Just wait a minute! Noah Cyrus isn't a Korean girl?

You know you've fucked up when your mom is younger and hotter than you are.

Noah is separated at birth from VERY late stage plastic surgery former beauty Isabelle Adjani.

Fauxcahontas!

WTF

Tish was such a good mother. This is what her daughter was wearing when she was 9:

Did she have a face transplant?

The photo at R2 is so confusing. On the left, she looks like a normal, cute girl next door. Maybe not as conventionally "hawt" as Miley is considered, but perfectly fine. On the right, she looks like she got the treatment that is usually given to 50-year-old women.

She looks kind of normal in the video at R4, but I guess she's going to make near nakedness part of her brand. (It worked so well for her sister...) I kind of like that song, actually.

Now she is pretending to be gay for attention, just like big sis!

So pretty and natural!

Their brother looks like some emo Frankenstein.

Yet still better looking than Noah!

Miley has had her own plastic surgery.

R10 Trace looks like a horse.

Can you imagine their family holiday dinners? A bunch of narcissistic, uneducated hillbillies sitting around the table eating marshmallow sweet potato casserole, drinking Mountain Dew and Boone's Farm. Taking bong hits and congratulating themselves on how attractive, talented and successful they are.