Janeane Garofalo Hair/Wig/Hairpiece/Extensions etc thread.

BTW, Howard Stern doesn't live in L.A.

She definitely was wearing something in 2009.

Any gossip about "Girlfriend's Guide To Divorce"? Scroll down on the Gettyimages link to see pictures.

This and OP is weirder than the Yellow Skin Troll's fetishization of Brenton Thwaites.

BTW Howard lives in New York which is where Reebock LA sports does business.

R5 Ah, thanks for clearing that up.

She wears various wigs in the 1995 movie "Coldblooded".

R7 I'll have to look it up.

CDAN seems to think so.

Joan Jett and that shabby leaving her wig and used needles in my friends loft story. She was bald when she left. Janeane is not someone I've ever heard of but most women wear some fake hair for TV and film. Unless you're blessed like Sela Ward. Joon Jett probably lost all her hair from doing so many drugs and watching rapes happen while pretending she could sing? She only wears wigs. Bitch is bald.She must be 75.

You know who wears a lot of extensions? Jessica Simpson. And Sofie Loren.

R10 You're insane about Joan.

R10 It's Sofia Loren, not Sofie, dummy. She's been wearing wigs for decades.

I didn't even know who Joan Jett was until that happened. Well I knew her but I had never heard a song of hers. I Love Rock N Roll I always thought was from the Muppets. It was so basic and stupid sounding. I thought it was a parody. But it was Joon Jett and the Sweet Tarts.

Sofie Loren is 30 years older than my mother, but she seems to wear some hair help. Funny her face came to me because she must be ninety years old. I think she wears some extensions and maybe a clip-on bang? My friend does styling for Elle Magazine, Essense and Marie Claire. He tells me about how bald and hairless these ladies are. No lashes or eyebrows or hair around their ears. Too many facelifts. I guess Joan Jet went bald from years of shooting heroin? I'm not sure. She looked bad but what was worse was how mean she was. People hated her all night. It must be hard for a fake rocker lady to be completely bald. But she's a mean bitch on drugs and almost 70 years old. How sad can you feel for the talentless Joon Jett? She left her wet wig in a friends bathroom with three used syringes. Not a well senior lady. RIP.

R13 Please ignore the troll. BTW, this is a Janeane Garofalo thread, NOT a Joan Jett thread.

Thank you R14. I will try to ignore the troll. Nothing better than a Janine Garafala thread. She is an icon who let her hair loss go unchecked. Now we know why.

R15 Ugh.

Did she ever take it off/mention it on The Majority Report?

r10/r13- You should really take your outlandish Joan Jett allegations over to the Joan Jett thread, I dare you! You'll be proven wrong almost immediately.

As for Janeane, I like how she doesn't rely on foul language in her comedy, and she was great in "The Truth About Cats & Dogs". Crazy how she hates that movie. Knowing she's asexual, maybe that's why; maybe it makes her non-romantic.

R18 Thank you.

HelloWorld is the same crazy ass poster as TheGarofaholic. Everyone knows you just talk to yourself out here from two different devices. Always agree with yourself too. Poor crazy old man. Don't you have a supermodel of the 80s thread to start again soon? No more dogface Gia Garagemi please!!!

R20 That's not true at all. I don't know that much at all about Joan Jett, but he/she certainly does.

No website is complete without multiple thread discussing JG's hairpieces!

R22 Well, they keep getting closed.

I'm a casual JG fan too but I haven't been on these threads, R23. I find the topic so... uh, esoteric. You keep going anway, Garafolic.

R24 Try this then.

I'm surprised Affleck's-Rug hasn't chimed in.

r19/r21- You're welcome. :-)

Yeah, and you know way more about Janeane than I do (though I am now a fan and like her a lot). Heck, I thought the bald cap was real, while you knew it wasn't, etc. How much more proof does loony r20 need that we are not the same person?!

He's just afraid to take his crap over to the Joan Jett thread, cause he knows he'll be taken to task there, LOL!

Check this out. I'm about to watch it.

R28 That's a good one. Genereal Janeane talk here.

R28 How did you like it?

Janeane performs at The Stand NYC tonight at 8pm.

I don't like her. She's got one way of being. Just the homely girl with thinning hair who makes a downgrade comment. Cats and Dogs is an ok movie. Not great. No wonder Janine's time of importance was so short. She's not a very interesting chick. So drab.

R32 Watch "Wet Hot American Summer" or "Girl's Best Friend".

I'm not even sure I recognize her in things. Janine is so dull with that ratty wig. She's like twice our age and I guess her career is over. She IS an ok actress tho.

R34 I'm 32 and she looks fine to me. BTW, it's Janeane, you troll.

I had no idea people contemplated this much on her or her wigs. I thought she was only relevant in the 90's early 00's?

Didn't she also defend that nasty Louis CK?

Now, I always mix up her name for Jimmy Garappallo.

Rhonda Bollocks is 32 as well. Both made up people. Like R35.

I am 43 and Janine must be 65? Anyway, I saw a few movies with her and she was OK. Some older man said that she went nuts for conservatism at a time when that was not popular. Is that why Janine's career ended?

R37 Does she even wear them?

It is well known that she wears a sheitel.

Janine guest judged on RuPaul's Drag Race but I can't remember which season. She wasn't funny really. If you don't want a hairdresser AND you're over 40 - don't wear your hair long. Is she bald? Anyway she looked like depressed shit. She must be sixty now. Whatever happened to her?

R40 She was never a guest on RuPaul's show.

R37 If anything, she was blacklisted for her anti-Iraq war views.

There's a difference between a wig, weave, hairpiece, and extensions.

She's a old crank with a lot of scalp showing. She did guest judge on Drag Race. Season Three.

R44 Are you sure you aren't thinking of Margaret Cho?

Tonight. Susan Lucci's wig game is strong.

Why doesn't Joan Jett get some decent wigs? Is she always flushing them down toilets?

R46 Damn, Susan's looks real.

r47- Take it to the Joan Jett thread, Mr. Troll!

Joon Jet doesn't deserve a thread dumbass.

r50- I think you're secretly in-love with her, and she wouldn't give you the time of day (cause ya just ain't her type)

Little boy scorned.

Sorry, not sorry.

^ you can see Joon Jett was already balding in that photo. Must be 40 years ago.

r53- There's nothing wrong with it. She's beautiful.

And anyway, people's hair can thin or thicken, depending on diet, lifestyle, hormones, or other things. Just because it was thin there doesn't mean she's bald now, as you allege.

Just because she wouldn't date you doesn't mean you should keep ragging on her!

Take it to another thread please.

That's what I keep telling that idiot- and yet, he keeps coming here to talk about her!

And who the heck gave his nasty "Joan Jett doesn't deserve a thread" comment 3 likes? Cause rude!!!

Bump.

Happy Thanksgiving.

R57 Thanks.

The JJ Troll sounds like a 1st cousin of She Who Shall Not Be Named.

R59 Well, they're gone.

Indeed. R60, I’ve been combing pictures of her — where/when is she wearing a wig? And has she really gone to the dark right?!? I always loved her.

I will say, her hairstyle does thinning hair no favors. She should wear a deep side part with super long bangs breaking up her forehead. Female balding tends to be from temple to temple, a slightly different pattern than men. This type of thinning is most obvious in the center. She needs that side part stat!

R61 No she hasn't gone to the dark right, that was brief thing in the aftermath of 9/11.

r59- Because I've posted here before, this thread is in my watch-list and I can see new replies to it. I know when you say "JJ troll" you are referring to me.

If being a troll means not allowing people to lie about someone, then okie dokie, I'll wear that troll badge proudly!

For the paid subscribers.

Being a troll means one derails a thread after being politely asked to fuck off. Stick to the topic or FUCK OFF. Clear enough for you yet? Read the OP post. That’s the “topic” also called a theme. That’s what we discuss. If you discuss someone else after this post, then you’ve outed yourself as severely mentally ill and in need of a psychiatrist and medications. Be blessed.

Thank you r64. R65 is for r63 *obviously.*

R66 No problem.

My mistake, THIS is the thread for paid subscribers, which I am not.

[quote]Being a troll means one derails a thread after being politely asked to fuck off. Stick to the topic or FUCK OFF. Clear enough for you yet? Read the OP post. That’s the “topic” also called a theme. That’s what we discuss. If you discuss someone else after this post, then you’ve outed yourself as severely mentally ill and in need of a psychiatrist and medications. Be blessed.

r65- Okay then, by that definition, you couldn't have meant me, because I was not the one derailing this thread. In fact, I WAS THE ONE telling the actual troll to get lost and take his Joan Jett lies to the Joan Jett thread- but he kept coming back here anyway. So, after that, I just went into offence mode. The best defense is a good offence.

Crazy how the actual troll doesn't get called out, but I do. That's nuts. I will not allow people to lie about someone I care about- ON ANY THREAD. Cause what kind of friend, fan, or family member would, huh?

You all need to stop picking on me, when you would do the same if it was something or someone you cared about being blatantly mis-characterized and smeared! So, lay off me!

Come see Janeane Garofalo at Eastville Comedy tonight. 8pm.

Wig bump.

Love this.

Wig Hot American Summer.

Bump.

Has she had a facelift?

R76 Seriously?

R73 Let's make it happen!

Wanna see Janeane Garofalo for free tonight? Then come to TheStand NYC tonight at 8pm for Canned Laughter! Bring a non perishable food item to the door for BoweryMission.

Janeane in 2009.

My neighbors 14 year old daughter has a natural hair line that starts above her ear. She covers it well but it's from her mother. Maybe this is what JG has. It's not uncommon in women.

Janeane in 2017

Janeane blind.

Tonight! Janeane Garofalo performs at Eastville Comedy Club at 8pm.

Bump.

Come see Janeane tonight at Eastville Comedy Club. 8pm.

Does Janeane show people her wig collection(if she has one) on Halloween?

This is among the oddest obsession I’ve seen here, and that’s saying something...

R87 Janeane's hair is a world of wonders.

R88: Apparently! Who knew?? 😂

R89 I always knew.

Janeane on Tuesday.

Tonight, Janeane Garofalo performs at The Stand NYC at 8pm.

R92 Otay.

R93 Haha.

She was great on 'The West Wing'.

R96 Yes she was. Wore hair extensions in the later episodes.

I always thought her hair in "Reality Bites" was a wig. But it was hers

Brand new interview with Janeane Garofalo for That's So Retrograde.

R98 Aw no hair talk.

This is Janeane Garofalo's first ever appearance on the "Late Show With David Letterman" in 1993

R100 Wig or real?

R101 That's all hers.

Come see Janeane Garofalo at Eastville Comedy Club tonight at 8pm.

Tonight! Janeane Garofalo performs at Eastville Comedy Club at 8pm.

Janeane Garofalo performs at The Stand Comedy Club and Restaurant at 8pm.