What's going in Russia and why do they have so many cannibals?
Another Russian cannibal charged after human and animal remains found
by Anonymous | reply 90 | December 4, 2019 5:47 PM |
What was playing on his iPod?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 22, 2019 12:03 AM |
All the potatoes we used to make vodka.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 22, 2019 12:04 AM |
Russians: The other white meat.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 22, 2019 12:06 AM |
Those sanctions really did a number on them.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 22, 2019 12:12 AM |
Wtf. They do not name him. I don’t see this anywhere else on the news. Does anyone else? Russian prison will be harsh on this person. How can they claim he is not mentally ill? Again wtf.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 22, 2019 12:14 AM |
This is what you get when your culture is too deeply integrated with that of bears. First they're riding bicycles and performing in your circuses, and the next thing you know their kids are hanging out with yours behind the school teaching each other to smoke and devour lone transients!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 22, 2019 12:21 AM |
bring back the bread lines!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 22, 2019 12:24 AM |
YUMMERS!
Did he cook it up with some EVOO?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 22, 2019 12:25 AM |
[quote]What was playing on his iPod?
This, silly.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 22, 2019 12:35 AM |
It’s been an epidemic over there, starting with the Dyatlov Pass incident.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 22, 2019 12:37 AM |
The Russians acquired a taste for human flesh during the Siege of St Petersburg, and never lost it.
'Cannibalism flourished where the roads were bad'.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 22, 2019 12:43 AM |
Because THIS is what happens what happens when society fucking disentegrates. Nobody gives a fuck- at least nobody of significance. The Oligarchs and Putin are bleeding it dry and the rats are literally feeding at the corpse. I would take the time to pity them, but Seriously, these are the Mother Fuckers we have ti worry about under mining our own goverment.
We gotta seriously get to work.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 22, 2019 12:45 AM |
Whores and thieves
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 22, 2019 12:46 AM |
This thread is useless without recipes.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 22, 2019 12:47 AM |
“What was playing on his iPod?”
‘I'm Not the Man I Used to Be’ by the Fine Young Cannibals. It’s on their ‘The Raw and The Cooked’ album.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 22, 2019 12:54 AM |
Russia has a long history of cannibalism. It how they survived the many famines. Well some of them did.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 22, 2019 12:59 AM |
Russia is the best place to keep meat cold. You can dine out for months on a teenager alone! x
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 22, 2019 1:00 AM |
“The 51-year-old is suspected of having eaten ... three men, whom he had befriended and plied with alcohol.“
Beef Strokin’off?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 22, 2019 1:02 AM |
Send him to the White House, he could live off Trump's carcass for months (and do the nation a favor).
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 22, 2019 1:05 AM |
Maybe that is what Putin is planning by inviting Trump to Russia in May?
Trump's carcass could feed one of those entire countries that ends in -Stan.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 22, 2019 1:05 AM |
Accompanied with red or white wine?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 22, 2019 1:31 AM |
They have a special recipe for human ribs marinated in vodka and beetroot. Vegetarians taste much better and are much sought after.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 22, 2019 1:43 AM |
Yummers!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 22, 2019 1:45 AM |
They have all been irradiated in Arkhangelsk so the cannibalism could either increase or decrease, soon.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 22, 2019 2:25 AM |
No joke, cannibalism is part of Russian history. Within the 20th century there were several national catastrophes where people turned to it to survive.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 22, 2019 2:29 AM |
Very fine (tasting) people on both sides.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 22, 2019 2:37 AM |
If Russians taste as bad as their attitude, they must taste like shit.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 22, 2019 3:06 AM |
Fava beans are plentiful, but Chianti is damned hard to find.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 22, 2019 3:31 AM |
Cannibalism is extremely common in countries afflicted by nonstop war---look at most of West Africa, particularly Liberia, Sierra Leone, and Congo. Russians still function as if though their country is at war, with each other and the rest of the world.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 22, 2019 3:45 AM |
You can see it in their faces.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 22, 2019 3:55 AM |
He barely looks human
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 22, 2019 4:07 AM |
That pic was probably taken from his bad side r33
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 22, 2019 4:14 AM |
R16 Exactly... I cannot seem to find my two hundred year-old recipe for Longpig á la Russe.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 22, 2019 4:16 AM |
R14 nails it.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 22, 2019 4:50 AM |
Right?! WTF? Is it because they are fucking drunk all the time and have no moral compass? Truly disturbing.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 22, 2019 4:52 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 22, 2019 4:54 AM |
Goddamn man. What is wrong with these fucking people. It really is a nation of drunk sociopaths.
And THIS is who Republicunts want to be allied with. Think about that.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 22, 2019 4:58 AM |
Groceries are so expensive!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 22, 2019 5:05 AM |
"That pic was probably taken from his bad side [R33]"
Yes. His bad side is the front, where you can see his face.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 22, 2019 7:28 AM |
Ewww, they took selfies with the body parts??
Russians really are cannibalistic thieves, whores and trash to the core. No amount of sanctions caused this. You don't see poor people in America doing that.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 22, 2019 7:38 AM |
[quote]Cannibalism is extremely common in countries afflicted by nonstop war---look at most of West Africa, particularly Liberia, Sierra Leone, and Congo
Yeah, but those countries were never once a super power with nuclear weapons and space stations. Russians are just trash rich and poor. The poverty just brought out their true nature.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 22, 2019 7:43 AM |
Nice try Boris, but that list is nothing compared to 300 million people in the US. Russia is by fare the cannibal capital of first world countries.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 22, 2019 8:44 AM |
White people, am I right ladies?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 22, 2019 8:51 AM |
I started out this thread laughing, but now I'm nauseated. Christ, you come here for a cannibal joke, maybe a Sondheim tune and you end up with R38.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 22, 2019 8:55 AM |
I suppose if you order a White Russian in Moscow, you better be careful. You might not get a cocktail.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 22, 2019 8:58 AM |
Generational trauma.
I’m not even kidding.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 22, 2019 9:59 AM |
Omg R7, just the first line cracked me up. "This is what you get when your culture is too deeply integrated with that of bears ". Then the rest of it finished me off.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 22, 2019 10:07 AM |
On a more positive spin, Russia always makes Florida look good in comparison.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 22, 2019 3:56 PM |
Who plays the cannibal in the upcoming Hollywood film?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 22, 2019 6:31 PM |
Russians and Eastern Europeans can be demented, sadistic, grotesque monsters. Why is this? Is it because of former communist rule which twisted them?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 22, 2019 8:06 PM |
I think they were better when they were communists. They've become worse.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 22, 2019 8:13 PM |
Why is everyone calling Russia the cannibalism capital of the developed world? Really---what is this based on (other than a few well-publicized, admittedly entertaining news stories)?
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 23, 2019 12:01 AM |
Russia is so depressing. At least in the 19th century they had Tchaikovsky and Dostoevsky. What are they producing now besides dashcam crash videos?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 23, 2019 12:06 AM |
A girl’s gotta eat.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 23, 2019 12:07 AM |
R53 did you skip history class for 12 years? So many countries have committed atrocities.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 23, 2019 12:31 AM |
Russians are absolute trash. The very worst of the worst. Let them all eat each other like zombies, I say.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 23, 2019 3:01 AM |
The Russian women get in on the cannibalism over there too. I guess at least they have gender equality then!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 23, 2019 3:06 AM |
Maybe all that alcohol makes the flesh more delicious, like a good marinade.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 23, 2019 4:03 AM |
[R48] Au contraire. You might get a cock and perhaps a slice of tail as well.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 23, 2019 4:04 AM |
r55, the fact is, there are no other contenders for the title of "Cannibalism capital of the developed world".
Not since Jeffrey Dahmer and Ed Gein, anyway. Don't know if Wisconsin has yet relinquished its title as "Cannibalism capital of the U.S."
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 23, 2019 5:44 AM |
I heard that Krocodil meat tastes like chicken
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 23, 2019 6:11 AM |
🎼People... eating people, are the Russianist people in the world! 🎶
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 23, 2019 6:53 AM |
I wonder if any of our Russian trolls ended up being eaten if they did a bad job?
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 23, 2019 7:37 AM |
Was Hannibal Lecter Russian?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 23, 2019 2:24 PM |
R16 here you go, Human stroganoff recipe:
1 (8 ounce) package egg noodles
1 pound ground human
1 (10.75 ounce) can fat free condensed cream of mushroom soup
1 tablespoon garlic powder
1/2 cup sour cream
salt and pepper to taste
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 23, 2019 4:02 PM |
Lecter wasn't Russian but he was from some Eastern European country the Nazi's invaded. His little sister was fattened up by the Nazi's who were forced into eating children because they got snowed in the Lecter family chateau after commandeering it.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 23, 2019 4:06 PM |
If you didn't tell me that guy @R11 was a cannibal, I'd still know it.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 23, 2019 4:09 PM |
Hannibal Lecter's origin story is similar to Batman's. Wealthy kids lose parents at young age. Sometimes, it goes wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 23, 2019 4:11 PM |
The Russians who come here are still far more offensive. Nothing more repulsive than a cunt with an expensive bag paying for groceries with a Benefits card.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 23, 2019 4:14 PM |
Oh lovely. A Russian couple sold human meat pies to unsuspecting soldiers.
Now you know why you never see Russian restaurants!
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 23, 2019 4:42 PM |
R55 are you for real? There is around one story per month coming out about yet another cannibal murder in Russia and you think that’s normal, or isolated? One story per month about people eating other people and you think the rest of the world is overreacting?
Geezus.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 23, 2019 6:09 PM |
Hannibal Lectorovsky
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 24, 2019 12:01 AM |
Igor = Root for one who dines on the eyes of others.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 25, 2019 6:19 AM |
Nasty, humor-impaired people. You can see it from the trolls here. Always so angry.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 25, 2019 10:44 PM |
Russian cannibal girl describes what brains tastes like.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 25, 2019 11:20 PM |
Vladimir the cannibal speaks candidly about eating human flesh.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 25, 2019 11:22 PM |
So that's the secret ingredient to borscht.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 25, 2019 11:56 PM |
Am I the only one thinking what's a 12 year old doing "dating" a 22 year old?
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 26, 2019 12:17 AM |
Damn, these people are savages!!
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 26, 2019 12:30 AM |
I went to a Chinese restaurant in Moscow. I swear I thought the "vegetable lo man" was a misprint.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 26, 2019 1:44 AM |
I just read a Daily Mail article about the little cannibal girl and one part that creeps me out
[quote]he had 'expressed remorse, but the schoolgirl did not'.
I want to feel sorry for her because she was a child being abused by a pedophile, but man...
by Anonymous | reply 85 | November 26, 2019 3:46 AM |
Are the Russians still cannibalizing each other?
by Anonymous | reply 86 | December 4, 2019 3:07 AM |
Isn't Russia the country where being gay is criminal? Russia has the most polluted city on Earth. A poll found that overwhelmingly, older Russians prefer the former USSR, whereas young people prefer Russia today. I despise oppression and totalitarianism, but the older generation may be correct. Russia is more dangerous and corrupt today than it was under the USSR; the former was not communist. That was just a convenient term. And yes, I know Russians from both.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | December 4, 2019 3:19 AM |
What does Russian meat taste like? Is it gamey?
by Anonymous | reply 88 | December 4, 2019 3:53 AM |
It tastes like its been marinated in Vodka
by Anonymous | reply 89 | December 4, 2019 5:59 AM |
Tastes like shit, R88. Just like their shitty attitude.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | December 4, 2019 5:47 PM |