Mike Pence's HOMOSEXUAL nephew, John, kissing his beard

I think the Lady Pence doth protest too much!

No straight guy is that excited to get married. He's trying too hard.

He looks scared and reluctant to touch her.

OP How do you know he’s a homo?

Why would you pose for your wedding pictures on a grubby site for a Sopranos mob hit? Especially when you're an obvious homo.

R2 no straight husband Instagram's a picture of his wife's dress and describes it as #Couture and #Weddingdressgoals!

R4 The same way I knew Liberace was a homo??

The photo at OP looks like gay conversion therapy practice on how to kiss a girl.

He looks like he's trying not to barf.

Caption this.

No soy homo.

Girl!

I hope he didn't let chompers go anywhere near his cock

Wow.

Dude looks gay as fuck.

See him sitting next to his dad is giving me ideas.

Ready to get on all fours for his uncle.

She is gorgeous

His beard never took her instagram off private because people were leaving messages about her obviously gay husband. How unfortunate.

He looks like a future Aaron Schock for sure.

What kind of cookies do you think he smells? Snickerdoodles? Chocolate chip? Oatmeal raisin?

R17 the best part is I watched her go private real time as Dataloungers made their way from a thread here to her IG and left comments implying he was gay.

She should have been grateful, R20. Wouldn't you want to know if you're marrying a gay man!

R21 incest Survivors like to marry gay men so they’re not touched again like Daddy did.

She must know he's gay. It's probably some type of arrangement.

[quote]He looks scared and reluctant to touch her.

That's how all these gay conservative men look with their women. It's like they're acting the role of the straight husband instead of being it. You can see the work!

Anyway, this is unsurprising. People like him value their status above all. There's no way he'd jeopardize that by being himself. In order to keep up appearances and satisfy those connections, he'd need to take a wife. I'm not even entirely sure what he does, but he benefits too much from his lifestyle to do anything else.

It would be easier to have sympathy for her if she wasn't Kellyanne's cousin.

I really love that DL still uses "Homosexual"

I imagine that spending some time with the men in that family is like spending a weekend in Provincetown. Or Palm Springs, take your pick.

What a beautiful looking man. Sincerely hope he’s not closeted.

R29 = Uncle Mike Pence

Daddy applauding in OP’s pic because his friends will stop suspecting that the apple didn’t fall far from the tree.

Leave him alone. Bullying people is never cool

Screw you, R32. Johnny is a Trump rally section leader and is full force behind all of his uncle's antigay policies. He deserves his just desserts!

They both should sue their dentist

I wonder if he has seen Giovanna's pussy yet and if so what his reaction was?

1-900-GAYFACE

He already has a growing spare tire over his stomach.

He'd have quite the bod if he worked on it. Is he balding? Honestly, what he should do is he should start working out, shave the head, and grow the beard. It'd help with the look.

The comments on that IG post are hilarious at R37!

Pictured with the Orange Turd.

Fierce!

R37: I want my sexy HETEROSEXUAL red-blooded all-American "boy next door" HETEROSEXUAL horny MAN John Pence to get so fat that none of you homos, or any other woman, will want to fuck him and steal him away from ME!

Giovanna, you're already in danger! He likes Venezuelan cock.

Maybe you can wear a dildo and peg him on Chaturbate?

She is way into him, meanwhile his face says it all!!

He's eating his feelings.

R45: He's probably eating lots of cum, the question is whose??

There used to be a video of him speaking Spanish somewhere. He had a lispy-er accent than Cindy Brady learning Thpanish in Barthelona.

Haha, I remember that video. Yeah, you could definitely hear it in his voice.

So straight.

Maybe he'll come out before they pop out a kid?

GAYFACE

" I want my sexy HETEROSEXUAL red-blooded all-American "boy next door" HETEROSEXUAL horny MAN John Pence to get so fat that none of you homos, or any other woman, will want to fuck him and steal him away from ME!"

I feel the same way about my extremely heterosexual man, Shawn Mendes.

R52 Why are these closeted young guys always bearding with horsefaces?

R53 so true horsefaces must be asexual too.

Is gay face passed down throughout the Pence family?

Does Giovanna's Guido brother (lower right in R46) suspect and just play along? Don't you think some caring family member would have taken her aside and said it's not worth it?

R55 Yes. It's a dominant gene in the male branch of the family.

R56 I think maybe the guido brother is pounding Johnny's ass behind Giovana's back.

Johnny does know how to blow!

Oh. My. God.

He's about to go down on the HS quarterback!! Attagirl

I'd suck his nipples, though.

You can tell which one's from Indiana and which one's from Jersey.

He'll give her an STD from cruising for cock eventually.

Somebody commented directly on the Instagram photo at OP: #Beard!

Another comment from his shirtless photo: "Wonder if he denies his sexuality like @vp does 🤔"

It's sad that this still happens. His prime years for hot meaningless easy to find sex will be over before he knows it. I think he might age quickly and not so gracefully with that face and hairline.

Her face looks scary at R40

REpublican scum. I hope he gets caught at a gloryhole while she's pregnant

Leave him alone. It is not his fault he has a famous uncle.

In response to the "Caption This":

"Gayface meets Horseface."

It works for any photo of these two.

R70 he supports and works for the administration so...fuck him without lube.

R70 = Mother Pence.

He could jump off a bridge tomorrow, leaving a note saying he couldn't stand the gay bullying and I wouldn't lose a wink of sleep.

Only on DL are pictures of a man kissing a woman presented as proof positive of homosexuality... sad.

Not everyone wants "meaningless" sex, R67, but don't let that stop you.

R16=Helen Keller

R75 is deaf, blind, and dumb and thought Liberace was straight.

lmao: More comments on their photo

Nice beard ;)

Oh, go on now, let the inbred, inbreed!

Gross

Flies. Both attracted to shit. Trash.

Oh look. Two bigots.

Your beard is pretty

no wonder she put her IG on private! that has to hurt that everyone thinks your newly wed husband is gay.

Here you go R80

Johnny and his girlfriends! Which Golden Girl are each of them?

Gayvoice!

She's getting fingered here, thus the smile

The gay voice and mannerisms are even more obvious here.

R82, from left to right: Blanche, Rose, Dorothy, Sophia

Not gay at all!

Why is he always speaking Spanish?

[Quote]Why is he always speaking Spanish?

He lands more discreet latino dick that way.

His Spanish sounds like he's talking with an uncut Latino cock in his mouth at the same time.

Here he is speaking English.

Sweet Jesus, I’m gay and he sounds gayer than I do.

R91:He sounds like Ross Matthews!

She married a big ol queen

Wow. Just wow

That photo at R60!!!

He even dances gay!!

I can smell the cum on his breath!

Giovanna looks like a man!

R61 is hot. Wonder if they did anything. Maybe they had one last crazy high school summer together and went out with a bang.

I wonder what Johnny's face looks like when Giovanna mentions she wants sex tonight?

When he's not avoiding his wife's pussy, our old girl writes op-eds for Florida Daily.

I can't believe anyone thinks he's straight.

You sucked them off R7?

Well he still hasn't sucked MY dick!

Are you sure, Guido Brother in Law? There's a reason Miss Jan is always trying to get you drunk and passed out!