David Muir is Thirsting Again

His dad was even thirstworthier.

Who is this? Has he got an OnlyFans?

needs some chapstick.

His lips look like an asshole

[quote] His lips look like an asshole

Very convenient, for when they're getting slammed by a big dick.

I would watch their sex tape.

Clearly, David's a bottom.

But what's his type?

Sorry R6, David's not into BBC.

He likes hung latin tops.

I'm totally using my time machine, going back in time, fucking David Muir's father in the ass and then I'll have a gay son who is a famous newscaster. I love it when a plan comes together.

On a completely unrelated note, does anyone here know how exactly to build a time machine? I have elbow macaroni, Elmer's glue and lots of glitter, so I think I'm at a good starting place. Now I just need the steps. HELP ME DL!

R10 an old refrigerator box with time machine written on the side in Sharpie will do the trick. It can also serve as a transmogrifier, if you write that on the other side.

Look closely — is DTM a chest-shaver?!

I thought I detected little baby chest hairs on David...kind of like Shawn Mendes.

Honest question here...do most straight people not know that he's gay? I don't think they do. Hiding in plain sight...it's hysterical.

Not a great pic. Was he actually an underwear model or was that a myth?

Of course these are his decorating choices.

R4, are aware that baslcally, the lips and the asshole are the same thing except in different places?

R7 you reminded me a true story; something almost always reminds me of a true story. One of the most wonderful guys I've known and respected told me after we hung out that he thought I "looked like a top, but wasn't." Well I wasn't "trying to be" anything, just myself. He didn't know at the time I'm versatile. How can you or anyone assume David Muir isi gay (not bi) and a bottom? I've been surprised several times and so have some of my sex partners. My relative assumed I'm gay; I'm not, I'm bi.

R17

Waxy-smooth chesticles.

R19, well if D.M. is on IG showing off his whatever, he. probably is a 'mo. I just try to never assume and give everyone maximum latitude unless he or she is an evil bitch to me or my loved ones , innocent animals, defenseless people, the Constitution, etc.

R18

Always thirsting. Let us know when he’s thrusting.

Slurp

Gulp

Sploosh

Aaron isn’t the only closet case with a nice rack!

Why doesn’t this guy just come out? Or is he going to be one of those people that comes out at 60 when nobody cares anymore and lost all of his looks?

R26 Anderson Cooper’s excuse was that he traveled all over the world and it could be dangerous and distracting from his work if he were out. Muir travels abroad a lot, too, to sweltering places so that he, like Cooper, can show off the fruits of his personal training investment in super-tight tee shirts.

Mostly what baffles me about these photos is I don't see how it helps his career goal, which is to be taken as a serious news anchor.

Srsly, can you imagine Katie Couric posting bikini photos with Kardashian duck lips?

R28 Looking good is TV currency. Plus, you know he gets tons of travel dick and gets off on the guys signing NDAs before they gum up his guts.

R6 thought was Colin and Michael for a sec, I would watch sex tapes of either pair.

that photo of his dad he put up on Veteran's Day ....

He just bought a $6M home in the Finger Lakes. My friend knows his mother and he is a definitely gay, gay, gay.

Not for a news anchor though R29

If he were an actor, then certainly. But if he's looking to be taken seriously, those photos would seem to undermine that goal.

[bold] The One Where Dissident Muir Fangurls Offer Specious Evidence That He Is Gay And React Angrily To Anyone Who Claims Otherwise. SEE ALSO: Styles, Chalamet, Hammer, Harold, Huegen , Barnes, et al. [/bold]

[quote] Anderson Cooper’s excuse was that he traveled all over the world and it could be dangerous and distracting from his work if he were out.

Lol, hunny, there is literally not a single person on the planet anywhere in any culture or language that didn’t know that Anderson Cooper was a faggot. What was fucking DISTRACTING was that he was in the closet. He’s such a fucking moron.

R35 I agree. I said it was his excuse, not my excuse for him.

Always looks like he’s about the jump over his desk

My father just told me over Thanksgiving that he doesn’t watch David Muir because he is “so dramatic” and “he opens the show with a melodramatic story about the weather every night. Every night!”

Even Matt Lauer showed himself shirtless on a beach. Why is Muir so covered up? Hideous tattoos?

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The other nets do that annoying weather lead too.

My biggest peeve with him is how he plugs his thumbs in his jean pockets. Whether he's in Puerto Rico after a hurricane interviewing survivors or on board a nuclear submarine, he ALWAYS does this.

David Muir will not be taken seriously until he does something about the product in his hair. He needs to dump all the product and get a flattering hairstyle that does not have to be glued in place.

He is smart and hard-working or he would not have gotten the top job at ABC News. How he could be so clueless about his stupid fucking hair is a mystery.

[Quote]My biggest peeve with him is how he plugs his thumbs in his jean pockets. Whether he's in Puerto Rico after a hurricane interviewing survivors or on board a nuclear submarine, he ALWAYS does this.

Years ago, I read a book called [italic]Body Language.[italic]. In this book it was explained that when a guy does that, he's pointing directly at his genitals. This may be a conscious thing, but it's apparently usually subconscious. So it would appear that one way or another, the good Mr. Muir is inviting us to see his junk. I like that in a guy.

R25 do we think the Cockgobbler and DM have crossed paths?

His equine face demands a magnificent mane.

R42 he’s fuck’n dreamy

He's about as sexy as Ken doll. And we all know what Ken is packing.

Muir is far less sexy than G.I. Joe.

Rare pic where fingers were crossed, not in pockets:

R43, your comment reminded me of when I finally met a local hottie I lusted for. My abundant, bushy hair has always been one of few things I like about myself. Had a haircut that day and asked him what he thought. He said it would look better if it had some gel or product in it.

Why should Muir announce he's gay? Doubt i'd announce or discuss that on the job.

I wonder if Gio and his husband ever get together with DM and have hot butt sex? I really would want to see that. Add in Thomas Roberts and it would be too much for me, I would pass out.

R51 I would guess Gio and his bitch are way below David ..even sexually. Muir probably has a rotating stable of high end escorts to keep him happy (with very powerful NDAs).

Didn’t David and Gio used to be an item?

I would bet that Muir has an older partner that he's been with for decades, someone with no need for notoriety or drama. And the two of them hire the high end escorts to keep them happy.

The partner David Muir has been with for decades is his mirror.

[quote]Didn’t David and Gio used to be an item?

Only in the fevered imagination of DL posters.

I love this video. His mouth is super duper dry...his tongue has no saliva on it. His purse keeps falling out of his mouth until he goes to "on air" mode.

WOW R57 That’s unnerving. It’s almost like he has multiple personalities. I’ve never been totally convinced but he is 100 percent gay in off-air mode. So bizarre. Even the pronunciations and timbre of his voice change from overtly gay to not.

I was a broadcast major for a while. It is the phoniest thing...I hated it. You have to do this bullshit happy talk...you really need a split personality.

He's a yucky horseface with an ugly nose. No thanks.

He's also part of the Kelly Ripa 'Mo Club. I wonder if David ever got to taste Mark's giblets.

Would any of you guys please be serious for just a moment and honestly tell me if guys really expect someone to sign a Non-Disclosure Agreement to have sex? I'd probably LOL if someone put one of those on the table for me to sign. I've been with a fine man on TV many times, he didn't ask for an NDA, I've never told and don't intend to spill the beans.

R62 If he pays them well, then they will sign. Ask Andy and Anderson.

R63 thanks for that advice. Guess I didn't consider hookers or hustlers. A man who looks like Muir doesn't need to pay for sex. Andy and Anderson are in a different category. I'll just say a top very close to Anderson's circle spilled the tea to me years before he came out.

R62

I imagine him saying "careful with my hair" while he's being plugged.

[quote] I've been with a fine man on TV many times, he didn't ask for an NDA

Well, yeah -- but Abe Vigoda probably wouldn't care.

R66 that's just sick.

David looks so greasy. Especially the motor oil in his hair. He needs a haircut stat.

David’s dad.

R68 David has beautiful hair, especially for a man his age. His father was a looker also. I sense the green-eyed monster.

Pretty to look at, but he was terrible when he interviewed the Orange Anus and when he moderated one of the debates in 2016.

I don't watch ABC news, maybe he is better when he just reads the teleprompter?

R70 David’s hair looks like it was dipped in bacon fat.

Then I have to ask R68 and R72 if you guys have hair and if you do, are you losing it or is it turning gray? David Muir has a beautiful head of hair like his father.

Can you imagine the stories we'll eventually learn about these 3 wealthy, gay, single man-whores (David/Andy/Anderson)?

Manhattan is filled with plenty of eligible, hung men. I can never watch Boomer Banks without thinking Andy had him. (See the response to #32)

That isn't a thirst pic OP so I don't know what you're talking about?

"well if D.M. is on IG showing off his whatever, he. probably is a 'mo."

The logic of Poo Shoes.

R76, this site really is full of pointless bitchery. Neither I nor anyone I know has friends or colleagues who are str8, take selfies like Muir's and post them on Instagram. Str8 men do not do that. You think I can't spot a bi or gay man? You must think I'm stupid and naive.

Muir is a Scorpio, so there are tons of good sexual dirt to report on, if someone would take the iniative to do so. It's unavoidable, if the man is a Scorpio.

Unless all the goo in his hair has put the brakes on things. During the recent David Holmes testimony, Muir was one of the talking heads assigned by ABC to yammer during the break periods. HIs hair looked like the little girl's in the pic linked below. These toy wigs are made of molded plastic. That's just how bad his hair looked that day. Awful.

Butch stance:

R74 thanks for your interesting comment. I'm not complaining, but when I click on your link, it always says "Not found".

R78, I've seen photos of David where there's no goo in his hair. I'm known for my sable brown locks and I'm often criticized I rarely put goo or anything else in it. So what's a man to do?

If you go to Boomer's June 25, 2015 post, you'll see Andy and Boomer embracing. I'd link it but then everybody would see my Instagram name. Subsequent Instagram stories, including one on Andy's birthday, featured Boomer walking Wacha. He was instantly recognizable.

David and Anderson are far less showy than Andy, of course.

Every time this thread pops up all I can think is get that boy a drink of water.

I think he's magnificent.

R83 he looks great, but I sense I wouldn't enjoy fucking him even if he has a hot ass.

R84 Because you're a gold-star bottom?

R85 I don't know what that is. You know what you can do with a gold star, dry.

"You must think I'm stupid and naive."

Yes. THANK YOU. I thought you'd never figure it out.

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R87 you're going to project and blame your serious problems on others into death unless God exists and he or she forces you to stop.

In TV news it's only okay to be gay if you are the local "human interest" guy. If you want to be taken seriously you can never come out. Muir knew that and won't come out until retirement.

Well, that horse face hopefully matches a horse cock.

He finally posted a shirtless picture!