I'm "Let's be the JFK Assassination!"
Let's be really bad ideas for "Let's Be" threads!
by Anonymous | reply 278 | September 17, 2020 5:31 PM |
I'm "Let's be the color off-white!"
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 20, 2019 3:08 AM |
I'm "Let's be heavy flow!"
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 20, 2019 3:09 AM |
I'm "Let's be the Melbourne Cup!"
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 20, 2019 3:09 AM |
I'm "Let's be unexpected pictures in various forms of media of very large spiders!"
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 20, 2019 3:10 AM |
I'm "Let's be The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure!"
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 20, 2019 3:12 AM |
Let's be the Trumps in bed!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 20, 2019 3:15 AM |
Let's be navel lint!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 20, 2019 3:16 AM |
"Let's be Erna's mom jeans!" 👖
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 20, 2019 3:18 AM |
Let's be Adam Schiff's sex appeal.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 20, 2019 3:21 AM |
Let's be a sexually transmitted disease.
Let's be funny things Trump has said.
Let's be TV test patterns.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 20, 2019 3:22 AM |
Let's be a hockey puck!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 20, 2019 3:26 AM |
Lets be cleaning up after Jonestown!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 20, 2019 3:27 AM |
Let's be Elise Stephanik's reelection chances!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 20, 2019 3:28 AM |
Let's be a small piece of chewing gum on a bedspread in Dorset!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 20, 2019 3:28 AM |
Let's be non-English speaking maintenance staff.
Let's be sandwich fillings.
Let's be lost and random Lego pieces.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 20, 2019 3:29 AM |
Let's be 50 shades of beige.
I'm "taupe."
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 20, 2019 3:31 AM |
Let’s be Cheryl’s deadly creeping vapors.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 20, 2019 3:33 AM |
Let's be the unlikely chance that the airplane is forced to make a water landing!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 20, 2019 3:33 AM |
Let's be glorious things to do with Spam!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 20, 2019 3:34 AM |
Let's be your favorite Quarterflash song.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 20, 2019 3:35 AM |
Let's be the last two minutes of "Pink Flamingos"!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 20, 2019 3:35 AM |
Let's be Gabrielle Chanel, the Early Years.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 20, 2019 3:35 AM |
Let's be tornado damage!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 20, 2019 3:37 AM |
Let’s be Mitch McConnell’s chin up bar.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 20, 2019 3:37 AM |
Let's be famous Glorias in history.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 20, 2019 3:40 AM |
Let's be strip mall architecture!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 20, 2019 3:41 AM |
Let's be the Groupon for Mariah's holiday residency. Get 'em before they're gone (or wait until they're reduced again)! it's true, check it out.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 20, 2019 3:42 AM |
Okay I don't mean to interrupt the thread, but unlike most of the puerile junk on datalounge, this thread made me laugh almost to the point of throwing up. Thank you all.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 20, 2019 3:43 AM |
Let's be high tea and high mass, because nothing means what you think it does. And never will. Ever.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 20, 2019 3:47 AM |
Let's be Gloria Upson's ping-pong ball trick!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 20, 2019 3:47 AM |
Let's be bugs on a windshield!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 20, 2019 3:48 AM |
Let's be straight porn!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 20, 2019 3:51 AM |
Let's be dumpsters and rate the divers. Just like the Olympics!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 20, 2019 3:51 AM |
Let's be the floor of a downscale movie theater!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 20, 2019 3:52 AM |
Let's be ribbon candy!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 20, 2019 3:52 AM |
Let’s be Hollywood’s closet, full of fibs, Rentboy receipts and cruisey wrestling singlets.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 20, 2019 3:53 AM |
Let's be an Andrew Dice Clay routine!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 20, 2019 3:55 AM |
Let's be Pat Boone's shoes!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 20, 2019 3:56 AM |
Let's be extreme gore movie effects that have aged poorly!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 20, 2019 3:56 AM |
Let’s be Donald Trump’s IV drip at Walter Reed Hospital.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 20, 2019 3:58 AM |
Let's be parsing sentences in late period Henry James!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 20, 2019 3:58 AM |
Let's be the N-word!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 20, 2019 3:59 AM |
Let's be a Liv Ullmann musical!
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 20, 2019 4:00 AM |
Let's be your parents walking in on you while you're jerking off!
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 20, 2019 4:01 AM |
Let's be a cranky old cat that is forced to wear a different hat for every holiday - just for Instagram loser mommy! Awww, here's another cute one, I made it myself
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 20, 2019 4:02 AM |
Let's be nearly-obsolete office supplies. I'm postage stamps you have to lick to attach.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 20, 2019 4:02 AM |
Let's be the sudden death of a rabid dog!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 20, 2019 4:03 AM |
Let's be an unfinished novel by V. C. Andrews!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 20, 2019 4:04 AM |
Let's be disappointing kerning!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 20, 2019 4:04 AM |
Let's be a good, balanced diet.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 20, 2019 4:05 AM |
Let's be a new trailer for "Cats!"
Let's be a new single and video for Tones & I!
Let's be a gender reveal party!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 20, 2019 4:06 AM |
I hate to say it, but some of these actually have potential.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 20, 2019 4:07 AM |
Let's be asking for an extension on your taxes!
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 20, 2019 4:08 AM |
Let's be December 25, 1996 in Boulder, CO.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 20, 2019 4:09 AM |
Let's be the mirror opposite Elizabeth Warren's shower.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 20, 2019 4:10 AM |
Let's be an old woman who's fallen and can't get up and doesn't have that thing they were trying to sell by making a TV commercial showing an old woman who's fallen and can't get up!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 20, 2019 4:11 AM |
Let's be "Oh Dear!"
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 20, 2019 4:11 AM |
Let's be the "Sure Jan!" gif!
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 20, 2019 4:12 AM |
Let's be procrastination!
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 20, 2019 4:14 AM |
Let's be the poll and vote on the top ten
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 20, 2019 4:14 AM |
Let's be Vivian Vance!
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 20, 2019 4:15 AM |
Let's be Laura Loomer's tits, bouncing frantically as she melts down on the Alex Jones show!
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 20, 2019 4:16 AM |
Let's be a pussy hat!
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 20, 2019 4:18 AM |
Let's be a yeast infection!
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 20, 2019 4:21 AM |
Let's Be Cheryl's Gynocologist!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 20, 2019 4:23 AM |
Let's be a fatal gender-reveal party!
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 20, 2019 4:23 AM |
I'd be up for that, [R70].
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 20, 2019 4:27 AM |
Let's be bad steak!
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 20, 2019 4:27 AM |
Let's be a cholera epidemic!
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 20, 2019 4:28 AM |
Let's be Donald Trump's Hollywood Star!
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 20, 2019 4:29 AM |
Let's be Luxembourg!
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 20, 2019 4:29 AM |
Let's be Windows on the World, 15 minutes after the Big Surprise!
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 20, 2019 4:30 AM |
Ah, Luxembourg!
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 20, 2019 4:32 AM |
Let's be Hitler's penis!
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 20, 2019 4:32 AM |
Let's be a HOT DIARRHEA assault!
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 20, 2019 4:32 AM |
Let's be Schrodinger's Cat!
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 20, 2019 4:34 AM |
Let's be graveyard vandalism!
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 20, 2019 4:35 AM |
Let's be spaghetti drained in a colander!
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 20, 2019 4:35 AM |
Let's be an earthquake that registers on the Richter Scale but is too small for anyone to notice!
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 20, 2019 4:36 AM |
Let's be wax lips!
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 20, 2019 4:36 AM |
Let's be a size 7 Jimmy Choo pump at Goodwill with no mate.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | November 20, 2019 4:42 AM |
Let's be mushy peas!
by Anonymous | reply 86 | November 20, 2019 4:42 AM |
Let's be the Met Life Building.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | November 20, 2019 4:43 AM |
Let's be hard, ugly tartar
by Anonymous | reply 88 | November 20, 2019 4:43 AM |
Let's be concern about your cholesterol level!
by Anonymous | reply 89 | November 20, 2019 4:44 AM |
Let's be the carrot sticks in Felicity Huffman's sensible on-set lunch!
by Anonymous | reply 90 | November 20, 2019 4:47 AM |
Let's be Sarah Jessica Parker's career
by Anonymous | reply 91 | November 20, 2019 4:51 AM |
Let's be Sarah Jessica Parker's and Matthew Broderick's foreplay adventures!
by Anonymous | reply 92 | November 20, 2019 4:53 AM |
Let's be original, R17.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | November 20, 2019 4:53 AM |
Let's be Richard Burton's liver!
by Anonymous | reply 94 | November 20, 2019 4:53 AM |
Let's be cardboard boxes fashioned into crude shelters by the homeless!
by Anonymous | reply 95 | November 20, 2019 4:54 AM |
Let's be an old mattress!
by Anonymous | reply 96 | November 20, 2019 4:55 AM |
Let's be very early, racist and completely unfunny newspaper comic strips!
by Anonymous | reply 97 | November 20, 2019 4:58 AM |
Let's be the giant nonrefundable lay-a-way deposit that will be lost when no celebrity drops by your Walmart this December. Hey, you takes your chances
by Anonymous | reply 98 | November 20, 2019 5:02 AM |
Let's be depressed about being overweight.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | November 20, 2019 5:04 AM |
Let’s be a drug addict trying to fund his next fix.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | November 20, 2019 5:05 AM |
Let's be "unattractive age spots"!
by Anonymous | reply 101 | November 20, 2019 5:21 AM |
Let’s be Lindsey Graham’s internet browsing history list!
by Anonymous | reply 102 | November 20, 2019 5:45 AM |
Let’s be a biofilm!
by Anonymous | reply 103 | November 20, 2019 5:46 AM |
[R102] EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
by Anonymous | reply 104 | November 20, 2019 5:51 AM |
Let’s be a day in the life of a teenage runaway!
by Anonymous | reply 105 | November 20, 2019 6:05 AM |
Let's be a cold sore on Boris Johnson's upper lip!
by Anonymous | reply 106 | November 20, 2019 6:09 AM |
Let's be Isadora Duncan's scarf!
by Anonymous | reply 107 | November 20, 2019 6:09 AM |
Let’s be Necco wafers!
by Anonymous | reply 108 | November 20, 2019 6:15 AM |
Let's be VAGINAL DRYNESS
by Anonymous | reply 109 | November 20, 2019 7:29 AM |
Let’s be drunk on tequila with Fresca.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | November 20, 2019 10:13 AM |
Let's be the Rape of Nanking
by Anonymous | reply 111 | November 20, 2019 10:21 AM |
Let's be Jamie Oliver's apron!
by Anonymous | reply 112 | November 20, 2019 10:39 AM |
Let's be the music director of Lucy's "Mame"!
by Anonymous | reply 113 | November 20, 2019 10:46 AM |
Let's be Tom Holland unable to get out of his Spiderman suit!
by Anonymous | reply 114 | November 20, 2019 12:04 PM |
Let's be the hole in the ozone layer!
by Anonymous | reply 115 | November 20, 2019 12:04 PM |
Let's be the films of Margarethe von Trotta
by Anonymous | reply 116 | November 20, 2019 12:11 PM |
Let's be the sex and violence in "Salo"!
by Anonymous | reply 117 | November 20, 2019 12:25 PM |
Let's be Matt Dillon's underwear.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | November 20, 2019 12:31 PM |
Let's be an ill-timed public fart attack.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | November 20, 2019 1:35 PM |
Let's be the contents of my cat's litter box.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | November 20, 2019 2:04 PM |
Let's be fake Melania!
by Anonymous | reply 121 | November 20, 2019 8:13 PM |
[quote]Let's be very early, racist and completely unfunny newspaper comic strips!
I'm "The Yellow Kid"!
by Anonymous | reply 122 | November 20, 2019 8:16 PM |
Identify this scab!
Not quite a "Let's Be" but a GREAT BAD idea nonetheless!
by Anonymous | reply 123 | November 20, 2019 8:17 PM |
Lets be Barron Trump
by Anonymous | reply 124 | November 20, 2019 8:19 PM |
So many greats! I actually love OP's idea for a legit "Let's Be" thread.
R13 Your Let's Be Cleaning Up After Jonestown! is in the running for the John Waters bad taste award (I mean that with deep respect)
by Anonymous | reply 125 | November 20, 2019 8:28 PM |
"Let's Be Moving Day at The White House, 2021"
I'll be the representative for the missing candelabras.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | November 20, 2019 8:38 PM |
Let’s Be The Night Of Frump’s Impeachment.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | November 20, 2019 8:58 PM |
Let's be the voters of Kentucky giving Mitch McConnell the heave-ho next year.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | November 20, 2019 9:02 PM |
Let's be Caitlyn Jenner's underwar drawer!
Let's be Trump's sex diary!
by Anonymous | reply 129 | November 20, 2019 9:09 PM |
Let's be Aaron Schock's former congressional aide!
by Anonymous | reply 130 | November 20, 2019 9:15 PM |
Let's buy a zoo!
by Anonymous | reply 131 | November 20, 2019 9:22 PM |
Let’s Be Caitlyn Jenner’s chopped off weenie sitting in a jar. What’s it thinking about?
by Anonymous | reply 132 | November 20, 2019 9:23 PM |
Let's be a Chick-Fil-A Drive Thru!
by Anonymous | reply 133 | November 20, 2019 9:24 PM |
Let's be Dame Wintour's crepy (creepy?) upper arms and sunglasses.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | November 20, 2019 9:33 PM |
Let’s Be An Embryo
by Anonymous | reply 136 | November 20, 2019 9:35 PM |
Let's be a Madoff victim
by Anonymous | reply 137 | November 20, 2019 9:37 PM |
Lets be an eldergay's slightly enlarged prostate only relieved by a monthly "massage" from a BBC rentboy ;
by Anonymous | reply 138 | November 20, 2019 9:40 PM |
Let’s be skin tags!
by Anonymous | reply 139 | November 20, 2019 9:40 PM |
Let’s Be A Piece of Poop
by Anonymous | reply 140 | November 20, 2019 9:44 PM |
Let's be Freddy Smith's moobs.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | November 20, 2019 9:48 PM |
Let's be Jonestown!
by Anonymous | reply 142 | November 20, 2019 9:50 PM |
Let’s Be The Unabomber.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | November 20, 2019 10:05 PM |
Let's be R30 vomiting.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | November 20, 2019 10:34 PM |
Let's be the death toll from Popeye's new chicken sandwich!
by Anonymous | reply 145 | November 21, 2019 12:26 AM |
Let's be Chick-Fil-A employees on a Sunday
by Anonymous | reply 146 | November 21, 2019 12:37 AM |
Let's be Stevie Nicks and Don Henley's aborted baby
Let's be toe-nail clippings
Let's be Martha Raye's vagina
by Anonymous | reply 147 | November 21, 2019 2:19 AM |
Let's be Rupert Murdoch's prolapsed, hemorrhoidal, hairy asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | November 21, 2019 4:18 AM |
Let's be various STDs!
by Anonymous | reply 149 | November 21, 2019 4:25 AM |
Let's be the showrunner's notes from "According to Jim"!
by Anonymous | reply 150 | November 21, 2019 5:02 AM |
Let's be Henry Cavill's underarm hair
by Anonymous | reply 151 | November 21, 2019 10:55 AM |
Let’s be the only person of color in an old Hollywood movie!
by Anonymous | reply 152 | November 21, 2019 11:06 AM |
Let's be mugs in need of cradling!
by Anonymous | reply 153 | November 21, 2019 1:40 PM |
Let’s be a football helmet filled with cottage cheese!
by Anonymous | reply 154 | November 21, 2019 2:36 PM |
Let’s be Kevin Spacey’s sex escapades.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | November 21, 2019 2:59 PM |
Let's Be Yoko Ono!
by Anonymous | reply 156 | November 21, 2019 3:01 PM |
Let's Be Sy Becker, movie critic on Channel 22 News in Springfield, MA!
by Anonymous | reply 157 | November 21, 2019 3:03 PM |
[quote]Let’s be Kevin Spacey’s sex escapades.
This was actually done years and years and years ago as a very successful thread called "The First Time I Had Sex With Kevin Spacey."
by Anonymous | reply 158 | November 21, 2019 3:57 PM |
Let's be the little pink suit!
by Anonymous | reply 159 | November 21, 2019 3:57 PM |
How did the follow up "The Second Time I Had Sex With Kevin Spacey" go, [R158]?
by Anonymous | reply 160 | November 21, 2019 3:58 PM |
Let's be the AIDS Quilt!
by Anonymous | reply 161 | November 21, 2019 3:59 PM |
Let's be Kim Davis' fucked-out gash!
by Anonymous | reply 162 | November 21, 2019 4:00 PM |
Let's Be the Thoughts in Ted Bundy's Head!
by Anonymous | reply 163 | November 21, 2019 4:16 PM |
Let’s Be Cheryl’s yeast infection.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | November 21, 2019 4:47 PM |
Lets be the Holocaust
by Anonymous | reply 165 | November 21, 2019 10:54 PM |
Let’s be a fish living in a tank
by Anonymous | reply 166 | November 21, 2019 10:58 PM |
Let's be a Halsey fan!
by Anonymous | reply 167 | November 22, 2019 5:35 AM |
Let’s Be Jules, The Love Boat, Cocaine.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | November 22, 2019 5:36 AM |
R168 sorry that read weird. I must be too tired. Lol.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | November 22, 2019 5:37 AM |
Let's be a tire necklacing!
by Anonymous | reply 170 | November 22, 2019 5:43 AM |
Let's be Steve Bannon's complexion!
by Anonymous | reply 171 | November 22, 2019 5:44 AM |
Let's be the coal industry!
by Anonymous | reply 172 | November 22, 2019 5:45 AM |
Let's be Frau Captain Jack/Dr. Who slashfic!
by Anonymous | reply 173 | November 22, 2019 5:47 AM |
Let's be Venice sinking!
by Anonymous | reply 174 | November 22, 2019 5:48 AM |
Let's be Dianne Wiest's day off!
by Anonymous | reply 175 | November 22, 2019 6:06 AM |
Let’s Be Muriel’s checking account.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | November 22, 2019 6:09 AM |
Let’s Be Jared Fogel’s Prison Cell!
by Anonymous | reply 177 | November 22, 2019 6:10 AM |
Let's be an Enya recording session!
by Anonymous | reply 178 | November 22, 2019 6:18 AM |
Let's be Jacob Wohl's upcoming prison rape!
by Anonymous | reply 179 | November 22, 2019 6:29 AM |
Let's be the tall slim nude emerging gracefully from the bathtub in "The Shining"!
by Anonymous | reply 180 | November 22, 2019 6:32 AM |
Let’s be JLo’s acting craft billet points.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | November 22, 2019 6:34 AM |
Let's be Chrissy Metz's titty folds!
by Anonymous | reply 182 | November 22, 2019 6:37 AM |
OP, that would actually be a fun thread
by Anonymous | reply 183 | November 22, 2019 6:38 AM |
[R8] There is something about "Ooh, we're so ill-fitting and filled with stool!" that cracks me up every time I think of it.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | November 22, 2019 3:47 PM |
Let's be the David Wohl sex calendar!
by Anonymous | reply 185 | November 23, 2019 3:10 PM |
Let's be Madonna!
by Anonymous | reply 186 | November 23, 2019 3:15 PM |
Let's be irony thread.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | November 23, 2019 3:23 PM |
Let's be Shrödinger’s quantum superposition!
by Anonymous | reply 188 | November 23, 2019 3:28 PM |
Let's be the question: Was Jamie Farr an early trans hero?
by Anonymous | reply 189 | November 23, 2019 3:33 PM |
Let's be the singularity!
by Anonymous | reply 190 | November 23, 2019 4:28 PM |
Let's be a quadruple amputee hospital ward on fire!
by Anonymous | reply 191 | November 23, 2019 4:30 PM |
Let's be nonbinary pronouns!
by Anonymous | reply 192 | November 23, 2019 5:44 PM |
Let’s be a crocheted plastic bag sweater from Winnipeg!!
by Anonymous | reply 193 | November 23, 2019 5:50 PM |
Let's be dead batteries!
by Anonymous | reply 194 | November 23, 2019 6:00 PM |
Let's be forgotten canned food!
by Anonymous | reply 195 | November 23, 2019 6:02 PM |
Let's be Chelsea Clinton's magnifying mirror
by Anonymous | reply 196 | November 23, 2019 6:30 PM |
Let's be Sarah Jessica Parker getting a massage.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | November 23, 2019 6:31 PM |
Let's be Kellyanne Conway's varicose veins.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | November 23, 2019 6:34 PM |
Let's be a woman completely unaware of what a clit piercing is like just about to get her clit pierced!
by Anonymous | reply 199 | November 23, 2019 6:34 PM |
Let's be rejected milk!
by Anonymous | reply 200 | November 23, 2019 6:35 PM |
Let's be Renata Adler's career!
by Anonymous | reply 201 | November 23, 2019 6:36 PM |
[quote]Let's be Kellyanne Conway's varicose veins.
Let's be Kellyanne Conway.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | November 23, 2019 6:37 PM |
Let's be the Conways making sweet, hot love.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | November 23, 2019 6:38 PM |
Let’s be a Mormons on break posing as Amish on rumspringa.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | November 23, 2019 6:43 PM |
Let's be furry phone porn!
by Anonymous | reply 205 | November 23, 2019 6:54 PM |
Let’s be Janet Jackson lip syncing.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | November 23, 2019 7:05 PM |
Let's be the last thoughts of Elvis!
by Anonymous | reply 207 | December 1, 2019 7:55 AM |
Let's be Hellen Keller's playlist!
by Anonymous | reply 208 | December 1, 2019 7:56 AM |
Let's be missing your plane!
by Anonymous | reply 209 | December 1, 2019 7:56 AM |
Let's be a fan club for The late John Simon!
by Anonymous | reply 210 | December 1, 2019 8:03 AM |
[quote] Let's be the question: Was Jamie Farr an early trans hero?
He was the TERFiest TERF who ever TERFed until Red Buttons put the drag in [italic]Pete’s Dragon[/italic].
by Anonymous | reply 211 | December 1, 2019 12:43 PM |
Let’s be an orderly at the Hollywood motion picture home!
Let’s be Ricky Schroder’s 18th birthday party
Let’s be a daycare center in Ramallah
Let’s be stuff pulled out of Oscar Wilde’s arsehole
Let’s be a tax audit
Let’s be a parachute that won’t open
Let’s be the control room of a small-market TV station
Let’s be a YouTube diet video
Let’s be a short-lived Fox sitcom from the early 1990s
Let’s be Geri Jewell’s sex life
by Anonymous | reply 212 | December 1, 2019 12:52 PM |
nnnnnn
by Anonymous | reply 213 | May 8, 2020 9:56 PM |
Let's be the band at Auschwitz!
by Anonymous | reply 214 | May 8, 2020 10:01 PM |
Let's be Oberlin undergrads learning that all the Safe Rooms on campus have closed as corona risks.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | May 8, 2020 10:03 PM |
Lets be a crowded delicatessen in the lowest east side.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | May 8, 2020 10:06 PM |
Lets a medical emergency center in Queens.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | May 8, 2020 10:07 PM |
Lets be the middle passage.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | May 8, 2020 10:07 PM |
Let’s be Britney during a 5150...
by Anonymous | reply 219 | May 8, 2020 10:12 PM |
Let's be Donald Trump's medical team.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | May 8, 2020 10:21 PM |
Let's be a domestic violence 911 call
by Anonymous | reply 221 | May 8, 2020 10:50 PM |
I could see about a third of these working as legitimate "let's be" threads
by Anonymous | reply 222 | May 8, 2020 10:55 PM |
"let's Be" Muriel deciding which posters to label as trolls and which threads to close or delete.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | May 8, 2020 11:09 PM |
Let’s be Bill Barr’s bowel movements!
by Anonymous | reply 224 | May 8, 2020 11:59 PM |
Let's be symptoms of COV(D-19!
by Anonymous | reply 225 | May 9, 2020 12:02 AM |
^^ Or COVID-19, if you prefer.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | May 9, 2020 12:03 AM |
Le's be a meta irony thread.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | May 9, 2020 12:08 AM |
Let’s be 09/11.
I’ll start: I’m the Muslims cheering in New Jersey
by Anonymous | reply 228 | May 9, 2020 12:26 AM |
Let’s be the musical comedy smash: “Schindler’s List”
by Anonymous | reply 229 | May 9, 2020 12:37 AM |
R229
“I’m Going to Wash Those Jews Right Out on My Hair”
“Gestapo in the Name of Love”
“ I Can’t Heil Without You”
by Anonymous | reply 230 | May 9, 2020 12:44 AM |
Let's be Anna Wintour's IQ and fashion sense and wig.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | May 9, 2020 12:53 AM |
Let's be all the side effects you might experience if you take any of those drugs advertised on TV.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | May 9, 2020 12:56 AM |
Let's be a wake-up cup of liquid drainer!
by Anonymous | reply 233 | May 9, 2020 1:58 AM |
Let's be a Furry Convention.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | May 9, 2020 2:00 AM |
Let's be plankton!
by Anonymous | reply 235 | May 9, 2020 2:01 AM |
Let's be Trump's taint.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | May 9, 2020 4:25 AM |
I’m the nausea r236 ‘s post gave me!
by Anonymous | reply 237 | May 9, 2020 4:44 PM |
Let's be Florence in the year 1348!
by Anonymous | reply 238 | May 9, 2020 4:46 PM |
[quote]Let's be Florence in the year 1348!
The city or the maid?
by Anonymous | reply 239 | May 9, 2020 4:58 PM |
Let’s be the Holocaust!
by Anonymous | reply 240 | May 9, 2020 4:58 PM |
Let's be a tampon inserted into Megyn Kelly's still bleeding vag at that time of the month,
by Anonymous | reply 241 | May 9, 2020 11:24 PM |
Let's be favorite sayings of the Prophet Mohammed!
by Anonymous | reply 242 | May 9, 2020 11:26 PM |
Let's be Tourette's!
by Anonymous | reply 243 | May 9, 2020 11:38 PM |
Let's be The Women (1939)!
I'm spreading out like a swastika!
by Anonymous | reply 244 | May 9, 2020 11:38 PM |
Let's be a planeload of counterfeit dangerous PPE
by Anonymous | reply 245 | May 9, 2020 11:42 PM |
Let's be infomercial pitchmen!
by Anonymous | reply 246 | May 9, 2020 11:47 PM |
[quote]Let's be The Women (1939)!
I'm pretty sure that one's been done, for real.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | May 9, 2020 11:50 PM |
Let's be radical feminism!
I'm women's ever present knowledge that they will be raped.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | May 9, 2020 11:51 PM |
Let's be favorite Cathy Mitchell dump cakes!
by Anonymous | reply 249 | May 9, 2020 11:51 PM |
Let's be knitting patterns!
I'm p1, k3, p1 k3, p3, k3, Cbl3 left.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | May 10, 2020 12:02 AM |
Let's be a Satanic orgy!
I'm candles, lots and lots of candles.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | May 10, 2020 12:08 AM |
Let’s be “Soylent Green”
by Anonymous | reply 252 | May 10, 2020 12:42 AM |
Let’s be Melania Trump’s vagina.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | May 10, 2020 12:45 AM |
Let's be an elderly woman dying from Covid-19 without anyone to care for her
by Anonymous | reply 254 | May 10, 2020 12:45 AM |
Let's be an elderly Roy Cohn going down on a young Donald Trump
by Anonymous | reply 255 | May 10, 2020 12:49 AM |
I'll be the pervasive hovering muskiness in "Let's be an organic grocery store."
by Anonymous | reply 256 | May 10, 2020 6:08 PM |
Let's be "How in the world did I miss this thread?"
by Anonymous | reply 257 | May 10, 2020 7:31 PM |
Let's be the inability to drive stick shift!
by Anonymous | reply 258 | May 11, 2020 1:01 AM |
Let's be the heartbreak of psoriasis!
by Anonymous | reply 259 | May 11, 2020 1:07 AM |
Let's be little-know Muppets!
by Anonymous | reply 260 | May 11, 2020 1:58 AM |
Let’s be potted plants!
by Anonymous | reply 261 | September 17, 2020 3:04 AM |
Let's be a dead hollywood person that no one under the age of 65 has heard of.
Let's be anything to do with fucking "wigs".
by Anonymous | reply 262 | September 17, 2020 3:54 AM |
Let's be the Bump Thread Troll!
by Anonymous | reply 263 | September 17, 2020 4:48 AM |
Let’s Be Unreasonably Bitchy DL’ers!
by Anonymous | reply 264 | September 17, 2020 9:19 AM |
Let's be mitosis!
by Anonymous | reply 265 | September 17, 2020 11:45 AM |
Let’s be a square circle.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | September 17, 2020 12:24 PM |
Let’s be thread closed.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | September 17, 2020 12:24 PM |
Let's Be The Ditelove Pass Incident
by Anonymous | reply 268 | September 17, 2020 12:55 PM |
Let's be a case of shingles!
by Anonymous | reply 269 | September 17, 2020 2:00 PM |
Let's be a stillborn!
by Anonymous | reply 270 | September 17, 2020 2:14 PM |
Let's Be "What's on Erna's plate?"
by Anonymous | reply 271 | September 17, 2020 2:30 PM |
Let’s be Melania’s uterus!
by Anonymous | reply 272 | September 17, 2020 2:35 PM |
let's be Louise Woodward!
by Anonymous | reply 273 | September 17, 2020 3:16 PM |
Let's be an episode of Small Wonder!
by Anonymous | reply 274 | September 17, 2020 3:19 PM |
Let's be all the pills mama took!
by Anonymous | reply 275 | September 17, 2020 3:21 PM |
Let’s be all the possible sweet ingredients that are NOT found in a Claude Upson daiquiri!
I’m chocolate ice cream!
by Anonymous | reply 276 | September 17, 2020 3:21 PM |
Let's be Tony Danza's underwear over the years.
by Anonymous | reply 277 | September 17, 2020 3:23 PM |
Let’s be IBS!
by Anonymous | reply 278 | September 17, 2020 5:31 PM |