Would you do me?

Need to see face!

You're well fit!

Is that you, Rhoda? Looking good! My heart, be still! I won't be able to sleep tonight.

if that's really you Rhoda, take another photo with a sign saying 'I'd fuck me' on it. Then I'll believe you.

No. You seem weird. And get some self-confidence.

Sure. I’d even make you a good breakfast the morning after.

The weird ones are the best R5, *wink wink nudge nudge*

Magic 8-Ball says, "Hell fuckin' NO!"

What's wrong with your finger skin?

nice torso, miss gurl

Oh dear, is this another surprise FTM?

Cockgobbler, is that you?

More, Rhoda, more! Encore, encore! That was a teaser. There surely must be a second act. The big reveal, so to speak.

That’s all you’re getting. x

Oh, damn! You tease!

No. You're too much in need of validation. You'd be exhausting.

I don't do FTMs.

I'm enjoying your designer chest hair OP.

Are you friends with the Roided-out Garden Gnome and fellow bottomless pit of attention seeking Dr. Jake? You all seem to travel in packs.

I'm all about the sausage, so I'd really need to see that before making a final proclamation.

But I'm sure the Reddit gurls would eat you up!

Come on you lot, is this all you have? I expected much more vitriol. Bring out the claws! x

Those are FTM nipples.

R22 I’m all man, honey. I can assure you of that. x

Ah! I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

R23 Show dick and then we can talk. Not your enlarged clitoris though.

You first, R25 - rhodaborrocks@hotmail.com. x

I think I did! Zoom out!

Haven't we had enough of this homophobic trans propaganda yet? Why haven't these posters been banned yet? They're no different than the Christian conversation camps.

I wouldn't do you with a long stick!

The poor dear, some social diseases have ravaged her mind and now she is more attention whoring than ever. Sad.

Will Kemp's body was much better as a Dap model in 2002.

Plus, he has a beautiful face and not ashamed to show it!

Will Kemp's body was much better as a Gap model in 2002.

Plus, he has a beautiful face and not ashamed to show it!

GapPlaylistsGuy = autist trash. x

DL Fave Luke Perry showing off his guns and hot chest in 1992 as a Gap model.

Not sure this is the case, but I truly dislike having to give people confidence and feed them. I have a friend like this - the reason he is alone is that he is just too damn picky and then wonders if it is because of his looks...

would I do what, darling?

Op, I don’t do fatties

Dear Rhoda: Being of unsound mind and with time on my hands, I have composed a little poem for you with the help of my good friend, Dr. Seuss and his own poem "Green Eggs and Ham: Ahem!!

Oh, I would do you in the rain And I would do you in a train.

Then I would do you in a car And I would do you in a bar.

I'd like to do you in a box, And then I'd do you in your socks.

I'd love to do you in the dark, And maybe do you in the park

.....Sincerely yours, The Fabulous Miss Lucy, who thinks that RhodaBorrocks is Absolutely Fabulous

Yes, twice

I didn't realize he's trans. Nice chest regardless. Fucking? No.

FTM. No.

No you have a gross pussy.

Show your big willy x

Yes, but only with my finger.

You have ugly hands.

R38 - You’re a creepy ho. I like it. R43 - It ain’t big, it’s average at best. R45 - That may be so, but they’ve served me well. x

[quote] Would you do me?

I haven't had good experience having sex with headless men.

Well, well, I see that the ten-year-old playground bullies have been here, spraying their marking scent all over the landscape, and have had a merry wank over the situation.

I hope that you have not taken the juvenile insults seriously. You have a good body. I like those abs. And there's absolutely nothing wrong with your hands. You have nice long fingers.

There is good-natured teasing, and then there is cruelty. The need to be cruel, whilst hiding under the cloak of anonymity leaves me shaking my head in dismay.

R49 Fuck off, snowflake. x

Oops. R48 - see above. x

You and your validation-seeking reflection make a nice couple.

If i were going to do a headless torso, you'd make the short list.

Sorry, OP. Won't do it again.

R48 oh do shut up.

Most of us are sick of the trans “am I not” troll who persistently pushes trans on gay men. This is the same shirt most of us grew up with, getting bullied. As adults, we don’t have to put up with this shit anymore.

OP deserves a serious beat down.

No Missy....I would not.

I'd totally do you... and I wouldn't have a problem with you live-posting to DL while I was fucking you doggy either.

And yes, of course, I'd cook you a nice breakfast in the morning.

...

It's a good thing you'd do you, because I wouldn't. Troll for validation elsewhere.

I got to say you're one of the more convincing FTM i've seen. Cheers!

So much pointless bitchery - exactly what I signed up for. Thanks, y'all! x

I don't know which irritates me more:- the attention-seeking or the "thanks y'all"

Would you do me though, R61? That’s the question. x

"I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!"

What a line, R63! I’m nicking it. Ta hun. x

See you at work tomorrow.

R65 You heading in to the brothel tomorrow? I thought you were working from home. x

Omg.

Nope. You’re an exhibitionist, and probably cum to the thought of yourself.

Oh, and this thread needs a theme song...

No, but you could fuck me, Rho.

I’d back my missy up on that dick until my taint acts as a firewall to your balls; my plump cakes pushing up against your lower abdomen, as I tighten my grip and begin to fuck your cock with my mussy.

I’d leave in just your head and tighten my hole around that, too.

Those hands are not my style.