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Let's be really bad ideas for "Let's Be" threads!

I'm "Let's be the JFK Assassination!"

by Anonymousreply 278Last Thursday at 9:31 AM

I'm "Let's be the color off-white!"

by Anonymousreply 111/19/2019

I'm "Let's be heavy flow!"

by Anonymousreply 211/19/2019

I'm "Let's be the Melbourne Cup!"

by Anonymousreply 311/19/2019

I'm "Let's be unexpected pictures in various forms of media of very large spiders!"

by Anonymousreply 411/19/2019

I'm "Let's be The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure!"

by Anonymousreply 511/19/2019

Let's be the Trumps in bed!

by Anonymousreply 611/19/2019

Let's be navel lint!

by Anonymousreply 711/19/2019

"Let's be Erna's mom jeans!" 👖

by Anonymousreply 811/19/2019

Let's be goannas!

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by Anonymousreply 911/19/2019

Let's be Adam Schiff's sex appeal.

by Anonymousreply 1011/19/2019

Let's be a sexually transmitted disease.

Let's be funny things Trump has said.

Let's be TV test patterns.

by Anonymousreply 1111/19/2019

Let's be a hockey puck!

by Anonymousreply 1211/19/2019

Lets be cleaning up after Jonestown!

by Anonymousreply 1311/19/2019

Let's be Elise Stephanik's reelection chances!

by Anonymousreply 1411/19/2019

Let's be a small piece of chewing gum on a bedspread in Dorset!

by Anonymousreply 1511/19/2019

Let's be non-English speaking maintenance staff.

Let's be sandwich fillings.

Let's be lost and random Lego pieces.

by Anonymousreply 1611/19/2019

Let's be 50 shades of beige.

I'm "taupe."

by Anonymousreply 1711/19/2019

Let’s be Cheryl’s deadly creeping vapors.

by Anonymousreply 1811/19/2019

Let's be the unlikely chance that the airplane is forced to make a water landing!

by Anonymousreply 1911/19/2019

Let's be glorious things to do with Spam!

by Anonymousreply 2011/19/2019

Let's be your favorite Quarterflash song.

by Anonymousreply 2111/19/2019

Let's be the last two minutes of "Pink Flamingos"!

by Anonymousreply 2211/19/2019

Let's be Gabrielle Chanel, the Early Years.

by Anonymousreply 2311/19/2019

Let's be tornado damage!

by Anonymousreply 2411/19/2019

Let’s be Mitch McConnell’s chin up bar.

by Anonymousreply 2511/19/2019

Let's be Devin Nunes

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by Anonymousreply 2611/19/2019

Let's be famous Glorias in history.

by Anonymousreply 2711/19/2019

Let's be strip mall architecture!

by Anonymousreply 2811/19/2019

Let's be the Groupon for Mariah's holiday residency. Get 'em before they're gone (or wait until they're reduced again)! it's true, check it out.

by Anonymousreply 2911/19/2019

Okay I don't mean to interrupt the thread, but unlike most of the puerile junk on datalounge, this thread made me laugh almost to the point of throwing up. Thank you all.

by Anonymousreply 3011/19/2019

Let's be high tea and high mass, because nothing means what you think it does. And never will. Ever.

by Anonymousreply 3111/19/2019

Let's be Gloria Upson's ping-pong ball trick!

by Anonymousreply 3211/19/2019

Let's be bugs on a windshield!

by Anonymousreply 3311/19/2019

Let's be straight porn!

by Anonymousreply 3411/19/2019

Let's be dumpsters and rate the divers. Just like the Olympics!

by Anonymousreply 3511/19/2019

Let's be the floor of a downscale movie theater!

by Anonymousreply 3611/19/2019

Let's be ribbon candy!

by Anonymousreply 3711/19/2019

Let’s be Hollywood’s closet, full of fibs, Rentboy receipts and cruisey wrestling singlets.

by Anonymousreply 3811/19/2019

Let's be an Andrew Dice Clay routine!

by Anonymousreply 3911/19/2019

Let's be Pat Boone's shoes!

by Anonymousreply 4011/19/2019

Let's be extreme gore movie effects that have aged poorly!

by Anonymousreply 4111/19/2019

Let's be popular menu items at Chi-Chi's.

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by Anonymousreply 4211/19/2019

Let’s be Donald Trump’s IV drip at Walter Reed Hospital.

by Anonymousreply 4311/19/2019

Let's be parsing sentences in late period Henry James!

by Anonymousreply 4411/19/2019

Let's be the N-word!

by Anonymousreply 4511/19/2019

Let's be a Liv Ullmann musical!

by Anonymousreply 4611/19/2019

Let's be your parents walking in on you while you're jerking off!

by Anonymousreply 4711/19/2019

Let's be a cranky old cat that is forced to wear a different hat for every holiday - just for Instagram loser mommy! Awww, here's another cute one, I made it myself

by Anonymousreply 4811/19/2019

Let's be nearly-obsolete office supplies. I'm postage stamps you have to lick to attach.

by Anonymousreply 4911/19/2019

Let's be the sudden death of a rabid dog!

by Anonymousreply 5011/19/2019

Let's be an unfinished novel by V. C. Andrews!

by Anonymousreply 5111/19/2019

Let's be disappointing kerning!

by Anonymousreply 5211/19/2019

Let's be a good, balanced diet.

by Anonymousreply 5311/19/2019

Let's be a new trailer for "Cats!"

Let's be a new single and video for Tones & I!

Let's be a gender reveal party!

by Anonymousreply 5411/19/2019

I hate to say it, but some of these actually have potential.

by Anonymousreply 5511/19/2019

Let's be asking for an extension on your taxes!

by Anonymousreply 5611/19/2019

Let's be December 25, 1996 in Boulder, CO.

by Anonymousreply 5711/19/2019

Let's be the mirror opposite Elizabeth Warren's shower.

by Anonymousreply 5811/19/2019

Let's be an old woman who's fallen and can't get up and doesn't have that thing they were trying to sell by making a TV commercial showing an old woman who's fallen and can't get up!

by Anonymousreply 5911/19/2019

Let's be "Oh Dear!"

by Anonymousreply 6011/19/2019

Let's be the "Sure Jan!" gif!

by Anonymousreply 6111/19/2019

Let's be procrastination!

by Anonymousreply 6211/19/2019

Let's be the poll and vote on the top ten

by Anonymousreply 6311/19/2019

Let's be Vivian Vance!

by Anonymousreply 6411/19/2019

Let's be Laura Loomer's tits, bouncing frantically as she melts down on the Alex Jones show!

by Anonymousreply 6511/19/2019

Let's be a pussy hat!

by Anonymousreply 6611/19/2019

Let's be a yeast infection!

by Anonymousreply 6711/19/2019

Let's be a VAGINA BABY CAKE !!!

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by Anonymousreply 6811/19/2019

Let's Be Cheryl's Gynocologist!

by Anonymousreply 6911/19/2019

Let's be a fatal gender-reveal party!

by Anonymousreply 7011/19/2019

I'd be up for that, [R70].

by Anonymousreply 7111/19/2019

Let's be bad steak!

by Anonymousreply 7211/19/2019

Let's be a cholera epidemic!

by Anonymousreply 7311/19/2019

Let's be Donald Trump's Hollywood Star!

by Anonymousreply 7411/19/2019

Let's be Luxembourg!

by Anonymousreply 7511/19/2019

Let's be Windows on the World, 15 minutes after the Big Surprise!

by Anonymousreply 7611/19/2019

Ah, Luxembourg!

by Anonymousreply 7711/19/2019

Let's be Hitler's penis!

by Anonymousreply 7811/19/2019

Let's be a HOT DIARRHEA assault!

by Anonymousreply 7911/19/2019

Let's be Schrodinger's Cat!

by Anonymousreply 8011/19/2019

Let's be graveyard vandalism!

by Anonymousreply 8111/19/2019

Let's be spaghetti drained in a colander!

by Anonymousreply 8211/19/2019

Let's be an earthquake that registers on the Richter Scale but is too small for anyone to notice!

by Anonymousreply 8311/19/2019

Let's be wax lips!

by Anonymousreply 8411/19/2019

Let's be a size 7 Jimmy Choo pump at Goodwill with no mate.

by Anonymousreply 8511/19/2019

Let's be mushy peas!

by Anonymousreply 8611/19/2019

Let's be the Met Life Building.

by Anonymousreply 8711/19/2019

Let's be hard, ugly tartar

by Anonymousreply 8811/19/2019

Let's be concern about your cholesterol level!

by Anonymousreply 8911/19/2019

Let's be the carrot sticks in Felicity Huffman's sensible on-set lunch!

by Anonymousreply 9011/19/2019

Let's be Sarah Jessica Parker's career

by Anonymousreply 9111/19/2019

Let's be Sarah Jessica Parker's and Matthew Broderick's foreplay adventures!

by Anonymousreply 9211/19/2019

Let's be original, R17.

by Anonymousreply 9311/19/2019

Let's be Richard Burton's liver!

by Anonymousreply 9411/19/2019

Let's be cardboard boxes fashioned into crude shelters by the homeless!

by Anonymousreply 9511/19/2019

Let's be an old mattress!

by Anonymousreply 9611/19/2019

Let's be very early, racist and completely unfunny newspaper comic strips!

by Anonymousreply 9711/19/2019

Let's be the giant nonrefundable lay-a-way deposit that will be lost when no celebrity drops by your Walmart this December. Hey, you takes your chances

by Anonymousreply 9811/19/2019

Let's be depressed about being overweight.

by Anonymousreply 9911/19/2019

Let’s be a drug addict trying to fund his next fix.

by Anonymousreply 10011/19/2019

Let's be "unattractive age spots"!

by Anonymousreply 10111/19/2019

Let’s be Lindsey Graham’s internet browsing history list!

by Anonymousreply 10211/19/2019

Let’s be a biofilm!

by Anonymousreply 10311/19/2019

[R102] EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

by Anonymousreply 10411/19/2019

Let’s be a day in the life of a teenage runaway!

by Anonymousreply 10511/19/2019

Let's be a cold sore on Boris Johnson's upper lip!

by Anonymousreply 10611/19/2019

Let's be Isadora Duncan's scarf!

by Anonymousreply 10711/19/2019

Let’s be Necco wafers!

by Anonymousreply 10811/19/2019

Let's be VAGINAL DRYNESS

by Anonymousreply 10911/19/2019

Let’s be drunk on tequila with Fresca.

by Anonymousreply 11011/20/2019

Let's be the Rape of Nanking

by Anonymousreply 11111/20/2019

Let's be Jamie Oliver's apron!

by Anonymousreply 11211/20/2019

Let's be the music director of Lucy's "Mame"!

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by Anonymousreply 11311/20/2019

Let's be Tom Holland unable to get out of his Spiderman suit!

by Anonymousreply 11411/20/2019

Let's be the hole in the ozone layer!

by Anonymousreply 11511/20/2019

Let's be the films of Margarethe von Trotta

by Anonymousreply 11611/20/2019

Let's be the sex and violence in "Salo"!

by Anonymousreply 11711/20/2019

Let's be Matt Dillon's underwear.

by Anonymousreply 11811/20/2019

Let's be an ill-timed public fart attack.

by Anonymousreply 11911/20/2019

Let's be the contents of my cat's litter box.

by Anonymousreply 12011/20/2019

Let's be fake Melania!

by Anonymousreply 12111/20/2019

[quote]Let's be very early, racist and completely unfunny newspaper comic strips!

I'm "The Yellow Kid"!

by Anonymousreply 12211/20/2019

Identify this scab!

Not quite a "Let's Be" but a GREAT BAD idea nonetheless!

by Anonymousreply 12311/20/2019

Lets be Barron Trump

by Anonymousreply 12411/20/2019

So many greats! I actually love OP's idea for a legit "Let's Be" thread.

R13 Your Let's Be Cleaning Up After Jonestown! is in the running for the John Waters bad taste award (I mean that with deep respect)

by Anonymousreply 12511/20/2019

"Let's Be Moving Day at The White House, 2021"

I'll be the representative for the missing candelabras.

by Anonymousreply 12611/20/2019

Let’s Be The Night Of Frump’s Impeachment.

by Anonymousreply 12711/20/2019

Let's be the voters of Kentucky giving Mitch McConnell the heave-ho next year.

by Anonymousreply 12811/20/2019

Let's be Caitlyn Jenner's underwar drawer!

Let's be Trump's sex diary!

by Anonymousreply 12911/20/2019

Let's be Aaron Schock's former congressional aide!

by Anonymousreply 13011/20/2019

Let's buy a zoo!

by Anonymousreply 13111/20/2019

Let’s Be Caitlyn Jenner’s chopped off weenie sitting in a jar. What’s it thinking about?

by Anonymousreply 13211/20/2019

Let's be a Chick-Fil-A Drive Thru!

by Anonymousreply 13311/20/2019

Let's be Chris O'Donnell's personality!

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by Anonymousreply 13411/20/2019

Let's be Dame Wintour's crepy (creepy?) upper arms and sunglasses.

by Anonymousreply 13511/20/2019

Let’s Be An Embryo

by Anonymousreply 13611/20/2019

Let's be a Madoff victim

by Anonymousreply 13711/20/2019

Lets be an eldergay's slightly enlarged prostate only relieved by a monthly "massage" from a BBC rentboy ;

by Anonymousreply 13811/20/2019

Let’s be skin tags!

by Anonymousreply 13911/20/2019

Let’s Be A Piece of Poop

by Anonymousreply 14011/20/2019

Let's be Freddy Smith's moobs.

by Anonymousreply 14111/20/2019

Let's be Jonestown!

by Anonymousreply 14211/20/2019

Let’s Be The Unabomber.

by Anonymousreply 14311/20/2019

Let's be R30 vomiting.

by Anonymousreply 14411/20/2019

Let's be the death toll from Popeye's new chicken sandwich!

by Anonymousreply 14511/20/2019

Let's be Chick-Fil-A employees on a Sunday

by Anonymousreply 14611/20/2019

Let's be Stevie Nicks and Don Henley's aborted baby

Let's be toe-nail clippings

Let's be Martha Raye's vagina

by Anonymousreply 14711/20/2019

Let's be Rupert Murdoch's prolapsed, hemorrhoidal, hairy asshole.

by Anonymousreply 14811/20/2019

Let's be various STDs!

by Anonymousreply 14911/20/2019

Let's be the showrunner's notes from "According to Jim"!

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by Anonymousreply 15011/20/2019

Let's be Henry Cavill's underarm hair

by Anonymousreply 15111/21/2019

Let’s be the only person of color in an old Hollywood movie!

by Anonymousreply 15211/21/2019

Let's be mugs in need of cradling!

by Anonymousreply 15311/21/2019

Let’s be a football helmet filled with cottage cheese!

by Anonymousreply 15411/21/2019

Let’s be Kevin Spacey’s sex escapades.

by Anonymousreply 15511/21/2019

Let's Be Yoko Ono!

by Anonymousreply 15611/21/2019

Let's Be Sy Becker, movie critic on Channel 22 News in Springfield, MA!

by Anonymousreply 15711/21/2019

[quote]Let’s be Kevin Spacey’s sex escapades.

This was actually done years and years and years ago as a very successful thread called "The First Time I Had Sex With Kevin Spacey."

by Anonymousreply 15811/21/2019

Let's be the little pink suit!

by Anonymousreply 15911/21/2019

How did the follow up "The Second Time I Had Sex With Kevin Spacey" go, [R158]?

by Anonymousreply 16011/21/2019

Let's be the AIDS Quilt!

by Anonymousreply 16111/21/2019

Let's be Kim Davis' fucked-out gash!

by Anonymousreply 16211/21/2019

Let's Be the Thoughts in Ted Bundy's Head!

by Anonymousreply 16311/21/2019

Let’s Be Cheryl’s yeast infection.

by Anonymousreply 16411/21/2019

Lets be the Holocaust

by Anonymousreply 16511/21/2019

Let’s be a fish living in a tank

by Anonymousreply 16611/21/2019

Let's be a Halsey fan!

by Anonymousreply 16711/21/2019

Let’s Be Jules, The Love Boat, Cocaine.

by Anonymousreply 16811/21/2019

R168 sorry that read weird. I must be too tired. Lol.

by Anonymousreply 16911/21/2019

Let's be a tire necklacing!

by Anonymousreply 17011/21/2019

Let's be Steve Bannon's complexion!

by Anonymousreply 17111/21/2019

Let's be the coal industry!

by Anonymousreply 17211/21/2019

Let's be Frau Captain Jack/Dr. Who slashfic!

by Anonymousreply 17311/21/2019

Let's be Venice sinking!

by Anonymousreply 17411/21/2019

Let's be Dianne Wiest's day off!

by Anonymousreply 17511/21/2019

Let’s Be Muriel’s checking account.

by Anonymousreply 17611/21/2019

Let’s Be Jared Fogel’s Prison Cell!

by Anonymousreply 17711/21/2019

Let's be an Enya recording session!

by Anonymousreply 17811/21/2019

Let's be Jacob Wohl's upcoming prison rape!

by Anonymousreply 17911/21/2019

Let's be the tall slim nude emerging gracefully from the bathtub in "The Shining"!

by Anonymousreply 18011/21/2019

Let’s be JLo’s acting craft billet points.

by Anonymousreply 18111/21/2019

Let's be Chrissy Metz's titty folds!

by Anonymousreply 18211/21/2019

OP, that would actually be a fun thread

by Anonymousreply 18311/21/2019

[R8] There is something about "Ooh, we're so ill-fitting and filled with stool!" that cracks me up every time I think of it.

by Anonymousreply 18411/22/2019

Let's be the David Wohl sex calendar!

by Anonymousreply 18511/23/2019

Let's be Madonna!

by Anonymousreply 18611/23/2019

Let's be irony thread.

by Anonymousreply 18711/23/2019

Let's be Shrödinger’s quantum superposition!

by Anonymousreply 18811/23/2019

Let's be the question: Was Jamie Farr an early trans hero?

by Anonymousreply 18911/23/2019

Let's be the singularity!

by Anonymousreply 19011/23/2019

Let's be a quadruple amputee hospital ward on fire!

by Anonymousreply 19111/23/2019

Let's be nonbinary pronouns!

by Anonymousreply 19211/23/2019

Let’s be a crocheted plastic bag sweater from Winnipeg!!

by Anonymousreply 19311/23/2019

Let's be dead batteries!

by Anonymousreply 19411/23/2019

Let's be forgotten canned food!

by Anonymousreply 19511/23/2019

Let's be Chelsea Clinton's magnifying mirror

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by Anonymousreply 19611/23/2019

Let's be Sarah Jessica Parker getting a massage.

by Anonymousreply 19711/23/2019

Let's be Kellyanne Conway's varicose veins.

by Anonymousreply 19811/23/2019

Let's be a woman completely unaware of what a clit piercing is like just about to get her clit pierced!

by Anonymousreply 19911/23/2019

Let's be rejected milk!

by Anonymousreply 20011/23/2019

Let's be Renata Adler's career!

by Anonymousreply 20111/23/2019

[quote]Let's be Kellyanne Conway's varicose veins.

Let's be Kellyanne Conway.

by Anonymousreply 20211/23/2019

Let's be the Conways making sweet, hot love.

by Anonymousreply 20311/23/2019

Let’s be a Mormons on break posing as Amish on rumspringa.

by Anonymousreply 20411/23/2019

Let's be furry phone porn!

by Anonymousreply 20511/23/2019

Let’s be Janet Jackson lip syncing.

by Anonymousreply 20611/23/2019

Let's be the last thoughts of Elvis!

by Anonymousreply 20711/30/2019

Let's be Hellen Keller's playlist!

by Anonymousreply 20811/30/2019

Let's be missing your plane!

by Anonymousreply 20911/30/2019

Let's be a fan club for The late John Simon!

by Anonymousreply 21012/01/2019

[quote] Let's be the question: Was Jamie Farr an early trans hero?

He was the TERFiest TERF who ever TERFed until Red Buttons put the drag in [italic]Pete’s Dragon[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 21112/01/2019

Let’s be an orderly at the Hollywood motion picture home!

Let’s be Ricky Schroder’s 18th birthday party

Let’s be a daycare center in Ramallah

Let’s be stuff pulled out of Oscar Wilde’s arsehole

Let’s be a tax audit

Let’s be a parachute that won’t open

Let’s be the control room of a small-market TV station

Let’s be a YouTube diet video

Let’s be a short-lived Fox sitcom from the early 1990s

Let’s be Geri Jewell’s sex life

by Anonymousreply 21212/01/2019

nnnnnn

by Anonymousreply 21305/08/2020

Let's be the band at Auschwitz!

by Anonymousreply 21405/08/2020

Let's be Oberlin undergrads learning that all the Safe Rooms on campus have closed as corona risks.

by Anonymousreply 21505/08/2020

Lets be a crowded delicatessen in the lowest east side.

by Anonymousreply 21605/08/2020

Lets a medical emergency center in Queens.

by Anonymousreply 21705/08/2020

Lets be the middle passage.

by Anonymousreply 21805/08/2020

Let’s be Britney during a 5150...

by Anonymousreply 21905/08/2020

Let's be Donald Trump's medical team.

by Anonymousreply 22005/08/2020

Let's be a domestic violence 911 call

by Anonymousreply 22105/08/2020

I could see about a third of these working as legitimate "let's be" threads

by Anonymousreply 22205/08/2020

"let's Be" Muriel deciding which posters to label as trolls and which threads to close or delete.

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by Anonymousreply 22305/08/2020

Let’s be Bill Barr’s bowel movements!

by Anonymousreply 22405/08/2020

Let's be symptoms of COV(D-19!

by Anonymousreply 22505/08/2020

^^ Or COVID-19, if you prefer.

by Anonymousreply 22605/08/2020

Le's be a meta irony thread.

by Anonymousreply 22705/08/2020

Let’s be 09/11.

I’ll start: I’m the Muslims cheering in New Jersey

by Anonymousreply 22805/08/2020

Let’s be the musical comedy smash: “Schindler’s List”

by Anonymousreply 22905/08/2020

R229

“I’m Going to Wash Those Jews Right Out on My Hair”

“Gestapo in the Name of Love”

“ I Can’t Heil Without You”

by Anonymousreply 23005/08/2020

Let's be Anna Wintour's IQ and fashion sense and wig.

by Anonymousreply 23105/08/2020

Let's be all the side effects you might experience if you take any of those drugs advertised on TV.

by Anonymousreply 23205/08/2020

Let's be a wake-up cup of liquid drainer!

by Anonymousreply 23305/08/2020

Let's be a Furry Convention.

by Anonymousreply 23405/08/2020

Let's be plankton!

by Anonymousreply 23505/08/2020

Let's be Trump's taint.

by Anonymousreply 23605/08/2020

I’m the nausea r236 ‘s post gave me!

by Anonymousreply 23705/09/2020

Let's be Florence in the year 1348!

by Anonymousreply 23805/09/2020

[quote]Let's be Florence in the year 1348!

The city or the maid?

by Anonymousreply 23905/09/2020

Let’s be the Holocaust!

by Anonymousreply 24005/09/2020

Let's be a tampon inserted into Megyn Kelly's still bleeding vag at that time of the month,

by Anonymousreply 24105/09/2020

Let's be favorite sayings of the Prophet Mohammed!

by Anonymousreply 24205/09/2020

Let's be Tourette's!

by Anonymousreply 24305/09/2020

Let's be The Women (1939)!

I'm spreading out like a swastika!

by Anonymousreply 24405/09/2020

Let's be a planeload of counterfeit dangerous PPE

by Anonymousreply 24505/09/2020

Let's be infomercial pitchmen!

by Anonymousreply 24605/09/2020

[quote]Let's be The Women (1939)!

I'm pretty sure that one's been done, for real.

by Anonymousreply 24705/09/2020

Let's be radical feminism!

I'm women's ever present knowledge that they will be raped.

by Anonymousreply 24805/09/2020

Let's be favorite Cathy Mitchell dump cakes!

by Anonymousreply 24905/09/2020

Let's be knitting patterns!

I'm p1, k3, p1 k3, p3, k3, Cbl3 left.

by Anonymousreply 25005/09/2020

Let's be a Satanic orgy!

I'm candles, lots and lots of candles.

by Anonymousreply 25105/09/2020

Let’s be “Soylent Green”

by Anonymousreply 25205/09/2020

Let’s be Melania Trump’s vagina.

by Anonymousreply 25305/09/2020

Let's be an elderly woman dying from Covid-19 without anyone to care for her

by Anonymousreply 25405/09/2020

Let's be an elderly Roy Cohn going down on a young Donald Trump

by Anonymousreply 25505/09/2020

I'll be the pervasive hovering muskiness in "Let's be an organic grocery store."

by Anonymousreply 25605/10/2020

Let's be "How in the world did I miss this thread?"

by Anonymousreply 25705/10/2020

Let's be the inability to drive stick shift!

by Anonymousreply 25805/10/2020

Let's be the heartbreak of psoriasis!

by Anonymousreply 25905/10/2020

Let's be little-know Muppets!

by Anonymousreply 26005/10/2020

Let’s be potted plants!

by Anonymousreply 261Last Wednesday at 7:04 PM

Let's be a dead hollywood person that no one under the age of 65 has heard of.

Let's be anything to do with fucking "wigs".

by Anonymousreply 262Last Wednesday at 7:54 PM

Let's be the Bump Thread Troll!

by Anonymousreply 263Last Wednesday at 8:48 PM

Let’s Be Unreasonably Bitchy DL’ers!

by Anonymousreply 264Last Thursday at 1:19 AM

Let's be mitosis!

by Anonymousreply 265Last Thursday at 3:45 AM

Let’s be a square circle.

by Anonymousreply 266Last Thursday at 4:24 AM

Let’s be thread closed.

by Anonymousreply 267Last Thursday at 4:24 AM

Let's Be The Ditelove Pass Incident

by Anonymousreply 268Last Thursday at 4:55 AM

Let's be a case of shingles!

by Anonymousreply 269Last Thursday at 6:00 AM

Let's be a stillborn!

by Anonymousreply 270Last Thursday at 6:14 AM

Let's Be "What's on Erna's plate?"

by Anonymousreply 271Last Thursday at 6:30 AM

Let’s be Melania’s uterus!

by Anonymousreply 272Last Thursday at 6:35 AM

let's be Louise Woodward!

by Anonymousreply 273Last Thursday at 7:16 AM

Let's be an episode of Small Wonder!

by Anonymousreply 274Last Thursday at 7:19 AM

Let's be all the pills mama took!

by Anonymousreply 275Last Thursday at 7:21 AM

Let’s be all the possible sweet ingredients that are NOT found in a Claude Upson daiquiri!

I’m chocolate ice cream!

by Anonymousreply 276Last Thursday at 7:21 AM

Let's be Tony Danza's underwear over the years.

by Anonymousreply 277Last Thursday at 7:23 AM

Let’s be IBS!

by Anonymousreply 278Last Thursday at 9:31 AM
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