. But in the end, he remains faithful and continues to rape his own slave.

The Psycho Help

You is not kind, you is not smart, you is not important, you is dead! *eek* *eek* *eek*

Night of the Living Dead To Me

Two women become friends at a grief support group only to have to team up to fight zombies, including the deceased husband of one of them.

The Year of Living Dangerously Liaisons.

Documentary made during the making of Stephen Frears' acclaimed film, focusing on the length of time it took to crowbar the cast into the wardrobe.

Big Trouble in Little China Shop of Horrors.

What do you do when a little plant starts a doomsday event in Little China? You call Kurt Russell and Rick Moranis to team up to fight and sing!

Real Steel Magnolias.

Hugh Jackman ends up at Truvy’s salon for a trim and meets Shelby’s widower, Jackson. They hit it off, marry, and move away to raise Jack Jr. together much to M’Lynn’s chagrin.

Cujo Gould's Secret.

A writer for The New Yorker befriends an eccentric who claims he's penning an oral history of the world that's 11 times longer than the Bible. Despite the man's behavior, the men stay in touch until Gould's death, when a startling secret is revealed: he's actually a rabid 400-pound dog.

The Golden Riverdale Girls.

Beware Archie, Blanche is on the prowl and ready to pounce!

Winnie the Pooh and the Money Pit

Pooh and friends try to help Christopher Robin remodel his house, but the job ends up costing much more than expected when Pooh keeps getting stuck in holes and Tigger keeps bouncing everybody.

Once Upon One Day at a Time

A redheaded queen who hates to exercise and loves to tap divorces her king and takes their two princesses to live in the enchanted apartment building in the magical kingdom of Indianapolis where their handyman is also a wizard… With the ladies!

Glee / Tuck

In a world ... where teens can only express their true feelings ... when they sing ... while ... ... ... in drag!

The Silver Spoons Playbook

A wealthy mental patient leaves the hospital and enters a dance competition with a widow only to find he has a 12-year-old son from a whirlwind seven-day marriage.

Fanny Alexanderplatz

A warm, nostalgic look back at a very, very decadent childhood.

Das Kinky Boot

“We all live in a tyranny submarine...”

A Nightmare on West Elm

A disgruntled employee starts slashing prices on the popular home goods website, causing substantial losses to the company during the lucrative holiday shopping season.

Scooby-Doo the Right Thing

Scoob and the gang drive the Mystery Machine to Sal’s Pizza in Brooklyn only to find it burned down in a race riot.

30 Rock From the Sun.

Tina Fey finally figures out why her long-running comedy show is so horrible - the writers are literally from another planet.

Strawberry Short Layer Cake.

Children's animated special featuring Huckleberry Pie, Lemon Sorbet and Iggy the Cunt.

The Tin Drummer Boy

A preternaturally mature nazi boy/dwarf uses his unearthly shriek to announce the birth of Our Savior.

RuPaul's Drag Race The Devil

Peter Fonda in an RV fights for his life while being chased cross-country by a pack of Satan-worshipping drag queens.

Legend of the Fall.

Brad Pitt spends his time trudging around an enchanting forest in Montana and finally meets Mia Sara coming the other way.

Perfect Stranger Things

A secret government agency kidnaps Balki, shaves his head, and puts him in a sensory deprivation tank.

Lords of Flatbush of the Rings.

A great quest through darkest Brooklyn to take the Great Ring of Power to the only place it can be pawned, Sneaky Shelob's Thrift Emporium.

Girl’s Trip to Bountiful

Geraldine Page and Queen Latifah in a lesbian buddy pic.

Fraggle Castle Rock

A very disturbed Uncle Matt returns to Fraggle Rock haunted by the horrors in outer space which he didn't mention in his postcards. Gobo discovers that some of that horror followed his uncle and Fraggle Rock starts to change in dark and twisted ways. Can Gobo and his trusted friends defeat the evil forces?

How Green Was My Valley of the Dolls

Anne, Neely, and Jennifer all vie for stardom in a turn-of-the-century Welsh mining village plagued by a pill epidemic.

The Fast and the Furious George.

Car heist pic involving a fun-loving monkey. Vin Diesel stars as the Man with the Yellow Hat. Once the monkey starts driving, he is the Man with the Yellow Underwear.

Toy Love Story

What happens when you fall in love with a toy which has an expiration date?

Bedknobs and Misdemeanors

A witch in the English countryside kills a man and gets away with it but feels guilty about it afterwards.

Dirty Roadhouse Dancing

Nobody puts Baby in a filthy corner of this seedy establishment! More fighting, more dancing, more Patrick Swayze!

The Rescuers Down Under the Cherry Moon

Bernard and Miss Bianca return to save a group of school children trapped inside a burning movie theater showing nothing but Prince movies.

Beyond the Forrest Gump

Bette Davis stays at a boarding house in Greenbow, Alabama and declares “What a dump, Gump!”

Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolfman?

Edward Albee penned the script for this 1950s horror flick in which a bottle of moonshine really transforms Elizabeth Burton's unhappy marriage with Richard Burton.

Brideshead of Frankenstein Revisited.

Jeremy Irons wistfully recalls.the summers spent at Brideshead Castle with his beautiful classmate Sebastian and their murderous 8-foot tall reanimated teddy bear.

Singing in the Rain Man.

Gene Kelly and Dustin Hoffman do some excellent tap dancing.

The Stone Pillow Book

The erotic musings of a homeless Lucille Ball

Sweet Charity of the Gods

Charity becomes a nun after a life of prostitution and song

No Time to Die Another Day

James Bond saves the world from Madonna. Again.

Fried Soylent Green Tomatos

In A Chorus Line Of Fire

A Secret Service agent has to protect the president from terrorists along with 17 aspiring dancers in a new Broadway musical.

"Stepping Out of Africa"

No Country For Old Yeller

A miscommunication regarding a drug deal on the Texas-Mexico border results in a dealer ending up taking care of a big friendly dog.

Chasing Amityville Horror.

A comic-book writer stumble upon the love of his life only to discover that her red room is the gateway to Hell.

The Secret LIfe of The Birds and Bees

Wake in Fright Night.

Campy thriller about a young man and his friends realizing that his new next door neighbor is an average Australian.

King of the Hill Street Blues

A hard edged, gritty animated series about police officers in a suburban Texas town.

"Beauty and the Bees."

Belle is attacked by killer bees.

And then she dies.

Rocketman of La Mancha

A flamboyant schizophrenic with delusions of destiny and a beleaguered sidekick sings anachronistic songs and wills himself into knighthood. Don Quixote's in it too.

Robin Hood and Friar Tucker.

The outlaw of Sherwood forest is exasperated by his tubby henchman's attempt to invent and market a dippy-looking car.

Little Omen

Marmee, Meg, Beth and Amy cry out in protest when Jo cuts off her beautiful hair for money, thus revealing the ominous Mark of the Beast.

A Date With Judge Judy.

Judy Scheindlin and Jane Powell compete for the affections of Oogie Pringle and Byrd the Bailiff.

Drag Me to Hell-o Dolly

My Fair Lady & the Tramp

His Girl Friday the 13th

While You Were Sleeping Beauty

The Magic Mike Mountain

Ferris Bueller's Day After

A scheming high schooler's adventures around the city the day after nuclear war breaks out.

American Horror Love Story

Look Who's Talking About Last Night

A White Christmas Carol

A Black Christmas Carol

Tales of the City from the Crypt

Anna Madrigal is back from the dead and introducing horrifying films featuring Mary Ann, Mouse, and the residents of 28 Barbary Lane as they battle monsters, witches, and a sadistic mask-wearing slasher.

Scary Silent Movie

Can Mel Brooks and Drew Barrymore avoid being slaughtered by a sadistic killer when neither they nor anyone in the audience can hear anything?

(The answer is no.)

Dr. No Time to Live and Let Die Another Day

Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig share a James Bond adventure in which no one is quite sure who the bad guy is or what he’s up to, but a lot of stuff gets blown up. Featuring Lotte Lenya as Rosa Klebb.

Jay and Silent Blob Strike Back.

Kevin Smith's gunt envelops the cast of "Clerks".

R120, bravo

Sex and the City Slickers

A man going through a midlife crisis goes out west with four desperate oversexed young women. And Jack Palance.

The When Harry Met Sally Jesse Raphael Show

Emerald Forest Gump

Flipper or Flop

A hot daddy and his two sons fix up old houses and flip them for profit in Florida dolphin country.

The “Absolutely Fabulous” mobile and Schwarzenegger’s “Pumping Iron”

All the characters are gay muscle boys.

Abs Fab.

Flashloose

A female steel worker has ambitions of becoming a dancer despite living in a town where a fanatical preacher is trying to get dancing banned altogether.

Married to The Blob

Last Tango in Paris is Burning

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