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Let's be really bad ideas for "Let's Be" threads!

I'm "Let's be the JFK Assassination!"

by Anonymousreply 278September 17, 2020 5:31 PM

I'm "Let's be the color off-white!"

by Anonymousreply 1November 20, 2019 3:08 AM

I'm "Let's be heavy flow!"

by Anonymousreply 2November 20, 2019 3:09 AM

I'm "Let's be the Melbourne Cup!"

by Anonymousreply 3November 20, 2019 3:09 AM

I'm "Let's be unexpected pictures in various forms of media of very large spiders!"

by Anonymousreply 4November 20, 2019 3:10 AM

I'm "Let's be The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure!"

by Anonymousreply 5November 20, 2019 3:12 AM

Let's be the Trumps in bed!

by Anonymousreply 6November 20, 2019 3:15 AM

Let's be navel lint!

by Anonymousreply 7November 20, 2019 3:16 AM

"Let's be Erna's mom jeans!" 👖

by Anonymousreply 8November 20, 2019 3:18 AM

Let's be goannas!

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by Anonymousreply 9November 20, 2019 3:20 AM

Let's be Adam Schiff's sex appeal.

by Anonymousreply 10November 20, 2019 3:21 AM

Let's be a sexually transmitted disease.

Let's be funny things Trump has said.

Let's be TV test patterns.

by Anonymousreply 11November 20, 2019 3:22 AM

Let's be a hockey puck!

by Anonymousreply 12November 20, 2019 3:26 AM

Lets be cleaning up after Jonestown!

by Anonymousreply 13November 20, 2019 3:27 AM

Let's be Elise Stephanik's reelection chances!

by Anonymousreply 14November 20, 2019 3:28 AM

Let's be a small piece of chewing gum on a bedspread in Dorset!

by Anonymousreply 15November 20, 2019 3:28 AM

Let's be non-English speaking maintenance staff.

Let's be sandwich fillings.

Let's be lost and random Lego pieces.

by Anonymousreply 16November 20, 2019 3:29 AM

Let's be 50 shades of beige.

I'm "taupe."

by Anonymousreply 17November 20, 2019 3:31 AM

Let’s be Cheryl’s deadly creeping vapors.

by Anonymousreply 18November 20, 2019 3:33 AM

Let's be the unlikely chance that the airplane is forced to make a water landing!

by Anonymousreply 19November 20, 2019 3:33 AM

Let's be glorious things to do with Spam!

by Anonymousreply 20November 20, 2019 3:34 AM

Let's be your favorite Quarterflash song.

by Anonymousreply 21November 20, 2019 3:35 AM

Let's be the last two minutes of "Pink Flamingos"!

by Anonymousreply 22November 20, 2019 3:35 AM

Let's be Gabrielle Chanel, the Early Years.

by Anonymousreply 23November 20, 2019 3:35 AM

Let's be tornado damage!

by Anonymousreply 24November 20, 2019 3:37 AM

Let’s be Mitch McConnell’s chin up bar.

by Anonymousreply 25November 20, 2019 3:37 AM

Let's be Devin Nunes

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by Anonymousreply 26November 20, 2019 3:39 AM

Let's be famous Glorias in history.

by Anonymousreply 27November 20, 2019 3:40 AM

Let's be strip mall architecture!

by Anonymousreply 28November 20, 2019 3:41 AM

Let's be the Groupon for Mariah's holiday residency. Get 'em before they're gone (or wait until they're reduced again)! it's true, check it out.

by Anonymousreply 29November 20, 2019 3:42 AM

Okay I don't mean to interrupt the thread, but unlike most of the puerile junk on datalounge, this thread made me laugh almost to the point of throwing up. Thank you all.

by Anonymousreply 30November 20, 2019 3:43 AM

Let's be high tea and high mass, because nothing means what you think it does. And never will. Ever.

by Anonymousreply 31November 20, 2019 3:47 AM

Let's be Gloria Upson's ping-pong ball trick!

by Anonymousreply 32November 20, 2019 3:47 AM

Let's be bugs on a windshield!

by Anonymousreply 33November 20, 2019 3:48 AM

Let's be straight porn!

by Anonymousreply 34November 20, 2019 3:51 AM

Let's be dumpsters and rate the divers. Just like the Olympics!

by Anonymousreply 35November 20, 2019 3:51 AM

Let's be the floor of a downscale movie theater!

by Anonymousreply 36November 20, 2019 3:52 AM

Let's be ribbon candy!

by Anonymousreply 37November 20, 2019 3:52 AM

Let’s be Hollywood’s closet, full of fibs, Rentboy receipts and cruisey wrestling singlets.

by Anonymousreply 38November 20, 2019 3:53 AM

Let's be an Andrew Dice Clay routine!

by Anonymousreply 39November 20, 2019 3:55 AM

Let's be Pat Boone's shoes!

by Anonymousreply 40November 20, 2019 3:56 AM

Let's be extreme gore movie effects that have aged poorly!

by Anonymousreply 41November 20, 2019 3:56 AM

Let's be popular menu items at Chi-Chi's.

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by Anonymousreply 42November 20, 2019 3:57 AM

Let’s be Donald Trump’s IV drip at Walter Reed Hospital.

by Anonymousreply 43November 20, 2019 3:58 AM

Let's be parsing sentences in late period Henry James!

by Anonymousreply 44November 20, 2019 3:58 AM

Let's be the N-word!

by Anonymousreply 45November 20, 2019 3:59 AM

Let's be a Liv Ullmann musical!

by Anonymousreply 46November 20, 2019 4:00 AM

Let's be your parents walking in on you while you're jerking off!

by Anonymousreply 47November 20, 2019 4:01 AM

Let's be a cranky old cat that is forced to wear a different hat for every holiday - just for Instagram loser mommy! Awww, here's another cute one, I made it myself

by Anonymousreply 48November 20, 2019 4:02 AM

Let's be nearly-obsolete office supplies. I'm postage stamps you have to lick to attach.

by Anonymousreply 49November 20, 2019 4:02 AM

Let's be the sudden death of a rabid dog!

by Anonymousreply 50November 20, 2019 4:03 AM

Let's be an unfinished novel by V. C. Andrews!

by Anonymousreply 51November 20, 2019 4:04 AM

Let's be disappointing kerning!

by Anonymousreply 52November 20, 2019 4:04 AM

Let's be a good, balanced diet.

by Anonymousreply 53November 20, 2019 4:05 AM

Let's be a new trailer for "Cats!"

Let's be a new single and video for Tones & I!

Let's be a gender reveal party!

by Anonymousreply 54November 20, 2019 4:06 AM

I hate to say it, but some of these actually have potential.

by Anonymousreply 55November 20, 2019 4:07 AM

Let's be asking for an extension on your taxes!

by Anonymousreply 56November 20, 2019 4:08 AM

Let's be December 25, 1996 in Boulder, CO.

by Anonymousreply 57November 20, 2019 4:09 AM

Let's be the mirror opposite Elizabeth Warren's shower.

by Anonymousreply 58November 20, 2019 4:10 AM

Let's be an old woman who's fallen and can't get up and doesn't have that thing they were trying to sell by making a TV commercial showing an old woman who's fallen and can't get up!

by Anonymousreply 59November 20, 2019 4:11 AM

Let's be "Oh Dear!"

by Anonymousreply 60November 20, 2019 4:11 AM

Let's be the "Sure Jan!" gif!

by Anonymousreply 61November 20, 2019 4:12 AM

Let's be procrastination!

by Anonymousreply 62November 20, 2019 4:14 AM

Let's be the poll and vote on the top ten

by Anonymousreply 63November 20, 2019 4:14 AM

Let's be Vivian Vance!

by Anonymousreply 64November 20, 2019 4:15 AM

Let's be Laura Loomer's tits, bouncing frantically as she melts down on the Alex Jones show!

by Anonymousreply 65November 20, 2019 4:16 AM

Let's be a pussy hat!

by Anonymousreply 66November 20, 2019 4:18 AM

Let's be a yeast infection!

by Anonymousreply 67November 20, 2019 4:21 AM

Let's be a VAGINA BABY CAKE !!!

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by Anonymousreply 68November 20, 2019 4:21 AM

Let's Be Cheryl's Gynocologist!

by Anonymousreply 69November 20, 2019 4:23 AM

Let's be a fatal gender-reveal party!

by Anonymousreply 70November 20, 2019 4:23 AM

I'd be up for that, [R70].

by Anonymousreply 71November 20, 2019 4:27 AM

Let's be bad steak!

by Anonymousreply 72November 20, 2019 4:27 AM

Let's be a cholera epidemic!

by Anonymousreply 73November 20, 2019 4:28 AM

Let's be Donald Trump's Hollywood Star!

by Anonymousreply 74November 20, 2019 4:29 AM

Let's be Luxembourg!

by Anonymousreply 75November 20, 2019 4:29 AM

Let's be Windows on the World, 15 minutes after the Big Surprise!

by Anonymousreply 76November 20, 2019 4:30 AM

Ah, Luxembourg!

by Anonymousreply 77November 20, 2019 4:32 AM

Let's be Hitler's penis!

by Anonymousreply 78November 20, 2019 4:32 AM

Let's be a HOT DIARRHEA assault!

by Anonymousreply 79November 20, 2019 4:32 AM

Let's be Schrodinger's Cat!

by Anonymousreply 80November 20, 2019 4:34 AM

Let's be graveyard vandalism!

by Anonymousreply 81November 20, 2019 4:35 AM

Let's be spaghetti drained in a colander!

by Anonymousreply 82November 20, 2019 4:35 AM

Let's be an earthquake that registers on the Richter Scale but is too small for anyone to notice!

by Anonymousreply 83November 20, 2019 4:36 AM

Let's be wax lips!

by Anonymousreply 84November 20, 2019 4:36 AM

Let's be a size 7 Jimmy Choo pump at Goodwill with no mate.

by Anonymousreply 85November 20, 2019 4:42 AM

Let's be mushy peas!

by Anonymousreply 86November 20, 2019 4:42 AM

Let's be the Met Life Building.

by Anonymousreply 87November 20, 2019 4:43 AM

Let's be hard, ugly tartar

by Anonymousreply 88November 20, 2019 4:43 AM

Let's be concern about your cholesterol level!

by Anonymousreply 89November 20, 2019 4:44 AM

Let's be the carrot sticks in Felicity Huffman's sensible on-set lunch!

by Anonymousreply 90November 20, 2019 4:47 AM

Let's be Sarah Jessica Parker's career

by Anonymousreply 91November 20, 2019 4:51 AM

Let's be Sarah Jessica Parker's and Matthew Broderick's foreplay adventures!

by Anonymousreply 92November 20, 2019 4:53 AM

Let's be original, R17.

by Anonymousreply 93November 20, 2019 4:53 AM

Let's be Richard Burton's liver!

by Anonymousreply 94November 20, 2019 4:53 AM

Let's be cardboard boxes fashioned into crude shelters by the homeless!

by Anonymousreply 95November 20, 2019 4:54 AM

Let's be an old mattress!

by Anonymousreply 96November 20, 2019 4:55 AM

Let's be very early, racist and completely unfunny newspaper comic strips!

by Anonymousreply 97November 20, 2019 4:58 AM

Let's be the giant nonrefundable lay-a-way deposit that will be lost when no celebrity drops by your Walmart this December. Hey, you takes your chances

by Anonymousreply 98November 20, 2019 5:02 AM

Let's be depressed about being overweight.

by Anonymousreply 99November 20, 2019 5:04 AM

Let’s be a drug addict trying to fund his next fix.

by Anonymousreply 100November 20, 2019 5:05 AM

Let's be "unattractive age spots"!

by Anonymousreply 101November 20, 2019 5:21 AM

Let’s be Lindsey Graham’s internet browsing history list!

by Anonymousreply 102November 20, 2019 5:45 AM

Let’s be a biofilm!

by Anonymousreply 103November 20, 2019 5:46 AM

[R102] EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

by Anonymousreply 104November 20, 2019 5:51 AM

Let’s be a day in the life of a teenage runaway!

by Anonymousreply 105November 20, 2019 6:05 AM

Let's be a cold sore on Boris Johnson's upper lip!

by Anonymousreply 106November 20, 2019 6:09 AM

Let's be Isadora Duncan's scarf!

by Anonymousreply 107November 20, 2019 6:09 AM

Let’s be Necco wafers!

by Anonymousreply 108November 20, 2019 6:15 AM

Let's be VAGINAL DRYNESS

by Anonymousreply 109November 20, 2019 7:29 AM

Let’s be drunk on tequila with Fresca.

by Anonymousreply 110November 20, 2019 10:13 AM

Let's be the Rape of Nanking

by Anonymousreply 111November 20, 2019 10:21 AM

Let's be Jamie Oliver's apron!

by Anonymousreply 112November 20, 2019 10:39 AM

Let's be the music director of Lucy's "Mame"!

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by Anonymousreply 113November 20, 2019 10:46 AM

Let's be Tom Holland unable to get out of his Spiderman suit!

by Anonymousreply 114November 20, 2019 12:04 PM

Let's be the hole in the ozone layer!

by Anonymousreply 115November 20, 2019 12:04 PM

Let's be the films of Margarethe von Trotta

by Anonymousreply 116November 20, 2019 12:11 PM

Let's be the sex and violence in "Salo"!

by Anonymousreply 117November 20, 2019 12:25 PM

Let's be Matt Dillon's underwear.

by Anonymousreply 118November 20, 2019 12:31 PM

Let's be an ill-timed public fart attack.

by Anonymousreply 119November 20, 2019 1:35 PM

Let's be the contents of my cat's litter box.

by Anonymousreply 120November 20, 2019 2:04 PM

Let's be fake Melania!

by Anonymousreply 121November 20, 2019 8:13 PM

[quote]Let's be very early, racist and completely unfunny newspaper comic strips!

I'm "The Yellow Kid"!

by Anonymousreply 122November 20, 2019 8:16 PM

Identify this scab!

Not quite a "Let's Be" but a GREAT BAD idea nonetheless!

by Anonymousreply 123November 20, 2019 8:17 PM

Lets be Barron Trump

by Anonymousreply 124November 20, 2019 8:19 PM

So many greats! I actually love OP's idea for a legit "Let's Be" thread.

R13 Your Let's Be Cleaning Up After Jonestown! is in the running for the John Waters bad taste award (I mean that with deep respect)

by Anonymousreply 125November 20, 2019 8:28 PM

"Let's Be Moving Day at The White House, 2021"

I'll be the representative for the missing candelabras.

by Anonymousreply 126November 20, 2019 8:38 PM

Let’s Be The Night Of Frump’s Impeachment.

by Anonymousreply 127November 20, 2019 8:58 PM

Let's be the voters of Kentucky giving Mitch McConnell the heave-ho next year.

by Anonymousreply 128November 20, 2019 9:02 PM

Let's be Caitlyn Jenner's underwar drawer!

Let's be Trump's sex diary!

by Anonymousreply 129November 20, 2019 9:09 PM

Let's be Aaron Schock's former congressional aide!

by Anonymousreply 130November 20, 2019 9:15 PM

Let's buy a zoo!

by Anonymousreply 131November 20, 2019 9:22 PM

Let’s Be Caitlyn Jenner’s chopped off weenie sitting in a jar. What’s it thinking about?

by Anonymousreply 132November 20, 2019 9:23 PM

Let's be a Chick-Fil-A Drive Thru!

by Anonymousreply 133November 20, 2019 9:24 PM

Let's be Chris O'Donnell's personality!

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by Anonymousreply 134November 20, 2019 9:24 PM

Let's be Dame Wintour's crepy (creepy?) upper arms and sunglasses.

by Anonymousreply 135November 20, 2019 9:33 PM

Let’s Be An Embryo

by Anonymousreply 136November 20, 2019 9:35 PM

Let's be a Madoff victim

by Anonymousreply 137November 20, 2019 9:37 PM

Lets be an eldergay's slightly enlarged prostate only relieved by a monthly "massage" from a BBC rentboy ;

by Anonymousreply 138November 20, 2019 9:40 PM

Let’s be skin tags!

by Anonymousreply 139November 20, 2019 9:40 PM

Let’s Be A Piece of Poop

by Anonymousreply 140November 20, 2019 9:44 PM

Let's be Freddy Smith's moobs.

by Anonymousreply 141November 20, 2019 9:48 PM

Let's be Jonestown!

by Anonymousreply 142November 20, 2019 9:50 PM

Let’s Be The Unabomber.

by Anonymousreply 143November 20, 2019 10:05 PM

Let's be R30 vomiting.

by Anonymousreply 144November 20, 2019 10:34 PM

Let's be the death toll from Popeye's new chicken sandwich!

by Anonymousreply 145November 21, 2019 12:26 AM

Let's be Chick-Fil-A employees on a Sunday

by Anonymousreply 146November 21, 2019 12:37 AM

Let's be Stevie Nicks and Don Henley's aborted baby

Let's be toe-nail clippings

Let's be Martha Raye's vagina

by Anonymousreply 147November 21, 2019 2:19 AM

Let's be Rupert Murdoch's prolapsed, hemorrhoidal, hairy asshole.

by Anonymousreply 148November 21, 2019 4:18 AM

Let's be various STDs!

by Anonymousreply 149November 21, 2019 4:25 AM

Let's be the showrunner's notes from "According to Jim"!

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by Anonymousreply 150November 21, 2019 5:02 AM

Let's be Henry Cavill's underarm hair

by Anonymousreply 151November 21, 2019 10:55 AM

Let’s be the only person of color in an old Hollywood movie!

by Anonymousreply 152November 21, 2019 11:06 AM

Let's be mugs in need of cradling!

by Anonymousreply 153November 21, 2019 1:40 PM

Let’s be a football helmet filled with cottage cheese!

by Anonymousreply 154November 21, 2019 2:36 PM

Let’s be Kevin Spacey’s sex escapades.

by Anonymousreply 155November 21, 2019 2:59 PM

Let's Be Yoko Ono!

by Anonymousreply 156November 21, 2019 3:01 PM

Let's Be Sy Becker, movie critic on Channel 22 News in Springfield, MA!

by Anonymousreply 157November 21, 2019 3:03 PM

[quote]Let’s be Kevin Spacey’s sex escapades.

This was actually done years and years and years ago as a very successful thread called "The First Time I Had Sex With Kevin Spacey."

by Anonymousreply 158November 21, 2019 3:57 PM

Let's be the little pink suit!

by Anonymousreply 159November 21, 2019 3:57 PM

How did the follow up "The Second Time I Had Sex With Kevin Spacey" go, [R158]?

by Anonymousreply 160November 21, 2019 3:58 PM

Let's be the AIDS Quilt!

by Anonymousreply 161November 21, 2019 3:59 PM

Let's be Kim Davis' fucked-out gash!

by Anonymousreply 162November 21, 2019 4:00 PM

Let's Be the Thoughts in Ted Bundy's Head!

by Anonymousreply 163November 21, 2019 4:16 PM

Let’s Be Cheryl’s yeast infection.

by Anonymousreply 164November 21, 2019 4:47 PM

Lets be the Holocaust

by Anonymousreply 165November 21, 2019 10:54 PM

Let’s be a fish living in a tank

by Anonymousreply 166November 21, 2019 10:58 PM

Let's be a Halsey fan!

by Anonymousreply 167November 22, 2019 5:35 AM

Let’s Be Jules, The Love Boat, Cocaine.

by Anonymousreply 168November 22, 2019 5:36 AM

R168 sorry that read weird. I must be too tired. Lol.

by Anonymousreply 169November 22, 2019 5:37 AM

Let's be a tire necklacing!

by Anonymousreply 170November 22, 2019 5:43 AM

Let's be Steve Bannon's complexion!

by Anonymousreply 171November 22, 2019 5:44 AM

Let's be the coal industry!

by Anonymousreply 172November 22, 2019 5:45 AM

Let's be Frau Captain Jack/Dr. Who slashfic!

by Anonymousreply 173November 22, 2019 5:47 AM

Let's be Venice sinking!

by Anonymousreply 174November 22, 2019 5:48 AM

Let's be Dianne Wiest's day off!

by Anonymousreply 175November 22, 2019 6:06 AM

Let’s Be Muriel’s checking account.

by Anonymousreply 176November 22, 2019 6:09 AM

Let’s Be Jared Fogel’s Prison Cell!

by Anonymousreply 177November 22, 2019 6:10 AM

Let's be an Enya recording session!

by Anonymousreply 178November 22, 2019 6:18 AM

Let's be Jacob Wohl's upcoming prison rape!

by Anonymousreply 179November 22, 2019 6:29 AM

Let's be the tall slim nude emerging gracefully from the bathtub in "The Shining"!

by Anonymousreply 180November 22, 2019 6:32 AM

Let’s be JLo’s acting craft billet points.

by Anonymousreply 181November 22, 2019 6:34 AM

Let's be Chrissy Metz's titty folds!

by Anonymousreply 182November 22, 2019 6:37 AM

OP, that would actually be a fun thread

by Anonymousreply 183November 22, 2019 6:38 AM

[R8] There is something about "Ooh, we're so ill-fitting and filled with stool!" that cracks me up every time I think of it.

by Anonymousreply 184November 22, 2019 3:47 PM

Let's be the David Wohl sex calendar!

by Anonymousreply 185November 23, 2019 3:10 PM

Let's be Madonna!

by Anonymousreply 186November 23, 2019 3:15 PM

Let's be irony thread.

by Anonymousreply 187November 23, 2019 3:23 PM

Let's be Shrödinger’s quantum superposition!

by Anonymousreply 188November 23, 2019 3:28 PM

Let's be the question: Was Jamie Farr an early trans hero?

by Anonymousreply 189November 23, 2019 3:33 PM

Let's be the singularity!

by Anonymousreply 190November 23, 2019 4:28 PM

Let's be a quadruple amputee hospital ward on fire!

by Anonymousreply 191November 23, 2019 4:30 PM

Let's be nonbinary pronouns!

by Anonymousreply 192November 23, 2019 5:44 PM

Let’s be a crocheted plastic bag sweater from Winnipeg!!

by Anonymousreply 193November 23, 2019 5:50 PM

Let's be dead batteries!

by Anonymousreply 194November 23, 2019 6:00 PM

Let's be forgotten canned food!

by Anonymousreply 195November 23, 2019 6:02 PM

Let's be Chelsea Clinton's magnifying mirror

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by Anonymousreply 196November 23, 2019 6:30 PM

Let's be Sarah Jessica Parker getting a massage.

by Anonymousreply 197November 23, 2019 6:31 PM

Let's be Kellyanne Conway's varicose veins.

by Anonymousreply 198November 23, 2019 6:34 PM

Let's be a woman completely unaware of what a clit piercing is like just about to get her clit pierced!

by Anonymousreply 199November 23, 2019 6:34 PM

Let's be rejected milk!

by Anonymousreply 200November 23, 2019 6:35 PM

Let's be Renata Adler's career!

by Anonymousreply 201November 23, 2019 6:36 PM

[quote]Let's be Kellyanne Conway's varicose veins.

Let's be Kellyanne Conway.

by Anonymousreply 202November 23, 2019 6:37 PM

Let's be the Conways making sweet, hot love.

by Anonymousreply 203November 23, 2019 6:38 PM

Let’s be a Mormons on break posing as Amish on rumspringa.

by Anonymousreply 204November 23, 2019 6:43 PM

Let's be furry phone porn!

by Anonymousreply 205November 23, 2019 6:54 PM

Let’s be Janet Jackson lip syncing.

by Anonymousreply 206November 23, 2019 7:05 PM

Let's be the last thoughts of Elvis!

by Anonymousreply 207December 1, 2019 7:55 AM

Let's be Hellen Keller's playlist!

by Anonymousreply 208December 1, 2019 7:56 AM

Let's be missing your plane!

by Anonymousreply 209December 1, 2019 7:56 AM

Let's be a fan club for The late John Simon!

by Anonymousreply 210December 1, 2019 8:03 AM

[quote] Let's be the question: Was Jamie Farr an early trans hero?

He was the TERFiest TERF who ever TERFed until Red Buttons put the drag in [italic]Pete’s Dragon[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 211December 1, 2019 12:43 PM

Let’s be an orderly at the Hollywood motion picture home!

Let’s be Ricky Schroder’s 18th birthday party

Let’s be a daycare center in Ramallah

Let’s be stuff pulled out of Oscar Wilde’s arsehole

Let’s be a tax audit

Let’s be a parachute that won’t open

Let’s be the control room of a small-market TV station

Let’s be a YouTube diet video

Let’s be a short-lived Fox sitcom from the early 1990s

Let’s be Geri Jewell’s sex life

by Anonymousreply 212December 1, 2019 12:52 PM

nnnnnn

by Anonymousreply 213May 8, 2020 9:56 PM

Let's be the band at Auschwitz!

by Anonymousreply 214May 8, 2020 10:01 PM

Let's be Oberlin undergrads learning that all the Safe Rooms on campus have closed as corona risks.

by Anonymousreply 215May 8, 2020 10:03 PM

Lets be a crowded delicatessen in the lowest east side.

by Anonymousreply 216May 8, 2020 10:06 PM

Lets a medical emergency center in Queens.

by Anonymousreply 217May 8, 2020 10:07 PM

Lets be the middle passage.

by Anonymousreply 218May 8, 2020 10:07 PM

Let’s be Britney during a 5150...

by Anonymousreply 219May 8, 2020 10:12 PM

Let's be Donald Trump's medical team.

by Anonymousreply 220May 8, 2020 10:21 PM

Let's be a domestic violence 911 call

by Anonymousreply 221May 8, 2020 10:50 PM

I could see about a third of these working as legitimate "let's be" threads

by Anonymousreply 222May 8, 2020 10:55 PM

"let's Be" Muriel deciding which posters to label as trolls and which threads to close or delete.

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by Anonymousreply 223May 8, 2020 11:09 PM

Let’s be Bill Barr’s bowel movements!

by Anonymousreply 224May 8, 2020 11:59 PM

Let's be symptoms of COV(D-19!

by Anonymousreply 225May 9, 2020 12:02 AM

^^ Or COVID-19, if you prefer.

by Anonymousreply 226May 9, 2020 12:03 AM

Le's be a meta irony thread.

by Anonymousreply 227May 9, 2020 12:08 AM

Let’s be 09/11.

I’ll start: I’m the Muslims cheering in New Jersey

by Anonymousreply 228May 9, 2020 12:26 AM

Let’s be the musical comedy smash: “Schindler’s List”

by Anonymousreply 229May 9, 2020 12:37 AM

R229

“I’m Going to Wash Those Jews Right Out on My Hair”

“Gestapo in the Name of Love”

“ I Can’t Heil Without You”

by Anonymousreply 230May 9, 2020 12:44 AM

Let's be Anna Wintour's IQ and fashion sense and wig.

by Anonymousreply 231May 9, 2020 12:53 AM

Let's be all the side effects you might experience if you take any of those drugs advertised on TV.

by Anonymousreply 232May 9, 2020 12:56 AM

Let's be a wake-up cup of liquid drainer!

by Anonymousreply 233May 9, 2020 1:58 AM

Let's be a Furry Convention.

by Anonymousreply 234May 9, 2020 2:00 AM

Let's be plankton!

by Anonymousreply 235May 9, 2020 2:01 AM

Let's be Trump's taint.

by Anonymousreply 236May 9, 2020 4:25 AM

I’m the nausea r236 ‘s post gave me!

by Anonymousreply 237May 9, 2020 4:44 PM

Let's be Florence in the year 1348!

by Anonymousreply 238May 9, 2020 4:46 PM

[quote]Let's be Florence in the year 1348!

The city or the maid?

by Anonymousreply 239May 9, 2020 4:58 PM

Let’s be the Holocaust!

by Anonymousreply 240May 9, 2020 4:58 PM

Let's be a tampon inserted into Megyn Kelly's still bleeding vag at that time of the month,

by Anonymousreply 241May 9, 2020 11:24 PM

Let's be favorite sayings of the Prophet Mohammed!

by Anonymousreply 242May 9, 2020 11:26 PM

Let's be Tourette's!

by Anonymousreply 243May 9, 2020 11:38 PM

Let's be The Women (1939)!

I'm spreading out like a swastika!

by Anonymousreply 244May 9, 2020 11:38 PM

Let's be a planeload of counterfeit dangerous PPE

by Anonymousreply 245May 9, 2020 11:42 PM

Let's be infomercial pitchmen!

by Anonymousreply 246May 9, 2020 11:47 PM

[quote]Let's be The Women (1939)!

I'm pretty sure that one's been done, for real.

by Anonymousreply 247May 9, 2020 11:50 PM

Let's be radical feminism!

I'm women's ever present knowledge that they will be raped.

by Anonymousreply 248May 9, 2020 11:51 PM

Let's be favorite Cathy Mitchell dump cakes!

by Anonymousreply 249May 9, 2020 11:51 PM

Let's be knitting patterns!

I'm p1, k3, p1 k3, p3, k3, Cbl3 left.

by Anonymousreply 250May 10, 2020 12:02 AM

Let's be a Satanic orgy!

I'm candles, lots and lots of candles.

by Anonymousreply 251May 10, 2020 12:08 AM

Let’s be “Soylent Green”

by Anonymousreply 252May 10, 2020 12:42 AM

Let’s be Melania Trump’s vagina.

by Anonymousreply 253May 10, 2020 12:45 AM

Let's be an elderly woman dying from Covid-19 without anyone to care for her

by Anonymousreply 254May 10, 2020 12:45 AM

Let's be an elderly Roy Cohn going down on a young Donald Trump

by Anonymousreply 255May 10, 2020 12:49 AM

I'll be the pervasive hovering muskiness in "Let's be an organic grocery store."

by Anonymousreply 256May 10, 2020 6:08 PM

Let's be "How in the world did I miss this thread?"

by Anonymousreply 257May 10, 2020 7:31 PM

Let's be the inability to drive stick shift!

by Anonymousreply 258May 11, 2020 1:01 AM

Let's be the heartbreak of psoriasis!

by Anonymousreply 259May 11, 2020 1:07 AM

Let's be little-know Muppets!

by Anonymousreply 260May 11, 2020 1:58 AM

Let’s be potted plants!

by Anonymousreply 261September 17, 2020 3:04 AM

Let's be a dead hollywood person that no one under the age of 65 has heard of.

Let's be anything to do with fucking "wigs".

by Anonymousreply 262September 17, 2020 3:54 AM

Let's be the Bump Thread Troll!

by Anonymousreply 263September 17, 2020 4:48 AM

Let’s Be Unreasonably Bitchy DL’ers!

by Anonymousreply 264September 17, 2020 9:19 AM

Let's be mitosis!

by Anonymousreply 265September 17, 2020 11:45 AM

Let’s be a square circle.

by Anonymousreply 266September 17, 2020 12:24 PM

Let’s be thread closed.

by Anonymousreply 267September 17, 2020 12:24 PM

Let's Be The Ditelove Pass Incident

by Anonymousreply 268September 17, 2020 12:55 PM

Let's be a case of shingles!

by Anonymousreply 269September 17, 2020 2:00 PM

Let's be a stillborn!

by Anonymousreply 270September 17, 2020 2:14 PM

Let's Be "What's on Erna's plate?"

by Anonymousreply 271September 17, 2020 2:30 PM

Let’s be Melania’s uterus!

by Anonymousreply 272September 17, 2020 2:35 PM

let's be Louise Woodward!

by Anonymousreply 273September 17, 2020 3:16 PM

Let's be an episode of Small Wonder!

by Anonymousreply 274September 17, 2020 3:19 PM

Let's be all the pills mama took!

by Anonymousreply 275September 17, 2020 3:21 PM

Let’s be all the possible sweet ingredients that are NOT found in a Claude Upson daiquiri!

I’m chocolate ice cream!

by Anonymousreply 276September 17, 2020 3:21 PM

Let's be Tony Danza's underwear over the years.

by Anonymousreply 277September 17, 2020 3:23 PM

Let’s be IBS!

by Anonymousreply 278September 17, 2020 5:31 PM
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