Geraldine of Cavillia: Tit muscles don't quit.

Hi, I'm a pretty monster slayer.

I'll slay that throbbing monster in your pants.

And NO! won't-you-pay-the-2-dollars Troll, we won't.

How ugly will Ms Cavill's new beard be?

Why the fuck do you keep posting multiple threads on this shit???

Why the fuck are the threads closed in the first place R4

Henry Cavill Would have been a lovely princess

Why did they make his hair grey? It's so not him.

It isn't him R7 it's Geralt the feminine ghoul slayer.

Hahahahaha

R7, it's very Judy Collins.

Judy wore it better

Pinoys rejoice! Look at this random tour being pulled out of his ass.

love cleft chins

Ass on face, lickable. R13

Happy Thankgiving

Gobble Gobble R15

There's not enough Henry Cavill tit muscle in this thread

R17 is the asian troll. Can't see her comment because she is blocked.

Oh no my bad! PLEASE FORGIVE ME UK GUY!

The Bald and the Restless

So, what does he have lined up, or is he just going to wait for the Witcher to air on Netflix?

R21 apparently he has a lot of "projects" in the works. So he says.

When you have to say such a thing it usually means there's nothing going on.

R23 Following the contract, he has to hide the details of the projects at the beginning . Like it was with the witcher and Enola . He has smth .

R24 shut up asian troll.

The only things lined up for him are a few events with free gifts and the beard project.

He gave a shot out to Luke Evans. I checked out his remake of The First Time I Saw. . .

[quote]Can't see her comment because she is blocked.

Why do people feel the need to announce this?

Why do people feel like commenting? R27?

His wig looks awful. I'm still looking forward for it however.

Yes, that wig is still terrible.

R25 Probably Cavill thinking about that good D he got back during the filming of Immortals.

He is beautiful inside and out

He is pretentious, inside and out.

R33 he is just a kind and generous guy and wants to make others happy ... Is it that bad?

R34 He's an arrogant man who sends out gifts so that people share it with others and give him accolades on his kindness. I believe he did the same in MI:6 when It wasn't his project to begin with.

I agree - he’s so phony. Remember those “commemorative coins” he gave out after Man of Flop?

R35 Why do you hate him so bad?( he did it every time. From Man of Steel to The Witcher. It looks sincere and sweet ... I can cope with taht he is like child , wants to be loved. If it would be totally bogus people would not share it.

R37 Why do you have to spell so bad? Are you still in school?

R38 Im kinda dyslectic

R15 Oh my Henry, that is nice and quite impressive

Henry better keep his coins and not waste it on nicknacks that people can't really use.

R1 They can sell them. But not for much.

*R41

Perfect

Oh god he's starting with the isms. Someone take away his shovel quick...

Oh god he's starting with the isms. Someone take away his shovel quick...

That hair is grotesque.

And I'm not even talking about the wig.

He is talking about sups! Its coming)

Why is he talking about Superman during The Witcher promo?

It's the only thing he's known for let's be honest.

R48, It's really, really not.

R49 Its PR....All his fans are interested in him playing Superman.

R51 That would seem most likely

The interviewers keep asking him about superman to be fair. A superman headline likely gets more clicks than Witcher

He looks even older when his hair is straightened. Terrible style.

And yes - what’s that day about the interest in the Witcher when the interviewers would rather talk about Superman?

I hope they know we is watchin the show foor his prize winnin teats and ass...got him a 2nd season yea

He looks old and tired. Why did his publicists allow Superman questions when he's promoting this?

Shut up asian troll! R48 etc..

Why is he not posting anything on Instagram? He bored us daily with his bitch elliptical but now when it matters he stopped posting?

I wonder if Mike Blevins read the new issue on Men's Health.

*of

He heard you R59

That explains his puffy blown golf hair.

Unleash your inner grandpa.

R63 He needs to dye his hair and put some product in it - it looks so dry.

R62 I remember someone on here always saying that woman was his aunt. Apparently they were wrong according to what he wrote in the post.

That’s said, his makeup artist looks like Bruce Villanch.

That's a different person R65

That said, They both look like Brucey.

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Why Henry Cavill Didn't Support The Release The Snyder Cut Movement On Justice League's Anniversary ?

We will see our handsome boy in sups role one more time !)))

premier

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buns of steel

Is there anything feminine about Henry? There are references to him in the feminine on threads about him (e.g., Geraldine).

He was on Jimmy Kimmel last night, doing what he does best: being freakishly handsome.

He explains how he picked his favorite American football team based on the team he believes Superman would have picked as his favorite.

R72 he is just perfect . And his Geralt as well. And his sups

Why is he so tanned here? Was he sunbathing? Or is it just bronzer? R69

A whore with tites/nipples that gloriously suckable will always find work....

Hollywood was built on tits and nips and cock

He did Snyder dirty even though there were rumors of Henry not being invited to watch the Snyder cut.

R72 Lol once again, another interview where they talk about everything but the Witcher practically.

R77 Henry signal to WB that he is ready to play Superman again. he's very persistent.

R77 Yep! Now, I bet he wishes he didn't play hardball with WB. Now, he's groveling for the chance to play Supes. I bet if they were to take him back, they should offer him half his salary, just to show him who is the boss.

I mean how dare he come in asking for more money and another film, right after flops. Then, he had the audacity to refuse a quick cameo. I mean who negotiates like that?

I guess it doesn't matter, because I really don't think that there will be another Superman movie any time soon. So, Cavill can just chill with the big hints.

[quote]he's very persistent.

Read: he's very desperate.

We've heard the Chiefs story a million times it's nothing new.

R81 Except this time he didn't mention being opposed to your partner Re: Ben Blank

they should jus keep the cam on his nude tittys…..ratings would be fat.

Early reviews of The Witcher (if they are to be believed - full reviews by critics are embargoed until official release on Dec 20th) are positive. I'm optimistic this is going to be a great show, and there will be plenty of Cavill-tit on display. Maybe even butt.

R80 Why do you think so?

R80 He looks confident.

La Belle et la Bête

La Belle, La Bête

R80 I agree . No one goes hard for a TV show and auditions along with 200+ actors when they are an established film actor.

R89 Oh God .... Do you really believe in a story with 200+ actors? Henry called Lauren first. He immediately got the role. 200+ actors were a prerequisite from Laurens contract with producers. And more than that, I'm sure Dany helped him, thats why he was so grateful to her.

R90 That makes a lot of sense.

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Seriously, that hair...

True self...

R93 still the most handsome man on earth

I like the hint of tit at R94.

R96 what's the point of his tities if they are very hairy?

[quote] what's the point of his tities if they are very hairy?

Explain please.

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Thank you for that R99 (aka Boob). That is so hot.

Hijacking Shawn Mendes' fans.

R93 His hairline is receding faster than Antarctica's glaciers.

R102 Desperate.

That blue t-shirt must be ancient or else he has multiple copies of it. If it’s old how does he keep it so blue?

It's because it's kept well hidden in closet.

What's he wearing on Kimmel? What an awful suit. Cheapo couldn't buy a better one?

He often wears suits that are too boxy or that are too tight in the middle and boxy elsewhere. He needs a real stylist not that fat chick.

He even dared to say it was the best one he's ever worn.

It must have been given for free.

Freya subtly outing Henry

R110 Where? That's HC's IG post.

[quote] Do you really believe in a story with 200+ actors? Henry called Lauren first. He immediately got the role.

No, he didn't. Lauren wasn't quite sold on him, so she went on to interview more actors.

[quote]Do you really believe in a story with 200+ actors? Henry called Lauren first. He immediately got the role.

No hunty.

R112 / R113 Doesn't know hoe business strategies work

R111 Look at her comment and his reply.

R115 What do you think about them?

Someone find him a stylist that can buy him better pants.

Looking at all those videos and photos of Henry with fans, I realized the majority of his fans are overweight slobs.

Fat Cavill Fans.

I think those were mostly fans of DL's fave twink Shawn Mendes.

For the millionth time, someone buy him a good suit!

Whoever measured his pants wanted his chicken legs to come out.

Henry in three years time

LoL!

R115 Out of the mouths of babes. She probably has seen a thing or two on set.

Can someone just post what the fuck they wrote? There are nearly 3,500 comments under the post and I’m not about to read all of them.

She wrote: Queens : )

He mentioned his ex Lucy at interview ) Thats so nice. He is so gentle

R121 His clothes are very expensive from a well-known workshop in London. He looks good, he’s just a big boy and it’s hard for him to find a classic well-fitting suit .

Doesn't matter if the clothes aren't tailored. He's too muscular to fit into off the rack clothes.

The suit is bespoke so there is no excuses for it not to fit well.

Someone's been enjoying that Argentinian meat in him.

R130 Bullshit. What about his non-muscular legs? Even his pants are extremely ill fitted.

R133 I mean to say ... His clothes are tailored. . . He can't fit off the rack clothes.

R134 You call that atrocity tailored?

It's late. I meant to say his clothes need to be tailored. .. He can't fit off the rack clothes.

This is what Henry and Lauren are so proud of.

R137 doesnt work

found it. well ...first. it looks fine! but its just one scene . Stay tuned for that. It gets better and better

R137

Look! How many people come for henry!

Henry .

[quote]She wrote: Queens : )

Did she really?! And what did he reply?😃

Do you think he reads these threads?

R143 he answered : hahaha but it wasn't about gaying . It was witcher joke .

R141 That's the main hall for all the panels. So don't go overboard with your estimations.

And this is how you get a God complex.

Hahaahaa. He must have thought they only did that for him

Ms Henry Cavill doesn't know that's the average response for any celebrity in Brazil.

R154 Keep telling yourself that. They both know what she meant ;)

Except, It wasn't R145

Gal Gadot was also there to promote WW84

Haahahhahah! Poor Ryan Reynolds.

If the crowd chanted Jesus long enough he would believe he's the holy son R147

Why do you think so R144

"Even if the critics in the US tear this apart, the overseas audiences tend to lap up the trashier stuff. So I'm not surprised at the marketing strategy here." R20

That explains Netflix's ploy as a way to cover up for season 2's expenses.

LoL!

Rsyan 's got some quick reflexes R152

He should move to the Third World (i.e. South America) where the people actually think he’s some sort of star.

R155 So true but they will move on to the next thing if they have to muddle through all of the subtitles. They only like a few words and a lot of action.

[quote]Hahaahaa. He must have thought they only did that for him. Ms Henry Cavill doesn't know that's the average response for any celebrity in Brazil.

He's so thirsty that he doesn't care.

Fire the hair stylist. All that budget blown by Cavill's salary and promotion.