Change a word, ruin a product

Limberger Helper

Trans-Chocolates. Their pronoun is Her/She's.

Sugar Smackheads.

Roast soap

Black Out

Miracle Whop

Blow Pop.

Titsie Rolls

Neverready Batteries

Toxico Gas Stations

Westingmouse

Puick.

Stinky- It's Fun For a Girl or A Boy!

Zula Hoop.

My Shitty Pony.

Cock-Cola

Ty-D-Bowel

Oy Dishwashing Liquid

Mice-a-Roni

Fool Whip

I’m reliving my misspent youth

Am I the only one who is getting flashbacks to Wacky Packages from a distant youth?

Dubyalicious: the bubble gum that tastes like bush!

Cruel Whip.

Shitpotle

The whole brand could be rechristened 'Betty Cockrocker.'

Though I don't think anything would be ruined by that change.

Taco Smell

Pubics Supermarket

Stool Whip.

A&Pee

Burger Kink

Lincoln Continental Drift

Trolls Royce

Pizza Slut

Life Slavers.

Fucky Charms.

Pop's Tarts

He-Man: Mattress of The Universe

Butterfingered

Lava Dump

Strawberry Shortscake

Vilveeta.

Witchkraft Cheese

Dump Tower

Motherslittlepillsbury

Alaska Ruse Ships

Carnival Bruiser

Sweat Potatoes

Six Fags Great Adventure

Fistquik Pancake Mix

Dick-Fil-A

Vulveeta.

Vulvo.

Jock Full o' Nuts.

Wendy Torrance's.

& Jack Torrance in the Box.

Jack in the Crack

Poopsie

Poopsie Roll

Bentenmann's

Raggedy Ann and Faggotty Andy

Hot Fudge Hyundai

Blisterine.

Facialbook

Mussengill Douche

rAmazone dot con

Trump crab meat

Ogle (what your search engine is really doing)

Food Emwhoreiam

Jewjubes.

Sweetfarts

Quaker Choats

The Black Anus steakhouse

Cunt Chocula

Vagina Slim

Enemann’s

Home Despot

Yankee Swindle

Enemann’s

Bloodbath & Beyond.

Bedbugs & Beyond.

Hole Foods

Poop Rocks.

Ben’s Gay

Raisin Brain

Stove Top Pussy

Clitamari

The Gape

Fright Guard

I Can't Believe It's Not Butthole

Fullblown AIDS Candies

HaterLounge

Lice Krispies

Oh, what fun! Can I try?

Taster’s Choice Instant Cyanide

Get it?

Radio Schlock

Fried Human Legs

Goldman Sucks

Dingles

Roasted garlic mashed labia

Cundt cake

Shitz crackers

Prole Shampoo

Chee Zits

Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Pussy

Cokehead

Cheesedick

Veggie snots

Kellogg’s porn flakes

Gefilte shit

Big Sack

Bagel with cocks

Mice Crispies

Whore Atlantic

Aer Cunnilingus

I can’t believe it’s not anal

Pappa Joan's

5 Gays Burgers and Fries

Jimmy Spleen Sausages

Crackhead Barrel

Cuckoo Chanel

Tide Clods

Three Musky Tiers

Amazon Gecko

Head & Muldar (the creme rinse is out there)

iPhoney

Twatter

Kibbles & Tits

Zits Crackers

Fjord Trucks (actually that's an improvement)

The Dead Lobster

Starfucks

Sexxon

Uh-oh, Spaghetti Hos

Schweppes Colonic Water

Otter Tops

Greasy Penis Butter Cups

r118, I would buy that for its effervescent tingling and cleansing.

Mountin’ Doo

Manwitch

Dr. Pooper

AbbaStabba

Dragu

Christmas Mouse —> Christmas Louse

Ha! One letter!

Procto & Gamble

Lice Crispies

Dodge Rim pickup truck.

Eat ass in the tailgate!

Cock A Cola

Wandys

McDon-olds

Booger King

Friend-sleaze

Pizza Slut

Fucky Cheese

Panda Sexpress

IPLOP

Piddle Caesar's

Toys R Pus

Der Peenerschnitzel.

Browny Paper Towels

Stove Top Fluffing

Jesus Whiz.

Cap'n Economic Crunch.

Nutflix

Mixed Dingleberry fruit snacks

Yucky Charms

Kramps Macaroni and Sneeze

Hell Taco

Bad Breath & Beyond

French's Yellow Mouseturd

Aeroflop.

Jello Kitty.

Sharties.

Victoria Secretions

^^ Victorias^^

Pittsburgh Stealers

Detroit Loins

Everybody Loathes Raymond

Sucks In The City

Listerstink instead of listerine

Less Miserables

Leave It In Beaver

The Fucks of Life

Bride's Hole Revisted

On Chesil Bitch

Hole Foods

Trader JOs

Dickey Chicks

Dry Sac

Count CockYouLove Cereal

Sux Fifth Ave

Hairy Winston

Fourth Wives' Club

Hello Clitty

Chicago White Jocks

Green Bay Fudge Packers

Los Angeles Rims

Los Angeles Rims

Seattle Chickenhawks

Lesbians in the Outfield

Indianapolis Dolts

Carolina Panties

Oprah’s Favorite Depends

A Man For All Positions

Minute Lice

Purina Scat Chow

Nancy Feast

For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Infantcide When the Rainbow Is Enuf

Bagels and schmegma

Tally's Phallus

'night Motherfucker

PussySpray Cranberry Relish

Joe Turner's Cum and Gone

The Pillowbiter Man

Mashed clits and gravy

Diarrhea Crunch N Berry

Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Skype

Goodnight Moan

Bath and Body Squirts

Harry Potter and the Pursued Child

Guys and Guys

The Pajama Bottom Game

Irma La Douche

Little Debbie's Slutty Bars

Funny Gurl

Summer Eves Soup

Diddler on the Roof

Man of La Mangina

Fleet Fudge Cycles

Sunday In The Ramble With George

Pickled Penis

Bring in 'da Noise, Bring in 'da Fuck

The Scarlet Pimple

The Randy Chaperone

Next To Norman

Felch Me If You Can

The Loin King

Nice Wank If You Can Get It

Famous Anus Cookies

The Texas Outhouse

Cum From Anyway

Shart Tarts

Jello Puddin Suppositories

SpongeBob Dirty Pants

School of Cock

The Book of Onan

Tit Tacs

Kinky Bootlickers

Fun Homo

I detect the humor of a Trumper in this thread :(

I Can't Believe It's Not Cunt

International House Of Meatflaps

Kraft Macaroni & Dickcheese

Campbell's Cream Of Semen & Broccoli Soup

Winter's Boner

Chevrolet Impaler

Quaker Goatmeal

Lincoln Towed Car

Mercedes Bents

Anne Murray's greatest Shits

Cheap Cherokee

Plymouth Fairy

Milk Dads

R216 = Deborah Downer

Chucky Jesus

I think I prefer chunky Jesus

Dick-Fil-U

National Pornographic

Tits R Us

Law & Odor

Stag's Leak, a different white "wine"

LL Peen

Mount Blanc

Uncut Ben's

Acqua di Parmesan

Has anyone said AIDS yet?

r229, that doesn't ruin the product, that makes it better!

Hairy Pooter and the Goblin of Fire

Bugger King

Dick Shadows

Don't you mean "Gayson Hall," r246?

Stay fresh and dazzling with Kotex Panty Shiners!

Trump White House

Lice Krispies

Cap'n Cunt

Beerios

Kink Vitamin

Cream of Peat

Kellogg's When Did I Have Corn Flakes?

Toothpaste ? Shouldn't it be teethpast?

Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Shit shampoo

Hung Top Stuffing

Country Crotch butter spread

Cheeze Jizz

Honey Bunches Of Goats

Forever 51

Fault Disney

Toyota Cumri

Ford Exploder.

Vlad the Impala.

Judge Ju-ish.

Damp Mussy Rid

Scatt Toilet Tissue

Dairy Queef.

Whine Bar

Trader Ho's.

Hungry Hungry Heifers

Green Pus Giant

Pest Buy

[quote] Has anyone said AIDS yet?

Nope. We decided to start calling it "Danny Pintauro's disease" because that proved to be more effective in discouraging people from actually getting it.