Jennifer Lawrence is spotted with her new husband looking absolutely miserable, again

Does she work anymore?

I can’t see her without flashing on her ugly fappening ohotos

*photos

She could not be more boring.

Is this a PR relationship?

Can't this newlywed guy walk without having both hands on his phone? She makes it worse by clinging to his left arm. Fuck that if someone's total focus is on their fucking phone.

She’s a terrible Dior model. She’s so sloppy and cheap looking. Compared to Natalie Portman, who is at least pretty, and Charlize, who is statuesque and stunning, she is not a great representative for the brand.

They're simply pissed off by the paparazzi. She's glaring at the camera.

It’s Mr. Wilkerson and that white trash Emmie Slattery!

R5 i think so. I'll be surprised if they last 3+ years.

I never understand these paparazzi photos that get taken of couples claiming one or both of them look 'miserable' - usually they are just going about their day with neutral expressions, or if they do actually look annoyed maybe it's because they are sick of being papped when they are just going about daily life not at a premier etc.

I mean, does anyone genuinely wander around with their partner with huge beaming smiles plastered over their face all the time, to show the world how happy they are? That would be insane. How dare celebrities have normal facial expressions in public!

R11 i agree with you, but this is JLaw we're talking about. She's just the worst 🙄

The Daily Mail headline basically outed her. It said she "stepped out" with her new husband in..."sensible shoes"!

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The guy is hideous.

[quote] Does she work anymore?

Yes. She's now paid to be walked by her hideous husband.

Why couldn't they cast someone famous and hot to be the husband?

I hope she invested in a good polyester drip-dry wedding dress. She's going to be using it a lot throughout her lifetime.

I'm not a fan of this open bathrobe style jacket trend and wish it would go away. We need a return to form fitted 60s style trenchcoats.

Fat peasant fingers.

[quote] I'm not a fan of this open bathrobe style jacket trend and wish it would go away

Go fuck yourself R18

[quote] I'm not a fan of this open bathrobe style jacket trend and wish it would go away

Go fuck yourself R18

Call it the "From Hunger Games."

Sigh.

Rosie said she was walking in a mall with her kids and a woman came up and asked what's the matter. Asking what she meant, the woman said you aren't smiling. People actually expect celebs to be "on" all the time. Who walks around with a smile planted on your face in everyday life?

She may not actually be miserable. It's JLaw - that's her normal, resting cunt face....

How in the hell did that miserable cunt become a movie star?

That doesn’t look like a woman who’s getting good dick.

Contrast that with Kate Beckinsale when she was with Pete Davidson. She’s looking at him like she can’t wait to get home and get fucked tonight.

R25 who says she's miserable or a cunt??

R26 that is a terrible example.

Kate Beckinsale is rapidly turning into an old leather handbag. Does the woman sleep under a sunlamp?

R25 Everyone not JLaw or her mom.

I have found the love of my life- why would I need a pre-nup?

R26, why do they let Pete walk off set without taking the zombie makeup off?

I thought that was a good pic of Davidson. Pete's another example of how minor celebrity can get any ugly reject laid.

[quote]How in the hell did that miserable cunt become a movie star?

*raises hand*

Fucking Harv explains the "sensible shoes" headline. He turned another one into a muff diver.

R27 = Ms. Lawrence’s Publicity Agent.

(Per order of Ms. Lawrence, avert your eyes and autograph requests will be declined.)