Let’s Be South Africa?

I am 400 years of white racist colonization with sweet, sweet fuck-all to show for it.

I am the architectural dreariness of Johannesburg.

I’m the parched Capetown which is quickly running out of drinkable water

I'm the arrogance of the people, or if you're South African, the 'errogence'. I'm also the accent. Billy Connolly said he imagines the devil would have a South African accent.

I’m the violence that makes NYC in the 70s look like Singapore.

I'm New Orleans. I sponsored this thread to remind you how much worse it can be.

I would rather be a junkie in a New Orleans jail than King, Queen and Jack Shit of Johannesburg.

I am the effrontery to Efrica.

Well said R7

I'm the one chance for Australians to feel superior to somebody.

Speaking of which, I am Perth, Western Australia. Due to the exodus to my wasteland-lie suburbs of the aforementioned White South Africans and my propensity for architectural development with all the charm of a discarded egg carton, I am now Johannesburg-by-the-Sea.

r10 Oh sweetie, we Australians do feel superior to Americans, we have a free healthcare system for all, irrespective of income. We also have gun laws. And we have no Kardashians!

Have you ever been to Perth r11?

I am either Nelson's sweet black ass in prison or his murderous Nazi wife.

[12] you won it with the ‘no Kardashians’. In America it is possible to fuck your way to the bottom.

We're La Jolla, California and Netanya ,Israel, you've got nothing on us, R11

^^Savyon, Israel not Netanya- had Netanyahu on the brain, lol (and no, the city is not named after him)

Savyon??? Hm - that is an odd choice.

Everyone talks about the great beauty of Cape Town. But tbh I am not going to take a 20 hour flight for that - when we have have some of the most beautiful oceanfront in the world in CA. The best of South Africa seems like a less developed Southern CA.

I’m part of the ruling ANC clique which sees no evil in the black despots in the neighboring countries.

I’m part of the ruling ANC clique which sees no evil in the black despots in the neighboring countries.

Savyon was founded by South Africans R18. Ra'anana is also very SA.

I know Americans believe they're the centre of the universe and subsequently know very little about the rest of the world that doesn't involve them, however you see r10, Australians are quiet achievers, we're not like loud mouth Americans, we don't need to big note ourselves. We also have a very healthy propensity to laugh at ourselves, a self- deprecating humour that the British and Americans lack. We don't take ourselves too seriously.

[R22] This party line again.

I have never met an Australian who was not eager to tell me how superior Australia was to every other form of life in the galaxy and to excuse their own braying boorishness as "telling it like it is" and "not being stuck up".

You're about as laid-back as a warthog with a thistle up its asshole.

You couldn't be more thin-skinned if you were a cellophane mouse in hell.

Humble? You? You make Texans look like a Shaker colony.

You laugh at yourselves with the same frequency as the Phantom of the Opera, only you have shittier taste in music.

Go back to your detainment centers and idiot day-drinking horse race and killing off the Great Barrier Reef.

I'm the rape statistics of Johannesburg.

I am also Meghan's Markle's venue of choice when forced to visit this continent. It's got that big city vibe and besides, there are iamonds here.

^*diamonds

R23 AGREED. Everyone hates Australians. Truly annoying turds who have contributed nothing to modern life. Inbred trash from that tiny island England. Have some of the worst accents on the planets, comparable to white South Africans horrid accent. No one can be Australian and sound even a tiny bit intelligent.

R26 - Oh, come now. Cate Blanchett is Australian. So is Guy Pearce. So is Eric Bana. So is Toni Collette. They all sound intelligent.

Australia has accrued more than a dozen Nobel prizes, about half in sciend and medicine, not least Howard Florey who shared it with Alexander Fleming for the discovery of penicillin.

And I won't hear a word against the place that birthed Chris Hemsworth.

^*science and medicine

R27 they do try to sound intelligent but sadly they are still Australian.

[R27] I am willing to give them plenty of credit. I am also willing to call them out on the fiction that they're just all a bunch of larrikins having a jolly laugh and that no one else has their carefree way of life. They're the only people I know who can manage to be testy and smug at the same time.

Coarseness is not honesty. Smugness is not contentment. And their political culture has been solidly in the sewer for 20 years.

I’m a smug Canadian judging Australians, Americans and South Africans arguing over who is the best. Oot and aboot, eh?

But also.... I’m a vuvuzela

I am the surprising number of circumcised penises in the country.

I'm going on the jolly. Which is White South African for "throwing up in public".

I’m a Jewish guy from Johannesburg living in the Uk frequently going home to see the family

SA = wasteland-lie

I'm Kevin Richardson, Lion Whisperer - Hear me ROOOOOOOARRRRR!!!!

I'm All Gold Tamatie Sous (Tomato Sauce). I'm better than ketchup.

I'm corrective rape!

You love me

I’m the pretty one from “Hancock”.

I’m her

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